I never knew some people wiped while standing up till I read a debate online about it. Why would people do that? Also apparently both sides are ignorant of the other
its ze Germans
its their fucked up invention so that they can sift around their poop and see if its good and healthy or not and because they like playing with stool
I also hate them but they're the only toilets I've encountered which don't have any splashback.
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Viscount Islands[INSERT SoKo HERE]...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered Userregular
Avoiding splashback is all about technique. Length, angle of entry, etc
I want to do with you
What spring does with the cherry trees.
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was it here where someone told the story of them shaving their buttpubes for the first time, except then it was a hot day and he started sweating a lot so he had to goatse in front of a fan to cool off/dry his butthole/taint
ugh, the bidet i have you cant poop on, it hides and only comes out when you turn the dial to power wash that anus. you people are so uninformed in the ways of butt cleanliness.
also a toilet hurls gross particles all around your house when you flush and i can only imagine bidets make it worse
just a firehose up your wazoocle, directly hitting the poomembrane, splashing at it, carving at it, creating beautiful stalagshits inside of your gracious body
and then the water all splattering all over your quaint european rooms and halls
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isn't it always weird in space
But for seriously the Japanese bidets have full on laser targeting ai to get right in there.
I want to meet the guy who programmed that, its possible he's kept in a padded room now.
externally and internally
I also hate them but they're the only toilets I've encountered which don't have any splashback.
What spring does with the cherry trees.
to the laboratory!
What spring does with the cherry trees.
In Japan? More likely he made a national hero.
that's pretty cool
I bet they didn't even have to pay him
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oh god why
if you use any sort of toilet paper it will disintegrate and become one with your butt pubes
STEAM!
I am a chicago expat living in the uk. I do science for a living, so going off to do stuff to my butt is pretty much all in a days work.
STEAM!
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duh
I've carried a trench tool the whole of my life because of that.
It's for Nazis too, but we don't really have to go into that.
Where I poop being an interest of mine.
STEAM!
also, to avoid splashback simply place a few flat squares of toiletpaper in the water before going at it
No I just get enough tickets from swearing in public and use them.
just a firehose up your wazoocle, directly hitting the poomembrane, splashing at it, carving at it, creating beautiful stalagshits inside of your gracious body
and then the water all splattering all over your quaint european rooms and halls
some on your cat
anyway god bless america
i will report on my findings wednesday
and the toilet was so powerful the shit actually exploded back at you
STEAM!
that's gross
no i was standing. It flushed with enough force to throw shit 5ft in the air
they mightve had an issue
STEAM!
do i use it and address my fears of everyone hearing me poo, or do i just clench and try to wait it out?