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Skyfall Is The Best Bond Movie Of The Year

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    EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    Edcrab wrote: »
    I still think that idea has merit, even if it would never ever happen

    It doesn't have any merit, because Casino Royale pretty much establishes that he is given a cover ID and he goes on to use his real name.

    Further, "If your theatrics are supposed to scare me, you have the wrong man, Bond."

    This is before he made his 00 status.

    So GG's theory is garbage and he should weep himself to sleep for missing these details.

    I meant merit in terms of "an interesting narrative" and I'm fully aware that the studios dismissed the theory as hollow

    Do me a big favour and give us the slightest, tiniest iota of credit.

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    DidgeridooDidgeridoo Flighty Dame Registered User regular
    edited May 2012
    Well @Munkus Beaver to be fair IF the studio decided they liked the multi-Bond theory then those two lines could be easily handwaved away ALA "Geeze Bond stop telling everyone your REAL cover namewhich is how we refer to you in the organization and so would still be guarded even if it isn't your real name"

    Second one would be tougher but they could just ignore it

    ALSO GreyGhost already acknowledged that this would never happen because the studio has directly stated that they don't buy into the whole Multi-Bond thing and that there is only one James Bond. So... he probably didn't miss those details you pointed out!

    Either way I like this idea, but yeah it does sound a bit fanfiction-y

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    Edcrab wrote: »
    I still think that idea has merit, even if it would never ever happen

    It doesn't have any merit, because Casino Royale pretty much establishes that he is given a cover ID and he goes on to use his real name.

    Further, "If your theatrics are supposed to scare me, you have the wrong man, Bond."

    This is before he made his 00 status.

    So GG's theory is garbage and he should weep himself to sleep for missing these details.

    I said in the other thread where we were discussing this in that I'm aware there's as much or more evidence that contradicts the theory as supports it

    I didn't come up with the original theory, I just thought I could use it to have a fun little bullshit session

    And it was fun, Munkus, it was

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    EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    edited May 2012
    This completely hypothetical self-confessed fan fiction scenario doesn't follow established canon

    Good god GG how can you live with yourself

    Thank goodness Munkus was on hand with little-known facts about James Bond to stop me from further humiliating myself by endorsing an imaginary story!

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    CptKemzikCptKemzik Registered User regular
    edited May 2012
    Roger Moore was to Bond what Adam West was to Batman; he didn't take it seriously and all of the movies are super campy. Craig is personally my favorite, because he is the most plausible guy to be a globe trotting super spy. Brosnan had potential that was squandered following Tomorrow Never Dies (if you treat it as a neo-Roger Moore episode). I need to rewatch the Dalton ones, but I agree he was underrated. Lazenby's entry was "meh," for me. Connery had some good ones and not-so-good ones and feel like he is put on a pedestal too often.

    Also Duran Duran's A view to a kill is indeed awesome. Live and Let Die doesn't do much for me - probably from hearing the overblown guns n roses cover too much.

    Also I think GG's idea is neat and could give a rats ass about splitting hairs with the "canon" in a film series that basically defines retconning.

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    Now, those two points Munkus makes are strong marks against that interpretation

    for what it's worth though, CIA officers are traditionally given a number of code identities, including field names and ones for internal use only

    I don't know if MI6 uses a similar practice but it's not without precedent, is all I'm saying

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    The Guns n Roses version of Live and Let Die is atrocious

    in fact lately I've just decided I don't like Guns n Roses at all

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    EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    The many Bonds theory is out-and-out bullshit simply because it's been declared as such

    Anything else is just an exercise in IMAGINATION TIME, but frankly when it involves Connery as a embittered former superspy out against his old agency I don't give a damn

    Hell, if you ask me that premise would hold its own even if he wasn't specifically a former Bond and was just a Cold War era golden boy who turned sour

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    TurambarTurambar Independent Registered User regular
    The lyrics to The Man With The Golden Gun are hilarious

    "He'll shoot anyone!" especially cracks me up

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    MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    CptKemzik wrote: »
    Also I think GG's idea is neat and could give a rats ass about splitting hairs with the "canon" in a film series that basically defines retconning.

    the man has been a field agent since the height of the cold war until at least 2001, and yet he doesn't look a day over 85!

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    CptKemzikCptKemzik Registered User regular
    edited May 2012
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    The Guns n Roses version of Live and Let Die is atrocious

    in fact lately I've just decided I don't like Guns n Roses at all

    I can understand people not liking them, but I still enjoy appetite for destruction almost in its entirety. That whole use your illusion debacle though... "grunge," didn't kill the band - the band managed to do that swimmingly all by itself. Also I dig the (original) bassist who has done some neat projects here and there (this does not include the whole velvet revolver thing), and he recently published a memoir that was actually written by himself and is a pretty good "life of a rock star" read.

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    Munkus you are a grumpy butt.

    'sides you could always say James Bond is a code name for upper, but not 00 agents.

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    WeedLordVegetaWeedLordVegeta Registered User regular
    so javier bardem is the bad guy in this?

    I did not know this

    somehow I am now more hype than before

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    TurambarTurambar Independent Registered User regular
    No Queen And Country For Old James Bonds

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    WeedLordVegetaWeedLordVegeta Registered User regular
    Turambar wrote: »
    No Queen And Country For Old James Bonds
    I liked this more than I should.

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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    so excited for this

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    LuvTheMonkeyLuvTheMonkey High Sierra Serenade Registered User regular
    guys I heard we were talking about Bond and I came over as fast as I could.

    That Skyfall trailer is divine. I am officially hype.

    And as rubbish as the movie was, I think this qualified as 2nd favorite theme (behind Live and Let Die):

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8C5NLfYdZaE

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    TrippyJingTrippyJing Moses supposes his toeses are roses. But Moses supposes erroneously.Registered User regular
    never

    played

    goldeneye

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    LawndartLawndart Registered User regular
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Also Timothy Dalton would be Connery's right-hand man, because I always felt Dalton was the angriest of the bunch and if anyone went rogue it would be him

    For Dalton, this would more or less be him reprising his guest starring role on Chuck.

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    AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    TrippyJing wrote: »
    never

    played

    goldeneye

    me either

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    chiasaur11chiasaur11 Never doubt a raccoon. Do you think it's trademarked?Registered User regular
    Antimatter wrote: »
    TrippyJing wrote: »
    never

    played

    goldeneye

    me either

    Played a tiny bit.

    The N64 controller is bad enough for games that aren't FPSs.

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    AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    look, so long as you weren't playing mario party you were fine

    DK64 and Star Wars Episode 1 Racer were fantastic

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    Couple years ago I tried playing Goldeneye again and holy fuck it was impossible

    Turning or adjusting aim was soooooooooo slooooooooooooow

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    ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    Mario Party was the greatest legacy of the N64.

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    MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    chiasaur11 wrote: »
    Antimatter wrote: »
    TrippyJing wrote: »
    never

    played

    goldeneye

    me either

    Played a tiny bit.

    The N64 controller is bad enough for games that aren't FPSs.

    it was pretty good for its time

    and then someone went and designed a phenomenally better way of doing things with the dual joysticks and now I can never go back

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    An aim button
    How did we ever accept such a system

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    DidgeridooDidgeridoo Flighty Dame Registered User regular
    edited May 2012
    Zonugal wrote: »
    Mario Party was the greatest legacy of the N64.

    The original Mario Party was fun as shit but the game where they had you twirl the controller using the palm of your hand ripped the fuck out of my skin

    My mom took it away from my brother and me because it looked like we were burn victims :<

    I remember Nintendo Power (LOOK I WAS LIKE TEN OKAY) had a special offer for people who owned Mario Party: A glove to keep you from ripping your palm to shreds

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    ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    @Didgeridoo, that palm wound was a mark of honor at my school.

    I still need to find Mario Party 5, my favorite and easily the pinnacle of the series in its ability to ruin friendships.

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Man, the only support for the 'multiple bonds' thing is that literally multiple people have played the guy.

    I can't think of a single thing that goes toward the idea other than fanfiction hopes.

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    DidgeridooDidgeridoo Flighty Dame Registered User regular
    There's also the fact that the plots of each of the movies have literally nothing to do with each other and the different actors portray them in completely different ways!

    Munkus pistols at dawn because I cannot live in a world where Dalton is supposed to be the same person as Craig

    I'll tell Jack that you love him, don't worry

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    TrippyJingTrippyJing Moses supposes his toeses are roses. But Moses supposes erroneously.Registered User regular
    Look, it makes about as much sense as a Jackie Chan fighting game with multiple Jackie Chans.

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Didgeridoo wrote: »
    There's also the fact that the plots of each of the movies have literally nothing to do with each other and the different actors portray them in completely different ways!

    Munkus pistols at dawn because I cannot live in a world where Dalton is supposed to be the same person as Craig

    I'll tell Jack that you love him, don't worry

    Nah, I just consider each Bond to be its own continuity.

    Like Batman 1989, Batman Forever, and The Dark Knight.

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    In On Her Majesty's Secret Service, Lazenby looks right at the camera and says "this never happened to the other guy"
    Granted this is a fourth-wall-breaking joke but I think it's the genesis of the initial idea

    There are a couple of points indicating continuity between films, such as the multiple appearances of Blofeld (even antagonizing multiple Bonds, indicating that these events take place in a continuum and each film is not a separate continuity, nor even each subset of films featuring each actor) and the retention of Judi Dench as M when the reboot happened

    So if we establish that the films are all taking place in the same universe and happening in the same year they're released, you can either surmise that Bond can fight a cold war for 40 some odd years, never age, and change his appearance multiple times, or go the route that they're all different guys

    One route is for when you just want to shut up and watch some spy movies
    The other route is for when you get really bored in class and start thinking of a way to tell a fun story

    And that's all I'm doing, fucking around and having fun with a story

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    Didgeridoo wrote: »
    There's also the fact that the plots of each of the movies have literally nothing to do with each other and the different actors portray them in completely different ways!

    Munkus pistols at dawn because I cannot live in a world where Dalton is supposed to be the same person as Craig

    I'll tell Jack that you love him, don't worry

    Nah, I just consider each Bond to be its own continuity.

    Like Batman 1989, Batman Forever, and The Dark Knight.

    Wait what damn indication do you have that Batman '89 and Batman Forever are different continuities

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Didgeridoo wrote: »
    There's also the fact that the plots of each of the movies have literally nothing to do with each other and the different actors portray them in completely different ways!

    Munkus pistols at dawn because I cannot live in a world where Dalton is supposed to be the same person as Craig

    I'll tell Jack that you love him, don't worry

    Nah, I just consider each Bond to be its own continuity.

    Like Batman 1989, Batman Forever, and The Dark Knight.

    Wait what damn indication do you have that Batman '89 and Batman Forever are different continuities

    I tend to put Forever and B*R into a box where nightmares goes

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    Vann DirasVann Diras Registered User regular
    Or you accept that James bond is pretty much just a modern myth and leave at that

    These are stories told by campfire, friends

    Really badass, and also racist stories

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    DidgeridooDidgeridoo Flighty Dame Registered User regular
    edited May 2012
    Didgeridoo wrote: »
    There's also the fact that the plots of each of the movies have literally nothing to do with each other and the different actors portray them in completely different ways!

    Munkus pistols at dawn because I cannot live in a world where Dalton is supposed to be the same person as Craig

    I'll tell Jack that you love him, don't worry

    Nah, I just consider each Bond to be its own continuity.

    Like Batman 1989, Batman Forever, and The Dark Knight.

    OH okay I getcha, like each time there's a new bond you view it as a reboot, and the older films are not considered to have happened in the same 'world.'

    To me personally (although not apparently to the bond execs!!) It makes a lot of sense for the "Bond" identity to be a cover applied to whatever agent is M's 'pet' at the time (with multiple M s as well, considering the secrecy and time periods covered!).

    Where GreyGhost and I differ is that I wouldn't think a new Bond would be assigned until the old one got killed in the line of duty. That would sadly preclude the sort of awesome Bondfest he has in mind

    The thing about both your idea and the multi-bond theory is that there isn't really any evidence to support or deny either! You've just got to pick the one you like best. As GG pointed out there are little things to support the multi-bond theory, and as you pointed out there are little things to support the reboot theory

    In fact it's almost as if the company re-released Bond in whatever form they thought would be the most profitable at whatever time they thought it would be best received without much thought as to how everything fit together...??? :o

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    The only reason why the reboots don't go all 'origin story' on us is because Bond never had one in popular culture. He was just introduced as Bond, master spy.

    Exclude origin stories from super hero movies, and you don't see much overlap.

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    Blofeld is featured as the enemy of multiple actors playing Bond
    At the very least I will state that each Bond actor is not his own continuity

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    '89 batman and forever are in the same continuity though munkus.

    They even mention Vicky Vale knowing who batman is.

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