I think I'm going to try to stop reading celebrity gossip blogs.
They rot my brains they does.
I honestly do not understand people's interest in celebrities' lives.
I started when I was at an all girls school because it dominated the conversation and I wanted to be able to at least understand.
I won't lie, I read the last line of this post first, and my mind immediately jumped to "PleasebeaboutlesbiansexPleasebeaboutlesbiansexPleasebeaboutlesbiansex
Sometimes Choco and I are walking and talking and he's going on about Minecraft or Dark Heresy or whatever the fuck and I pivot on the balls of my feet and slow mo punch him while going 'in the diiiiiiiiiiiick'
Chu you should keep it but also smoke a pipe and wear a big overcoat like a sea captain might wear and when someone is like "okay guys I think we should push mid lane" tell them about how yarrrr your wife was lost to the sea
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I started when I was at an all girls school because it dominated the conversation and I wanted to be able to at least understand.
I am disappoint.
I SHOULD clean it out but goddamn if I don't feel popular
I won't lie, I read the last line of this post first, and my mind immediately jumped to "PleasebeaboutlesbiansexPleasebeaboutlesbiansexPleasebeaboutlesbiansex
I'm so ashamed. :?
look up "tribadism"
This morning you were telling me about how you loved to troll people by telling them to look stuff up.
Dang I guess. Learn something new every day.
Nooooooooooooooooooooooo
-w time to get some more.
If he didn't save Im going to punch his dick
Do it with a wiffle bat. Feels more satisfying, and still will hurt a lot in such a tender region.
Take over his origins game and make his duder fuck the elf
like, within 10 minutes i didn't even notice it anymore
but
i am liking it
might keep it
:^:
Also the dick-on-dick thing is totes a thing.
look up "frot"
tell Frankie I'm thinking of her
Is this an eye patch?
kakos bought one at pax and wore it around
it looked wicked retarded and we all made fun of it
who the fuck is dread?
o_ø
yes! buttons are relevant to her interests!
your trip home was good? did you manage to sleep?
Assuming Cass.
I have obtained.
Will consume shortly.
Dread Pirate...I dont know. I COULDNT THINK OF A PROPER SHORTER NAME SO I JUST WENT WITH IT.
Frottage and tribadism are strangely coy terms for such lusty practices.
Meanwhile, a term like "dry humping" lets you know exactly what to expect.
https://twitter.com/Hooraydiation
AND
THE BRANDY
I am so giddy except I'm going to be DMing for Pony and he's been playing RPGs for like eighty years so I'm also nervous
HRM
You have to say my full name every time.
No, no, do it in a girl voice. HIGHER!
Say Dread Pirate Arbuthnot, sir
crap
is Bioware DLC not available on Steam?
I would rather be called "Dread", because Dreadnoughts are badass.
...oh wait.
a Mass Effect PnP RPG
what is this devilry
what is it