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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Preacher wrote: »
    Gooey wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Sheep just doesn't care about black people.

    i read some article where kanye west said he knew what it must have felt like to be gw bush after he said that because of his taylor swift incident

    kanye west is a pretty dumb person

    Yeah that was dumb, as was bush's "That comment was the worst part of my presidency." Really? Really George thought that statement through did you?

    He also said the high point of is presidency was a fish he caught on his ranch

    On that I agree with him.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

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    SheepSheep Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2010
    Irond Will wrote: »

    if i had my way, whenever someone rhymed "love" with "above," a cadre of tall men in black suits and sunglasses would whisk them away, never to be heard from again.

    Britney Spears did that once. 10/10. Best album of the decade.

    I'm gonna be a rap star.

    People call me fat but I like hamburgers
    Stealing em like the hamburgler
    Fuck ya'll get off my cheeseburger
    Sometimes I get that urge-r
    And I just gotta have a hamburger
    Fuck ya'll
    Kiss my whole ass
    Kiss my ass hole


    Put some cheesy effects on my vocals, wear some stupid sunglasses, and sample the Sly Stone and that should just put me in the spotlight enough that I can act like a douche bag to further my career.

    18 - 22 year old retards will line up to buy my shit.

    Sheep on
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    descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Sheep wrote: »
    Wow.

    What a word smith. Unparalleled. He rhymed power with hour and our! Shakespeare, you've met your match!

    Given how often he "rhymes" two lines using the same word at the end of each, you should consider yourself lucky in that quote.

    The beats are well-done, but it speaks volumes about how little overall thought or planning goes into the average pop/hip hop album that everyone is losing it over this concept album. I don't mean to be all electronic snob, but the track selection thing he has going should be the baseline for music made by millionaires and released all over the universe.

    Anyway yeah Kanye's never had bars and listening to the album gets a little old when he can only talk about himself and "being really famous is totally hard, guys."

    desc on
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    GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    dude AC:2 is awesome if you are the kind of person who fucking loves solving puzzles

    that game doesn't really get going until at least a third or maybe even half way through

    Gooey on
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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Passerbye wrote: »
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    Passerbye wrote: »
    Woo, got in to work early. More time to sit and wait for customers.
    So what is it you do now?

    I work for these people selling pretty things.

    cool cool

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    MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I just freaked out because my keys were in the wrong pocket and I didn't realize it.

    Mazzyx on
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    AriviaArivia I Like A Challenge Earth-1Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    AA is one of the best games on my ps3. I love batman though so that is part of it. Top it off it was voiced by the old Batman:TAS folks so nostalgia. But I really did love the game. The fights were fun. You felt like the Batman. Master of martial arts, using the area around you to fight not just strength. Using fear as well to disorient your enemies and being almost inhuman creature of vengeance and justice. I am looking forward to Arkham City. I think I heard it is the last time ever Mark Hamil is doing his Joker. That makes it amazing and sad at the same time to me.

    I am playing through Assassin's Creed 2 right now. Its fun, I enjoy the plot though it is kind of silly. Combat isn't nearly as good as GoW(all combat) or AA. But the stealth is different. The parkor aspect is just a blast and exploring these full cities of Renaissance Italy is just a blast. I would probably get that before AC:Bro if you are going for the single player.

    God of War has the best combat for smash and grab of the three. But it is also the least varied and to tell the truth I love God of War but it gets boring after a while.

    Not sure if this helps Rivs.

    I like the ideas of all of them; exploration and platforming on top of smash and grab appeals; I don't have that big an investment in the Batsman.

    Arivia on
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    descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Arivia wrote: »
    agh

    I was going not to bring my psxboxtriplesixty home for Christmas but the DS2 demo drops on the 21st! eep!

    also, I want to get an action game for a change of pace. Arkham Asylum, the God of War collection, Assassin's Creed: which one of these?

    get assassin's creed and stop being silly

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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
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    GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    kanye west should have his dick smashed into a jelly with a hammer

    that way he can not propagate his taint

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    I just freaked out because my keys were in the wrong pocket and I didn't realize it.

    I do that when I wear my hoody and put my car keys in the hoody pocket instead of my pants pocket.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

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    ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    I just freaked out because my keys were in the wrong pocket and I didn't realize it.

    god i do that all the time

    Arch on
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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    there is no bad choice there

    maybe get GoW Collection if you haven't played them before

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    PasserbyePasserbye I am much older than you. in Beach CityRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    Passerbye wrote: »
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    Passerbye wrote: »
    Woo, got in to work early. More time to sit and wait for customers.
    So what is it you do now?

    I work for these people selling pretty things.

    cool cool

    Especially nice since I know many of the customers and am familiar with the merchandise and how it's worn, so I'm, y'know, knowledgeable and I don't have to scramble to play catch up. Always a bonus when you're in a sales job.

    That, and I have advanced notice when nice things are coming in so I can buy them before they sell out. :D

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    SheepSheep Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2010
    The best thing in the world is that sites like Pitchfork stick pretty heavily to their underground indie rock repertoire.

    Until a major label release by a black rap artist and then it's the top album of the day.

    "No, no, see, we don't suffer from White Boy syndrome. See? We're down. G. Dog. Wanna hit up the club later whoop whoop?"

    Sheep on
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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    The most terrifying statement a doctor can ever ask you. "Have you considered your end of life options?"

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    God of War is your more traditional smash and grab platformer. AC is really more free flowing and not so much a platformer. At least from what I have played. Batman is a weird mix between the two.

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I've never been a fan of the GoW games, I played the first one, and thats about as much as I needed to do.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    AC2 is easily the best of the 3 choices there

    Gooey on
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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    there are much better options than Kanye

    I don't really get why he exists

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    descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    how good is AC2 with the voices set to Italian as you're talking to your mom and she's all zinging you?

    so good.

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    ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    man i wanna go home and play my dwarf shaman

    wheres jake/thom/elldren/cass, i need to know if we are still on for tonight or not

    Arch on
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    GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    there are much better options than Kanye

    I don't really get why he exists

    to prop up the corporate machine he rails against

    Gooey on
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    AriviaArivia I Like A Challenge Earth-1Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I'd probably get AC1 to start from the beginning. But from what Mazzy said, AA sounds the most appealing actually. I like the exploration aspects and stuff. Big combo system or something to really get me pressing buttons?

    Arivia on
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    SheepSheep Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2010
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    Shit like this makes me really really really sad. I'm all "awww such a cute kitty/doggy I bet their owner loved them but oh no that kitty/doggy has probably passed on and their owner no longer enjoys their company."

    Seriously.

    Like, I have a real and legitimate fear that I'll relapse when Zeek passes on.

    I will be in pieces.


    EDIT


    That reminded me of this:

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/aaron-sorkin/sarah-palin-killing-animals_b_793600.html

    Sheep on
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    GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Arch wrote: »
    man i wanna go home and play my dwarf shaman

    wheres jake/thom/elldren/cass, i need to know if we are still on for tonight or not

    arch

    i just started playing DA:O

    and instead of making my normal human rogue type character I made an elf warrior with the pointiest ears

    and i am using his burning hatred of the humans who have oppressed his people to help me make decisions in the game

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    Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    i have been playing AC:B but it is my first AC game, i should've played AC:2 first perhaps, but oh well

    it is epic

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    descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Preacher wrote: »
    I've never been a fan of the GoW games, I played the first one, and thats about as much as I needed to do.

    Yeah, I've rented both and buzzed through single-player co-op. It was fun enough but I have no real recollection of either game other than grunting, ducking behind cover, and chainsaw bayonets.

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    DaxonDaxon Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Preacher wrote: »
    The most terrifying statement a doctor can ever ask you. "Have you considered your end of life options?"

    I have a feeling that as soon as we get euthanasia all legalised doctors might have to ask that question.

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    AriviaArivia I Like A Challenge Earth-1Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    so what happened with rust/rent anyway?

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    GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Sheep wrote: »
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    Shit like this makes me really really really sad. I'm all "awww such a cute kitty/doggy I bet their owner loved them but oh no that kitty/doggy has probably passed on and their owner no longer enjoys their company."

    Seriously.

    Like, I have a real and legitimate fear that I'll relapse when Zeek passes on.

    I will be in pieces.

    I read once that there is evidence that losing a pet is in some cases harder than losing a family member

    Something about how we internalize pets by giving them voices and personalities that they don't really have

    When the pet dies, it's like losing a part of yourself

    Gooey on
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    Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
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    AriviaArivia I Like A Challenge Earth-1Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    desc wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    I've never been a fan of the GoW games, I played the first one, and thats about as much as I needed to do.

    Yeah, I've rented both and buzzed through single-player co-op. It was fun enough but I have no real recollection of either game other than grunting, ducking behind cover, and chainsaw bayonets.

    oh

    that is one more thing

    I would pay lots of dollars if they included the temples from Chaucer's Knight's Tale

    but they probably don't

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    SheepSheep Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2010
    Preacher wrote: »
    I've never been a fan of the GoW games, I played the first one, and thats about as much as I needed to do.

    The first 30 minutes of GoW pretty much sums up the entire catalog. Shallow, unfun, misogynistic, generic as all hell.

    Sheep on
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    RentRent I'm always right Fuckin' deal with itRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    CC was having a nausea attack on gchat so he asked me to pray for him

    He's an atheist, I'm a lapsed catholic

    I did

    He thanked me

    So many layers of irony

    Rent on
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    TehSlothTehSloth Hit Or Miss I Guess They Never Miss, HuhRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Gooey wrote: »
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    there are much better options than Kanye

    I don't really get why he exists

    to prop up the corporate machine he rails against

    As an owner of shutter shades I agree with this message.

    TehSloth on
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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    desc wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    I've never been a fan of the GoW games, I played the first one, and thats about as much as I needed to do.

    Yeah, I've rented both and buzzed through single-player co-op. It was fun enough but I have no real recollection of either game other than grunting, ducking behind cover, and chainsaw bayonets.

    Oh I meant god of war, fucking love gears of war...

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

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    Captain CarrotCaptain Carrot Alexandria, VARegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Note that I took two Tums before I said anything.

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    RentRent I'm always right Fuckin' deal with itRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Arivia wrote: »
    so what happened with rust/rent anyway?

    I've been busy with this girl I'm seeing

    Rust is still jailed so presumably he's using his one post/three minutes somewhere else

    Rent on
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    AriviaArivia I Like A Challenge Earth-1Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Note that I took two Tums before I said anything.

    colbert is too strong to get sick what is wrong with you

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