Bloody dogs with their fur. I lived in a place with a golden Lab for a few months, then he used to come visiting with his owner to my new place - for years afterwards the golden hair would turn up in clothes.
I share a house with two cats that are predominantly white.
I don't buy black clothes anymore.
When I go home, all my clothing gets little golden hairs all over it.
Then we are agreed. If I can invent some sort of fur fixative spray for cats and dogs I can then make millions from people like Japan who wish to be back in black. I should also get a cut from the Black Clothes Industry
Buying a better hoover mitigated the problem somewhat.
You need something with spinny brushes if you have pets. Suction alone is not sufficient.
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Oh Fark, where msogyny is so prevalent someone can ask what an unforced rape is and everyone has some bullshit tale about buyers remorse, like they ever slept with a woman they weren't paying for.
Hey, at least the general reaction to the cheerleader posed in playboy story was "WTF is this an issue?"
Well of course because that was about tits, and fark loves tits. But anytime marriage, or rape is brought up the same retards who parrot "bitches all lie always" show up.
True. It just gives me hope they might eventually learn.
the last hoarders had a guy with thousnads of pet rats the took over his house
That is worse than the lady with three dead cats crushed under piles of trash.
The revulsion I feel is why we have societal standards.
Goddamnit. I'm going to make myself live a life of dignity. No more hoodies and torn jeans for me! No more carelessly discarded trash or unorganized books! No more long hair!
the last hoarders had a guy with thousnads of pet rats the took over his house
That is worse than the lady with three dead cats crushed under piles of trash.
the scariest part was they spent two days chasing down and capturing thousands of rats. the demolished his whole kitchen, bathroom and half his walls. Then the afterward said in the coming weeks he still found 350 more that were in the walls
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Bloody dogs with their fur. I lived in a place with a golden Lab for a few months, then he used to come visiting with his owner to my new place - for years afterwards the golden hair would turn up in clothes.
I share a house with two cats that are predominantly white.
I don't buy black clothes anymore.
When I go home, all my clothing gets little golden hairs all over it.
Then we are agreed. If I can invent some sort of fur fixative spray for cats and dogs I can then make millions from people like Japan who wish to be back in black. I should also get a cut from the Black Clothes Industry
Just get a breed that doesn't shed! I suggest a soft-coated wheaten.
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Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
At work the other day someone managed to get chocolate in the fax machine.
Chocolate.
In the fax machine.
It got smeared over the scanner part so that it wasn't obvious if you were sending, but everyone who got a fax from that machine that day got a big smeary mess.
Bloody dogs with their fur. I lived in a place with a golden Lab for a few months, then he used to come visiting with his owner to my new place - for years afterwards the golden hair would turn up in clothes.
I share a house with two cats that are predominantly white.
I don't buy black clothes anymore.
When I go home, all my clothing gets little golden hairs all over it.
Then we are agreed. If I can invent some sort of fur fixative spray for cats and dogs I can then make millions from people like Japan who wish to be back in black. I should also get a cut from the Black Clothes Industry
Buying a better hoover mitigated the problem somewhat.
You need something with spinny brushes if you have pets. Suction alone is not sufficient.
Hoovers are for the 1950s, brushes for the 1930s. Sprays are for the future and one day everything will be sprayable. Don't fight the future Japan
the last hoarders had a guy with thousnads of pet rats the took over his house
That is worse than the lady with three dead cats crushed under piles of trash.
the scariest part was they spent two days chasing down and capturing thousands of rats. the demolished his whole kitchen, bathroom and half his walls. Then the afterward said in the coming weeks he still found 350 more that were in the walls
The show will turn me into an arsonist.
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Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
At work the other day someone managed to get chocolate in the fax machine.
Chocolate.
In the fax machine.
It got smeared over the scanner part so that it wasn't obvious if you were sending, but everyone who got a fax from that machine that day got a big smeary mess.
Infinite sheets of chocolate.
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At work the other day someone managed to get chocolate in the fax machine.
Chocolate.
In the fax machine.
It got smeared over the scanner part so that it wasn't obvious if you were sending, but everyone who got a fax from that machine that day got a big smeary mess.
Do you work in a day care? Perhaps a kindergarten?
Bloody dogs with their fur. I lived in a place with a golden Lab for a few months, then he used to come visiting with his owner to my new place - for years afterwards the golden hair would turn up in clothes.
I share a house with two cats that are predominantly white.
I don't buy black clothes anymore.
When I go home, all my clothing gets little golden hairs all over it.
Then we are agreed. If I can invent some sort of fur fixative spray for cats and dogs I can then make millions from people like Japan who wish to be back in black. I should also get a cut from the Black Clothes Industry
Just get a breed that doesn't shed! I suggest a soft-coated wheaten.
That looks like a friendly, sleepy, long haired rug
Just get a breed that doesn't shed! I suggest a soft-coated wheaten.
I did not have the luxury of selection.
My cat was orphaned after my mother killed a rattlesnake and a feral cat (who turned out to have just had two kittens) stole the body and ran off to eat it.
His sister and he were so young that they could not open their eyes. They were bottle fed by my grandmother, who couldn't leave the house because of the cancer.
That story's actually entirely true. Also he's the best cat ever.
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the last hoarders had a guy with thousnads of pet rats the took over his house
That is worse than the lady with three dead cats crushed under piles of trash.
The revulsion I feel is why we have societal standards.
Goddamnit. I'm going to make myself live a life of dignity. No more hoodies and torn jeans for me! No more carelessly discarded trash or unorganized books! No more long hair!
the last hoarders had a guy with thousnads of pet rats the took over his house
That is worse than the lady with three dead cats crushed under piles of trash.
The revulsion I feel is why we have societal standards.
Goddamnit. I'm going to make myself live a life of dignity. No more hoodies and torn jeans for me! No more carelessly discarded trash or unorganized books! No more long hair!
But I like you with long hair : (
Huh. I thought you preferred it short.
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Hmmm I do not know but I hope you are growing that beard!
the last hoarders had a guy with thousnads of pet rats the took over his house
That is worse than the lady with three dead cats crushed under piles of trash.
the scariest part was they spent two days chasing down and capturing thousands of rats. the demolished his whole kitchen, bathroom and half his walls. Then the afterward said in the coming weeks he still found 350 more that were in the walls
That's an episode that needs a crossover with billy the exterminator.
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I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.
Just get a breed that doesn't shed! I suggest a soft-coated wheaten.
I did not have the luxury of selection.
My cat was orphaned after my mother killed a rattlesnake and a feral cat (who turned out to have just had two kittens) stole the body and ran off to eat it.
His sister and he were so young that they could not open their eyes. They were bottle fed by my grandmother, who couldn't leave the house because of the cancer.
That story's actually entirely true. Also he's the best cat ever.
Awww that's a neat story.
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every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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Bloody dogs with their fur. I lived in a place with a golden Lab for a few months, then he used to come visiting with his owner to my new place - for years afterwards the golden hair would turn up in clothes.
I share a house with two cats that are predominantly white.
I don't buy black clothes anymore.
When I go home, all my clothing gets little golden hairs all over it.
Then we are agreed. If I can invent some sort of fur fixative spray for cats and dogs I can then make millions from people like Japan who wish to be back in black. I should also get a cut from the Black Clothes Industry
Just get a breed that doesn't shed! I suggest a soft-coated wheaten.
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well he is german....
They will rue this day.
That is worse than the lady with three dead cats crushed under piles of trash.
Buying a better hoover mitigated the problem somewhat.
You need something with spinny brushes if you have pets. Suction alone is not sufficient.
True. It just gives me hope they might eventually learn.
The revulsion I feel is why we have societal standards.
Goddamnit. I'm going to make myself live a life of dignity. No more hoodies and torn jeans for me! No more carelessly discarded trash or unorganized books! No more long hair!
the scariest part was they spent two days chasing down and capturing thousands of rats. the demolished his whole kitchen, bathroom and half his walls. Then the afterward said in the coming weeks he still found 350 more that were in the walls
Just get a breed that doesn't shed! I suggest a soft-coated wheaten.
At work the other day someone managed to get chocolate in the fax machine.
Chocolate.
In the fax machine.
It got smeared over the scanner part so that it wasn't obvious if you were sending, but everyone who got a fax from that machine that day got a big smeary mess.
Hoovers are for the 1950s, brushes for the 1930s. Sprays are for the future and one day everything will be sprayable. Don't fight the future Japan
its an interesting look at everything wrong with america and the human race
As in J Edgar?
The show will turn me into an arsonist.
Do you work in a day care? Perhaps a kindergarten?
That looks like a friendly, sleepy, long haired rug
As in vacuum cleaner.
The UK has different genericised terms to the US.
I did not have the luxury of selection.
My cat was orphaned after my mother killed a rattlesnake and a feral cat (who turned out to have just had two kittens) stole the body and ran off to eat it.
His sister and he were so young that they could not open their eyes. They were bottle fed by my grandmother, who couldn't leave the house because of the cancer.
But I like you with long hair : (
Huh. I thought you preferred it short.
Well I was talking about the Zombie Herbert Hoover, but then I'm always ready to talk about J Edgar
I am. Right now it's short enough that it doesn't matter, but pretty soon here I'm gonna need to figure out the trick to maintain it.
Hoover is a bad one. Like, kleenex bad.
I don't even know if hoover still exist as an electrical appliance manufacturer.
FAKE EDIT: Apparently it does.
REAL EDIT: Honk: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Hoover_Company
and instead I ordered buffalo wings and curly fries.
that was dumb
now I need a movie on instant watch that pairs with the hot wings
That's an episode that needs a crossover with billy the exterminator.
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Because it's the name of the manufacturer.
Awww that's a neat story.
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
this is the best thing I have read today
Real bad.
Michael Jackson.
/Kanye
You could just call and order the wrap.
Then mail me the wings.
Top Gun.
pleasepaypreacher.net
I think The Back-Up Plan is on Netflix now.
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
Midnight Run
I reject this explanation because of its simplicity. This is what you want me to think.
I still suspect that there is a tie to the FBI in this affair.