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  • BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    Either one guy is killing all these women in LA Noire or the writers made every homicide case incredibly similar.

  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    Guys I just want to let you know that the imgur plugin has changed my life and my image posting is only going to get worse.

    Blame hanatos

    I had no idea it existed.

    o thats why youre always posting reddit stuff

    no, I post reddit stuff because it makes awesomes fall from the sky.

  • ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    Thom has some competition in Russia.

    http://rt.com/news/romeo-juliet-love-story-365/

    And so, apparently, does Niall's mother in law

    fuck gendered marketing
  • KanaKana Registered User regular
    So I just woke up from a dream where I was reading a book that I hadn't previously known existed from some favorite author of mine.

    And through the whole thing I was like, oh man this is a pretty intriguing setup, it's really starting to get good

    And then the last scene is the girl leaving her room and outside of her room the rest of her house has changed to winter and she sees her mom sitting in the kitchen with a beer, looking like she's been crying, and the girl's like "whaaat's going on?" and her mom looks up.

    And then the book ends and I go, "OH GOD DAMNIT IT TURNED OUT TO BE A TRILOGY"

    And then I woke up

    fffuuuuuuuuu

    A trap is for fish: when you've got the fish, you can forget the trap. A snare is for rabbits: when you've got the rabbit, you can forget the snare. Words are for meaning: when you've got the meaning, you can forget the words.
  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    Tamin wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    Tamin wrote: »
    yes, geth, watch me all you like.

    I shall soon have cookies, and you won't.

    Robots have a gluten allergy and makes sure EVERYONE knows about it constantly, like a good little gluten allergic.

    it's funny you should bring up gluten allergies...

    Woodchuck is Gluten free

    is superior alcoholic beverage

  • ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    TL DR wrote: »
    This same dude, while I'm sitting around the fire with 30-ish people, walks over and says very directly "Hey. The hawk finds candy in the belltower. Tell him."

    And then proceeds to manage this game of telephone, shouting across the fire at people to keep it going and that they only get one shot. Had the effect of a bunch of disparate small groups suddenly becoming engaged with one another.

    This is a good man to know

    fuck gendered marketing
  • TaminTamin Registered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    Tamin wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    Tamin wrote: »
    yes, geth, watch me all you like.

    I shall soon have cookies, and you won't.

    Robots have a gluten allergy and makes sure EVERYONE knows about it constantly, like a good little gluten allergic.

    it's funny you should bring up gluten allergies...

    Woodchuck is Gluten free

    is superior alcoholic beverage

    Perhaps I shall pass that along to my friend and his wife.

    (they've been married almost three years, and it's still weird to write "his wife". Does that weirdness ever go away?)

  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    the existence of mall rats is weird to me

  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    help i can't stop farting

  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    Elldren wrote: »
    It is interesting how because Norway has mandatory service and no lower-ranking NCOs that sergeants are thought of in a similar vein as second lieutenants

    everything not a private or corporal is "befal" short for "befalingsmann" - man who commands

    fenrik, second lieutenant, are the lowest rank called officers but it's largely just a name.

    In my troop anyway, the sergeants and the fenriks were the people most directly running you. My section didn't even have a sergeant. The lieutenants were troop commanders and that was there the more admin bit started.

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  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    the existence of mall rats is weird to me

    I was in that movie

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BDoC8BhtUyo

  • EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator mod
    TehSpectre wrote: »
    Equilibrium's fatal flaw was
    Not making Sean Pertwee the big bad. I love that guy.

    Every time I see Sean Pertwee in a movie I wonder why that guy never got bigger roles.

    Seems he got typecast as the "charismatic guy that gets disposed of early in the scifi movie" role.

  • ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    Tamin wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    Tamin wrote: »
    yes, geth, watch me all you like.

    I shall soon have cookies, and you won't.

    Robots have a gluten allergy and makes sure EVERYONE knows about it constantly, like a good little gluten allergic.

    it's funny you should bring up gluten allergies...

    Woodchuck is Gluten free

    is superior alcoholic beverage

    eh

    there are better ciders

    but woodchuck is good

    fuck gendered marketing
  • ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    Tamin wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    Tamin wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    Tamin wrote: »
    yes, geth, watch me all you like.

    I shall soon have cookies, and you won't.

    Robots have a gluten allergy and makes sure EVERYONE knows about it constantly, like a good little gluten allergic.

    it's funny you should bring up gluten allergies...

    Woodchuck is Gluten free

    is superior alcoholic beverage

    Perhaps I shall pass that along to my friend and his wife.

    (they've been married almost three years, and it's still weird to write "his wife". Does that weirdness ever go away?)

    No

    fuck gendered marketing
  • wanderingwandering Russia state-affiliated media Registered User regular
    I liked that mini-episode of Avatar where the tomboy character Tosh is dragged to the spa and then has a great time and then plunges some catty women into a river.

    There aren't a lot of female TV writers and that episode was written by a woman and its a great story that I have hard time imagining coming from a man

    I feel the same way about the Firefly episode "Shindig"

    In conclusion there should be more female writers/directors

  • japanjapan Registered User regular
    Tav wrote: »
    japan wrote: »
    :whistle:I BET THAT YOU'D LOOK GOOD ON THE DANCEFLOOR:whistle:

    it's a shame their last two albums are pretty awful

    I pretty much only really like that song.

    It's one of those rare tracks where live versions invariably sound better than anything studio recorded.

  • BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    help i can't stop farting

    You have just over an hour to do so!

  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    your face is a better cider

    ...

    because it's rotten apples.

  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited February 2013
    although most of the second lieutenants never went to the war school, they were just sergeants with a promotion.

    We had The Cadet who was a second lieutenant fresh out of the war school who was to take over after my lieutenant. He was really the only "officer" second lieutenant I can remember.

    I don't even remember his name because he just was "the Cadet" even when he was a lieutenant and my troop commander.

    Abdhyius on
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  • TaminTamin Registered User regular
    where did "duh" come from, anyway?

  • EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator mod
    edited February 2013
    Man, that horse meat story. Some guy here in Sweden is outraged because he wasn't allowed to buy the food with horse meat... so he could give it to the poor.

    "We don't know how this meat was produced and it might be shot full of steroids and horse medicine and shit that's harmful to humans. We can't sell it because of that. Let's feed it to the poor!"

    Echo on
  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    Echo wrote: »
    Man, that horse meat story. Some guy here in Sweden is outraged because he wasn't allowed to buy the food with horse meat... so he could give it to the poor.

    "We don't know how this meat was produced and it might be shot full of steroids and horse medicine and shit that's harmful to humans. We can't sell it because of that. Let's feed it to the poor!"

    We'd also have to give the homeless microwaves so they could heat up their ready meals. It's a logistical nightmare.

    Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    Echo wrote: »
    Man, that horse meat story. Some guy here in Sweden is outraged because he wasn't allowed to buy the food with horse meat... so he could give it to the poor.

    "We don't know how this meat was produced and it might be shot full of steroids and horse medicine and shit that's harmful to humans. We can't sell it because of that. Let's feed it to the poor!"

    We'd also have to give the homeless microwaves so they could heat up their ready meals. It's a logistical nightmare.

    maybe they could finally put their inexplicably-always-lit oil drums with burning trash to some use

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  • WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    Afternoon [chat]

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  • japanjapan Registered User regular
    Echo wrote: »
    Man, that horse meat story. Some guy here in Sweden is outraged because he wasn't allowed to buy the food with horse meat... so he could give it to the poor.

    "We don't know how this meat was produced and it might be shot full of steroids and horse medicine and shit that's harmful to humans. We can't sell it because of that. Let's feed it to the poor!"

    The Food Standards Agency here had a bit of difficulty with that too. Soon after the story broke they went on record as saying it was safe to consume, until it was pointed out that given the provenance of the meat is entirely unknown, they might want to rethink that position somewhat.

  • Loren MichaelLoren Michael Registered User regular
    I have a gamine addiction.

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  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    I'm sure the homeless could bring it home and cook it after walking back to their benz parked 3 blocks over.

  • surrealitychecksurrealitycheck lonely, but not unloved dreaming of faulty keys and latchesRegistered User regular
    i have a pensi addiction

    :(

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  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Shooter breakdown (people who shot you):
    Evil Multifarious (10)
    Gooey (9)
    visiblehowl (8)
    BeNarwhal (7)
    skippydumptruck (7)

    damn

    y'all on my nuts

    @Evil Multifarious
    @gooey
    @visiblehowl
    @benarwhal
    @skippydumptruck

  • TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    I tried, Chu.

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    I tried.

  • KanaKana Registered User regular
    japan wrote: »
    Echo wrote: »
    Man, that horse meat story. Some guy here in Sweden is outraged because he wasn't allowed to buy the food with horse meat... so he could give it to the poor.

    "We don't know how this meat was produced and it might be shot full of steroids and horse medicine and shit that's harmful to humans. We can't sell it because of that. Let's feed it to the poor!"

    The Food Standards Agency here had a bit of difficulty with that too. Soon after the story broke they went on record as saying it was safe to consume, until it was pointed out that given the provenance of the meat is entirely unknown, they might want to rethink that position somewhat.

    Considering how many drugs cattle is jacked up on, I think the horse might actually be safer

    A trap is for fish: when you've got the fish, you can forget the trap. A snare is for rabbits: when you've got the rabbit, you can forget the snare. Words are for meaning: when you've got the meaning, you can forget the words.
  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    I shot once and got hit 25 times.

    most frigid ice queen, from coldest land

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  • BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    edited February 2013
    Organichu wrote: »
    Shooter breakdown (people who shot you):
    Evil Multifarious (10)
    Gooey (9)
    visiblehowl (8)
    BeNarwhal (7)
    skippydumptruck (7)

    damn

    y'all on my nuts

    "Evil Multifarious"
    gooey
    visiblehowl
    benarwhal
    skippydumptruck

    To be fair

    I fired 160 arrows in total!

    And I wanted to guarantee writing you a letter (though by now I've forgotten what I wrote)

    And my average ratio arrow fired : letter was 1:10

    So, yeah

    I want(ed) that D

    BeNarwhal on
  • TaminTamin Registered User regular
    heh, quid tried three times to catch me before one worked

    Quid (3)
    Mojo_Jojo (2)
    Sir Carcass (1)
    bobwoco (1)
    saint2e (1)
    Darmak (1)
    Atomic Ross (1)
    Silas Brown (1)
    Drovek (1)

    Surprised to see Atomic Ross; I guess because we've met once. I don't think we've interacted all that much otherwise.

  • AManFromEarthAManFromEarth Let's get to twerk! The King in the SwampRegistered User regular
    bleedity boop

    i have determined that this afternoon willbe better

    or god help me i will burn february to the ground

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  • MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    I think @cptrugged wants the d. ;)

    Shooter breakdown (people who shot you):
    cptrugged (5)
    Corehealer (4)
    Elldren (3)
    Captain Carrot (3)
    AManFromEarth (3)
    MentalExercise (2)
    HappylilElf (1)
    wazilla (1)
    tzeentchling (1)
    The Anonymous (1)
    desc (1)

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  • IcyLiquidIcyLiquid Two Steaks Montreal, QuebecAdministrator, Vanilla Staff vanilla
    ITT: people read way too much into arrow hits

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