Anyhow, the big rumor is that there will be two new Warhammer (40k) races. Instead of waiting to see what developes, I will instead start unrepentant speculation!
I believe that the newest 40k race will be:
Adeptus Mechanicus.
It makes perfect sense. They could use pre-existing Imperial models and therefore would only have to come up with a portion of a new race. Further more, there could be spill-back of AM minis in pre-existing armies (meaning, I could use some of the new minis in my old army). Most of the mythology is already there and considering the amount of fluff GW has added to the AM since 4th, it seems odd to me that they wouldn't follow up with a new army.
This is my theory. It probably won't end up being true, but at least it makes sense.
The system, like other aspects of the game, was criticized for focusing on the most lurid aspects of violence, sexuality, and scatology, and of actualizing racism, sexist, homophobic, and other bigoted viewpoints. For example, characters have statistics for breast size, penis size, and anal and vaginal circumference, to determine how much damage is taken when characters are raped. In addition, weak men and unattractive women are more likely to be homosexual, and characters with very low intelligence have a chance of gaining a "retard strength" bonus. Certain magical items would cause characters to look and act like various racial stereotypes. Random rolls on tables for combat damage might result in characters receiving unlikely wounds such as a severed clitoris, while magical accidents might result in curses such as having fruit grow from one's genitals. Characters can also increase their skill in Urination, allowing them to urinate farther and more precisely.
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basically it is the best game ever
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Not going to happen.
Adeptus Mechanicus sounds plausable, simply because they're getting Battlefleet Gothic ships, but I'd still prefer something completely new.
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It makes perfect sense. They could use pre-existing Imperial models and therefore would only have to come up with a portion of a new race. Further more, there could be spill-back of AM minis in pre-existing armies (meaning, I could use some of the new minis in my old army). Most of the mythology is already there and considering the amount of fluff GW has added to the AM since 4th, it seems odd to me that they wouldn't follow up with a new army.
This is my theory. It probably won't end up being true, but at least it makes sense.
The system, like other aspects of the game, was criticized for focusing on the most lurid aspects of violence, sexuality, and scatology, and of actualizing racism, sexist, homophobic, and other bigoted viewpoints. For example, characters have statistics for breast size, penis size, and anal and vaginal circumference, to determine how much damage is taken when characters are raped. In addition, weak men and unattractive women are more likely to be homosexual, and characters with very low intelligence have a chance of gaining a "retard strength" bonus. Certain magical items would cause characters to look and act like various racial stereotypes. Random rolls on tables for combat damage might result in characters receiving unlikely wounds such as a severed clitoris, while magical accidents might result in curses such as having fruit grow from one's genitals. Characters can also increase their skill in Urination, allowing them to urinate farther and more precisely.
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I would play the fuck out of that.
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You attack the dragon for 40 HP.
It dies.
You journey home to a hero's welcome.
The end.
I gotta put a story together.
Fucking... I'm not very good at that.
I kinda prefer to play one offline.
I just suk at putting a story together.. Well not really, I can do that if I apply myself but I gotta get some more people interested.
Most virgins aren't.
Anyhow, the big rumor is that there will be two new Warhammer (40k) races. Instead of waiting to see what developes, I will instead start unrepentant speculation!
I believe that the newest 40k race will be:
It makes perfect sense. They could use pre-existing Imperial models and therefore would only have to come up with a portion of a new race. Further more, there could be spill-back of AM minis in pre-existing armies (meaning, I could use some of the new minis in my old army). Most of the mythology is already there and considering the amount of fluff GW has added to the AM since 4th, it seems odd to me that they wouldn't follow up with a new army.
This is my theory. It probably won't end up being true, but at least it makes sense.
Makes more sense than fucking Space Rat Men.
Why is it that you can't just play and have someone else run it?
we totally need a forum FATAL game
I'm the only person I know with enough experience to run something, and I don't wanna get into a game with strangers, those aren't as fun.
isn't this that horrible game where 'cunt shaft' size is an actual attribute?
vaginal depth
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Fucking agog.
Also goddamn I am reading more of FATAL what the fuuuuuuck?
Not going to happen.
Adeptus Mechanicus sounds plausable, simply because they're getting Battlefleet Gothic ships, but I'd still prefer something completely new.
not like spacewolves
straight up werewolves
it'll sell t-shirts
In the grim darkness of the far future, I gotsta get paid, son.
Something with pirates and slavers, but not as, you know, angry-at-my-step-dad all of the time.
Actually, if they re-booted the DE and actually tried to make them work this time, I would be all for it.
But that isn't happening.
Pm plz
I made a TD for iphone and windows phone!
Also mounted warboss
I made a TD for iphone and windows phone!
I would play the fuck out of them.
I would play the fuck out of that.
I have a bunch of orc shit too, if you want to buy it, I don't think I'll ever use it.
But seriously.
"Okay, you take 2d4 damage from the ogre's dick impaling your 2inch anus"
What you have, Quetzi?
I need more of this:
I made a TD for iphone and windows phone!
I want a knew race dammit.
I made a TD for iphone and windows phone!
I have Orcs, not Orks, so nevermind. That's what Mani has too though, last I checked.