Hey alpha, I could get you some outsourcing solutions. We have some Chinese political prisoners who are computer engineering graduates or some Indians who work for a dvd of bollywood movies. We just have some snag with their ching-ching blabbering or the curry flavored smell but we could do it.
For his next trick, Yos Mann will walk right up to a Texas ranger and urinate on his shoe.
Chuck Norris vs Mr. Yos Mann in dvd.
$3.75 $10 Canadian
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HenroidMexican kicked from Immigration ThreadCentrism is Racism :3Registered Userregular
Hey alpha, I could get you some outsourcing solutions. We have some Chinese political prisoners who are computer engineering graduates or some Indians who work for a dvd of bollywood movies. We just have some snag with their ching-ching blabbering or the curry flavored smell but we could do it.
For his next trick, Yos Mann will walk right up to a Texas ranger and urinate on his shoe.
Chuck Norris vs Mr. Yos Mann in dvd.
$3.75 $10 Canadian
I bet that suprise that Alpha mentioned earlier will bet Chuck Norris standing by the servers, ready to fix them when they break.
No wait, that's MacGuyver. Did you hire MacGuyver, Alpha?
Hey alpha, I could get you some outsourcing solutions. We have some Chinese political prisoners who are computer engineering graduates or some Indians who work for a dvd of bollywood movies. We just have some snag with their ching-ching blabbering or the curry flavored smell but we could do it.
For his next trick, Yos Mann will walk right up to a Texas ranger and urinate on his shoe.
Chuck Norris vs Mr. Yos Mann in dvd.
$3.75 $10 Canadian
I bet that suprise that Alpha mentioned earlier will bet Chuck Norris standing by the servers, ready to fix them when they break.
No wait, that's MacGuyver. Did you hire MacGuyver, Alpha?
How else do you think I heard about the use of grommits?
Hey alpha, I could get you some outsourcing solutions. We have some Chinese political prisoners who are computer engineering graduates or some Indians who work for a dvd of bollywood movies. We just have some snag with their ching-ching blabbering or the curry flavored smell but we could do it.
For his next trick, Yos Mann will walk right up to a Texas ranger and urinate on his shoe.
Chuck Norris vs Mr. Yos Mann in dvd.
$3.75 $10 Canadian
I bet that suprise that Alpha mentioned earlier will bet Chuck Norris standing by the servers, ready to fix them when they break.
No wait, that's MacGuyver. Did you hire MacGuyver, Alpha?
How else do you think I heard about the use of grommits?
Well thats the thing for me really, the problems Im having stop me following multiple fast moving threads at once, and its not like there hasnt been time before now.
Well thats the thing for me really, the problems Im having stop me following multiple fast moving threads at once, and its not like there hasnt been time before now.
Guys the server error has removed all apostrophes from this man's post. WON'T SOMEONE THINK OF THE APOSTROPHES
Also, no chance of it happening this week. Y'know, E3 and all. Unless I'm wrong and alpha wants to be mean.
I just wish it had been done last week, like promised. I understand shit comes up, but fuck... the forums are unnavigable right now. Could you at least tell us what the hold up is Alpha? Last I heard it was the podcast draining bandwidth, but that was Monday last week.
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HenroidMexican kicked from Immigration ThreadCentrism is Racism :3Registered Userregular
Also, no chance of it happening this week. Y'know, E3 and all. Unless I'm wrong and alpha wants to be mean.
I just wish it had been done last week, like promised. I understand shit comes up, but fuck... the forums are unnavigable right now. Could you at least tell us what the hold up is Alpha? Last I heard it was the podcast draining bandwidth, but that was Monday last week.
Ah pipe down. If I can do it on dialup you can do it too.
Also, no chance of it happening this week. Y'know, E3 and all. Unless I'm wrong and alpha wants to be mean.
I just wish it had been done last week, like promised. I understand shit comes up, but fuck... the forums are unnavigable right now. Could you at least tell us what the hold up is Alpha? Last I heard it was the podcast draining bandwidth, but that was Monday last week.
How about I fucking ban you
That would solve both your problem of being frustrated by the forums and my problem of being frustrated by your posts
Deal?
Just post something in reply. Anything. I don't care what. Say one more fucking word on the topic and see what happens.
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IT'S GOT ME REACHING IN MY POCKET IT'S GOT ME FORKING OVER CASH
CUZ THERE'S SOMETHING IN THE MIDDLE AND IT'S GIVING ME A RASH
Also, no chance of it happening this week. Y'know, E3 and all. Unless I'm wrong and alpha wants to be mean.
I just wish it had been done last week, like promised. I understand shit comes up, but fuck... the forums are unnavigable right now. Could you at least tell us what the hold up is Alpha? Last I heard it was the podcast draining bandwidth, but that was Monday last week.
How about I fucking ban you
That would solve both your problem of being frustrated by the forums and my problem of being frustrated by your posts
Deal?
Just post something in reply. Anything. I don't care what. Say one more fucking word on the topic and see what happens.
Alpha seems to be the unluckiest person ever in terms of buying hardware.
Didn't Robert buy the new gear?
I'm sure it has to do with the regular demands of running a website as a business. Any risk of bringing down the main site is a risk of lost revenue. Sure, we get 500 errors every now and then, but the site is still making money since it is still running. Migrating to the new hardware without some due diligence could result in hours of downtime (or days!) and therefore hours of lost revenue.
That's something that's easy to understand, isn't it?
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fuck your forums, fuck your administrator and fuck dynagrip for getting away with the long troll.
I think Alpha commented once that he does not like doing changes at a time where it may interfere with a new comic day. I assume a change of this magnitude limits the time slot to just the weekend, and as we all know, weekends can sometimes be the busiest part of the week.
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FramlingFaceHeadGeebs has bad ideas.Registered Userregular
edited May 2006
I'm definitely in take-as-long-as-you-need-to-alpha camp, but I think it's funny how BM basically asked what was causing the delay and was threatened with a banning.
Why do we have this thread if we're not supposed to wonder what's going on?
Framling on
you're = you are
your = belonging to you
their = belonging to them
there = not here
they're = they are
what I gather from alpha reference murphy's law is that the new hardware or the new "thing", whatever it is, showed up broken or on fire or something. Or they opened the box and it was a roll of duct tape and some bubble game with a note from macguyver saying "good luck, bitches"
I'm definitely in take-as-long-as-you-need-to-alpha camp, but I think it's funny how BM basically asked what was causing the delay and was threatened with a banning.
Why do we have this thread if we're not supposed to wonder what's going on?
I think its the complaining about the situation, rather than asking what is going on that set pheezer off.
Things seem a bit better for the 500 errors compared to the last few days, but that may just be my perception.
what I gather from alpha reference murphy's law is that the new hardware or the new "thing", whatever it is, showed up broken or on fire or something. Or they opened the box and it was a roll of duct tape and some bubble game with a note from macguyver saying "good luck, bitches"
Posts
$3.75 $10 Canadian
No wait, that's MacGuyver. Did you hire MacGuyver, Alpha?
The forum will probably croak, or will be buried in more Internal Server Errors than I can endure.
Poor you.
Hey alpha, this guy won't be able to endure the server problems.
That sounds like a Big Deal.
Let's just fast track everything and throw a bunch of switches and see what happens. Because this guy needs it. Now.
CUZ THERE'S SOMETHING IN THE MIDDLE AND IT'S GIVING ME A RASH
Hey dude, my finger is tired from all the F5 pressing.
- The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse (2017, colorized)
I am laughing at it, just in case. I want to cover all the bases.
Also, no chance of it happening this week. Y'know, E3 and all. Unless I'm wrong and alpha wants to be mean.
Guys the server error has removed all apostrophes from this man's post. WON'T SOMEONE THINK OF THE APOSTROPHES
Unofficial PA IRC chat: #paforums at irc.slashnet.org
It's amusing when I hit refresh and I get the option of saving the index.php file...
I just wish it had been done last week, like promised. I understand shit comes up, but fuck... the forums are unnavigable right now. Could you at least tell us what the hold up is Alpha? Last I heard it was the podcast draining bandwidth, but that was Monday last week.
How about I fucking ban you
That would solve both your problem of being frustrated by the forums and my problem of being frustrated by your posts
Deal?
Just post something in reply. Anything. I don't care what. Say one more fucking word on the topic and see what happens.
CUZ THERE'S SOMETHING IN THE MIDDLE AND IT'S GIVING ME A RASH
I, for one, welcome our new 500 - Internal Server Error overlords.
:^:
A sock full of imaginary dimes that don't exist because no one paid a damned penny to be here.
CUZ THERE'S SOMETHING IN THE MIDDLE AND IT'S GIVING ME A RASH
I wasn't insinuating that he was going to pay anyone.
You're mighty cranky lately, sir. Why?
He's in LA.
Or LA. LA's general attitude is infectious.
[spoiler:c6bb877c54]PMS[/spoiler:c6bb877c54]
Alpha seems to be the unluckiest person ever in terms of buying hardware.
I'm sure it has to do with the regular demands of running a website as a business. Any risk of bringing down the main site is a risk of lost revenue. Sure, we get 500 errors every now and then, but the site is still making money since it is still running. Migrating to the new hardware without some due diligence could result in hours of downtime (or days!) and therefore hours of lost revenue.
That's something that's easy to understand, isn't it?
Why do we have this thread if we're not supposed to wonder what's going on?
your = belonging to you
their = belonging to them
there = not here
they're = they are
I think its the complaining about the situation, rather than asking what is going on that set pheezer off.
Things seem a bit better for the 500 errors compared to the last few days, but that may just be my perception.