SO, have you ever heard a name, read a name and you just want to shoot their parents for doing that to their poor child?
I teach, I have.
There is a girl named Precious at my school, Do her parents realize that she will be a stripper now?
But here is the best name I have seen in a long time: Fantasy writer for ESPN.com, ladies and gentlemen I give you:
Tristan H. Cockcroft
Seriously, how, why woudl you do that to your son? What horrible names have you guys encountered?
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Seriously. Y isn't even a real vowel.
surprisingly, I've never really caught any flack for it
You did from me.
Hamlet will be Hamlet
An ineffable tragedy of the human spirit that still resonates, even today.
Yeah, but you did it out of love.
I was Jack on the way to the hospital, then i think my parents did some drugs or something between there and naming me.
The best part? His mom's name was Sharon Bever.
Even better than that, there was another kid at my school, a dude with Down's Syndrome. Swear to god, the motherfucker's name was Thor Pudlik.
Thor.
Pudlik.
And he had Down's Syndrome.
That's three strikes right there.
Also, I had a neighbor that went by Shag Nasty, as I mentioned yesterday.
See, now he's destined to be a pimp.
At... at a skin bar?
Now obviously no one really believed it was true, then i got a substitute teacher (a bit of a sham/chav/american equivalent), who introduced herself as Ms. Whore. When the old teacher came back (she's a bit clueless), somebody who had heard that this woman was the legendary Sunva Whore asked our old teacher if this was her name, she responded yes.
Now i know this is the internet, so I could just be a some kinda lying type of guy. But that is the truth as i remember it
Pudlik.
No. At a call center for Columbia House.
hahaha
there is a little girl at my daughters school named precious
my daughter says she is a little bitch
"If you're going to play tiddly winks, play it with man hole covers."
- John McCallum
Pronounced Leh-mahn-juh-low and Or-ahn-juh-low.
But fuck you lady, you're fat and named them after gelatin snacks.
Oh. Is it strange that I now have less respect for her?
THANKS FOR THAT NICHOLAS CAGE
Not at all.
Scout's fucking honor, too.
I could show you my school yearbook.
Not even kidding.
Think about it.
I mean. He was probably gay.
Hamlet will be Hamlet
An ineffable tragedy of the human spirit that still resonates, even today.
Scan. Upload. Poast.
Perhaps not so shockingly, she became a stripper.
I'll look around when I go home for lunch.
Now that guy.
Let me tell you about him.
After graduation when we both got sent to the same base for training, he yelled at some enlisted kid outside a sports bar because he was carrying around a guitar. There's nothing that says you can't carry a fucking guitar if you want.
He also did the "AHEM!" thing when the people at the next table to us were talking kind of loudly. In a fucking sports bar.
I wonder what happened to that dick.
She really didn't have any other options
Sergeant Major, Sergeant Sergeant
Also in Korea We had a Sergeant First-Class Cox, PVT Winterbottom and PV2 Swallows. They all got assigned to the same barracks room. The door plate listed their names as such
PVT Winterbottom
PV2 Swallows
SFC Cox
yeah, his name is Email.
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Oh, you know that didn't happen by chance. Whoever was in charge of assigning quarters did that on purpose.