Hey all,
We're going to play a game. It's call "Oh holy hell, back in February I put my penis in a girl and now she's going to spawn more overlords".
Ordinarily I would try and be more clever and funny, but instead of getting that sleep everyone was recommending, instead I stayed up 'till 1am watching
Army of Darkness. At the time, it felt quite enjoyable, but I get the feeling I'll start paying for that decision soon.
Anyway, Jen's had a few complications in her pregnancy, so we're inducing 2 and a half weeks before due date to avoid the possibility of toxic build up in her blood stream from liver failure; not bad, but not exactly the usual standard practice, either. And it meant waking up at 6am.
Anyway, Jen is having a nap right now between check ups and there's not much to do. We've wandered around the hospital a couple times, caught a bite to eat at the coffee shop, listened to a blind guy play piano and now we're just chillin'. So I thought I'd post about it on the internet, but because I don't use facebook or twitter it's probably just as easy if I just put it all into a thread for people to follow along at home.
I have no idea how this is going to play out, how much online time I'll get, but hey, at least it'll be self contained in the one thread.
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That's unbelievably cool. Your new name is cool guy. Let's have sex.
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I hope little Blake is born without any complications.
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
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Satans..... hints.....
I don't think naming your kid Dickhead is a good move
(good luck Fishman!)
Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better
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bro
make her coke* douche** bro
chicks can't get pregnant if you coke douche after
*technically you are supposed to use diet pepsi for maximum effectiveness
** douching is accomplished by her standing upside down with a funnel in her vagina while you pour in the entire 2L bottle of pop
mostly me though
You tell me this now...
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
remember, as soon as you see the baby crowning, punch it right the head
establish dominance early
(I thought you were having a girl)
Satans..... hints.....
just fine
if you just don't feel you're ready to have a kid yet, push it back in
problem solved
way to procreate
Someday our children may meet! And I find the concept of that way cool!
congrats!
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Oh god I'm laughing so hard at this
Like, I have the hiccups now
I volunteer for breaching duty
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a girl?
what
Baby is playing 'let's make it difficult by moving as much as possible'.
wallhack
360 no scope penetration.
It sounds like squad extraction is going to be a bit harder though.
he's just displaying his excellent reflexes and dodging sonogram sound waves. like in the Matrix.
i'm saying that your baby is Neo.
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I dunno, sounds more like the baby is that stomach probe
Fishman is Trinity with that cyberpunk probe-extractor machine.
And you will be the first to die so others may enter
Yeah it's the reaction shots that kill ya
Holy hell, I love your av/sig/location combo, DWM. Magnificent.
Oh, and also, I'm hoping everything goes well for the baby, Fishman.