Ubikoh pete, that's later. maybe we'll be dead by thenRegistered Userregular
edited April 2012
nobody bats an eye when a diner says they have the "world's best coffee" but a military recruiter fudges some things to attract customers to sign over their lives and, suddenly, everyone's all in a tizzy!
Given these stories of recruiters, I'm now surprised how nice and honest mine was. I was like "Well, I'm pretty good at computers, so a technical field would be good for me." His response was something like, "That's certainly a possibility, but you'll probably be washing trucks or something for the first couple of years." He made no effort to sugar coat anything. Unless washing trucks was code for 'Getting shot at.'
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BroloBroseidonLord of the BroceanRegistered Userregular
Given these stories of recruiters, I'm now surprised how nice and honest mine was. I was like "Well, I'm pretty good at computers, so a technical field would be good for me." His response was something like, "That's certainly a possibility, but you'll probably be washing trucks or something for the first couple of years." He made no effort to sugar coat anything. Unless washing trucks was code for 'Getting shot at.'
Given these stories of recruiters, I'm now surprised how nice and honest mine was. I was like "Well, I'm pretty good at computers, so a technical field would be good for me." His response was something like, "That's certainly a possibility, but you'll probably be washing trucks or something for the first couple of years." He made no effort to sugar coat anything. Unless washing trucks was code for 'Getting shot at.'
half truth
shot at while washing trucks
You're expected to hang onto the side of the truck and wash it while it's being used in combat zones.
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ButtlordFornicusLord of Bondage and PainRegistered Userregular
Given these stories of recruiters, I'm now surprised how nice and honest mine was. I was like "Well, I'm pretty good at computers, so a technical field would be good for me." His response was something like, "That's certainly a possibility, but you'll probably be washing trucks or something for the first couple of years." He made no effort to sugar coat anything. Unless washing trucks was code for 'Getting shot at.'
the thing about this is the waitlist for technical fields is longer becausae there are less positions there than there are for washing trucks
they try to shuffle you into something that'll get you shipped faster so they get that "my trainee finished basic" check faster
Weird. I was looking up how to join the Reserves before I saw everyone talking about the military in here. Want some of that sweet Canadian Forces dosh.
But it's not very clear on the website. How do I apply to be a part time soldier who is an awesome counter terrorist sniper with tons of medals?
Weird. I was looking up how to join the Reserves before I saw everyone talking about the military in here. Want some of that sweet Canadian Forces dosh.
But it's not very clear on the website. How do I apply to be a part time soldier who is an awesome counter terrorist sniper with tons of medals?
play halo really well
they'll find you
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BroloBroseidonLord of the BroceanRegistered Userregular
Weird. I was looking up how to join the Reserves before I saw everyone talking about the military in here. Want some of that sweet Canadian Forces dosh.
But it's not very clear on the website. How do I apply to be a part time soldier who is an awesome counter terrorist sniper with tons of medals?
Weird. I was looking up how to join the Reserves before I saw everyone talking about the military in here. Want some of that sweet Canadian Forces dosh.
But it's not very clear on the website. How do I apply to be a part time soldier who is an awesome counter terrorist sniper with tons of medals?
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he said "have you ever considered the Army?"
I said "no, I have asthma"
and he was like "well, see ya!"
half truth
shot at while washing trucks
You're expected to hang onto the side of the truck and wash it while it's being used in combat zones.
the thing about this is the waitlist for technical fields is longer becausae there are less positions there than there are for washing trucks
they try to shuffle you into something that'll get you shipped faster so they get that "my trainee finished basic" check faster
Favorite part from stripes-
Recruiter: Are you gay?
Murray: No, but I can learn.
It made me crack up so badly, and I just think about it constantly
here is an image for army webcomic
Well, that's one option...
A new story updating Mondays.
what
war effort off to a bad start
But it's not very clear on the website. How do I apply to be a part time soldier who is an awesome counter terrorist sniper with tons of medals?
they'll find you
(I'm not sure if it's NSFW because of the face cream)
Death Blossom.
you fucked up your kickstarter link
amazing
We'll get you some nice flowers.
I wasn't sure whose blog that was linking to, because I am stupid, but I instantly recognised that art
That was fantastic
Rock Band DLC | GW:OttW - arrcd | WLD - Thortar
god damn.
e: actually wait emptyquoting is stupid, we shouldn't do that
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