something about WalMart also kind of brings out the human detritus. I live in one of the 20 richest counties in the country, the kind of place where everyone's dressed for tennis and the mere sight of my old beat-up Saturn is a glaring faux pas, but the Walmart a few blocks down the street somehow manages to conjure a clientele of 400-lb women with six kids or dudes with their underwear hanging out of their pants seemingly out of thin air.
i've been in there a bunch of times (and chased out a couple of jerky teenagers once) so i kinda know the family that owns it
anyway, one of their kids is complaining aloud about not understanding his algebra homework
and the parent's trying to help him between customers
so i offered to help and explained his homework. and to his parents' credit they gathered around so that they could understand it as well to help him in the future.
the awkward part was that some other customers came in and did the awkward 'cough for attention, i want to be served' thing and the mom said EXCUSE ME, WE BE ONE SECOND
it was funny but i was finishing up at that point
i am a community leader :4
Today, Chu made Philadelphia a little less shitty
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JacobkoshGamble a stamp.I can show you how to be a real man!Moderatormod
that is awesome, chu
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Podlyyou unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered Userregular
Man, this is why I hate having large bills on me. I have a $100 bill and a ten and three ones. I usually like to get a lot of chinese takeout (like $15 worth) and eat it over the course of the day / next day, but no way in hell are they going to change a benjamin.
Man, this is why I hate having large bills on me. I have a $100 bill and a ten and three ones. I usually like to get a lot of chinese takeout (like $15 worth) and eat it over the course of the day / next day, but no way in hell are they going to change a benjamin.
i've been in there a bunch of times (and chased out a couple of jerky teenagers once) so i kinda know the family that owns it
anyway, one of their kids is complaining aloud about not understanding his algebra homework
and the parent's trying to help him between customers
so i offered to help and explained his homework. and to his parents' credit they gathered around so that they could understand it as well to help him in the future.
the awkward part was that some other customers came in and did the awkward 'cough for attention, i want to be served' thing and the mom said EXCUSE ME, WE BE ONE SECOND
Man, this is why I hate having large bills on me. I have a $100 bill and a ten and three ones. I usually like to get a lot of chinese takeout (like $15 worth) and eat it over the course of the day / next day, but no way in hell are they going to change a benjamin.
i've been in there a bunch of times (and chased out a couple of jerky teenagers once) so i kinda know the family that owns it
anyway, one of their kids is complaining aloud about not understanding his algebra homework
and the parent's trying to help him between customers
so i offered to help and explained his homework. and to his parents' credit they gathered around so that they could understand it as well to help him in the future.
the awkward part was that some other customers came in and did the awkward 'cough for attention, i want to be served' thing and the mom said EXCUSE ME, WE BE ONE SECOND
it was funny but i was finishing up at that point
i am a community leader :4
You seem like a really nice guy.
well, i also molest local runaways... so i try to do what i can to even out the karma
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JacobkoshGamble a stamp.I can show you how to be a real man!Moderatormod
yeah it is one of the few all-night places here so I've headed up there a bunch when I need milk at 2am or whatever, and it is definitely a thing to see
Ya know, this whole Dynagrip/Jokerman thing is one of the Secret Santa things that I worry about.
I would hate to get a present for someone, them not like it, and talk about how much they don't like it on the forums. I don't know how any of you would feel about it, but I would feel AWFUL.
So we get stiff once in a while. So we have a little fun. What’s wrong with that? This is a free country, isn’t it? I can take my panda any place I want to. And if I wanna buy it a drink, that’s my business.
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BeNarwhalThe Work Left UnfinishedRegistered Userregular
i've been in there a bunch of times (and chased out a couple of jerky teenagers once) so i kinda know the family that owns it
anyway, one of their kids is complaining aloud about not understanding his algebra homework
and the parent's trying to help him between customers
so i offered to help and explained his homework. and to his parents' credit they gathered around so that they could understand it as well to help him in the future.
the awkward part was that some other customers came in and did the awkward 'cough for attention, i want to be served' thing and the mom said EXCUSE ME, WE BE ONE SECOND
it was funny but i was finishing up at that point
i am a community leader :4
You seem like a really nice guy.
well, i also molest local runaways... so i try to do what i can to even out the karma
Man, this is why I hate having large bills on me. I have a $100 bill and a ten and three ones. I usually like to get a lot of chinese takeout (like $15 worth) and eat it over the course of the day / next day, but no way in hell are they going to change a benjamin.
If you give the deliveryman one anyway, you will probably make his week, or month. Maybe even year. An $80-90 tip might not be the best thing that happens to him this year but it will probably be totally unexpected so it will seem spectacular.
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Podlyyou unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered Userregular
That would be pretty damn baller.
But alas I need the money and spent waaaaaaay too much money this week taking out my ladyfriend and visited some buddy's restaurants/bars last night and was a baller at those places.
Ya know, this whole Dynagrip/Jokerman thing is one of the Secret Santa things that I worry about.
I would hate to get a present for someone, them not like it, and talk about how much they don't like it on the forums. I don't know how any of you would feel about it, but I would feel AWFUL.
i think this is the only time it's happened across like
Ya know, this whole Dynagrip/Jokerman thing is one of the Secret Santa things that I worry about.
I would hate to get a present for someone, them not like it, and talk about how much they don't like it on the forums. I don't know how any of you would feel about it, but I would feel AWFUL.
Ya know, this whole Dynagrip/Jokerman thing is one of the Secret Santa things that I worry about.
I would hate to get a present for someone, them not like it, and talk about how much they don't like it on the forums. I don't know how any of you would feel about it, but I would feel AWFUL.
If you want you can PM me your gift idea, and I will pretend I am getting it, and post about how awesome it is without revealing what it is.
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Ya know, this whole Dynagrip/Jokerman thing is one of the Secret Santa things that I worry about.
I would hate to get a present for someone, them not like it, and talk about how much they don't like it on the forums. I don't know how any of you would feel about it, but I would feel AWFUL.
Who got what, what and why was it awful?
Jokerman had a friend who went on a trip to India buy Dynagrip a Buddha head.
It did not receive a good reception.
Fast forward to this year, Dynagrip commented on religious iconography in this Wishlist and Jokerman took offense.
So we get stiff once in a while. So we have a little fun. What’s wrong with that? This is a free country, isn’t it? I can take my panda any place I want to. And if I wanna buy it a drink, that’s my business.
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SarksusATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered Userregular
What I'm sayin' is, he's a whore.
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Donkey KongPutting Nintendo out of business with AI nipsRegistered Userregular
Look at the angle on those eyes!
Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
Ya know, this whole Dynagrip/Jokerman thing is one of the Secret Santa things that I worry about.
I would hate to get a present for someone, them not like it, and talk about how much they don't like it on the forums. I don't know how any of you would feel about it, but I would feel AWFUL.
Who got what, what and why was it awful?
Jokerman had a friend who went on a trip to India buy Dynagrip a Buddha head.
It did not receive a good reception.
Fast forward to this year, Dynagrip commented on religious iconography in this Wishlist and Jokerman took offense.
That seems like a really thoughtful and unique gift to get from someone on the internet. Who wouldn't like that?
Ya know, this whole Dynagrip/Jokerman thing is one of the Secret Santa things that I worry about.
I would hate to get a present for someone, them not like it, and talk about how much they don't like it on the forums. I don't know how any of you would feel about it, but I would feel AWFUL.
I would hate to put a lot of thought into Secret Santas every time I participate and do the best that I can for my Santee but then my Santa immediately throws up their hands, goes whoops, couldn't figure out what to get you, so I asked this dude I know to pick you something up off the street and oh yeah, I'll send it in a box stuffed with shredded newspaper, no note or any word whatsoever who it came from.
1. I picked up a carrot.
2. I cast a spell.
3. I spoke to someone.
4. I was walking.
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DynagripBreak me a million heartsHoustonRegistered User, ClubPAregular
edited November 2011
It was seriously the worst present I've ever gotten. I thought it was sent as a big "fuck you" and yet satisfy the barest requirements of Secret Santas. It was also like 3 weeks late.
When I posted pictures of it other posters called it "epic", so this shit isn't just in my head.
I would hate to put a lot of thought into Secret Santas every time I participate and do the best that I can for my Santee but then my Santa immediately throws up their hands, goes whoops, couldn't figure out what to get you, so I asked this dude I know to pick you something up off the street and oh yeah, I'll send it in a box stuffed with shredded newspaper, no note or any word whatsoever who it came from.
Hey, you didn't like it and that will happen. He apologized twice in that very thread that you didn't like it.
To bring it up 2 years later in Secret Santa is over the line IMO.
So we get stiff once in a while. So we have a little fun. What’s wrong with that? This is a free country, isn’t it? I can take my panda any place I want to. And if I wanna buy it a drink, that’s my business.
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Today, Chu made Philadelphia a little less shitty
Be less baller.
You seem like a really nice guy.
#uppereastsideproblems
well, i also molest local runaways... so i try to do what i can to even out the karma
yeah it is one of the few all-night places here so I've headed up there a bunch when I need milk at 2am or whatever, and it is definitely a thing to see
I would hate to get a present for someone, them not like it, and talk about how much they don't like it on the forums. I don't know how any of you would feel about it, but I would feel AWFUL.
That's a reasonable outlook. :P
If you give the deliveryman one anyway, you will probably make his week, or month. Maybe even year. An $80-90 tip might not be the best thing that happens to him this year but it will probably be totally unexpected so it will seem spectacular.
But alas I need the money and spent waaaaaaay too much money this week taking out my ladyfriend and visited some buddy's restaurants/bars last night and was a baller at those places.
Baller baller baller
also this is down the street from me
baller
i think this is the only time it's happened across like
hundreds and hundreds of gifts
Who got what, what and why was it awful?
If you want you can PM me your gift idea, and I will pretend I am getting it, and post about how awesome it is without revealing what it is.
my racist childhood has a monopoly on ruining christmas
he landed on top of me and then died
black santa
Jokerman had a friend who went on a trip to India buy Dynagrip a Buddha head.
It did not receive a good reception.
Fast forward to this year, Dynagrip commented on religious iconography in this Wishlist and Jokerman took offense.
i really don't take enough photos
i'm a recycler, very e-vironmentally conscious
reckon I'll have to look into skills and whatnot soon.
I just couldn't anymore with that Pegasus crap.
That seems like a really thoughtful and unique gift to get from someone on the internet. Who wouldn't like that?
He comes from the South Pole. The Deep South Pole.
NERRRRRRRRD
What settings is it running on?
You can do alot of .ini tweaking to maximize the pretty for minimal impact
1. I picked up a carrot.
2. I cast a spell.
3. I spoke to someone.
4. I was walking.
When I posted pictures of it other posters called it "epic", so this shit isn't just in my head.
Hey, you didn't like it and that will happen. He apologized twice in that very thread that you didn't like it.
To bring it up 2 years later in Secret Santa is over the line IMO.