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I Think I Might Be a Ghost.

MeldingMelding Registered User regular
Lately, due to my recent isolation, i've been questioning my existence.

I've become more emotionally with drawn, when in public unless i am moving something no one acknowledges my presence, and I'm fairly sure I've walked through a closed door. It might have been the wind closing it behind me however.

The constant wailing is new as well, and I can no longer enter the den.

But the real eye opener, is I fucking love Dubstep.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LXO-jKksQkM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NKTpWi5itOM


So, anyway if someone could help with out this this, I can't promise I won't try to kill or possess you, I'd be grateful.

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    StericaSterica Yes Registered User, Moderator mod
    Am I the only one getting this weird glitch where new threads pop up without a user?

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    SanderJKSanderJK Crocodylus Pontifex Sinterklasicus Madrid, 3000 ADRegistered User regular
    Can you still eat? Because as I understand it ghosts can't eat.

    Also have you been busted yet?

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    Lord DaveLord Dave Grief Causer Bitch Free ZoneRegistered User regular
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    HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    If we're talking about pallor, I am most definitely a ghost. It's a serious problem.

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    You're obviously not a ghost because ghosts aren't real

    I'd say you're definitely a ghoul, though.

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    Sir PlatypusSir Platypus Registered User regular
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    WheatBun01WheatBun01 Face It, Tiger Registered User regular
    what was that spooky noise??

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    MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    #pipe wrote: »
    You're obviously not a ghost because ghosts aren't real

    I'd say you're definitely a ghoul, though.

    Oh, you eat one corpse naked during a new moon, and suddenly you're a monster!

    I see how it is Pipe!

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    Death of RatsDeath of Rats Registered User regular
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    JoeUserJoeUser Forum Santa Registered User regular
    How are your EMF levels?

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    SanderJKSanderJK Crocodylus Pontifex Sinterklasicus Madrid, 3000 ADRegistered User regular
    Also ghosts are mentioned in this thread which pretty much requires this:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jiH1wNmZTII

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    Melding wrote: »
    #pipe wrote: »
    You're obviously not a ghost because ghosts aren't real

    I'd say you're definitely a ghoul, though.

    Oh, you eat one corpse naked during a new moon, and suddenly you're a monster!

    I see how it is Pipe!

    don't tread on me

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    MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    SanderJK wrote: »
    Can you still eat? Because as I understand it ghosts can't eat.

    Also have you been busted yet?

    I can eat, but as a former expert ont his kind of thing, that's not really a tell.

    I remain unbusted however, If you know a number I could contact to fix this that would be great. I don't want to haunt this place.

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    LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    there are currently more people alive on the planet than have ever lived throughout history. Ghosts are in the minority, and I'm not afraid of them.

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    nukanuka What are circles? Registered User regular
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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    I've never seen ghosts as a threat. aliens, though, who knows with those guys

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    XehalusXehalus Registered User regular
    so is this the electronica thread I've always wanted ghost problems thread



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    Theodore FlooseveltTheodore Floosevelt proud parent of eight beautiful girls and shalmelo dorne (which is currently being ruled by a woman (awesome role model for my daughters)) #dornedadRegistered User regular
    #pipe wrote: »
    You're obviously not a ghost because ghosts aren't real

    I'd say you're definitely a ghoul, though.

    i love ghouls

    funny little green ghouls

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    SanderJKSanderJK Crocodylus Pontifex Sinterklasicus Madrid, 3000 ADRegistered User regular
    Melding wrote: »
    SanderJK wrote: »
    Can you still eat? Because as I understand it ghosts can't eat.

    Also have you been busted yet?

    I can eat, but as a former expert ont his kind of thing, that's not really a tell.

    I remain unbusted however, If you know a number I could contact to fix this that would be great. I don't want to haunt this place.

    I tried calling the old crew, but I got some dude babbling about Bill Murray having moved on with his life.
    Anyone know how to contact the Real Ghostbusters?

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    MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    Langly wrote: »
    there are currently more people alive on the planet than have ever lived throughout history. Ghosts are in the minority, and I'm not afraid of them.

    Die living scum.

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Absolutely NO Patrick Swayzeing in this thread

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    I claim Zeddemore!

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    Theodore FlooseveltTheodore Floosevelt proud parent of eight beautiful girls and shalmelo dorne (which is currently being ruled by a woman (awesome role model for my daughters)) #dornedadRegistered User regular
    Melding wrote: »
    Langly wrote: »
    there are currently more people alive on the planet than have ever lived throughout history. Ghosts are in the minority, and I'm not afraid of them.

    Die living scum.

    so nouveau mort

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    SCREECH OF THE FARGSCREECH OF THE FARG #1 PARROTHEAD margaritavilleRegistered User regular
    if you die on a rocket ship are you then a space ghost

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    MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    SanderJK wrote: »
    Melding wrote: »
    SanderJK wrote: »
    Can you still eat? Because as I understand it ghosts can't eat.

    Also have you been busted yet?

    I can eat, but as a former expert ont his kind of thing, that's not really a tell.

    I remain unbusted however, If you know a number I could contact to fix this that would be great. I don't want to haunt this place.

    I tried calling the old crew, but I got some dude babbling about Bill Murray having moved on with his life.
    Anyone know how to contact the Real Ghostbusters?

    yeah, but Lorenzo Music died so you'd have to get Dave Coulier, and do you really want to do that?

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    Lord DaveLord Dave Grief Causer Bitch Free ZoneRegistered User regular
    Langly wrote: »
    there are currently more people alive on the planet than have ever lived throughout history. Ghosts are in the minority, and I'm not afraid of them.

    That's not a true fact!
    The ghosts are lying to you to lull you into a false sense of security.

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    XehalusXehalus Registered User regular
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    PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    edited May 2013
    Anyone having a ghost problem

    My great-granduncle was an exorcist, I think that qualifies me to take care of it

    Platy on
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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
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    SwillSwill Registered User regular
    Spooky........... ...........

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    JayKaosJayKaos Registered User regular
    Yeah there's no way that's true. There's more people alive now than were at any one point in history, but not the sum total off all the people who have ever lived.

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    PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    Some of my crazier relatives had a room exorcised by Capuchin friars a few years ago

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    MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    nuka wrote: »

    this is alright, it's no DMX vs Ghostbusters though.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJMoo6cX4nE

    NSFW: explicit lyrics.

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    SegSeg Registered User regular
    Langly wrote: »
    there are currently more people alive on the planet than have ever lived throughout history. Ghosts are in the minority, and I'm not afraid of them.

    I remember being told that as a kid and having a real hard time believing it.

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
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    LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    Lord Dave wrote: »
    Langly wrote: »
    there are currently more people alive on the planet than have ever lived throughout history. Ghosts are in the minority, and I'm not afraid of them.

    That's not a true fact!
    The ghosts are lying to you to lull you into a false sense of security.

    i don't think Josh Ritter, artist and holder of a college degree in "American History Through Narrative Folk Music," would steer me wrong about science, dave.

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    cabsycabsy the fattest rainbow unicorn Registered User regular
    Some of my crazier relatives had a room exorcised by Capuchin friars a few years ago

    I thought you meant a herd of monkeys in friar costumes and I was pretty sure your relatives were really extra special crazy

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    crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
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    LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    After looking this up, the estimate is that roughly 150 billion people have lived and died since an estimated 50,000 BC, one of the things contributing to this number being the extremely high infant mortality rate, which what's a baby ghost going to do, they don't even count.

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    Old Red InkOld Red Ink Registered User regular
    JayKaos wrote: »
    Yeah there's no way that's true. There's more people alive now than were at any one point in history, but not the sum total off all the people who have ever lived.

    I think the current world population is something like 5% of the total number of people who ever lived. And that's a fact that I half-remember reading on Wikipedia a few years ago, so it's almost certainly true!

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