heard a story about him at PAX, and it ended up being a true story. I asked him to write it up for the site, and he did: in two parts. Here is the first.
Yeah so waiting for part two is killing me
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When I read this comic, I had hoped that I wouldn't be the first person to make a "sad tits" reference.
I'm glad to see that you fine gentleman scholars are on top of such things.
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Came here for the Venture Bros references. Was not disappointed.
Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
Also given the reputation I assume the hookers look a bit nicer.
The answer is yes to both. There are 4 brothels in the immediate area of Mound House, Nevada, including the Bunnyranch, which is the most expensive of them all. This is for a reason. Seriously, words can't describe how ridiculously hot these women are. Not "stripper hot", I'm talking about the real deal.
The tits depicted in the comic more resemble the kind you'd find at one of the OTHER nearby brothels, which I shall not name, but to better convey the quality of the place I will state that the police have been called to its location on more than one occasion due to some of the working girls having fights in the parking lot. Fights involving knives. Think West Side Story, but less "choreographed" and more "bitch I will cut you 'til you ain't pretty."
On another note, as someone who grew up near these places (I live literally 10 minutes down the road) I often had the same thought as Gabe when I was a child. I once asked my Dad why all the cute bunnies had to be raised in the moonlight, and if we could go see them. He almost laughed coffee out of his nose, which was inconvenient since he was driving at the time.
Oh, and if either Gabe or Tycho read this: for a moment I actually thought you visited and didn't invite any of we few Bunnyranch-area fans to hang out, and was mildly let down. Then I realized that a) having a bunch of random people you don't know hang out with you just before you go pay for sex would be weird, and b) you have some of those "wives" we've all heard about that apparently take it badly when you couple your sexual organs with anyone's but theirs.
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Also given the reputation I assume the hookers look a bit nicer.
The answer is yes to both. There are 4 brothels in the immediate area of Mound House, Nevada, including the Bunnyranch, which is the most expensive of them all. This is for a reason. Seriously, words can't describe how ridiculously hot these women are. Not "stripper hot", I'm talking about the real deal.
The tits depicted in the comic more resemble the kind you'd find at one of the OTHER nearby brothels, which I shall not name, but to better convey the quality of the place I will state that the police have been called to its location on more than one occasion due to some of the working girls having fights in the parking lot. Fights involving knives. Think West Side Story, but less "choreographed" and more "bitch I will cut you 'til you ain't pretty."
On another note, as someone who grew up near these places (I live literally 10 minutes down the road) I often had the same thought as Gabe when I was a child. I once asked my Dad why all the cute bunnies had to be raised in the moonlight, and if we could go see them. He almost laughed coffee out of his nose, which was inconvenient since he was driving at the time.
Oh, and if either Gabe or Tycho read this: for a moment I actually thought you visited and didn't invite any of we few Bunnyranch-area fans to hang out, and was mildly let down. Then I realized that a) having a bunch of random people you don't know hang out with you just before you go pay for sex would be weird, and b) you have some of those "wives" we've all heard about that apparently take it badly when you couple your sexual organs with anyone's but theirs.
Basically come up with any variation using the words 'Kat' and 'Ranch' and you can name every brothel in Moundhouse.
Even the name, Moundhouse, there's nothing legitimate that can go on in a place named that.
On another note, as someone who grew up near these places (I live literally 10 minutes down the road) I often had the same thought as Gabe when I was a child. I once asked my Dad why all the cute bunnies had to be raised in the moonlight, and if we could go see them. He almost laughed coffee out of his nose, which was inconvenient since he was driving at the time.
True, but the Bunny Ranch has an HBO show made about it and is therefore the most well known brothel in Nevada.
Just over the hill from Las Vegas is the town of Pahrump. Prostitution is legal just outside that town and also houses the most expensive brothel in Nevada. But a few others as well. Words from a former local resident of Las Vegas.
Regardless, how do some people take this comic so seriously?!
Gabe's face in the last panel is a story in and of itself. There is perplexity, perishing hope, and the first hint of a fear which precedes, one impending flash of realization later, a sudden, horrified comprehension of the truth.
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The newspost story is also excellent. Double whammy.
Also, I'm not sure if Mike has ever seen tits in real life if that's how he draws them....
They're supposed to be used up old hooker tits you see.
Shh, you'll ruin the story
Also given the reputation I assume the hookers look a bit nicer.
Mournful tits.
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The answer is yes to both. There are 4 brothels in the immediate area of Mound House, Nevada, including the Bunnyranch, which is the most expensive of them all. This is for a reason. Seriously, words can't describe how ridiculously hot these women are. Not "stripper hot", I'm talking about the real deal.
The tits depicted in the comic more resemble the kind you'd find at one of the OTHER nearby brothels, which I shall not name, but to better convey the quality of the place I will state that the police have been called to its location on more than one occasion due to some of the working girls having fights in the parking lot. Fights involving knives. Think West Side Story, but less "choreographed" and more "bitch I will cut you 'til you ain't pretty."
On another note, as someone who grew up near these places (I live literally 10 minutes down the road) I often had the same thought as Gabe when I was a child. I once asked my Dad why all the cute bunnies had to be raised in the moonlight, and if we could go see them. He almost laughed coffee out of his nose, which was inconvenient since he was driving at the time.
Oh, and if either Gabe or Tycho read this: for a moment I actually thought you visited and didn't invite any of we few Bunnyranch-area fans to hang out, and was mildly let down. Then I realized that a) having a bunch of random people you don't know hang out with you just before you go pay for sex would be weird, and b) you have some of those "wives" we've all heard about that apparently take it badly when you couple your sexual organs with anyone's but theirs.
We should hang out some time.
Basically come up with any variation using the words 'Kat' and 'Ranch' and you can name every brothel in Moundhouse.
Even the name, Moundhouse, there's nothing legitimate that can go on in a place named that.
Mounds all up in the house.
Maybe 10 years ago. Now they all have fairly different names: Sagebrush Ranch, Kit-Kat Ranch, and the Love Ranch.
Well I suppose the "Ranch" part is the same....
So... how did your dad try to explain that one?
True, but the Bunny Ranch has an HBO show made about it and is therefore the most well known brothel in Nevada.
Just over the hill from Las Vegas is the town of Pahrump. Prostitution is legal just outside that town and also houses the most expensive brothel in Nevada. But a few others as well. Words from a former local resident of Las Vegas.
Regardless, how do some people take this comic so seriously?!
You can also check into them on 4square from the parking lot iirc.
Whoopsie...Forgot I read that part by the time I reached the bottom of the post