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neville
The Worst Gay(Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
The Worst Gay(Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
It is January. The Satan-Must-Get-Their-Package date has come and gone. I am proud of... almost all of you.
(Mully continues the tradition of making awesome art for this, so thanks a million mully.
!)
Signup info
The traditional.... Framling's Fantastic FAQ For Foisting Freebies On Friendly Forumers!
Q: My person lives outside the country! What if shipping takes a long time?
A: Oh shit! Better plan ahead!
Q: I got evicted from my apartment! I can't afford a present right now.
A: Shouldn't have signed up, Poordilocks!
Sign-Up List: (Will likely be updated only ONCE daily during Mon-Fri) - Current as of 10/13/2011 @ 11:40 am PST.
thorgot
Naphtali
Sara Lynn
Butters
Platypus Beirut
DrZiplock
Usagi
Rolo
A duck!
Blake T
Gatsby
godmode
Bucketman
Lost Salient
Marth
Iloveslimes
BYToady
Goose!
That Dave Fella
Centipede Damascus
Stale
Uriel
Smart Hero
lostwords
kadith
Metroidzoid
Slacker71
Keith
Tossrock
2 Marcus 2 Ravens
Squall
Vann Diras
Aphostile
The Lovely Bastard
Hunter
#pipe
Orikaeshigitae
Sweeney Tom
Nogs
SenorTacos
CrackedLens
Ten
Forar
Aeyther
SLyM
skettios
kusuguttai
Mortal Sky
Wombat!!
Sticks
Zonugal
Moriveth
Romanian My Escutcheon
mully
Theidar
Sheri
Okami
Legba
MrDoctorProfessor
Vivixenne
Fletcher
Matey
Munkus Beaver
Neville
George Fornby Grill
dougyfresh
As7
zucchini
Schide
antimatter
Mint
ShimSham
BEAST!
Didgeridoo
feebsicle
Sal
I'd Fuck Chuck Lidell Up
Tox
Caulk Bite 6
DHS Odium
The Geebs That Is A Pony
Zay
Kochikens
B.C.
visionofclarity
Kwoaru
Isoldae
Blackhawk1313
BusterK
Fortytwo
ceres
MoosehatIV
KetBra
Tonkka
Zerofill
spookymuffin
Staleghoti
chrishallett83
Margarazzi
Bogey
TankHammer
CorporateLogo
Tef
egreco
PRD
David Coffman
Robert Khoo
QuickSnap
. (plut)
Perrsun
The_reflection
OminousLozenge
Veretas
Langly
bwanie
Matev
Fearghaill
sarukun
Virgil_Leads_You
Weaver
vermiculture
End
skull man
PkErthbnd
jackisreal
Secret Satan chains:
(Mully continues the tradition of making awesome art for this, so thanks a million mully.
!)Signup info
This is where you do the sign-ups.
THE RULES HAVE CHANGED/BEEN EXPANDED THIS YEAR.
So read them all before you try to sign up.
Rules:
1. I will NOT go back and email you and/or correct it if you do it wrong. I don't have time for that. So save us both some time and do it right.
If I update the thread and you sent you email a full day earlier... you probably messed up. So do it again. Please DO NOT apologize in the email; that makes it harder to send when I'm matching.
It's fine, just trying to keep it efficient. If you really need to tell me something, do it via PM.
2. There is no minimum spending amount and no maximum spending amount. Just because you spend $500 on your person, doesn't mean you'll get the same amount spent on you. And some people make handmade shit because they're poor, talented, or some combination.
3. Wishlists or suggestions ARE REQUIRED this year. If you feel you are a regular and people should know what you like; awesome. You still can't sign up without this info.
4. International people are allowed. There is a field now in the sign up process for if you REALLY are strapped for cash, but I still cannot 100% guarantee you will not get someone in Australia, New Zealand, or lesser Uranus. IF YOU CAN'T HANDLE THIS POSSIBILITY, DO NOT SIGN UP. Note: Canada is NOT considered "international."
5. If nobody knows who you are, you probably will not be allowed to sign up. This is to cut down on the number of deadbeat Satans.
6. People who do not send gifts will be banned. Seriously. Not you "might" get banned, you 100% WILL get banned. Lewie P's Stepdad is tired of people whining about not getting shit, so if you sign up, you better fucking send something. Excuses are not accepted. I don't care if you are deployed to Afghanistan, lose your job, or are in love with Jesus; IF YOU SIGN UP AND DON'T SEND YOU WILL BE BANNED. The deadline to receive gifts is JANUARY 22, 2012. That's a full 4 WEEKS after Xmas. If you can't get it in by then at the latest, don't be a silly goose (or worse) -- don't sign up.
7. DO NOT COMPLAIN ABOUT WHAT YOU GOT. But while a joke gift is ok, sending only terrible gifts just to be terrible is not encouraged. I.E. Don't do it.
6. Do NOT send NSFW gifts unless they specifically OK it in the info sent to you when you get your person.
How Do I Sign Up, Boss?
Send an email to mailto:secretsatantwo@gmail.com.
THIS EMAIL MUST HAVE YOUR FORUM USERNAME AS A SUBJECT. DO NOT TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT, WE MIGHT HAVE A THREAD ABOUT THAT! IF WE DO NOT, THEN JUST LINK A WISHLIST IN YOUR SIG.
The email MUST CONTAIN:
Your Name (YOUR REAL ONE. NO ALIASES. NO ABBREVIATIONS. If you aren't comfortable with that, don't sign up.)
Your full Address (INCLUDING country)
Your Preference in Sending Internationally: YES / NO ( I AM A POOR GOOSE BUT I WILL SUCK IT UP IF I GET PAIRED WITH ONE)
If NSFW gifts are OK or NOT
Link to your amazon/foodzie/etsy/etc wishlist OR a few items here**
** Also acceptable: A link to a post containing description of things you do/don't want, T-shirt size, etc.
THE RULES HAVE CHANGED/BEEN EXPANDED THIS YEAR.
So read them all before you try to sign up.
Rules:
1. I will NOT go back and email you and/or correct it if you do it wrong. I don't have time for that. So save us both some time and do it right.
If I update the thread and you sent you email a full day earlier... you probably messed up. So do it again. Please DO NOT apologize in the email; that makes it harder to send when I'm matching.
It's fine, just trying to keep it efficient. If you really need to tell me something, do it via PM.
2. There is no minimum spending amount and no maximum spending amount. Just because you spend $500 on your person, doesn't mean you'll get the same amount spent on you. And some people make handmade shit because they're poor, talented, or some combination.
3. Wishlists or suggestions ARE REQUIRED this year. If you feel you are a regular and people should know what you like; awesome. You still can't sign up without this info.
4. International people are allowed. There is a field now in the sign up process for if you REALLY are strapped for cash, but I still cannot 100% guarantee you will not get someone in Australia, New Zealand, or lesser Uranus. IF YOU CAN'T HANDLE THIS POSSIBILITY, DO NOT SIGN UP. Note: Canada is NOT considered "international."
5. If nobody knows who you are, you probably will not be allowed to sign up. This is to cut down on the number of deadbeat Satans.
6. People who do not send gifts will be banned. Seriously. Not you "might" get banned, you 100% WILL get banned. Lewie P's Stepdad is tired of people whining about not getting shit, so if you sign up, you better fucking send something. Excuses are not accepted. I don't care if you are deployed to Afghanistan, lose your job, or are in love with Jesus; IF YOU SIGN UP AND DON'T SEND YOU WILL BE BANNED. The deadline to receive gifts is JANUARY 22, 2012. That's a full 4 WEEKS after Xmas. If you can't get it in by then at the latest, don't be a silly goose (or worse) -- don't sign up.
7. DO NOT COMPLAIN ABOUT WHAT YOU GOT. But while a joke gift is ok, sending only terrible gifts just to be terrible is not encouraged. I.E. Don't do it.
6. Do NOT send NSFW gifts unless they specifically OK it in the info sent to you when you get your person.
How Do I Sign Up, Boss?
Send an email to mailto:secretsatantwo@gmail.com.
THIS EMAIL MUST HAVE YOUR FORUM USERNAME AS A SUBJECT. DO NOT TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT, WE MIGHT HAVE A THREAD ABOUT THAT! IF WE DO NOT, THEN JUST LINK A WISHLIST IN YOUR SIG.
The email MUST CONTAIN:
Your Name (YOUR REAL ONE. NO ALIASES. NO ABBREVIATIONS. If you aren't comfortable with that, don't sign up.)
Your full Address (INCLUDING country)
Your Preference in Sending Internationally: YES / NO ( I AM A POOR GOOSE BUT I WILL SUCK IT UP IF I GET PAIRED WITH ONE)
If NSFW gifts are OK or NOT
Link to your amazon/foodzie/etsy/etc wishlist OR a few items here**
** Also acceptable: A link to a post containing description of things you do/don't want, T-shirt size, etc.
The traditional.... Framling's Fantastic FAQ For Foisting Freebies On Friendly Forumers!
Q: My person lives outside the country! What if shipping takes a long time?
A: Oh shit! Better plan ahead!
Q: I got evicted from my apartment! I can't afford a present right now.
A: Shouldn't have signed up, Poordilocks!
Sign-Up List: (Will likely be updated only ONCE daily during Mon-Fri) - Current as of 10/13/2011 @ 11:40 am PST.
thorgot
Naphtali
Sara Lynn
Butters
Platypus Beirut
DrZiplock
Usagi
Rolo
A duck!
Blake T
Gatsby
godmode
Bucketman
Lost Salient
Marth
Iloveslimes
BYToady
Goose!
That Dave Fella
Centipede Damascus
Stale
Uriel
Smart Hero
lostwords
kadith
Metroidzoid
Slacker71
Keith
Tossrock
2 Marcus 2 Ravens
Squall
Vann Diras
Aphostile
The Lovely Bastard
Hunter
#pipe
Orikaeshigitae
Sweeney Tom
Nogs
SenorTacos
CrackedLens
Ten
Forar
Aeyther
SLyM
skettios
kusuguttai
Mortal Sky
Wombat!!
Sticks
Zonugal
Moriveth
Romanian My Escutcheon
mully
Theidar
Sheri
Okami
Legba
MrDoctorProfessor
Vivixenne
Fletcher
Matey
Munkus Beaver
Neville
George Fornby Grill
dougyfresh
As7
zucchini
Schide
antimatter
Mint
ShimSham
BEAST!
Didgeridoo
feebsicle
Sal
I'd Fuck Chuck Lidell Up
Tox
Caulk Bite 6
DHS Odium
The Geebs That Is A Pony
Zay
Kochikens
B.C.
visionofclarity
Kwoaru
Isoldae
Blackhawk1313
BusterK
Fortytwo
ceres
MoosehatIV
KetBra
Tonkka
Zerofill
spookymuffin
Staleghoti
chrishallett83
Margarazzi
Bogey
TankHammer
CorporateLogo
Tef
egreco
PRD
David Coffman
Robert Khoo
QuickSnap
. (plut)
Perrsun
The_reflection
OminousLozenge
Veretas
Langly
bwanie
Matev
Fearghaill
sarukun
Virgil_Leads_You
Weaver
vermiculture
End
skull man
PkErthbnd
jackisreal
Secret Satan chains:
●Blake T/2Lost Salient●
●bwanie :arrow: Robert Khoo :arrow: BEAST! :arrow: Theidar :arrow: neville/2/3 :arrow: Forar/2/3 :arrow: egreco :arrow: FortyTwo :arrow: Tonkka :arrow: bwanie●[/color]
●chrishallett83 :arrow: #pipe/2/3/4/5 :arrow: Platypus Beirut :arrow: Gatsby :arrow: chrishallett83●
●DHS Odium/2
Didgeridoo :arrow: dougyfresh :arrow: Keith :arrow: Weaver/2/3 :arrow: Kochikens :arrow: The Geebs That Is A Pony :arrow: Caulk Bite 6 :arrow: Centipede Damascus/2 :arrow: Bogey :arrow: Isoldae/2 :arrow: TankHammer
●Moriveth&Janson/2
??? :arrow: Bucketman :arrow: MetroidZoid :arrow: Zay/2 :arrow: Hunter/2/3 :arrow: CrackedLens :arrow: Blackhawk1313 :arrow: SLyM :arrow: Usagi :arrow: End :arrow: godmode/2/3/4/5 :arrow: Naphtali :arrow: . (plut)
??? :arrow: Feebsicle :arrow: Veretas/2 :arrow: Sheri/2/2 :arrow: vermiculture :arrow: As7 :arrow: SenorTacos (riddlehero) :arrow: Smart Hero/2/3 :arrow: Sticks :arrow: Tossrock :arrow: The Lovely Bastard :arrow: Tox/2/3 :arrow: lostwords/2 :arrow: Sweeney Tom :arrow: Kusuguttai/2/3/4/5 :arrow: Staleghoti :arrow: Kadith :arrow: skettios :arrow: Langly :arrow: QuickSnap/2/3 :arrow: Goose! :arrow: Matey :arrow: MrDoctorProfessor/2 :arrow: BusterK :arrow: Sara Lynn/2 :arrow: Squall :arrow: mully :arrow: ShimSham :arrow: Stale/2 :arrow: Romanian My Escutcheon :arrow: David Coffman/2
??? :arrow: Matev
??? :arrow: MoosehatIV :arrow: ceres/2 :arrow: I'd Fuck Chuck Lidell Up/1.5 :arrow: Aeyther/2 :arrow: Orikaeshigitae/1.5 :arrow: Skull Man :arrow: PkErthbnd
??? :arrow: Mortal Sky :arrow: Schide/2 :arrow: Kwoaru :arrow: Perrsun :arrow: BYToady/2
??? :arrow: Munkus Beaver :arrow: B. C./2 :arrow: The_reflection :arrow: Antimatter :arrow: Wombat!!/2/3/4 :arrow: iloveslimes/2 :arrow: Marth :arrow: Okami/2/3
??? :arrow: PRD :arrow: Mint :arrow: A Duck! :arrow: Virgil_Leads_You/2 :arrow: Legba/2/3 :arrow: zucchini/2/3/4 :arrow: Spookymuffin/2 :arrow: thorgot/2 :arrow: Slacker71/2 :arrow: Nogs :arrow: Vivixenne :arrow: That Dave Fella :arrow: Fletcher :arrow: OminousLozenge/2/3
??? :arrow: Tef :arrow: KetBra
??? :arrow: VisionOfClarity
??? :arrow: Zonugal :arrow: Fearghaill :arrow: 2 Marcus 2 Ravens :arrow: Margarazzi :arrow: Sal/2/3 :arrow: Uriel :arrow: Aphostile :arrow: ZeroFill :arrow: jackisreal :arrow: George Fornby Grill/2/3 :arrow: Ten/2 :arrow: sarukun/2
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Hey Satan!
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I love surprises, so waiting until the mail part of my gift arrives is probably the bet way to find out unless try want to out themselves now?
Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better
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I just started my Earth Wind and Fire DVD
this is so fucking magical I can't deal
you should have a couple more things coming
edit: and just to clarify, I got my gifts. I'm not sure who gave them to me (outside of their real name), but I really appreciate it. Been playin the hell outta em.
3. MrDoctorProfessor, Centipede Damascus, and Legba
but ill be sending more via the internet
because fuck paying that international postage again.
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My Satan should get their stuff today, hopefully--c'mon US postal service, don't let me down
Extra Christmas!!
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You're not geting away that easy
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Fortytwo's blog about fatherhood, life, and everything.
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IGNORE ALL OF THOSE THINGS, YOU GLORIOUS BASTARD.
Also, the main crux of your gift will be arriving a bit later on. Like I've mentioned, you can't rush awesome.
Whaa? More?!?! You are indeed awesome. Thank you so much Matey!
Hey Satan!
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●Blake T/1.5/2
Bucketman :arrow: MetroidZoid
BusterK :arrow: Sara Lynn/2
bwaine :arrow: Robert Khoo :arrow: BEAST! :arrow: Theidar :arrow: neville/2/3 :arrow: Forar/2/3
chrishallett83 :arrow: #pipe/2/3/4/5 :arrow: Platypus Beirut :arrow: Gatsby
DHS Odium :arrow: Vann Diras
Didgeridoo :arrow: dougyfresh :arrow: Keith :arrow: Weaver/2/3 :arrow: Kochikens
End :arrow: godmode/2/3/4/5 :arrow: Naphtali :arrow: . (plut)
Fletcher :arrow: OminousLozenge
FortyTwo :arrow: Tonkka
I'd Fuck Chuck Lidell Up :arrow: Aeyther/2 :arrow: Orikaeshigitae/1.5
Marth :arrow: Okami/2/3
MoosehatIV :arrow: ceres/2
●Moriveth&Janson/2
Munkus Beaver :arrow: B. C.
ShimSham :arrow: Stale/2 :arrow: Romanian My Escutcheon :arrow: David Coffman/2
Skull Man :arrow: PkErthbnd
SLyM :arrow: Usagi
Staleghoti :arrow: Kadith :arrow: skettios
The_reflection :arrow: Antimatter :arrow: Wombat!!/2/3/4
Tossrock :arrow: The Lovely Bastard :arrow: Tox/2/3 :arrow: lostwords/2 :arrow: Sweeney Tom :arrow: Kusuguttai/2/3/4/5
Vivixenne :arrow: That Dave Fella
??? :arrow: Feebsicle :arrow: Veretas/2 :arrow: Sheri/2
??? :arrow: George Fornby Grill/2 :arrow: Ten :arrow: sarukun/2
??? :arrow: Matev
??? :arrow: Matey :arrow: MrDoctorProfessor
??? :arrow: Mortal Sky :arrow: Schide/2 :arrow: Kwoaru :arrow: Perrsun :arrow: BYToady/2
??? :arrow: PRD :arrow: Mint :arrow: A Duck! :arrow: Virgil_Leads_You/2 :arrow: Legba/2 :arrow: zucchini/2/3/4
??? :arrow: QuickSnap :arrow: Goose!
??? :arrow: SenorTacos (riddlehero) :arrow: Smart Hero/2/3
??? :arrow: Spookymuffin :arrow: thorgot/2 :arrow: Slacker71/2 :arrow: Nogs
??? :arrow: Tef :arrow: KetBra
??? :arrow: The Geebs That Is A Pony :arrow: Caulk Bite 6 :arrow: Centipede Damascus/2 :arrow: Bogey :arrow: Isoldae/2 :arrow: TankHammer
??? :arrow: vermiculture :arrow: As7
??? :arrow: VisionOfClarity
??? :arrow: Zay :arrow: Hunter/2/3 :arrow: CrackedLens
??? :arrow: Zonugal
oh no
oh no
oh yes
This is seriously awesome and is going to take a while, but major thanks, @Zonugal!
Happy Channukah and a Merry Christmas!
There is still yet more to come! Though it probably won't be there until January.
hey satan...: thinkgeek amazon My post |
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Was that so hard?! Enjoy!
This is the best way to wake up two days in a row I tell you what
Anyway.
Fedex bro woke me up to a kinda large box, once more addressed to yours truly, cracked that bitch open to find one (1) present with the tag as such:
ahah! someone to blame. Hrm his grammar isn't that good but I'll let it pass in light of the awesome gi-
snack attack. Fuckin' box of pringles hell yeah, chips for DAYS.
@Jackisreal, you have done splendid and are a Cool Dude, thank you for everything!
Probably won't get there till next week though.
Subsequent BONUS WAVE in progress!!?!??!?!
I actually refrain 100% from sending NSFW gifts during these types of things. I just feel they are always joke gifts and as good as a laugh is I'd feel like an ass depriving someone from an honest gift for a quick chuckle.