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    PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    @donkey kong oh i'm familiar with nero, but i'd never heard the john adams parts before and didn't pick up on the slight chord structure derivations, because they suck

    follow my music twitter soundcloud tumblr
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    spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    Weapons officer Landshark is now repairing the oxygen system for the second time in two battles. This bodes ill...

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    PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    edited September 2012
    Like, I cannot fathom the thought process of going "wow, this is such a powerful piece of music, intricate in its construction and complex in its rhythmic structure"

    I KNOW

    I'LL DUBSTEPS IT!

    Podly on
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    DeebaserDeebaser on my way to work in a suit and a tie Ahhhh...come on fucking guyRegistered User regular
    There need to be more games like FTL

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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    YES! My "What's Opera Doc?" poster has arrived. Woo!

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    21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    Eep, i just realized, we only have about 13 weeks until the end of the world.

    13! that's not a lot!

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    KalkinoKalkino Buttons Londres Registered User regular
    The unasked for, amateur, defective church fresco story rumbles on! Apparently she wants some of the profits made by the church since the story broke to be donated to a medical charity that is researching a condition her son has.

    Of course the story does not get reported well!

    http://www.techdirt.com/articles/20120919/10464820431/old-lady-ruins-fresco-claims-copyright-demands-money.shtml

    http://m.guardian.co.uk/world/2012/sep/20/ecce-homo-cecilia-gimenez-royalties?cat=world&type=article

    Freedom for the Northern Isles!
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    matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    Eep, i just realized, we only have about 13 weeks until the end of the world.

    13! that's not a lot!

    I thought the election was in 7 weeks?

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    spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    @Sir Landshark

    Captain @Abdhyius rejects your demand for a breathalyzer, explaining that there's already been enough trouble breathing on this ship and there's no need to commission a study to quantify it!

    Then he orders you to go repair yet another hull breach before the engine room becomes inoperable. Hold your breath and get out the wrench!

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    Regina FongRegina Fong Allons-y, Alonso Registered User regular
    Have I mentioned lately how much I hate the RPG trope where you do sidequests for a guild or organization and despite joining it a few hours ago, end up running it at the end of the quest arc?

    It's particularly prevalent in sandboxy games. And it is awful.

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    MortiousMortious The Nightmare Begins Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
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    Move to New Zealand
    It’s not a very important country most of the time
    http://steamcommunity.com/id/mortious
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    DeebaserDeebaser on my way to work in a suit and a tie Ahhhh...come on fucking guyRegistered User regular
    Have I mentioned lately how much I hate the RPG trope where you do sidequests for a guild or organization and despite joining it a few hours ago, end up running it at the end of the quest arc?

    It's particularly prevalent in sandboxy games. And it is awful.

    examples?

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    spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    Deebaser wrote: »
    Have I mentioned lately how much I hate the RPG trope where you do sidequests for a guild or organization and despite joining it a few hours ago, end up running it at the end of the quest arc?

    It's particularly prevalent in sandboxy games. And it is awful.

    examples?

    It's almost universal. Mage, Fighter, and Thief guilds in Skyrim just for recent examples.

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    Nova_CNova_C I have the need The need for speedRegistered User regular
    What a couple of days. We are just recovering from the worst outtage in the company's history.

    Every single service went down across the board.

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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    Mortious wrote: »
    ios6Maps.jpg

    This is hilarious.

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    DeebaserDeebaser on my way to work in a suit and a tie Ahhhh...come on fucking guyRegistered User regular
    I dont like Bethesda games.

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    Caveman PawsCaveman Paws Registered User regular
    iO6 doesn't stop you from going to the google website and getting the maps does it?

    *Glances at iphone from the corner of his eye cautiously*

    D:

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    japanjapan Registered User regular
    Deebaser wrote: »
    Have I mentioned lately how much I hate the RPG trope where you do sidequests for a guild or organization and despite joining it a few hours ago, end up running it at the end of the quest arc?

    It's particularly prevalent in sandboxy games. And it is awful.

    examples?

    Basically all of Skyrim. One of my other annoyances about that game is that nothing really affects anything else. So nobody bats an eyelid at say, the Archmage of the College of Winterhold joining a warrior cult or becoming head of the Thieves Guild.

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    amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    Kalkino wrote: »
    The unasked for, amateur, defective church fresco story rumbles on! Apparently she wants some of the profits made by the church since the story broke to be donated to a medical charity that is researching a condition her son has.

    Of course the story does not get reported well!

    http://www.techdirt.com/articles/20120919/10464820431/old-lady-ruins-fresco-claims-copyright-demands-money.shtml

    http://m.guardian.co.uk/world/2012/sep/20/ecce-homo-cecilia-gimenez-royalties?cat=world&type=article

    The lady destroyed classic artwork. They're lucky an angry mob hasn't killed her son.

    In all seriousness though, this is by far the most entertaining thing that's happened in the art world in the last 30-40 years, and it'll be in history books without a doubt.

    are YOU on the beer list?
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    Dark Raven XDark Raven X Laugh hard, run fast, be kindRegistered User regular
    Hey, new antidepressant is probably gonna make me gain a bunch of weight. I don't particularly care about how I look, having been fat for most of my adult life, but I don't wanna be, y'know. Obese.

    On the other hand, works instantly and I won't be so miserable.

    But then I'll be a whale and even more miserable so pffff

    Oh brilliant
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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    iO6 doesn't stop you from going to the google website and getting the maps does it?

    *Glances at iphone from the corner of his eye cautiously*

    D:

    Yeah you can, it's not a big deal at all, but the backlash is funny because Maps is seriously lacking in a lot of places.

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    Caveman PawsCaveman Paws Registered User regular
    edited September 2012
    spool32 wrote: »
    Deebaser wrote: »
    Have I mentioned lately how much I hate the RPG trope where you do sidequests for a guild or organization and despite joining it a few hours ago, end up running it at the end of the quest arc?

    It's particularly prevalent in sandboxy games. And it is awful.

    examples?

    It's almost universal. Mage, Fighter, and Thief guilds in Skyrim just for recent examples.

    It is totally unnecessary.

    And as your new King of the Mage/Thief/Fighter Guilds-AND-World Savior/Guy You Ask At Random To Do Your Choirs For You, I promise to end this lazy hiring practice once and for all.

    Caveman Paws on
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    KalkinoKalkino Buttons Londres Registered User regular
    Kalkino wrote: »
    The unasked for, amateur, defective church fresco story rumbles on! Apparently she wants some of the profits made by the church since the story broke to be donated to a medical charity that is researching a condition her son has.

    Of course the story does not get reported well!

    http://www.techdirt.com/articles/20120919/10464820431/old-lady-ruins-fresco-claims-copyright-demands-money.shtml

    http://m.guardian.co.uk/world/2012/sep/20/ecce-homo-cecilia-gimenez-royalties?cat=world&type=article

    The lady destroyed classic artwork. They're lucky an angry mob hasn't killed her son.

    In all seriousness though, this is by far the most entertaining thing that's happened in the art world in the last 30-40 years, and it'll be in history books without a doubt.
    Kalkino wrote: »
    The unasked for, amateur, defective church fresco story rumbles on! Apparently she wants some of the profits made by the church since the story broke to be donated to a medical charity that is researching a condition her son has.

    Of course the story does not get reported well!

    http://www.techdirt.com/articles/20120919/10464820431/old-lady-ruins-fresco-claims-copyright-demands-money.shtml

    http://m.guardian.co.uk/world/2012/sep/20/ecce-homo-cecilia-gimenez-royalties?cat=world&type=article

    The lady destroyed classic artwork. They're lucky an angry mob hasn't killed her son.

    In all seriousness though, this is by far the most entertaining thing that's happened in the art world in the last 30-40 years, and it'll be in history books without a doubt.

    Indeed. the story will keep delivering too!

    Freedom for the Northern Isles!
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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    Deebaser wrote: »
    Have I mentioned lately how much I hate the RPG trope where you do sidequests for a guild or organization and despite joining it a few hours ago, end up running it at the end of the quest arc?

    It's particularly prevalent in sandboxy games. And it is awful.

    examples?

    Skyrim?

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    amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    japan wrote: »
    Deebaser wrote: »
    Have I mentioned lately how much I hate the RPG trope where you do sidequests for a guild or organization and despite joining it a few hours ago, end up running it at the end of the quest arc?

    It's particularly prevalent in sandboxy games. And it is awful.

    examples?

    Basically all of Skyrim. One of my other annoyances about that game is that nothing really affects anything else. So nobody bats an eyelid at say, the Archmage of the College of Winterhold joining a warrior cult or becoming head of the Thieves Guild.

    Yeah that really bothered me too. My wife put like 70 hours into skyrim and she's basically everything but the new emperor. I think they should have made it so if you chose to join the companions, you couldn't join the assassins, or maybe you can't join the magic guild if you only know the starting spells.

    Hell even just putting level and skill requirements into joining guilds so that you kind of HAVE to focus one one or the other would be fine, but my barbarian with no lockpick or sneak ability has no place running a den of thieves.

    are YOU on the beer list?
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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
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    Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    spool32 wrote: »
    @Sir Landshark

    Captain @Abdhyius rejects your demand for a breathalyzer, explaining that there's already been enough trouble breathing on this ship and there's no need to commission a study to quantify it!

    Then he orders you to go repair yet another hull breach before the engine room becomes inoperable. Hold your breath and get out the wrench!

    grumble grumble I'll be speaking to my union rep about this grumble grumble

    Please consider the environment before printing this post.
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    japanjapan Registered User regular
    japan wrote: »
    Deebaser wrote: »
    Have I mentioned lately how much I hate the RPG trope where you do sidequests for a guild or organization and despite joining it a few hours ago, end up running it at the end of the quest arc?

    It's particularly prevalent in sandboxy games. And it is awful.

    examples?

    Basically all of Skyrim. One of my other annoyances about that game is that nothing really affects anything else. So nobody bats an eyelid at say, the Archmage of the College of Winterhold joining a warrior cult or becoming head of the Thieves Guild.

    Yeah that really bothered me too. My wife put like 70 hours into skyrim and she's basically everything but the new emperor. I think they should have made it so if you chose to join the companions, you couldn't join the assassins, or maybe you can't join the magic guild if you only know the starting spells.

    Hell even just putting level and skill requirements into joining guilds so that you kind of HAVE to focus one one or the other would be fine, but my barbarian with no lockpick or sneak ability has no place running a den of thieves.

    I became head of the mages college knowing only the first couple of spells that you find and also that one that shows you the route to the next destination.

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    spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    The USS Edsel journeys into a nebula, with repair duties thankfully taken away from Weapons Officer Landshark by the arrival of an engi refugee. Likewise the rescue of a damaged Federation ship yields a gross-but-useful telepathic slug, bringing our total crew to five!

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    Regina FongRegina Fong Allons-y, Alonso Registered User regular
    spool32 wrote: »
    Deebaser wrote: »
    Have I mentioned lately how much I hate the RPG trope where you do sidequests for a guild or organization and despite joining it a few hours ago, end up running it at the end of the quest arc?

    It's particularly prevalent in sandboxy games. And it is awful.

    examples?

    It's almost universal. Mage, Fighter, and Thief guilds in Skyrim just for recent examples.

    They even did it in Kingdoms of Amaladingdong.

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    CambiataCambiata Commander Shepard The likes of which even GAWD has never seenRegistered User regular
    Wait, you can't download google maps on to the new iphone?

    And someone actually questioned me about letting other people beta test new technology, telling me that kind of thing is no longer necessary. Google Maps is my boo and I don't want your fuckery in it's place, Apple. I'm glad I bought a 4S instead of waiting for the new phone to come out.

    "If you divide the whole world into just enemies and friends, you'll end up destroying everything" --Nausicaa of the Valley of Wind
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    tyrannustyrannus i am not fat Registered User regular
    japan wrote: »
    japan wrote: »
    Deebaser wrote: »
    Have I mentioned lately how much I hate the RPG trope where you do sidequests for a guild or organization and despite joining it a few hours ago, end up running it at the end of the quest arc?

    It's particularly prevalent in sandboxy games. And it is awful.

    examples?

    Basically all of Skyrim. One of my other annoyances about that game is that nothing really affects anything else. So nobody bats an eyelid at say, the Archmage of the College of Winterhold joining a warrior cult or becoming head of the Thieves Guild.

    Yeah that really bothered me too. My wife put like 70 hours into skyrim and she's basically everything but the new emperor. I think they should have made it so if you chose to join the companions, you couldn't join the assassins, or maybe you can't join the magic guild if you only know the starting spells.

    Hell even just putting level and skill requirements into joining guilds so that you kind of HAVE to focus one one or the other would be fine, but my barbarian with no lockpick or sneak ability has no place running a den of thieves.

    I became head of the mages college knowing only the first couple of spells that you find and also that one that shows you the route to the next destination.

    obviously you had your destination set to be head of the mages college

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    MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    I basically look at Bethesda style games as choose your own adventure. Do what you want, ignore the rest and play around in your little sandbox. My warrior joined the Companions. My assassin is in the Thieves Guild. Casters in that game can suck my balls so I am ignoring the mages college except to get into a tomb.

    I rarely do the story and instead wander around the world finding things, exploring caves and tombs and killing mans. It is a world simulator more than anything to me.

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    matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    Cambiata wrote: »
    Wait, you can't download google maps on to the new iphone?

    And someone actually questioned me about letting other people beta test new technology, telling me that kind of thing is no longer necessary. Google Maps is my boo and I don't want your fuckery in it's place, Apple. I'm glad I bought a 4S instead of waiting for the new phone to come out.

    Google has its iOS 6 maps app ready, Apple just hasn't approved it yet.

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    TehSlothTehSloth Hit Or Miss I Guess They Never Miss, HuhRegistered User regular
    I woke up early and played a bunch of FTL this morning, good times. Tried using the crew teleporter for the first time and was super pleased with how effective warping in the two manti (mantises?) I picked up was while I just kept their weapons/drones locked down with ion blasts.

    Tried it again on the next fight but I also had my anti ship drones out...

    oops...

    blew up their ship while my dudes were still on board, lost 1/3rd of my crew :(

    FC: 1993-7778-8872 PSN: TehSloth Xbox: SlothTeh
    twitch.tv/tehsloth
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    GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    @podly

    nero is good stuff pods

    i'm sorry but here we are going to have to agree to disagree

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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    Cambiata wrote: »
    Wait, you can't download google maps on to the new iphone?

    And someone actually questioned me about letting other people beta test new technology, telling me that kind of thing is no longer necessary. Google Maps is my boo and I don't want your fuckery in it's place, Apple. I'm glad I bought a 4S instead of waiting for the new phone to come out.

    it's iOS6, not the iPhone 5

    if you upgrade your new phone, you'll lose gmaps and you can't really downgrade

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    japanjapan Registered User regular
    I think I found Skyrim particularly jarring because I literally went straight from finishing Mass Effect 2 (which is quite narrow, but fairly deep) to Skyrim (which is extremely broad, but very shallow).

    Also Skyrim is starting to feel kind of oppressive because 99% of the time your interaction with the world is restricted to killing stuff. Fallout 3 had the same problem.

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    CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    Wow. Ultima IX is terrible. This is going to be a grueling game. Maybe I will play Ultima IV for a while after finding the fucking mayor who is hard to find despite there only being like five buildings in all of Britannia.

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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    kingdongs of analdongs

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