Its funny my father was mostly absent during my teenage years (parents divorced he moved away for work), but that doesn't stop me from making up horrible stories about him.
Worst part is that he feels hella guilty for this still, I love being the son of a catholic, guilt is implied.
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I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.
Well we have a cat and a dog. I think we lucked out, they're both very affectionate. The cat is about 8 months old, very pretty, friendly and likes to be petted and to explore but she hisses at the dog. the dog is about a year old, a gorgeous shepherd mix with particolored eyes, and he has an incredibly sweet disposition. He loves to be petted and touched but he doesn't jump people. He also seems super non-aggressive. He has only mild interest in the cat, didn't lunge when he saw a squirrel, and sits calmly in the fenced area of the yard just watching the ducks.
Only issues is the dog seems like he's never been inside. He definately doesn't like being scolded for peeing on my mom's potted plant, but I don't think he understands the difference between it and the trees. Right now he seems super happy to lay out on the deck and watch the back yard. He has mild kennel cough and is on an antibiotic so it may be that he'll become more sprightly as he starts to feel better.
I have absolutely no clue why anyone would have abandonned that dog. I don't think I've ever seen a friendlier dog in my life, and he's very attractive to boot.
Its funny my father was mostly absent during my teenage years (parents divorced he moved away for work), but that doesn't stop me from making up horrible stories about him.
Worst part is that he feels hella guilty for this still, I love being the son of a catholic, guilt is implied.
We feel guilt about everything. Doesn't stop us from doing it since we'll feel guilty either way.
Damn it no photo evidence of me standing next to Mori. Though one shot shows him just a bit taller than VH. And I am taller than VH. And Preach is taller than me. So I am not sure Mori makes 5'7" or not.
Ok what we need to do is rob a convenience store and then see what the news claims our height is, this will end the debate.
Does it really matter at the end of the day? I mean you're all short.
last night feral and i did acid and spent 9 hours laying next to each other, playing footsies while wearing socks and stroking each other's hair and smiling
Update on phone thief from last night: My dad decided to do some research and found ANOTHER posting of a different phone for sale on craigslist with the kid's phone number as the contact info. So apparently this wasn't a one-time thing, he's actually making a habit out of stealing and selling phones.
This has upgraded the situation from "Get his parents and the school involved" to "Dial up the police station".
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last night feral and i did acid and spent 9 hours laying next to each other, playing footsies while wearing socks and stroking each other's hair and smiling
Well we have a cat and a dog. I think we lucked out, they're both very affectionate. The cat is about 8 months old, very pretty, friendly and likes to be petted and to explore but she hisses at the dog. the dog is about a year old, a gorgeous shepherd mix with particolored eyes, and he has an incredibly sweet disposition. He loves to be petted and touched but he doesn't jump people. He also seems super non-aggressive. He has only mild interest in the cat, didn't lunge when he saw a squirrel, and sits calmly in the fenced area of the yard just watching the ducks.
Only issues is the dog seems like he's never been inside. He definately doesn't like being scolded for peeing on my mom's potted plant, but I don't think he understands the difference between it and the trees. Right now he seems super happy to lay out on the deck and watch the back yard. He has mild kennel cough and is on an antibiotic so it may be that he'll become more sprightly as he starts to feel better.
I have absolutely no clue why anyone would have abandonned that dog. I don't think I've ever seen a friendlier dog in my life, and he's very attractive to boot.
Update on phone thief from last night: My dad decided to do some research and found ANOTHER posting of a different phone for sale on craigslist with the kid's phone number as the contact info. So apparently this wasn't a one-time thing, he's actually making a habit out of stealing and selling phones.
This has upgraded the situation from "Get his parents and the school involved" to "Dial up the police station".
God, I hate people.
Friend of mine had his phone taken right out of his hands on the DC Metro. Guy just walked by, grabbed it, and headed off the train.
Update on phone thief from last night: My dad decided to do some research and found ANOTHER posting of a different phone for sale on craigslist with the kid's phone number as the contact info. So apparently this wasn't a one-time thing, he's actually making a habit out of stealing and selling phones.
This has upgraded the situation from "Get his parents and the school involved" to "Dial up the police station".
sorry
i don't really know my drugs
i take whatever feral hands me, with his confident smirk
last night feral and i did acid and spent 9 hours laying next to each other, playing footsies while wearing socks and stroking each other's hair and smiling
Update on phone thief from last night: My dad decided to do some research and found ANOTHER posting of a different phone for sale on craigslist with the kid's phone number as the contact info. So apparently this wasn't a one-time thing, he's actually making a habit out of stealing and selling phones.
This has upgraded the situation from "Get his parents and the school involved" to "Dial up the police station".
God, I hate people.
Friend of mine had his phone taken right out of his hands on the DC Metro. Guy just walked by, grabbed it, and headed off the train.
He was being pursued by Agents and had to contact morpheous.
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I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.
Update on phone thief from last night: My dad decided to do some research and found ANOTHER posting of a different phone for sale on craigslist with the kid's phone number as the contact info. So apparently this wasn't a one-time thing, he's actually making a habit out of stealing and selling phones.
This has upgraded the situation from "Get his parents and the school involved" to "Dial up the police station".
God, I hate people.
Friend of mine had his phone taken right out of his hands on the DC Metro. Guy just walked by, grabbed it, and headed off the train.
He was being pursued by Agents and had to contact morpheous.
Oh, well yeah. Take it, man. Save us all.
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Well we have a cat and a dog. I think we lucked out, they're both very affectionate. The cat is about 8 months old, very pretty, friendly and likes to be petted and to explore but she hisses at the dog. the dog is about a year old, a gorgeous shepherd mix with particolored eyes, and he has an incredibly sweet disposition. He loves to be petted and touched but he doesn't jump people. He also seems super non-aggressive. He has only mild interest in the cat, didn't lunge when he saw a squirrel, and sits calmly in the fenced area of the yard just watching the ducks.
Only issues is the dog seems like he's never been inside. He definately doesn't like being scolded for peeing on my mom's potted plant, but I don't think he understands the difference between it and the trees. Right now he seems super happy to lay out on the deck and watch the back yard. He has mild kennel cough and is on an antibiotic so it may be that he'll become more sprightly as he starts to feel better.
I have absolutely no clue why anyone would have abandonned that dog. I don't think I've ever seen a friendlier dog in my life, and he's very attractive to boot.
Awesome! Grats!
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every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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Fluffy, you have best scene as your sig.
Its funny my father was mostly absent during my teenage years (parents divorced he moved away for work), but that doesn't stop me from making up horrible stories about him.
Worst part is that he feels hella guilty for this still, I love being the son of a catholic, guilt is implied.
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Only issues is the dog seems like he's never been inside. He definately doesn't like being scolded for peeing on my mom's potted plant, but I don't think he understands the difference between it and the trees. Right now he seems super happy to lay out on the deck and watch the back yard. He has mild kennel cough and is on an antibiotic so it may be that he'll become more sprightly as he starts to feel better.
I have absolutely no clue why anyone would have abandonned that dog. I don't think I've ever seen a friendlier dog in my life, and he's very attractive to boot.
How's it feel copying my joke? Does it feel good fluff? Does it make you feel like a real man?
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We feel guilt about everything. Doesn't stop us from doing it since we'll feel guilty either way.
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After spending a day frozen in front of the bathroom sink, mewing and batting at his own reflection, he decided that enough was enough.
She's a picky eater. Cuts the crusts off her peanut butter and bannana sandwiches too.
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Daxon, you have a spoiler
i don't know what's under it because I don't want to ruin it for me
This has upgraded the situation from "Get his parents and the school involved" to "Dial up the police station".
Are you sure that wasn't just X?
No but banging your wife did
Look at it this way Preach, we thought of the same joke which means you're almost as cool as the coolest guy
(i am the coolest guy btw 8-) )
:winky::?:
It is funny quote. You should read. Thanatos thought it too big
remember when people said i was inventing my uncle/brother?
I POSTED THE RECORDING AND PEOPLE IN VENT HEARD MY BROTHER BEING ICP-LIKE TODAY
the thread was an elaborate ruse to verify my awful stories
God, I hate people.
Friend of mine had his phone taken right out of his hands on the DC Metro. Guy just walked by, grabbed it, and headed off the train.
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We know it's just you doing voices.
sorry
i don't really know my drugs
i take whatever feral hands me, with his confident smirk
bokonon is good
He was being pursued by Agents and had to contact morpheous.
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yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Important question. Has anyone actually seen Chu and his Uncle and his Brother all in the same place at the same time?
Oh, well yeah. Take it, man. Save us all.
Do we even know Chu is real?
I imagine most of you guys are alts of Wills set up to mock particular sub cultures he hates.
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she can't hold her liquor at all and thought me the cuddliest thing ever so lots of hugs
hugs aaaaaaaaaaaaaall niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight
up until we all left the pub and i had no one left to hold me close
See this? This is a bad joke.
Awesome! Grats!
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
Isn't that kind of redundant, we already have Ludious's name quoted there.
Is there any part of your body not covered in prison tats?