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JESUS CHRIST MY EYE FUCK

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    WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    which is odd I think, because I've played every ace combat ever.

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    SoulStalkerSoulStalker Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Wren wrote: »
    alrighty, I wasn't sure, I'm not too good with modern planes. I did a google for f-14 hornet and got positive hits so I thought hey whatever
    Don't feel bad - I had to google it myself to make sure. I knew that F-14 Hornet sounded wrong, I just couldn't remember what the F-14 actually was.

    I'd like to fly an A-10. Mainly because it's got those teeth painted on the front. Plus, its nickname the Warthog. How cool is that??

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    FUCK YEAH my old car is paid off now that's $14,000 in debt I've had waived in the last 6 months.

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    WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    I like to use the a-10 in any game that has it. I mean its gun is just so awesome. also, you can't go wrong with carpet bombs.

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    WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    I'm also a fan of the A-6E. although according to this article they were decommissioned 10 years ago.

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    SoulStalkerSoulStalker Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    You know, I had never heard of the A-6E until you just mentioned it. I love the sheer quanitity of the LGB payload though, nothing wrong with that!

    I've also always been a fan of the B-2 Bomber and the SR-71 Blackbird. Particularly the B-2: something about it's design always fascinated me. Plus, you were virtually invisible to radar - I'd like to make it back from my bombing runs.

    Edit: typos. Whoops.

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    MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    So has Godwin's law come into effect yet?

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    PotUPotU __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2007
    Hitler.

    Yes.

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    LogicalHarmLogicalHarm Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    So I've had this red thing on the white part of left eye for the longest time
    I learned it was a scar years ago, but learned only a year ago that when I was like 3 or 4 my older brother got all pissy and clawed a nice chunk out of my eye, when I feel my left eyeball through my eyelid its all uneven and my cornea is hard. I see floaters all the fucking time and sometimes my vision in my left is gets blurry and my eyeball goes numb. I am still debating whether to use this as an excuse to kick the shit out of him because he's become the biggest douche ever.

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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    So I've had this red thing on the white part of left eye for the longest time
    I learned it was a scar years ago, but learned only a year ago that when I was like 3 or 4 my older brother got all pissy and clawed a nice chunk out of my eye, when I feel my left eyeball through my eyelid its all uneven and my cornea is hard. I see floaters all the fucking time and sometimes my vision in my left is gets blurry and my eyeball goes numb. I am still debating whether to use this as an excuse to kick the shit out of him because he's become the biggest douche ever.
    Is your brother hitler?

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    FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    do it

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    SoulStalkerSoulStalker Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    So I've had this red thing on the white part of left eye for the longest time
    I learned it was a scar years ago, but learned only a year ago that when I was like 3 or 4 my older brother got all pissy and clawed a nice chunk out of my eye, when I feel my left eyeball through my eyelid its all uneven and my cornea is hard. I see floaters all the fucking time and sometimes my vision in my left is gets blurry and my eyeball goes numb. I am still debating whether to use this as an excuse to kick the shit out of him because he's become the biggest douche ever.
    Sounds like a perfectly valid excuse to me. In fact, you should probably tear one of his eyes out so you can get it transplanted - why should you live with the bum eye?

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    Kevin CristKevin Crist I make the devil hit his knees and say the 'our father'Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Weaver wrote: »
    FUCK YEAH my old car is paid off now that's $14,000 in debt I've had waived in the last 6 months.

    What a waste. You could've had that money spend on a Power Cable.

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    MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    I'm sorry Rank

    YOUR FACE IS SORRY

    YEAH SORRY THAT I RAN YOU THROUGH GNOMER YOU COCKGOBBLER

    ARE YOU SORRY THAT YOU ARE THE ONLY FAGGOT THAT DIED?

    Actually yes D:

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    VulnoXVulnoX Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Weaver wrote: »
    FUCK YEAH my old car is paid off now that's $14,000 in debt I've had waived in the last 6 months.

    What a waste. You could've had that money spend on a Power Cable.

    Who would want the 1.0 version though?

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    MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Callius wrote: »
    So I've had this red thing on the white part of left eye for the longest time
    I learned it was a scar years ago, but learned only a year ago that when I was like 3 or 4 my older brother got all pissy and clawed a nice chunk out of my eye, when I feel my left eyeball through my eyelid its all uneven and my cornea is hard. I see floaters all the fucking time and sometimes my vision in my left is gets blurry and my eyeball goes numb. I am still debating whether to use this as an excuse to kick the shit out of him because he's become the biggest douche ever.
    Is your brother hitler?

    You mean Hitler.

    Grammar Nazi.

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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2007
    Wren wrote: »
    I've heard horror stories of people who have had laser eye surgery having their corneas explode when they travel in planes.

    Of course, I've also heard of people becoming fighter pilots after getting the surgery. I'm just not willing to take the chance.

    PS - I always wanted to be a fighter pilot, even when I was younger. Damn that military asshole that told me I never could become one because I wore glasses. Damn you.

    flying super expensive jets does sound cool. but on the other hand I live in canada. I think we still use f-14 hornets. or maybe something older. I mean its a decent jet but really with something like jets you need to stay competitive or else its all for naught. like with subs, ancient diesel subs just dont cut it anymore.

    at least we're getting a bunch of leopard 2's now. thats pretty badass. I mean I'm a personal fan of the french leclerc tank, but the leopard is still just as good if not better.

    Canada is still on Sopwith Camels.

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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Monkeybomb wrote: »
    You mean Hitler.

    Grammar Nazi.
    I'm pretty sure you're a national socialist.

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    MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Actually The Geek we use oversized geese

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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2007
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    Actually The Geek we use oversized geese

    HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK

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    Kevin CristKevin Crist I make the devil hit his knees and say the 'our father'Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    VulnoX wrote: »
    Weaver wrote: »
    FUCK YEAH my old car is paid off now that's $14,000 in debt I've had waived in the last 6 months.

    What a waste. You could've had that money spend on a Power Cable.

    Who would want the 1.0 version though?

    higher versions are extra though.

    Audio people arn't made of money you know.

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    You missed where I said waived. I've only actually spent $1628 paying off debts, with $14k of it being waived or settled.

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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2007
    You got debt waived? In what way?

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    MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    He was all "Puuulllleeease?" and they were all "Awwww wook at his widdle eyes! Okay."

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Deceit

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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    suckin' dicks

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    FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    ugh, I can feel my heartbeat in my ear, anyone know some kind of trick that removes that sensation

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Nah I had some hospital bills that I just sent them bank statements from when I was broke as shit between jobs for two months and they waived it, and the car debt I settled with after not giving them a dime for around 3 years so they took whatever I felt like giving them.

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    BibbleBibble __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2007
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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    there are no percentages on that chart you're fired

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    SpongeCakeSpongeCake Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    This thread almost made me throw up. Plastic does not belong on eyeballs.

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    SpongeCakeSpongeCake Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Oh God, I just read Manifest's superglue story. The dry heaves are starting.

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    MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Weaver wrote: »
    Nah I had some hospital bills that I just sent them bank statements from when I was broke as shit between jobs for two months and they waived it, and the car debt I settled with after not giving them a dime for around 3 years so they took whatever I felt like giving them.

    So what you're saying is your credit score is low.

    Suze Orman would make this face at you
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    If you were a human torch, Ron Burgundy would say you were denied a bank loan.

    Your credit score can be equated to the SAT verbal of some kid from Mississippi.
    You don't have good credit.

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    MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    SpongeCake wrote: »
    Oh God, I just read Manifest's superglue story. The dry heaves are starting.

    When I went and put them in this time, the one on my left eye was all wrinkled up and I had to pull my eyelid over it to smooth it out.

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    SpongeCakeSpongeCake Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Why do you hate my gastro-intestinal tract MonkeyBomb?

    ...hyurk...

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    I don't need credit.

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Having good credit is what got me into debt.

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    SpongeCakeSpongeCake Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Five thousand pound blow jobs are what got me into debt.

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Seriously all I got to do is finish paying off my last about $5k in debt, then take my VA home loan and buy a house.

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    SpongeCakeSpongeCake Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    To clarify, that's blow jobs that cost five thousand pounds each, not five thousand blow jobs each costing a pound.
    I don't think you can get a blow job that cheap.

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