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    surrealitychecksurrealitycheck lonely, but not unloved dreaming of faulty keys and latchesRegistered User regular
    None of that made any fucking sense.

    Even if you read it start to finish, the whole series, it takes months and possibly years to work out exactly what the whole thing means to you.

    There's no single interpretation of The Inivisbles.

    its grant morrison, so theres always the question of how seriously you want to take his pretension

    He does try a little too hard to be profound, but that doesn't make him a hack.

    didnt say he was, but sometimes he is treated as though he cannot misfire

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    surrealitychecksurrealitycheck lonely, but not unloved dreaming of faulty keys and latchesRegistered User regular
    edited December 2012
    boobies

    surrealitycheck on
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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    1) tiffany's box off ebay
    2) cubic zirconia
    3) ???
    4) oral sex

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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    You're still doin good chu!

    School + Holidays are a bad time for weight loss

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    KEBKEB Registered User regular
    japan wrote: »
    KEB wrote: »
    I am indifferent re: shiny things

    Mostly I break or lose them

    It's concerning that you can break a solid chunk of mineral noted for it's hardness.

    Well no one's ever bought me DIAMONDS before :P

    But like ... bracelets and necklaces in general ... I break them

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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    my boss wouldn't let me leave work early for Katrina. (Jackson, MS). It came through as a strong Category 2. I drove home in weather I have never seen in my life, barely keeping my ford aerostar on the road, only to watch, maybe 15 minutes after I got home, an oak tree blow down on my house.

    So yeah, fuck bosses with no comprehension of bad weather and employee safety.

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    wanderingwandering Russia state-affiliated media Registered User regular
    Brown is a lovely color, it's the color of trees and nature and chocolate and 1970s interior decoration.

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    Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    oh this looks pretty

    *mouseover price shows $12,000*

    okayyy moving along then

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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    wandering wrote: »
    Brown is a lovely color, it's the color of trees and nature and chocolate and 1970s interior decoration.

    and poop

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    GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    every day im hustlin

    doot deet doot deet beep be beep be beep

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    AManFromEarthAManFromEarth Let's get to twerk! The King in the SwampRegistered User regular
    wandering wrote: »
    Brown is a lovely color, it's the color of trees and nature and chocolate and 1970s interior decoration.

    and poop
    1970s interior decoration

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    HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    KEB wrote: »
    japan wrote: »
    KEB wrote: »
    I am indifferent re: shiny things

    Mostly I break or lose them

    It's concerning that you can break a solid chunk of mineral noted for it's hardness.

    Well no one's ever bought me DIAMONDS before :P

    But like ... bracelets and necklaces in general ... I break them

    Diamonds are forever.
    Unless you give them to KEB.

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    KEBKEB Registered User regular
    edited December 2012
    @spool32

    Real talk

    I'm going for the long-term mindfuck here

    Building up your confidence re: the bluetooth headset

    Then tearing you down when you're at your most vulnerable
    It's all part of my plan
    Or is it?
    Maybe I'm just talking outta my ass!

    KEB on
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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    i'm p sure i have told my tiffany's story.

    1) buy girlfriend silver and pearl earrings for christmas
    2) have her cheat on you days before christmas
    3) stand in a target parking lot in the awful, biting snow for 30 minutes waiting for some dude to show up from craigslist
    4) the whole time you're standing there with the telltale aqua tiffany's bag
    5) passing women elbow their boyfriends and mutter 'why don't you ever get me things from tiffany's!' or 'she's a lucky girl :)'
    6) get paid for earrings by hillbilly
    7) use money to get drunk; cry

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    spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    1) tiffany's box off ebay
    2) cubic zirconia
    3) ???
    4) oral sex

    #3 is lie shamelessly.

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    KEB wrote: »
    @spool32

    Real talk

    I'm going for the long-term mindfuck here

    Building up your confidence re: the bluetooth headset

    Then tearing you down when you're at your most vulnerable
    It's all part of my plan
    Or is it?
    Maybe I'm just talking outta my ass!

    talkin out of your ass? i'm very interested in what you have to say, then

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    surrealitychecksurrealitycheck lonely, but not unloved dreaming of faulty keys and latchesRegistered User regular
    KEB wrote: »
    Or is it?
    Maybe I'm just talking outta my ass!

    ratemypoo.com has you covered keb

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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    spool32 wrote: »
    1) tiffany's box off ebay
    2) cubic zirconia
    3) ???
    4) oral sex

    #3 is lie shamelessly.

    isn't that every step of marriage?

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    Captain CarrotCaptain Carrot Alexandria, VARegistered User regular
    spool32 wrote: »
    Gooey wrote: »
    browsing the tiffany & co website

    i hear girls like shiny things rite

    "tiffany's blue" is highly correlated with oral sex

    OR SO I HEAR

    also correlated with "and I said what about breakfast at"

    oh wait, that's something else

    Yes i recall i think we both kinda liked it
    well, that's one thing we got

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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    chu I was going to make some joke about how the black peacoat would shift your graph to the left

    but I don't even remember how to do that so

    f((u)x) you

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    thank you nexy poo

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    Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    i'm p sure i have told my tiffany's story.

    1) buy girlfriend silver and pearl earrings for christmas
    2) have her cheat on you days before christmas
    3) stand in a target parking lot in the awful, biting snow for 30 minutes waiting for some dude to show up from craigslist
    4) the whole time you're standing there with the telltale aqua tiffany's bag
    5) passing women elbow their boyfriends and mutter 'why don't you ever get me things from tiffany's!' or 'she's a lucky girl :)'
    6) get paid for earrings by hillbilly
    7) use money to get drunk; cry

    :(

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    chu I was going to make some joke about how the black peacoat would shift your graph to the left

    but I don't even remember how to do that so

    f((u)x) you

    you trying to do a graph transformation joke on me bro? you trying to talk about how to shift the function of my massiveness x many units to the left?

    well i never

    i'm hurt

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    surrealitychecksurrealitycheck lonely, but not unloved dreaming of faulty keys and latchesRegistered User regular
    reason #123123 i would be the best girlfriend ever

    i dont like shiny objects unless they involve cheese, cheeseburger or vidya

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    KEBKEB Registered User regular
    Ok, avoiding TMI but

    I could get jewellery for oral sex?

    I have been getting shitty ROI in that regard in my life then

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    descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    Jacobkosh wrote:
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    thpoilerth:
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    Sometimes people are like "I don't like Quitely's art"

    And I'm like "Citizenship revoked"

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    chu I was going to make some joke about how the black peacoat would shift your graph to the left

    but I don't even remember how to do that so

    f((u)x) you

    f(x-1) ?

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited December 2012
    Gah, had quite the scare in the shower rinsing off just now. Doing my usual clean up when suddenly, oh god, there is a lump in my nut sack, there is a definite lump, oh jesus I can feel it I got the cancer but I am too young for this shit what?

    Take a look. Big old bug bite on my nuts. Sigh of relief...pause... god damn it I have a big old bug bite on my nuts.

    Inquisitor on
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    DeebaserDeebaser on my way to work in a suit and a tie Ahhhh...come on fucking guyRegistered User regular
    COMPANY doesnt have a cultural membership with the Intrepid Museum.

    IM GOING TO HAVE TO PAY ADMISSION TO A MUSEUM?????
    THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE!

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    HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    KEB wrote: »
    Ok, avoiding TMI but

    I could get jewellery for oral sex?

    I have been getting shitty ROI in that regard in my life then

    Only if pearl necklaces are your thing.
    I am going to hell.

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    KEB wrote: »
    Ok, avoiding TMI but

    I could get jewellery for oral sex?

    I have been getting shitty ROI in that regard in my life then

    the exchange rate is well known; it's posted daily alongside other global currencies

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    JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    None of that made any fucking sense.

    Even if you read it start to finish, the whole series, it takes months and possibly years to work out exactly what the whole thing means to you.

    There's no single interpretation of The Inivisbles.

    This. It's a shotgun blast of images and ideas and it explicitly comes out and tells you "hey, take from this what you want."

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    surrealitychecksurrealitycheck lonely, but not unloved dreaming of faulty keys and latchesRegistered User regular
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Gah, had quite the scare in the shower rinsing off just now. Doing my usual clean up when suddenly, oh god, there is a lump in my nut sack, there is a definite lump, oh jesus I can feel it I got the cancer but I am too young for this shit what?

    Take a look. Big old bug bite on my nuts. Sigh of relief...pause... god damn it I have a big old bug bite on my nuts.

    i have never touched my nut sack

    i have people for that

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    Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    typing "cool romantic gift ideas" into google

    all the top choices are articles like, 10 cheap romantic gift ideas

    and im all, I DONT WANT CHEAP I WANT EXPENSIVE MY WIFE HAS BEEN THROUGH HELL THIS YEAR

    but no one wants to write that article i guess

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    Solomaxwell6Solomaxwell6 Registered User regular
    @Arch

    I am a very serious man. I do not joke.

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Chanus wrote: »
    chu I was going to make some joke about how the black peacoat would shift your graph to the left

    but I don't even remember how to do that so

    f((u)x) you

    f(x-1) ?

    +1, actually

    f(x-a) is f(x) shifted a units rightward

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    KEBKEB Registered User regular
    Henroid wrote: »
    KEB wrote: »
    Ok, avoiding TMI but

    I could get jewellery for oral sex?

    I have been getting shitty ROI in that regard in my life then

    Only if pearl necklaces are your thing.
    I am going to hell.

    Yes you are :P
    Organichu wrote: »
    KEB wrote: »
    Ok, avoiding TMI but

    I could get jewellery for oral sex?

    I have been getting shitty ROI in that regard in my life then

    the exchange rate is well known; it's posted daily alongside other global currencies

    I need to pay more attention to the markets

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    JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    Organichu wrote: »
    i'm p sure i have told my tiffany's story.

    1) buy girlfriend silver and pearl earrings for christmas
    2) have her cheat on you days before christmas
    3) stand in a target parking lot in the awful, biting snow for 30 minutes waiting for some dude to show up from craigslist
    4) the whole time you're standing there with the telltale aqua tiffany's bag
    5) passing women elbow their boyfriends and mutter 'why don't you ever get me things from tiffany's!' or 'she's a lucky girl :)'
    6) get paid for earrings by hillbilly
    7) use money to get drunk; cry

    jesus christ chu D:

    this sounds like a Leonard Cohen song

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    chu I was going to make some joke about how the black peacoat would shift your graph to the left

    but I don't even remember how to do that so

    f((u)x) you

    f(x-1) ?

    +1, actually

    f(x-a) is f(x) shifted a units rightward

    Yeah, that's what I meant!

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    henroid the joke becomes creepy and sad when you apologize for it. if you're gonna make it just follow through like a boss, like it ain't no thing.

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