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Why don't Americans use bidets?

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    Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    My parent's have a bidet in their bathroom and as a kid I just used to play with it because the water pressure on that thing is impressive

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    AnzekayAnzekay Registered User regular
    I used a bidet once

    It was warm

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    LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA mod
    Kochikens wrote: »
    the apartment im in right now has one of these


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    it is the fucking worst

    I don't understand what I'm looking at

    other than a complete failure of dutch engineering

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    TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    FAQ wrote: »
    something about the water makes it seem like you're not in a room with a shit you just took. Those ones make it very clear

    stink molecules are trapped by the water

    when you shit on a shitshelf, standard air diffusion takes place and your bouquet becomes aparent

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    ButtlordButtlord Fornicus Lord of Bondage and PainRegistered User regular
    Seriously wrote: »
    so like

    how do they even work


    is it just for rinsing or do you gotta gargle

    butt gargle

    it's kinda like peeing out your butt backwards

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    KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    Tossrock wrote: »
    Kal there is no way bidets cost 10 large

    don't try to play that with me

    I'm going to be honest

    I have no idea how much a toilet costs

    but I'd imagine a bidet costs more, because there better be some sort of water filter in there

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    TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    I like to time my poops and showers together.

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    TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    Chicago Joe wrote: »
    a bidet is only as mean as the guy using it
    thank you

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    KochikensKochikens Registered User regular
    larlar its not the dutch peoples fault



    its ze Germans
    its their fucked up invention so that they can sift around their poop and see if its good and healthy or not and because they like playing with stool

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    lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    I debate whether to install a bidet in my toilet. But if I'm going that far, I might as well spring for the super duper fancy set up with a seat warmer, adjustable water pressure and temperature bidet, and automatic cleaner. I went to a hotel with that set up and my butt never felt so good

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    SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited July 2012
    you'd think a place called the netherlands would have a better handle on how to deal with butt things


    EDIT: oh

    scheiße

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    TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    i've never been around a bidet

    too cornpone

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    KochikensKochikens Registered User regular
    and so that they can go HEY HANS COME LOOK AT THIS!!

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    KetBraKetBra Dressed Ridiculously Registered User regular
    Ew that's gross

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    AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
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    the hell is going on here

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    -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    do bidets even work

    I don't know in my mind water + poop just equals wet poop

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    BerkBerk THE BUDGIE SMUGGLER Registered User regular
    dammit I miss achewood so much

    also bogey prob got a homing lock on dis right here

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    FyndirFyndir Registered User regular
    Kochikens wrote: »
    and so that they can go HEY HANS COME LOOK AT THIS!!

    Have you tried inviting strangers from the street in to examine the poop you took?

    I am told this is very common in parts of Germany.

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    TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    guys this is not a poop thread

    do not talk about poop

    merely talk about bidets

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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    Kochikens wrote: »
    larlar its not the dutch peoples fault



    its ze Germans
    its their fucked up invention so that they can sift around their poop and see if its good and healthy or not and because they like playing with stool

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    Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    Metzger Meister wrote: »
    Kochikens wrote: »
    larlar its not the dutch peoples fault



    its ze Germans
    its their fucked up invention so that they can sift around their poop and see if its good and healthy or not and because they like playing with stool

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    nope

    I want to do with you
    What spring does with the cherry trees.
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    -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    and like, what's the accuracy of a bidet here

    the width of its stream and whatnot

    does it shoot right into my butt or just splash the general area

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    LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA mod
    Tossrock wrote: »
    guys this is not a poop thread

    do not talk about poop

    merely talk about bidets

    bidets are okay

    except when I have to use one

    when I'm pooping one and/or several poop(s)

    which brings us to the focus of this post: poop

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    EndEnd Registered User regular
    it's a laser beam right into your butt

    ok probably not really I don't know

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    TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    -Tal wrote: »
    and like, what's the accuracy of a bidet here

    the width of its stream and whatnot

    does it shoot right into my butt or just splash the general area

    mine has a tiny camera on the inside and a screen with a reticle and a joystick for aiming.

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    TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    goddamnit larlar

    the mods will hear you

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    EndEnd Registered User regular
    I read that as:

    larlar poops out bidets

    his body is a bidet making machine

    I wish that someway, somehow, that I could save every one of us
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    PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJ73hLQ64Ng

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    TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    Berk wrote: »
    dammit I miss achewood so much

    also bogey prob got a homing lock on dis right here

    bogey can only have fun by ruining it for others

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    PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    poop thread

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    -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    TheStig wrote: »
    -Tal wrote: »
    and like, what's the accuracy of a bidet here

    the width of its stream and whatnot

    does it shoot right into my butt or just splash the general area

    mine has a tiny camera on the inside and a screen with a reticle and a joystick for aiming.

    man why would you want to look at your shit-stained butthole

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    Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    Why is Bogey offended by so many completely innocuous topics

    Such a sensitive hedgehog

    I want to do with you
    What spring does with the cherry trees.
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    FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    Tossrock wrote: »
    FAQ wrote: »
    something about the water makes it seem like you're not in a room with a shit you just took. Those ones make it very clear

    stink molecules are trapped by the water

    when you shit on a shitshelf, standard air diffusion takes place and your bouquet becomes aparent

    hmm, interesting, interesting

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    SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    he can smell this thread a mile away

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    Local H JayLocal H Jay Registered User regular
    ever walk away from the bathroom and realize you didn't wipe as good as you thought

    do you go back and fix this, or just start ridin' dirty?

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    Chicago JoeChicago Joe jeezy petes! (not actually in Chicago anymore)Registered User regular
    -Tal wrote: »
    TheStig wrote: »
    -Tal wrote: »
    and like, what's the accuracy of a bidet here

    the width of its stream and whatnot

    does it shoot right into my butt or just splash the general area

    mine has a tiny camera on the inside and a screen with a reticle and a joystick for aiming.

    man why would you want to look at your shit-stained butthole

    a man's got to have a hobby

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    SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    fix it fix it agh agh

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    XehalusXehalus Registered User regular
    edited July 2012
    would rather go through more toilet paper because I fold it 4 times and wipe like I'm sanding

    than feel the awkwardness of a bidet

    Xehalus on
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    Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    Could one conceivably get off with a bidet like a woman might with a showerhead?

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