I can't say that I'm bothered much by etheral werewolves
but I have some trouble shaking the childhood habit of assuming that things know what I say to and think about them and can and will get offended if I think or say the wrong thing
He was such a little mite when he came to check me out a year ago. So cute! He curled up under the desk, brushed up against my leg and I thought it was my cat until I looked and at first didn't see anyone there. But I knew someone was there. So I said: "Who's that?! Who is that?!" In a fun, teasing way and got the most adorable impression of these big yellow eyes - definitely not cat eyes! - looking up at me. So I just smiled and let them be because I figured whomever it was meant me no harm. Then the next morning I got the news that I had been chosen! And so he came to me! And, oi! The aches in my hips and legs!
so sometimes I think "fucking cunt-bike gears, work, damnit" and then I immediately go no, wait, shit, I didn't mean that NO I DID THE BIKE CAN'T READ MY THOUGHTS AND WOULD NOT CARE IF IT COULD
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so sometimes I think "fucking cunt-bike gears, work, damnit" and then I immediately go no, wait, shit, I didn't mean that NO I DID THE BIKE CAN'T READ MY THOUGHTS AND WOULD NOT CARE IF IT COULD
I used to do things very similar, generally in regards to technology and whatnot. Like, if my PC was mucking up I'd try to like...project an emotion of patience and calm into it, or something. Just something I grew out of though I guess, never really made a conscious decision to stop it. Like, if there was anything I'd get that way about right now I figure it would be my sword but it's like "Nah, that's just a hunk of shaped metal."
so sometimes I think "fucking cunt-bike gears, work, damnit" and then I immediately go no, wait, shit, I didn't mean that NO I DID THE BIKE CAN'T READ MY THOUGHTS AND WOULD NOT CARE IF IT COULD
I used to do things very similar, generally in regards to technology and whatnot. Like, if my PC was mucking up I'd try to like...project an emotion of patience and calm into it, or something. Just something I grew out of though I guess, never really made a conscious decision to stop it. Like, if there was anything I'd get that way about right now I figure it would be my sword but it's like "Nah, that's just a hunk of shaped metal."
yeah it's not actually something I really do
but I do laugh at myself the rare occasions when my mind goes all NO DON'T UPSET THE BOAT SPIRIT IT'LL KILL YOU
A lady, who was using my cell phone, once pulled a big fuck off kitchen knife out of her purse. Luckily it was not me, but the person on the other end of the phone she was enraged at, and she began stabbing furious at the air in mock violence.
It is on that day that I made a policy to not lend cute strangers my phone.
I'm so jealous. These guys make money "conjuring and shipping" spirits. I bet that's an impossible niche to break into once it has already been filled.
I need to master the art of nerd bullshit!
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JakarrdIn the belly ofOklahomaRegistered Userregular
edited January 2011
Joys in testing, part 223887448576
Test1: 'So apparently report is not populating correctly'
Me: 'Define correctly please'
Test1: 'The account number is not populating'
Me: 'Sounds like they've done some code porting and probably overwritten where it should be looking for an account. Log a defect so they'll correct it'
Test1: 'Is this something you do?'
Me: 'Log your defects? No, it wouldn't be right of me to do that.'
Test1: 'So I should log a defect?'
Me: pauses for a bit
Me: 'Well, I suppose you could sacrifice a goat and see if it reaches development that way.'
Test1: 'I no follow.'
Me: 'Exactly. log a defect.'
Test1: 'I should log defect about goat sacrifice?'
Me: 'Seriously, the defect you found, YOU log a defect on.'
couple of minutes go by...
Test1: 'So you will log defect or I should?'
WHAT PART OF ENGLISH DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND, MOTHERFUCKER!? WARGLEBARGLERAGEON.
Seriously, its been 6 months and you are asking if someone else to log a defect you found and should already be logging yourself? Jesus H Christ on a pink poggy stick in a bunny outfit.
Afternoon [chat], I'm hungry, lets do lunch.
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god
first david hasslehoff and now this
It might not be sexy right then but it sure is awesome
she had a gorgeous way with words
yes
everything
it is why all my pcs are so bad
read the reviews. and yeah, blue jeans cable is pretty great. monster is for suckahs
I used to do things very similar, generally in regards to technology and whatnot. Like, if my PC was mucking up I'd try to like...project an emotion of patience and calm into it, or something. Just something I grew out of though I guess, never really made a conscious decision to stop it. Like, if there was anything I'd get that way about right now I figure it would be my sword but it's like "Nah, that's just a hunk of shaped metal."
yeah it's not actually something I really do
but I do laugh at myself the rare occasions when my mind goes all NO DON'T UPSET THE BOAT SPIRIT IT'LL KILL YOU
this is the internet
you should be beyond pain by now
But....but....
half of chat is people bitching about how much their life sucks.
She scared me with the knife story and the school boys being lost in the jungle and what they did to the boy closest to looking female.
barring that, its hot.
Part of the fun.
It is on that day that I made a policy to not lend cute strangers my phone.
look over what?
coital bjork is back
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
For some peculiar reason that video is broke for me.
oh i've seen that before. it's awesome
This Creepy Hollows site is brilliant!
Yeah could someone look over this? It'll be nice. Can't do it myself, since I'm a player.
The campaign plot I've written up so far.
Why hasn't anybody looked this over yet?
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
I can't stop laughing
Looks to be about 50 pages.
So I keep a box of donut holes in the office. Not very healthy but so tasty.
You expect the guy in the $3,000 dollar suit to look over this? Come on!
I need to master the art of nerd bullshit!
Test1: 'So apparently report is not populating correctly'
Me: 'Define correctly please'
Test1: 'The account number is not populating'
Me: 'Sounds like they've done some code porting and probably overwritten where it should be looking for an account. Log a defect so they'll correct it'
Test1: 'Is this something you do?'
Me: 'Log your defects? No, it wouldn't be right of me to do that.'
Test1: 'So I should log a defect?'
Me: pauses for a bit
Me: 'Well, I suppose you could sacrifice a goat and see if it reaches development that way.'
Test1: 'I no follow.'
Me: 'Exactly. log a defect.'
Test1: 'I should log defect about goat sacrifice?'
Me: 'Seriously, the defect you found, YOU log a defect on.'
couple of minutes go by...
Test1: 'So you will log defect or I should?'
WHAT PART OF ENGLISH DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND, MOTHERFUCKER!? WARGLEBARGLERAGEON.
Seriously, its been 6 months and you are asking if someone else to log a defect you found and should already be logging yourself? Jesus H Christ on a pink poggy stick in a bunny outfit.
Afternoon [chat], I'm hungry, lets do lunch.
Because when I asked in [chat] last time people just used the opportunity to make ghost jokes.
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
Engadget said it best: friends don't let friends buy Monster.