The worst are those who don't know what they want, but they won't admit it. They end up giving you a very general description of something that sounds smart in a meeting, but is actually void of content.
Then you're stuck pushing shapes around in illustrator untill you realize you've lost your soul.
Those are the times I wish I could fire my clients... but... alas, I work inhouse.
The worst are those who don't know what they want, but they won't admit it. They end up giving you a very general description of something that sounds smart in a meeting, but is actually void of content.
Then you're stuck pushing shapes around in illustrator untill you realize you've lost your soul.
Those are the times I wish I could fire my clients... but... alas, I work inhouse.
Jeez MT, all you have to do is add all the text from this 3 page document onto this business card.
Then add a lot of white space, we don't want it to be cluttered. But it shouldn't be too blank- you should throw in a picture in there somewhere...I'm thinking of a friendly landscape, like that Ross Bob guy, but make it should be cool and sleek Apple iPod-y so we get that cool image feel to it.
How hard was that? Jeez you designers are useless, I come up with all the ideas while you sit there on your computer twiddling your thumbs!
Tam: While it is not the most economical, I'm getting a 27" iMac. Yes, Macs are expensive, but it's what I really want, and I would be less happy if I got something else just because of the price tag. I'm ordering it today!
oh no if you can afford it, Macs are rock solid systems!
I just like the idea of building my own more
Have you guys ever wasted any time talking to Cleverbot? We were having a nice conversation about Suikoden and then suddenly it accuses me of not being Laura Mallory. "You're not Laura Mallory!" it said. Dumb thing.
I will not be insulted again by that bitch!
She's like a fox-news anchor. However rational your arguments are she either accuses you of calling her a sort of tendon or she doesn't understand it and moves on.
Also, on an unrelated note... Hearing about Winston Churchill's exciting life depresses the shit out of me.
Yea he can seem like quite the ass, but I was talking about his life. His really really really exciting life.
edit: Also, I've started reading tune(tunecomic.com) and I'm pretty hooked. Same goes for "Shi Long Pang" and "Order of Tales"... Hooray for holidays.
I am sad cleverbot, cheer me up!
Why are you sad?
Its because i have no friends.
Friends are overrated.
But I like friends!
I'm good.
Will you be my friend?
Not unless you help me with my paper topic.
.... Jerk
edit: I now just continued
Oh I'm so lonely.
Do you have friends?
No.
Would you like to have one?
Yes.
How do you take your coffee?
I don't drink coffee
You just said you did. Perhaps that was an error in your code.
Funny; I have projected masculinity onto Cleverbot ever since it called me hot stuff and hit me with a battery of embarassing internet guy pickup lines. Which always led me to believe the majority of folk tried to have sex with it, not argue with it.
I'd follow Cleverbot on Twitter if I could. Until then I'll content myself with Spex, who reacts similarly to most everything.
i have tried to tie down this entire gender thing down, but it got.... weird
So you are ugly like me?
Sure.
Do you have 3 testicles too!?
Yes, when I'm awake.
How many do you have when you are asleep?
None. I plan on purchasing some later though.
If Cleverbot is female and is so clever it should be able to work out some sort of strap-on/funnel system.
actually I just tried again
I want you to cum in my ass.
Well ok. What do I do?
Well that was easy.
Apart from its ignorance I'm sure you'll be able to figure something out.
edit: it also just told me it's 92 years old... Good luck with that.
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It is very satisfying to tell a problem client that they are visually illiterate and poor communicator.
Oh well, at least its a committee of dumb shits and I only offended one. Get money get paid.
So good morning guys. Any one else done 23 revisions to a series of simple black and white spots?
Yes, the frustration is beyond bearing.
So we got a mutual problem. You know what Im thinking?
You kill mine and I kill yours.
I like it the best when the approved revision, nr 24, is practically identical to v.1.0.
If it's $5 if I get it right the first time (let's call that one revision), it's $25 for an additional revision.
23 revisions nets me $11.9 quadrillion dollars, roughly 229 times more than the GDP of the entire world in 2009.
You guys
are suckers.
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Then you're stuck pushing shapes around in illustrator untill you realize you've lost your soul.
Those are the times I wish I could fire my clients... but... alas, I work inhouse.
Jeez MT, all you have to do is add all the text from this 3 page document onto this business card.
Then add a lot of white space, we don't want it to be cluttered. But it shouldn't be too blank- you should throw in a picture in there somewhere...I'm thinking of a friendly landscape, like that Ross Bob guy, but make it should be cool and sleek Apple iPod-y so we get that cool image feel to it.
How hard was that? Jeez you designers are useless, I come up with all the ideas while you sit there on your computer twiddling your thumbs!
Now get back to work!
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oh no if you can afford it, Macs are rock solid systems!
I just like the idea of building my own more
She's like a fox-news anchor. However rational your arguments are she either accuses you of calling her a sort of tendon or she doesn't understand it and moves on.
Also, on an unrelated note... Hearing about Winston Churchill's exciting life depresses the shit out of me.
he's still an asshole by today's standards, so you can feel a little better
I guess
edit: Also, I've started reading tune(tunecomic.com) and I'm pretty hooked. Same goes for "Shi Long Pang" and "Order of Tales"... Hooray for holidays.
Well thanks. Now someone else start telling of your misery, I hate being in the limelight - oh the irony.
copy pasta
edit : did screen shot instead
Why are you sad?
Its because i have no friends.
Friends are overrated.
But I like friends!
I'm good.
Will you be my friend?
Not unless you help me with my paper topic.
edit: I now just continued
Do you have friends?
No.
Would you like to have one?
Yes.
How do you take your coffee?
I don't drink coffee
You just said you did. Perhaps that was an error in your code.
I get that it's supposed to be sexist joke, I just don't see how. Is it the getting coffee thing?
I'd follow Cleverbot on Twitter if I could. Until then I'll content myself with Spex, who reacts similarly to most everything.
Cleverbot asked me how I took my coffee and it told me it was an error in my code...
Sure.
Do you have 3 testicles too!?
Yes, when I'm awake.
How many do you have when you are asleep?
None. I plan on purchasing some later though.
cleverbot don't know shit about neuroscience
It will not commit to cumming in my ass no matter how sternly or how politely I ask.
I am female, but my name is Cleverbot.
maybe you arent doing it right
did cleverbot just say women aren't clever
actually I just tried again
Well ok. What do I do?
Apart from its ignorance I'm sure you'll be able to figure something out.
edit: it also just told me it's 92 years old... Good luck with that.
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oh man he was great
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k76IGLi6jWI
That is not a double-entendre