Wait do you actually have to negotiate with a hooker for multiple positions? Like there's an extra charge for just switching it up a bit?
you pretty much negotiate everything that is going to happen before it happens because an element of control is very much something someone in this profession would want to have.
Wait do you actually have to negotiate with a hooker for multiple positions? Like there's an extra charge for just switching it up a bit?
you pretty much negotiate everything that is going to happen before it happens because an element of control is very much something someone in this profession would want to have.
it isn't exactly the safest thing.
I suppose that actually makes a lot of sense
It's not something I've ever really given much thought to
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Does that matter anymore, Tonkka? This thread has transcended it's original topic.
god damn
You could just say tlb tonks.
although it is a bit mean.
Satans..... hints.....
long version'll have to wait because I gotta work til 8:30 tonight
but just a response:
dogg I just used the word she advertised herself as
as in what she used to call herself in her ad for porking her
but if she'd used little person that'd be creepy
C'MERE LITTLE PERSON
I'MMA FUCK YOU LITTLE PERSON
I'd sound like a dang pedophile
or like I was masturbating
Can you write me like, a hooker dictionary? I have a bad habit of writing plays about sex workers.
it is not hard
it takes like three seconds
stop bein' lazy
not gonna lie
but other times, I think it'd be rad to get my dick sucked, so
Where the fuck is my full review
what'd you think the hotdogging picture was gonna be for
and I told you @straightzi
after work
errybody need money, man
i mainly just wanted to drop a Big Lebowski quote
you're thinking midget, which they consider offensive
Like, dwarves have disproportionate bodies and midgets don't or something
this is correct
the correct/not offensive term for midgets is little person
dwarfism is a different medical condition that causes disproportionate body types
Although I mean dwarves are originally creepy gold obsessed murderous fiends that live underground
you pretty much negotiate everything that is going to happen before it happens because an element of control is very much something someone in this profession would want to have.
it isn't exactly the safest thing.
you know what your life's calling is
open your own prostitution ring
with at least one masked worker named "La porka"
I suppose that actually makes a lot of sense
It's not something I've ever really given much thought to
no they weren't
old germanic dwarves(the origin of them) were associated with wisdom and smithing/mining
the whole murder/creepy thing came from later comical portrayals
well i do already have the mask...
Pretty much all of norse and eastern europeam portrayals fall in line with my version
everyone's nervous the first time they hit up a prosty
but you gotta the chances of you ever regretting a bj, whatever the cost, are rather slim
plus, these are pros, fandy
they suck dick for a living
it is their job to suck dick
do you want them to be unemployed?
blowjobs
handjobs
feetjobs
i create jobs every time i think about titties
its feetjobs
Footjobs is already plural!
Also, has anyone seen Orphan?
Hahahahahafuckyouhahaha
So if someone has two hands pumping on a cock it's called a handsjob?
unless someone has 2 mouths, you're just getting 2 mouthjobs from separate people
and did you make that gif, trippy...