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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    krawmerax is the real end boss to borderlands

  • ButtlordButtlord Fornicus Lord of Bondage and PainRegistered User regular
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    krawmerax is the real end boss to borderlands

    i tried it once

    fuck thaaaaaat

  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    I can kill him in like 30 seconds now thanks to pearlescents and super rares

  • JasconiusJasconius sword criminal mad onlineRegistered User regular
    i never did fallout 3 DLC

    and I hated the first hour of New Vegas


    probably because I got it for PS3 and not the right and honorable PC version

    this is a discord of mostly PA people interested in fighting games: https://discord.gg/DZWa97d5rz

    we also talk about other random shit and clown upon each other
  • ButtlordButtlord Fornicus Lord of Bondage and PainRegistered User regular
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    I can kill him in like 30 seconds now thanks to pearlescents and super rares

    you're a butt

  • override367override367 ALL minions Registered User regular
    edited July 2012
    hitting anyone is bad and the only reason malexmale violence is encouraged is because of stupid shitty reasons, when you hit a woman the whole 'not-looking-like-a-coward' incentive vanishes so there is absolutely no reason to do it

    if a woman or a man attacks you then walk away and only hit back if you HAVE to defend yourself

    i specifically pointed out 'dont hit women' though because it is waaaay more likely for a woman to be physically abused in a relationship than a man, i should have specified that

    Women are just as abusive, except they do it through psychological warfare meant to destroy you as a person. They have some kind of hivemind and use it to refine their psyche destroying strategies.

    If you wear a properly shaped tinfoil hat you can hear them, they're planning on killing us all once science has made reproduction without men cheap enough! Also animals never had a war, who's the real animal

    override367 on
  • MaximumMaximum Registered User regular
    haxxor butt

  • ButtlordButtlord Fornicus Lord of Bondage and PainRegistered User regular
    hitting anyone is bad and the only reason malexmale violence is encouraged is because of stupid shitty reasons, when you hit a woman the whole 'not-looking-like-a-coward' incentive vanishes so there is absolutely no reason to do it

    if a woman or a man attacks you then walk away and only hit back if you HAVE to defend yourself

    i specifically pointed out 'dont hit women' though because it is waaaay more likely for a woman to be physically abused in a relationship than a man, i should have specified that

    Women are just as abusive, except they do it through psychological warfare meant to destroy you as a person. They have some kind of hivemind and use it to refine their psyche destroying strategies.

    If you wear a properly shaped tinfoil hat you can hear them, they're planning on killing us all once science has made reproduction without men cheap enough! Also animals never had a war, who's the real animal

    can't hug your children with nuclear arms

  • TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    Ok ladies. You like video games. Great. Name a game you play regularly other than the following. Not ranting.Just asking, Please? →

    Assassin’s Creed Series

    Call of Duty Series

    Battlefield 3

    Gears of War Series

    Portal series

    Super Mario

    Pokemon

    The Legend of Zelda

    Halo

    Skyrim

    Mass Effect

    Kingdom Hearts

    Left 4 Dead

    Bioshock



    Because I’ve just recently noticed that females who play video games tend to lean towards these titles more than anything else. I ask this because I’m curious to see who has been there throughout the ages. Which of you lovely women have been there for the Metal Gears, The Half Lives, The Resident Evils, Gradius, Metroid all those fine titles. How many of you finished Red Dead Redemption, completed GTAIV, COMPLETED FALLOUT 3!? Whick of you can hold your own in a match against an online competitor in Soul Calibur V or Marvel vs Capcom 3? Who’s played Disgaea? Don’t get me wrong Bioshock, The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim, and Kingdom Hearts were great games that were masterfully developed. Halo is groundbreaking and Call of Duty is addictive and has photo-realistic graphics. Please I just…I just want to know what else you guys play.

    The best (one of? i'm not current) Soul Calibur players is a girl. I know that's rare, but just sayin'.

    bnet: TheStig#1787 Steam: TheStig
  • MaximumMaximum Registered User regular
    My Mom came to my elementary school and took me home early, just so I could watch her beat the last boss of Super Mario 2.

    I’m pretty sure she’s a girl (and absolutely insane).

  • JasconiusJasconius sword criminal mad onlineRegistered User regular
    edited July 2012
    *edit* no i am stupid

    Jasconius on
    this is a discord of mostly PA people interested in fighting games: https://discord.gg/DZWa97d5rz

    we also talk about other random shit and clown upon each other
  • JarsJars Registered User regular
    it's hot to be a girl in gaming right now. and not hot in the sexy way, the bad way

    I can't even imagine

  • JasconiusJasconius sword criminal mad onlineRegistered User regular
    Jars wrote: »
    it's hot to be a girl in gaming right now. and not hot in the sexy way, the bad way

    I can't even imagine

    you're referring to 'hot' in a 'i can parlay my gender into a career as a blogger as I complain about how I am treated by strangers at conventions' sense, yes?

    this is a discord of mostly PA people interested in fighting games: https://discord.gg/DZWa97d5rz

    we also talk about other random shit and clown upon each other
  • ButtlordButtlord Fornicus Lord of Bondage and PainRegistered User regular
    edited July 2012
    Jasconius wrote: »
    Jars wrote: »
    it's hot to be a girl in gaming right now. and not hot in the sexy way, the bad way

    I can't even imagine

    you're referring to 'hot' in a 'i can parlay my gender into a career as a blogger as I complain about how I am treated by strangers at conventions' sense, yes?

    yeah man people are just dying to be treated like shit

    fuck's wrong with you, goddamn

    Buttlord on
  • JasconiusJasconius sword criminal mad onlineRegistered User regular
    Buttlord wrote: »
    Jasconius wrote: »
    Jars wrote: »
    it's hot to be a girl in gaming right now. and not hot in the sexy way, the bad way

    I can't even imagine

    you're referring to 'hot' in a 'i can parlay my gender into a career as a blogger as I complain about how I am treated by strangers at conventions' sense, yes?

    yeah man people are just dying to be treated like shit

    fuck's wrong with you, goddamn

    being politely condescended to by a stranger is not being treated like shit

    fuck's wrong with you, goddamn

    this is a discord of mostly PA people interested in fighting games: https://discord.gg/DZWa97d5rz

    we also talk about other random shit and clown upon each other
  • ButtlordButtlord Fornicus Lord of Bondage and PainRegistered User regular
    oh ok

    it's only polite condescension

    they should probably just shut up and get used it to it i guess?

  • JasconiusJasconius sword criminal mad onlineRegistered User regular
    Buttlord wrote: »
    oh ok

    it's only polite condescension

    they should probably just shut up and get used it to it i guess?

    or invest more in ironic gamer shirts to help stamp out the casual misunderstandings

    this is a discord of mostly PA people interested in fighting games: https://discord.gg/DZWa97d5rz

    we also talk about other random shit and clown upon each other
  • MaximumMaximum Registered User regular
    Wait?

    Who are these people? Is this a thing?

    I know the "booth babes" (hurf durf) probably get that shit but I doubt your random female on the con floor gets harrassed.

  • ButtlordButtlord Fornicus Lord of Bondage and PainRegistered User regular
    you literally have no idea what you're talking about

    or you're trolling

    and i honestly don't know which is more infuriating

  • JasconiusJasconius sword criminal mad onlineRegistered User regular
    Maximum wrote: »
    Wait?

    Who are these people? Is this a thing?

    I know the "booth babes" (hurf durf) probably get that shit but I doubt your random female on the con floor gets harrassed.

    WELL

    that DEPENDS


    if you believe being addressed by a male at a convention as if he assumes you don't know how to play Quake is harassment, then E3 is basically a huge rape orgy

    this is a discord of mostly PA people interested in fighting games: https://discord.gg/DZWa97d5rz

    we also talk about other random shit and clown upon each other
  • YoSoyTheWalrusYoSoyTheWalrus Registered User regular
    Jasconius wrote: »
    Buttlord wrote: »
    oh ok

    it's only polite condescension

    they should probably just shut up and get used it to it i guess?

    or invest more in ironic gamer shirts to help stamp out the casual misunderstandings

    I would not classify that story as a casual misunderstanding

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  • ButtlordButtlord Fornicus Lord of Bondage and PainRegistered User regular
    edited July 2012
    Maximum wrote: »
    Wait?

    Who are these people? Is this a thing?

    I know the "booth babes" (hurf durf) probably get that shit but I doubt your random female on the con floor gets harrassed.

    a) female isn't a noun, it's an adjective

    b) the assumption that girls don't know shit about games is kinda a Thing among stupid assholes (see: a whole bunch of people involved with video games at all levels)

    Buttlord on
  • mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    GoldenGirls.jpg

  • ButtlordButtlord Fornicus Lord of Bondage and PainRegistered User regular
    Jasconius wrote: »
    Maximum wrote: »
    Wait?

    Who are these people? Is this a thing?

    I know the "booth babes" (hurf durf) probably get that shit but I doubt your random female on the con floor gets harrassed.

    WELL

    that DEPENDS


    if you believe being addressed by a male at a convention as if he assumes you don't know how to play Quake is harassment, then E3 is basically a huge rape orgy

    assuming that someone doesn't know a thing because they're a girl is pretty fucking shitty

    especially when they're at this event as a journalist and not as just some schmuck off the street

  • ButtlordButtlord Fornicus Lord of Bondage and PainRegistered User regular
    also male and female are not nouns can we stop using them as such

  • JasconiusJasconius sword criminal mad onlineRegistered User regular
    Buttlord wrote: »
    Maximum wrote: »
    Wait?

    Who are these people? Is this a thing?

    I know the "booth babes" (hurf durf) probably get that shit but I doubt your random female on the con floor gets harrassed.

    a) female isn't a noun, it's an adjective

    and the bar is set

    this is a discord of mostly PA people interested in fighting games: https://discord.gg/DZWa97d5rz

    we also talk about other random shit and clown upon each other
  • BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    the real endgame for me in borderlands was killing knoxx and glitching under the floor in the armory allowing me to farm it repeatedly

    get them sweet sweet pearlescents

  • ButtlordButtlord Fornicus Lord of Bondage and PainRegistered User regular
    Jasconius wrote: »
    Buttlord wrote: »
    Maximum wrote: »
    Wait?

    Who are these people? Is this a thing?

    I know the "booth babes" (hurf durf) probably get that shit but I doubt your random female on the con floor gets harrassed.

    a) female isn't a noun, it's an adjective

    and the bar is set

    you are the absolute fucking worst you know that right

  • BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    you know what if you call people 'females' and youre not writing a biology report youre probably kind of a weirdo

    this holds up remarkably well online

  • mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    thegoldengirls_group.jpg

  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    those are just sleeves full of tissues mensch is posting

    ikbUJdU.jpg
  • EndEnd Registered User regular
    Buttlord wrote: »
    also male and female are not nouns can we stop using them as such

    you and what dictionary

    I wish that someway, somehow, that I could save every one of us
    zaleiria-by-lexxy-sig.jpg
  • ButtlordButtlord Fornicus Lord of Bondage and PainRegistered User regular
    Beasteh wrote: »
    you know what if you call people 'females' and youre not writing a biology report youre probably kind of a weirdo

    this holds up remarkably well online

    for real y'all

    plenty of synonyms for woman/women that are actual nouns

    why do we gotta use adjectives

    this also applies to using "male" to refer to a man

    it's stupid and weird and just fucking stop, jesus

  • MaximumMaximum Registered User regular
    Thanks for the english lesson Buttlord.

  • ButtlordButtlord Fornicus Lord of Bondage and PainRegistered User regular
    End wrote: »
    Buttlord wrote: »
    also male and female are not nouns can we stop using them as such

    you and what dictionary

    name me literally any time you would actually refer to a thing as a female and not a female *insert thing here*

    alright then

  • YoSoyTheWalrusYoSoyTheWalrus Registered User regular
    When I look at the Golden Girls I hear the Charles In Charge theme song

    My brain got glitches y'all

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  • mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    golden+girls+blog.JPG

  • CptKemzikCptKemzik Registered User regular
    "Polite Condescension"

    welp I think that's it guys, pack up the thread

  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    GoldenGirls.jpg

    it still baffles me that this show got pitched and on the air when it did

    a show about senior citizens and they're all women

    it's like tv forgot it was tv for a split second

  • JasconiusJasconius sword criminal mad onlineRegistered User regular
    buttlord is adorable and predictable, and that is what I love most about him

    this is a discord of mostly PA people interested in fighting games: https://discord.gg/DZWa97d5rz

    we also talk about other random shit and clown upon each other
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