Jaws is no doubt a great flick, but I just can't enjoy it as much as most people because I just can't turn off the part of my brain that knows the whole scenario is absurd because sharks are actually really interesting and beautiful creatures.
that's... kinda silly
it's based around the jersey shore incident (which was most likely a bull shark and possibly more than one) and the USS Indianapolis is brought up too, you know where a whole shitload of sailors got eaten by sharks, but it's a fucking movie that's more about the fear of the ocean/unknown and it simply uses the shark as the vessel
Bro, you're trying to make a rational case against something I never claimed is rational. Are you strictly rational whenever you watch any film? I'm not making a case against the film. I'm simply sharing my experience.
Jaws is no doubt a great flick, but I just can't enjoy it as much as most people because I just can't turn off the part of my brain that knows the whole scenario is absurd because sharks are actually really interesting and beautiful creatures.
you really are the hugest gay
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wasn't it Alamo Draft House that did the Jaws showing out on a lake on a inflatable projector screen with scuba divers grabbing people's legs as they floated on inner tubes and releasing floating rubber severed feet and arms and shit?
Because god damn I want to do that shit so fucking bad.
wasn't it Alamo Draft House that did the Jaws showing out on a lake on a inflatable projector screen with scuba divers grabbing people's legs as they floated on inner tubes and releasing floating rubber severed feet and arms and shit?
Because god damn I want to do that shit so fucking bad.
The Drafthouse also did a Lord of the Rings marathon feast
At the LotR HOBBIT TRILOGY FEAST, we snuggle up together in the theater and brave our way through the ENTIRE extended-cut versions of the LORD OF THE RINGS TRILOGY -- nearly 12 hours -- all while devouring food and imbibing drink inspired by Tolkien's Middle Earth! Each of the seven courses is served during Hobbit meal times (which is pretty much ALL the time)!
First Breakfast
Fresh Hens eggs, nice crispy bacon, grilled mushrooms and rosemary seared orange Canella Blood Orange Mimosa Second Breakfast
Strawberries and Cream with Round Rock honey Chaucer's Mead Elevensies
House made garlic, herb, and pork sausage and tomatoes with cheeses, ale-braised cabbage and pickles Dogfish Raison D'etre Luncheon
Grilled New Zealand lamb t-bone chops, cherry pepper cabernet reduction, with mashed potatoes, roast baby carrots Guinness Stout Afternoon Tea
Baby greens with garlic blackberry vinaigrette, salted pork-cheese galette, shortbread and gingersnaps hot tea Add a shot of Jameson Irish Whiskey for $6 Dinner
Stewed Coney with taters, carrot, and leek, fresh garden herbs with crusty bread Woodchuck Amber Cider Supper
Swirl of tomato and spinach soups wild mushroom crouton, summer berry turnover with cream NV Charles Bove Sparkling Brut
Lembas bread as needed
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World as Mytha breezy way to annoy serious peopleRegistered Userregular
ugh don't fucking remind me
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they did a batman feast too, those bastards
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RankenphilePassersby were amazedby the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderatormod
Don't those assholes realize they're in TEXAS?!?
Someone should let them know so they can escape and go some place nice.
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it upsets me that they're doing this in dallas and houston, but not san antonio or austin.
It's true. Pip lives in my butt.
austin doesn't get to complain about jack shit
why's that?
i'm conveniently located between the two of them, and this being in dallas and houston is a huge inconvenience to me
Can I come with if I dress up as Short Round
http://drafthouse.com/ is why austinites don't get to complain
you are missing a few key qualities to pass as short round
i figured that was why, but wasn't sure
wasn't it Alamo Draft House that did the Jaws showing out on a lake on a inflatable projector screen with scuba divers grabbing people's legs as they floated on inner tubes and releasing floating rubber severed feet and arms and shit?
Because god damn I want to do that shit so fucking bad.
I'm not hearing a no
wear a monkey mask
with a removeable top
that reveals chilled brains within
yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup
Heck yes IMAX
Debating the marathon
god fucking damn it, how do I get this to happen on Lake Washington
Someone should let them know so they can escape and go some place nice.
and Adventure Time. And Hook. And The Princess Bride. And Harry Potter.
Goddamn
caviar on a silver spoon that turns to ashes in your mouth?
I'll do the marathon.
The bright side? You can beat traffic by leaving 90 minutes early and not miss anything!
Why go someplace nice when they're already someplace awesome?
come to the pacific place showing!
They're opening one in San Francisco really soon!
You have a very good point.
Hmmmmm
thermal diving suits
I am buying my ticket right this moment.
I don;t you understand how awesome shooting stuff is
You're the one that convinced me to watch crystal skull!
oh that's right, Texas is the only state with guns
Nice try, Zarflax. Us humans just call them wetsuits.
Yes but you have awful taste.
And she's seen you naked and still sticks around, so clearly her opinion isn't to be trusted.