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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Melding wrote: »
    I have been called Melding by a number of people in person.

    I am on the list of people who have done this.

    I've called you Melding and the Flash and that's it.

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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    GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    Secret: I refer to myself as Bluedude in my head occasionally.

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    Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    My roommate has no sense of temperature and doesn't realize that even mild exercise makes you warmer

    They get in from walking to the store, and I have done nothing to the apartment to change the temperature. If anything it's a bit colder when they get back.

    My roommate walks in: "Holy shit its so hot in here!"
    Me: "You've been walking for a while, it makes you warm"
    him: "No. It's really warm in here"
    Me: "It's really not, I wouldn't have a hoodie, slippers, and be under a blanket if it was hot in here."
    Him: "you're crazy it's like a sauna in here" proceeds to open up all the windows and doors when it's 35 out side.

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    KwoaruKwoaru Confident Smirk Flawless Golden PecsRegistered User regular
    Tox wrote: »
    posting secret: I just beat X-Men Legends (the first one) today on PS2. Probably going to start Legends 2 in a month or so.

    Then on to Ultimate Alliance.

    are you gonna be playing ultimate alliance with other people?

    play arcade mode (or whatever the mode that scores you after each level) and pick mr fantastic and power up his generic stretchy punch skill

    ride the stretchy punch train to the most bonus money after every level

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    Oh hey, looks like the Ignore function is back

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    ToxTox I kill threads he/himRegistered User regular
    Kwoaru wrote: »
    Tox wrote: »
    posting secret: I just beat X-Men Legends (the first one) today on PS2. Probably going to start Legends 2 in a month or so.

    Then on to Ultimate Alliance.

    are you gonna be playing ultimate alliance with other people?

    play arcade mode (or whatever the mode that scores you after each level) and pick mr fantastic and power up his generic stretchy punch skill

    ride the stretchy punch train to the most bonus money after every level

    Yeah, a friend and I are planning to play through all four games, interspersed with a couple worlds of Gauntlet: Dark Legacy here and there.

    Are there any other games with the same playstyle as Legends/Alliance?

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    Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
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    this is me.

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    AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    Keith wrote: »
    Oh hey, looks like the Ignore function is back

    oh goodness thank you for telling me this
    it won't last but thank you

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    MateyMatey see, look how sad i am now give me your wallet.Registered User regular
    why would someone use an ignore function?

    if you can't deal with someone on a website how can you possibly deal with people you don't like/agree with in the real world?

    just seems counter productive.

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    PeccaviPeccavi Registered User regular
    Secret: I miss when there were restrictions on reporting things for awesome.

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    I think I used the ignore function on one person and eventually turned it off because I was clicking their posts to find out what they said anyway

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    MateyMatey see, look how sad i am now give me your wallet.Registered User regular
    like it doesn't make any sense

    you're gonna deal with assholes in life regardless, why set yourself up for failure like that?

    learn to deal with people like that, just gonna help you out in the long run, you know?

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    OghulkOghulk Tinychat Janitor TinychatRegistered User regular
    Secret: I ignored Koshian once

    then I realized that was stupid cause I was really interested in what she had to say and was unignoring each of her posts

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    MateyMatey see, look how sad i am now give me your wallet.Registered User regular
    secret: i ignored my penis once

    what a mistake

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    TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    This thread has made me aware of my secret wish to just buy a nice multi-bedroom house and invite cool, lonely forumers like @Keith and @That Dave Fella to live with us and our animals.

    VisionofClarity says that she'll marry Dave to get him that green card while I'll marry Keith to add legitimacy to the charade.

    At least that's the story we're sticking to. I'd gay-marry Keith just for the stuff in the wedding registry.

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    ToxTox I kill threads he/himRegistered User regular
    They should toss some code into the Ignore function that sends a message to someone when you add them to your Ignore list, informing them of your action.

    That'd be.....well, a pretty great way for the admins to troll us.

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    TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    Secret: I took a couple of days off from the internet and now I can't be bothered to catch up on all these threads.

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    QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    Secret: I want someone to rub my feet and calves until I fall asleep

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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    not a secret

    i think the ignore function is the dumbest shit ever, and if you use it you are a BABY

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    TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    Also not a secret: I want to get drunk with a baby.

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    QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    Not a secret: my baby has fallen asleep in two different liquor stores

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    AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    Knob wrote: »
    not a secret

    i think the ignore function is the dumbest shit ever, and if you use it you are a BABY

    well

    yeah

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    MateyMatey see, look how sad i am now give me your wallet.Registered User regular
    Quoth wrote: »
    Not a secret: my baby has fallen asleep in two different liquor stores

    your baby's gonna do big things

    I can just feel it

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    MetroidZoidMetroidZoid Registered User regular
    Quoth wrote: »
    Secret: I want someone to rub my feet and calves until I fall asleep

    This sounds fantastic. Dammit, quit putting these unobtainable thoughts in my head!

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    ToxTox I kill threads he/himRegistered User regular
    edited March 2012
    Posting secret: The first person I tried to add to my Ignore was IcyLiquid (it didn't work).

    The second was Knob (because it was the first Mod name that came to mind).

    Tox on
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    TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    Oh the ignore function is back?

    I wasn't paying attention.

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    OghulkOghulk Tinychat Janitor TinychatRegistered User regular
    Tonkka wrote: »
    Oh the ignore function is back?

    I wasn't paying attention.

    I was just ignoring it

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    MizuumiMizuumi pet dog you've been eating my video game how could you eat my video gameRegistered User regular
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    TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    What joOH.

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    MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    Knob wrote: »
    not a secret

    i think the ignore function is the dumbest shit ever, and if you use it you are a BABY

    Huh, i did not know they brought that back.

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    ToxTox I kill threads he/himRegistered User regular
    Pretty sure it's new hotness. Like as of tonight.

    Overall I'm pretty "meh" unless they intend to use it like the old boards did, where when your post count hit a certain amount, you were automatically on everybody's ignore list.

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    Is Knob bitching about an ignore function? A dude who has as a personality, cigs and really crap "rock" music?

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    AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    uh
    what

    knob has a hell of a lot more to him than that

    he doesn't like me as far as i can tell but fuck if i care, dude can be hilarious

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    ToxTox I kill threads he/himRegistered User regular
    I think the mods all-in-all dislike the Ignore function because people use it and then talk about how they can't see what so-and-so posted because they're ignoring them, which leads to infractions.

    If I had to hazard a guess, that'd be it.

    Also guessing doing so is/will probably be a Serious Offense.

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    QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    I ignored someone once for posting really distressing stuff, I think about animal abuse

    I forget who

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    OghulkOghulk Tinychat Janitor TinychatRegistered User regular
    Tox wrote: »
    I think the mods all-in-all dislike the Ignore function because people use it and then talk about how they can't see what so-and-so posted because they're ignoring them, which leads to infractions.

    If I had to hazard a guess, that'd be it.

    Also guessing doing so is/will probably be a Serious Offense.

    Well yeah, that's just being obnoxious

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    Tox wrote: »
    I think the mods all-in-all dislike the Ignore function because people use it and then talk about how they can't see what so-and-so posted because they're ignoring them, which leads to infractions.

    If I had to hazard a guess, that'd be it.

    Also guessing doing so is/will probably be a Serious Offense.

    Dead honest, I think it's discouraged from a mindset of circumventing administrative judgement. If they feel that it passes muster, then either deal with it or suck it up. To give the end user ability to edit the field takes away from what the mods are here for.

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    QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    Secret: I am super pissed at my husband

    He had to work for an hour, which turned into two, which turned into doing a bunch of random crap that culminated in going to a party and he just got home

    And then said "i knew you'd give me sh*t"

    Sorry I expected you home by midnight and it's 4am, Mister Noodle

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    Quoth wrote: »
    Secret: I am super pissed at my husband

    He had to work for an hour, which turned into two, which turned into doing a bunch of random crap that culminated in going to a party and he just got home

    And then said "i knew you'd give me sh*t"

    Sorry I expected you home by midnight and it's 4am, Mister Noodle

    As a man who has been a husband twice, and has very recently hit the six month mark in my current relationship-

    Give him hell because that is a total dick move on his part.

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    MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    that's kind of a shitty thing to do and to be so unapologetic too.

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