I was 15. We were in the back of her mom's Chevy Blazer. It was magical. We went to a LAN afterwards and I played Halo for the first time.
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TL DRNot at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered Userregular
We got caught in the same Blazer some weeks later.
See, it was an empty parking lot when we started, but by the time the police knocked on the window there was a kids' soccer game going on 50 yards away. Whoops!
I'm just messing. I don't really like zero or diet, I get all the deliciously bad for you calories. I think honestly it's whatever taste you get used to. Regular, diet and zero all have a unique flavor profile.
True dat!
I'm just used to diet.
every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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Yessssss. For christmas I am getting a moka pot and I am going to learn how to make cuban coffee and experiment and it is going to be the bestest.
IIRC, Cuban espresso is kind of like Greek coffee, in that the sugar is kind of brewed in, but I think with Cuban it's added to the espresso shot as it is being brewed (ie the sugar is put in the container) whereas with Greek coffee the sugar and coffee kind of 'cook' together.
I'm a bit strange in that I don't like sugar in my coffee. I'd go to the Greek cafe with my friend to have coffee and they'd ask me if I wanted normal or sweet and I'd confuse them by wanting no sugar. Then again, my friend had the same and he is Greek, so it can't be that unusual.
IIRC, Cuban espresso is kind of like Greek coffee, in that the sugar is kind of brewed in, but I think with Cuban it's added to the espresso shot as it is being brewed (ie the sugar is put in the container) whereas with Greek coffee the sugar and coffee kind of 'cook' together.
I'm a bit strange in that I don't like sugar in my coffee. I'd go to the Greek cafe with my friend to have coffee and they'd ask me if I wanted normal or sweet and I'd confuse them by wanting no sugar. Then again, my friend had the same and he is Greek, so it can't be that unusual.
I normally take my coffee and espresso black as well but, I feel like branching out some. And yeah, you are right about the order of the espresso and the sugar. Sometimes the only some of the shot is added, and then the espresso and the sugar and mixed together, and then the rest is added.
And then you can take that and put it into milk and bam cafe con leche.
Mine was pretty bad, I didn't really want to do it because I knew I was graduating and leaving my small town forever in a month. But young, male urges obviously won out. She laid there like a dead fish, and I just wanted to get it over with so I could go home. Neither of us really enjoyed it I don't think. But it's not like you're going to be a sex pro the first time you attempt it. When it was over she asked if that was it?
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Back of my 1985 Oldsmobile Delta88 in the undeveloped cul-de-sac of a new neighborhood in the area... that car was like a hotel room.
It was a magically evening.
Chanus
You had an 80s olds delta88 too?
Henceforth you are like a brother to me
Also yeah the massive sofa aka. Rear seat was a decent night's sleep in a pinch.
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TL DRNot at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered Userregular
I mean, it was awesome and novel to have sex as a teen. But as with most things in my life, it's better now and I'm better at it. I hear that this 'growing old' thing has diminishing returns, though?
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I mean, it was awesome and novel to have sex as a teen. But as with most things in my life, it's better now and I'm better at it. I hear that this 'growing old' thing has diminishing returns, though?
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No bathrooms with supervisors and shit.
you tell us
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See, it was an empty parking lot when we started, but by the time the police knocked on the window there was a kids' soccer game going on 50 yards away. Whoops!
nah
i mean, it wasn't really all that embarrassing, i pleasured her p well for a virgin before the intercourse
but it was very much a prom date type thing, we weren't dating or whatever
It's a little weird how everything kind of comes naturally to you.
I'm just used to diet.
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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Haha. Nice.
IIRC, Cuban espresso is kind of like Greek coffee, in that the sugar is kind of brewed in, but I think with Cuban it's added to the espresso shot as it is being brewed (ie the sugar is put in the container) whereas with Greek coffee the sugar and coffee kind of 'cook' together.
I'm a bit strange in that I don't like sugar in my coffee. I'd go to the Greek cafe with my friend to have coffee and they'd ask me if I wanted normal or sweet and I'd confuse them by wanting no sugar. Then again, my friend had the same and he is Greek, so it can't be that unusual.
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
That puts them in panes in a single window. We rock the dual monitors here, so she wanted one spreadsheet on each of them.
Ah, okay then
the condom broke and it was really scary and I had to take her to get the morning after pill because she was just like, welp
then she stalked me for like 6 months, calling and saying how she missed a period or whatever
Is it ever not?
No it's not! You're supposed to know how to reproduce! Otherwise you would become extinct!
But if she has a spread sheet on both monitors, how will she make forum post?
like, it felt incredible! and she was happy because i did well before hand then there was a second round later
i was not the slightest bit embarrassed about lasting for 6 seconds the first time
Final in an hour.
inadvisable.
i love how the lizard is like 'wtf bro ' halfway through
and now you have secret babbies
Question.
If your first time is with multiple people does the first person count as the one you lost your virginity to or is it all of them?
I normally take my coffee and espresso black as well but, I feel like branching out some. And yeah, you are right about the order of the espresso and the sugar. Sometimes the only some of the shot is added, and then the espresso and the sugar and mixed together, and then the rest is added.
And then you can take that and put it into milk and bam cafe con leche.
take this comment
dip it in bronze
frame it
hang it on a wall
Chanus
You had an 80s olds delta88 too?
Henceforth you are like a brother to me
Also yeah the massive sofa aka. Rear seat was a decent night's sleep in a pinch.
Yeah, was my first car. Blue with the dark blue "leather" trim... dark blue interior with wood paneling on the dash and doors.
I miss the shit out of that car, even if it got 9mpg.
You get back what you put into it, it seems.
Right as it was about to go down the housecleaning lady opened the hotel room door and saw me naked and my girlfriend hid on the side of the bed
haha did you have an internet girlfriend!?
i did
my first girlfriend ever lived in utah
i worked hard all summer and saved so i could fly out to see her in late august
I meant how like, I just knew what to do and it wasn't awkward. It was just all sorts of awesome.
Cream white, brown leather top thing, brown interior, dark brown wood, drove like a commercial shipping vessel
8-)
Nice!
Yeah, I love that "on the waves" sort of suspension it had.