@Ten I sent some stuff your way a couple weeks ago, don't know how long post to canada takes though. I'm really sorry about the wait, don't think I forgot about my promise of gifts!
It arrived today! I'm super busy with work so my photo post will have to wait until a bit later, but THANKYOU, I am super pumped about the gifts
Goddamn it's been a fucked-up couple of months for me but I finally got my presents sent-out today. I feel kinda bad for putting it off until the last possible second but I didn't have a choice.
Now I wait for confirmation that they have arrived!
I was pleasantly surprised to open my mailbox yesterday and find:
A DVD shaped box with DVDs written on it! I wonder what's inside? (Strategic placement of Canadian currency to hide addresses)
I pull out my trusty keys to tear it open...
And I'm greeted by an envelope which reads 'Ben! Open this card. All the cool kids are doing it! You know you want to~'
So I do. Because I want to be a cool kid. And I'm glad I did, because...
Inside was a hilarious card with cats and comments about said cats!
Here's a close up:
And on the back was even more stuff, about why the US is so great (it's OK, I guess)
Here's what the card says:
Look at all the fucking room back here! Could have put like at least 8 more cats on this. Whatever. I will now list reasons why America is better than Canada. 1: Freedom 2: Bald Eagles are badass 3: FREE MARKET. 4: Oppressing of gays. 5: High recidivism among prison inmates 6: Freedom 7: I pledge allegience to the flag of the United States of America and to the republic, for which it stand. One nation, under god (white American god, not one of those foreign ones) indivisible, with LIBERTY and JUSTICE for ALL (except gays and minorities) 8: FREEDOM
There were three nicely wrapped present which I was unfortunately to excited to get a picture of before tearing off the paper, but inside was:
The Muppet Movie! I just watched this recently to prepare for the new movie and loved it, so I'm glad to have my own copy!
Scott Pilgrim on Bluray! I fucking love this movie and I can't wait to dive into the special features - plus my girlfriend hasn't seen it so I'm excited to expose her to how wonderful it is in glorious blu rays.
Park and Recreation Season 1! This is pretty much my favourite show at the moment and I love me some audio commentaries so I'm looking forward to rewatching these.
Thank you @George Fornby Grill! You've been very generous, all the gifts have been amazing
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edited January 2012
So I woke up this afternoon (don't judge, I work night shift!) to my sister knocking on my front door. She'd brought back my plate! (I made a really nice curry for dinner last night, and gave her a serve) So I gave her back her slowcooker and was about to send her on her way when she mentions she has something for me.
Hmm, it's not my birthday for two weeks yet! She runs next door (she lives in the apartment next door) and returns with a parcel in hand, "I picked this up from in front of your door when I got home, I didn't want anyone to steal it." then hands me this:
Son of a bitch! I think I know what that is! (Also, holy crap, $15.95 in postage?)
I checked the box for a return address, and sure enough, my suspicions were correct! From an Australian forumer, near and dear to me!
Shit shit shit, it's my Satans gift, better make with the pictures so everyone can see the awesome stuff I'm about to unwrap! Oh that's right, the only camera Amy or I own takes fucking film! Phone pics it is, then I guess!
I'll just whip out my trusty knife and get to it, then.
Tasting pack? Might this hint at possible goodies enclosed? I am a real pig for chocolate, after all...
Alright, crack this thing open and what do I find?
Ooh, a card! Well that's all I had hoped for! I'm happy already! Let's see just exactly what it is.
Oh shit son, that's a rather nice hand drawn picture of a Lamborghini Aventador! I fucking love Lambos... Lessee what it says on the inside:
"Dear Chris,
Merry (belated) Christmas
and a Happy New Year!
Hope you like the presents,
the card is a taste of more
to come. Sorry for the
delay.
- Julian"
Ah ha ha ha! I thought you were my Satan, @Gatsby! Nice pencilwork on the card! Don't worry about when this got here, it's like you got a head-start on my 29th birthday! Thanks heaps dude!
Hey wait, what's that line again?
"a taste of more to come"?
Really? Daaaamn... Your generosity knows no bounds! I know what it's like to be an art student, my sister Melanie and my girlfriend have both been there, and it can be a real fucking hard grind sometimes. Don't forget to look out for number one, you and your missus. That comes first, man.
On to the gifts!
What's in the bag?
MOTHERFUCKIN' CHOCOLAAAAAATE! AAAARGH!
om nom nom nom... Delicious!
What's next?
One of my favourite Terry Pratchett novels! Yes!
Next to it there is...
More Pratchett!
And a third! I love Terry Pratchett!! I see a bit of a theme, here, too! Death is one of my favourite characters! This is an excellent start to my collection, now I don't have to drive for over an hour each way any time I want to borrow books from my sister Melanie!
What's this under the novels?
Is that what I think it is in the upper left cor-
Yes it is! Awesome! Fuckin' BATMAN all up ins... I hear this is really good, and after reading the first dozen pages, I'm inclined to agree!
To recap, a veritable plethora of goodies, a surplus of swag, a cavalcade of gifts:
Thank you so much Julian, you are by far the best Gatsby ever! I owe you so many sloppy blowjobs...
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"Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
It arrived today! I'm super busy with work so my photo post will have to wait until a bit later, but THANKYOU, I am super pumped about the gifts
CorporateLogo, Didgeridoo, and DrZiplock
@Skull Man's satan is Orikae who will be making him art sometime
Hope Chris's makes it.
I've heard from CorporateLogo's satan who claims he was sending. I wonder if it ever made it.
a first wave should be coming soon,
I...
I need to change my pants.
they are still working on something very special for you
What's your girlfriend gonna think?
She'll help me clean up.
I have a sneaking suspicion who it might be. I think they're making something?
Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better
bit.ly/2XQM1ke
that's silly
But there's a nut in this bag what the heck?
it's magic!
hehehehehe
The peanuts are the best part. But they always shift to the very bottom of the bag.
Oh, you know what I meant!
Now I wait for confirmation that they have arrived!
I played Picros so much. Is the 3D version only for the 3DS or can I play it on my regular DS?
It's awesome
A DVD shaped box with DVDs written on it! I wonder what's inside? (Strategic placement of Canadian currency to hide addresses)
I pull out my trusty keys to tear it open...
And I'm greeted by an envelope which reads 'Ben! Open this card. All the cool kids are doing it! You know you want to~'
So I do. Because I want to be a cool kid. And I'm glad I did, because...
Inside was a hilarious card with cats and comments about said cats!
Here's a close up:
And on the back was even more stuff, about why the US is so great (it's OK, I guess)
Here's what the card says:
There were three nicely wrapped present which I was unfortunately to excited to get a picture of before tearing off the paper, but inside was:
The Muppet Movie! I just watched this recently to prepare for the new movie and loved it, so I'm glad to have my own copy!
Scott Pilgrim on Bluray! I fucking love this movie and I can't wait to dive into the special features - plus my girlfriend hasn't seen it so I'm excited to expose her to how wonderful it is in glorious blu rays.
Park and Recreation Season 1! This is pretty much my favourite show at the moment and I love me some audio commentaries so I'm looking forward to rewatching these.
Thank you @George Fornby Grill! You've been very generous, all the gifts have been amazing
Hmm, it's not my birthday for two weeks yet! She runs next door (she lives in the apartment next door) and returns with a parcel in hand, "I picked this up from in front of your door when I got home, I didn't want anyone to steal it." then hands me this:
Son of a bitch! I think I know what that is! (Also, holy crap, $15.95 in postage?)
I checked the box for a return address, and sure enough, my suspicions were correct! From an Australian forumer, near and dear to me!
Shit shit shit, it's my Satans gift, better make with the pictures so everyone can see the awesome stuff I'm about to unwrap! Oh that's right, the only camera Amy or I own takes fucking film! Phone pics it is, then I guess!
I'll just whip out my trusty knife and get to it, then.
Tasting pack? Might this hint at possible goodies enclosed? I am a real pig for chocolate, after all...
Alright, crack this thing open and what do I find?
Ooh, a card! Well that's all I had hoped for! I'm happy already! Let's see just exactly what it is.
Oh shit son, that's a rather nice hand drawn picture of a Lamborghini Aventador! I fucking love Lambos... Lessee what it says on the inside:
"Dear Chris,
Merry (belated) Christmas
and a Happy New Year!
Hope you like the presents,
the card is a taste of more
to come. Sorry for the
delay.
- Julian"
Ah ha ha ha! I thought you were my Satan, @Gatsby! Nice pencilwork on the card! Don't worry about when this got here, it's like you got a head-start on my 29th birthday! Thanks heaps dude!
Hey wait, what's that line again?
"a taste of more to come"?
Really? Daaaamn... Your generosity knows no bounds! I know what it's like to be an art student, my sister Melanie and my girlfriend have both been there, and it can be a real fucking hard grind sometimes. Don't forget to look out for number one, you and your missus. That comes first, man.
On to the gifts!
What's in the bag?
MOTHERFUCKIN' CHOCOLAAAAAATE! AAAARGH!
om nom nom nom... Delicious!
What's next?
One of my favourite Terry Pratchett novels! Yes!
Next to it there is...
More Pratchett!
And a third! I love Terry Pratchett!! I see a bit of a theme, here, too! Death is one of my favourite characters! This is an excellent start to my collection, now I don't have to drive for over an hour each way any time I want to borrow books from my sister Melanie!
What's this under the novels?
Is that what I think it is in the upper left cor-
Yes it is! Awesome! Fuckin' BATMAN all up ins... I hear this is really good, and after reading the first dozen pages, I'm inclined to agree!
To recap, a veritable plethora of goodies, a surplus of swag, a cavalcade of gifts:
Thank you so much Julian, you are by far the best Gatsby ever! I owe you so many sloppy blowjobs...
My traditional stocking stuffer is catching on!
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
Gotham Central is zang
Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better
bit.ly/2XQM1ke
Not even kidding...
Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better
bit.ly/2XQM1ke
I've got enough for the both of you
I knew she was not to be trusted!