Aliens and wandering ships and Rihanna are clearly characters guys
it's secretly the best movie of the year
God I can't even sarcastically agree with a fan of Battleship just what the fuck how in the hell could anybody expect that to be good and say they love good movies
Aliens and wandering ships and Rihanna are clearly characters guys
it's secretly the best movie of the year
God I can't even sarcastically agree with a fan of Battleship just what the fuck how in the hell could anybody expect that to be good and say they love good movies
Aliens and wandering ships and Rihanna are clearly characters guys
it's secretly the best movie of the year
God I can't even sarcastically agree with a fan of Battleship just what the fuck how in the hell could anybody expect that to be good and say they love good movies
Aliens and wandering ships and Rihanna are clearly characters guys
it's secretly the best movie of the year
God I can't even sarcastically agree with a fan of Battleship just what the fuck how in the hell could anybody expect that to be good and say they love good movies
Aliens and wandering ships and Rihanna are clearly characters guys
it's secretly the best movie of the year
God I can't even sarcastically agree with a fan of Battleship just what the fuck how in the hell could anybody expect that to be good and say they love good movies
that's probably because you're terrible and had your mind made up when you heard they were making a battleship movie
I don't know but he probably has a hot young daughter we can kidnap and sell, right? Yeah man let's do that. Piece of cake.
Oh man I think you made that dude mad. Should we be worried? Probably not, we're well out of range and-
Oh. Oh no. Oh, this isn't good at all.
Liam Neeson returns as Bryan Mills, the retired CIA agent with a particular set of skills who stopped at nothing to save his daughter Kim (Maggie Grace) from Albanian kidnappers. When the father of one of the kidnappers swears revenge and takes Bryan and his wife hostage during their family vacation in Istanbul, Bryan enlists Kim to help them escape, and uses the same advanced level of special forces tactics to get his family to safety and systematically take out the kidnappers one by one.
That villain, by the way, is Boris the Blade
Really guys? This dude wrecked your entire criminal enterprise the last time around and now you want to endanger two of his loved ones? I hope you have a lot of picture windows and big wooden tables at your house because your head is going into and through every one of them.
And the question might be asked, why would Bryan ever take his family out of the country again, much less to Istanbul? Because he's King Shit of Fuck Mountain, that's why, and if he thinks he can handle Istanbul then Istanbul better hope it can handle him. When Istanbul regains consciousness it's gonna think it's name is Constantinople again.
I just want to say that I love everything about this post
Aliens and wandering ships and Rihanna are clearly characters guys
it's secretly the best movie of the year
God I can't even sarcastically agree with a fan of Battleship just what the fuck how in the hell could anybody expect that to be good and say they love good movies
that's probably because you're terrible and had your mind made up when you heard they were making a battleship movie
like literally everyone else
They could have done a good battleship movie
But no, they had to go the SUMMER BLOCKBUSTER route and make it be about A FIGHT FOR PLANET EARTH AGAINST INVADING ALIENS
Because it's not like they haven't done that exact same shit (only replace aliens with robots) 3 years in a row with Transformers
Aliens and wandering ships and Rihanna are clearly characters guys
it's secretly the best movie of the year
God I can't even sarcastically agree with a fan of Battleship just what the fuck how in the hell could anybody expect that to be good and say they love good movies
that's probably because you're terrible and had your mind made up when you heard they were making a battleship movie
like literally everyone else
I didn't have my mind made up
I even kind of enjoyed the Transformers movies in a way
but Battleship is seriously fucking woeful. It seems to me that they cut a big chunk out of it with regards to the Aliens motivation, because as it stands the movie makes no sense unless you accept the humans being bloodthirsty genocidists.
Aliens and wandering ships and Rihanna are clearly characters guys
it's secretly the best movie of the year
God I can't even sarcastically agree with a fan of Battleship just what the fuck how in the hell could anybody expect that to be good and say they love good movies
that's probably because you're terrible and had your mind made up when you heard they were making a battleship movie
like literally everyone else
They could have done a good battleship movie
But no, they had to go the SUMMER BLOCKBUSTER route and make it be about A FIGHT FOR PLANET EARTH AGAINST INVADING ALIENS
Because it's not like they haven't done that exact same shit (only replace aliens with robots) 3 years in a row with Transformers
what the hell else are you going to do
two earth armies on the other side of a wall because ?
Aliens and wandering ships and Rihanna are clearly characters guys
it's secretly the best movie of the year
God I can't even sarcastically agree with a fan of Battleship just what the fuck how in the hell could anybody expect that to be good and say they love good movies
that's probably because you're terrible and had your mind made up when you heard they were making a battleship movie
like literally everyone else
They could have done a good battleship movie
But no, they had to go the SUMMER BLOCKBUSTER route and make it be about A FIGHT FOR PLANET EARTH AGAINST INVADING ALIENS
Because it's not like they haven't done that exact same shit (only replace aliens with robots) 3 years in a row with Transformers
what the hell else are you going to do
two earth armies on the other side of a wall because ?
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sorry I am not a loser like you who implodes all willy nilly
Do you implode when it's cool to?
KING OF THE IRON FIST
it's never cool to implode
but grown up
he is not cool
I enjoyed it.
I'll never understand what it means to be cool.
Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better
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it's secretly the best movie of the year
God I can't even sarcastically agree with a fan of Battleship just what the fuck how in the hell could anybody expect that to be good and say they love good movies
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You know I have a condition!
No...
This is TLB.
Except the hair, that is him in real life.
I like seeing humans kill aliens
Cowboys and Aliens
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it only matters if it rocks
It's the same trap the Gruber family made. Classic hubris.
I also like movies that aren't boring
It is truly a feat that they made it so
Battleship will be better than Prometheus
But I won't watch the movie.
I will simply watch them.
I thought they were like side stories
that's probably because you're terrible and had your mind made up when you heard they were making a battleship movie
like literally everyone else
I just want to say that I love everything about this post
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They could have done a good battleship movie
But no, they had to go the SUMMER BLOCKBUSTER route and make it be about A FIGHT FOR PLANET EARTH AGAINST INVADING ALIENS
Because it's not like they haven't done that exact same shit (only replace aliens with robots) 3 years in a row with Transformers
Steam
Sold.
Because he dodges bullets, Avi.
I didn't have my mind made up
I even kind of enjoyed the Transformers movies in a way
but Battleship is seriously fucking woeful. It seems to me that they cut a big chunk out of it with regards to the Aliens motivation, because as it stands the movie makes no sense unless you accept the humans being bloodthirsty genocidists.
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
what the hell else are you going to do
two earth armies on the other side of a wall because ?
Jesus christ what is wrong with you i didn't want to remember Skyline
That movie didn't deserve to have Turk from Scrubs grace its presence
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