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The St. [Phalla]ntine's Day Massacre! - GAME OVER - Doggie, Irish, SK, and Cop victory!

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    daniantdaniant Columbus, OhioRegistered User regular
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    lonelyahavalonelyahava Call me Ahava ~~She/Her~~ Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    never trust the forum clock

    it will lie to you.

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    MrBlarneyMrBlarney Registered User regular
    End of Day 1 Spreadsheet (up to post 246)

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    daniantdaniant Columbus, OhioRegistered User regular
    edited February 2012
    Day 1

    The rain had turned to snow and soft white flakes floated down into the street.

    Police Lieutenant Michael Grady was coming home from a very late night poker game. His pockets jingled with change and he whistled to himself as he got into his Model A. Suddenly, a group of hoodlums jumped him.

    "We know you're on the take, Grady. We know you're working for the Irish. You helped 'em rob the Sibly Distillery and now you're gonna pay!" They dragged the cop off into an alley and beat him until he passed out, then left him in the red-spotted fresh snow.


    Later in the day, Reinhart Schwimmer was found with a .38 calibur bullet in his brain. Word on the street was that he had seen the mob take down Grady and had done nothing to stop them. That was how the Irish took care of traitors.


    Police were also investigating the murder of Edward "Eddie Buff" Lanzieri. Although no one would say it to the cops, there were rumors that one of Capone's own men had gone rogue. Thirsty for blood, he'd take out anyone that crossed his path or looked at him funny. Even the Italians were starting worry.


    Albert Weinshank and Frankie La Porte were also walking home from a late night. Both had some little things for their lovers in their hands- some chocolates and flowers. They stopped, looked at each other, then looked at their packages. Thinking of their sweethearts at home, they shrugged and stepped around each other. Maybe it was best not to tell the bosses about that little meeing and just stay home today...

    Those Sent Home
    Void Slayer, Police Lieutenant Michael Grady, Irish mob - not tough enough for the Chicago streets
    CaptainPlanet82, Reinhart Schwimmer, Irish mob - killed by the Irish
    jdarksun, Edward "Eddie Buff" Lanzieri, Italian mob - murdered in cold blood
    Lucedes, Albert Weinshank, Irish mob - stopped by the power of love
    Phyphor, Frankie La Porte, Italian mob - stopped by the power of love


    My associate will be sending PMs out shortly.

    Edit: Bobbit and Turkson are on Inactivus notice!

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    AkimboLegsAkimboLegs Registered User regular
    So the real mafia here

    are the Carebears.

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    AssuranAssuran Is swinging on the Spiral Registered User regular
    Hmm, stopped by the power of love, but dead. Interesting. Also, is Albert Weinshank an Irishman as hinted at due to his color and just not notated, or is he a neutral?

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    GaslightGaslight Registered User regular
    Magic booooooox....!

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    AkimboLegsAkimboLegs Registered User regular
    Weinshank is (in the real massacre) a member of the Irish mob.

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    daniantdaniant Columbus, OhioRegistered User regular
    edited February 2012
    Assuran wrote:
    Hmm, stopped by the power of love, but dead. Interesting. Also, is Albert Weinshank an Irishman as hinted at due to his color and just not notated, or is he a neutral?

    I have fixed both of these problems.

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    stever777stever777 AFK most Saturdays Registered User regular
    PM's are out.

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    AssuranAssuran Is swinging on the Spiral Registered User regular
    Also have a SK looks like.

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    lonelyahavalonelyahava Call me Ahava ~~She/Her~~ Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
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    KetBraKetBra Dressed Ridiculously Registered User regular
    See here I was thinking it was the Irish.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHcP4MWABGY

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    Smoove OperatorSmoove Operator Registered User regular
    daniant wrote:
    They stopped, looked at each other, then looked at their packages.

    Request for Clarification:
    Did they look at their own packages, or the other guy's? Was it awkward? Did they ever speak of it again? Why weren't they wearing pants outdoors in Chicago?

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    MrTLiciousMrTLicious Registered User regular
    I was thinking of the Huey Lewis version

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    LucedesLucedes might be real Registered User regular
    OOoooOOOooOOOOOOOooooOO

    love conquers all

    including me, i guess


    OOoooOOOooOOOOOOOooooOO

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    CitizenCitizen Registered User regular
    I always feel like there are a terrifying number of deaths in large games like this.

    I really shouldn't be surprised a daniant game has nighttime lovin's going on either.

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    SLyMSLyM Registered User regular
    shalmelo wrote:
    Oh right, I'm still sort of annoyed with SlyM for his play in the Vampire phalla. That'll do for now.

    I don't even remember what I did in that phalla except not know the source material and play very poorly. Were you mafia with me?

    Or were you one of the people I was like "sure okay let's kill him I guess?"

    Also, at first I thought it was a really good day for the Italins because I thought the green with Irish and the red was mafia mafia. then I realized it was a kinda shitty day for both groups.

    My friend is working on a roguelike game you can play if you want to. (It has free demo)
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    SpoitSpoit *twitch twitch* Registered User regular
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    daniantdaniant Columbus, OhioRegistered User regular
    edited February 2012
    daniant wrote:
    They stopped, looked at each other, then looked at their packages.

    Request for Clarification:
    Did they look at their own packages, or the other guy's? Was it awkward? Did they ever speak of it again? Why weren't they wearing pants outdoors in Chicago?

    They looked at each other's packages which were obscured but still clearly indicated through the wool pants material. It was awkward. They tried to put it out of their minds but it was difficult.

    Eventually, one of them had to move to San Francisco.

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    Smoove OperatorSmoove Operator Registered User regular
    Thanks dani!

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    MrBlarneyMrBlarney Registered User regular
    Hmm. Those who were eliminated in pink were from opposing village factions. I wonder if that was simply coincidence, or if it was a requirement? In any case, it looks like the hardened mafia members of Chicago have more to worry about than the physical realm.

    Start of Day 2 Spreadsheet (up to post 250)

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    sportzboytjwsportzboytjw squeeeeeezzeeee some more tax breaks outRegistered User regular
    Can Void come back from being unconcious in the snow?

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    stever777stever777 AFK most Saturdays Registered User regular
    edited February 2012
    Can Void come back from being unconcious in the snow?

    He's dead, Jim.

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    sportzboytjwsportzboytjw squeeeeeezzeeee some more tax breaks outRegistered User regular
    :p I was hoping he was the "come back from the dead and put the fear into the mafia" guy in 2 games in a row (not counting minis).

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    KiasKias Registered User regular
    daniant wrote:
    daniant wrote:
    They stopped, looked at each other, then looked at their packages.

    Request for Clarification:
    Did they look at their own packages, or the other guy's? Was it awkward? Did they ever speak of it again? Why weren't they wearing pants outdoors in Chicago?

    They looked at each other's packages which were obscured but still clearly indicated through the wool pants material. It was awkward. They tried to put it out of their minds but it was difficult.

    Eventually, one of them had to move to San Francisco.


    :^:

    Dani wins bestest clarification award.

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    KiasKias Registered User regular
    Also, fair warning for any out-of-towners who may be visiting the Chicago area with funny ideas:

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    BobCescaBobCesca Is a girl Birmingham, UKRegistered User regular
    So, 2 bad guys dead? Yay!

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    KiasKias Registered User regular
    Bobcesca

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    SpoitSpoit *twitch twitch* Registered User regular
    BobCesca wrote:
    So, 2 bad guys dead? Yay!

    Yeah...that's pretty suspicious. The itallian mob is one of the village factions. bobcesca

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    GaslightGaslight Registered User regular
    BobCesca wrote:
    So, 2 bad guys dead? Yay!

    You have got to be kidding.

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    NiryaNirya Registered User regular
    If I'm reading those right, I'm going to assume that the Irish aren't masoned. That or they just really hated CaptainPlanet.

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    BobCescaBobCesca Is a girl Birmingham, UKRegistered User regular
    I thought red meant bad. Does it not?

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    AssuranAssuran Is swinging on the Spiral Registered User regular
    In a normal phalla game, the answer is yes.

    In this game, that appears not to be the case. My guess is pink are the bad guys.

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    NiryaNirya Registered User regular
    My guess is that the Irish are green because that is their national colors, while red is one of Italy's colors, so it makes more thematic sense there.

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    BobCescaBobCesca Is a girl Birmingham, UKRegistered User regular
    Oh.

    My bad.

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    I needed anime to post.I needed anime to post. boom Registered User regular
    Nirya wrote:
    If I'm reading those right, I'm going to assume that the Irish aren't masoned. That or they just really hated CaptainPlanet.

    and then nirya revealed he wasn't irish

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    stever777stever777 AFK most Saturdays Registered User regular
    Assuran wrote:
    In a normal phalla game, the answer is yes.

    In this game, that appears not to be the case. My guess is pink are the bad guys.
    Nirya wrote:
    My guess is that the Irish are green because that is their national colors, while red is one of Italy's colors, so it makes more thematic sense there.

    These are correct.

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    AssuranAssuran Is swinging on the Spiral Registered User regular
    Ok, so analyzing the deaths leads me to conclude the Italians didn't have a vig last night. Assuming that village faction is roughly equal in strength, that should mean the Italians should get a vig tonight, but not the Irish.

    We had 1 vote death, 1 irish vig death, 1 sk death, and 2 love killings.

    Correct?

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    daniantdaniant Columbus, OhioRegistered User regular
    edited February 2012
    So apparently this needs clarification.

    Ireland:
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    Italy:
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    Edit: Beat'd by stever.

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