Some STI's will stay with you for a very long time. I don't know which one this was, but the case of herpes has just been raised; that can recur again and again. I don't think you should make a decision about this fat girl unless you know the disease's identity.
Plus it sounds like it will rapidly cause sterility. No-one wants that unless they've already had a lot of kids.
here's a good excuse - fat pimply nerds have no right to be picky
oh right
man I always forget
not being one, you see
In addition, I think I'd go this far - I'd rather have crotchrot that I got from some slut than have no crotchrot and be a huge virgin. Antibiotics'll clear that right up, but at least you got some in the first place.
Here's the deal:
1. I am not a fat pimply nerd
2. I was not a virgin at the time
3. I had no interest in this girl because of:
a. her large girth
b. her loose moral standards
c. her wanton sexual escipades with several partners
So there ya go. I don't want to say "Quality over Quantity."
But for fucks sake man, how about some standards????
I think it's pretty apparent that Wise_a just wants to get a rise out of you. No-one could seriously be advocating unpleasant sex that will culminate in sterility and serious discomfort. It would be far better to maintain one's virginity. Just keep on wanking. Safe as houses.
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Zebes I think you should just smoke a whole bunch of marijuana
I think it's pretty apparent that Wise_a just wants to get a rise out of you. No-one could seriously be advocating unpleasant sex that will culminate in sterility and serious discomfort. It would be far better to maintain one's virginity. Just keep on wanking. Safe as houses.
It's no big deal, theres no rise to get out of me
(make ED joke here)
In other news: "Safe as houses" ????
I've never heard this before, is it some cool Southern Australia saying? or am i just out of the loop?
I think it's pretty apparent that Wise_a just wants to get a rise out of you. No-one could seriously be advocating unpleasant sex that will culminate in sterility and serious discomfort. It would be far better to maintain one's virginity. Just keep on wanking. Safe as houses.
I think it's pretty apparent that Wise_a just wants to get a rise out of you. No-one could seriously be advocating unpleasant sex that will culminate in sterility and serious discomfort. It would be far better to maintain one's virginity. Just keep on wanking. Safe as houses.
MASTURBATION EQUALS VIOLENCE! How can any honest person believe otherwise in the face of the overwhelming evidence presented here? The one thing that the authors of these messages have in common, other than the fact that they are all seething powderkegs of homicidal fury, is that they all MASTURBATE!
I think it's pretty apparent that Wise_a just wants to get a rise out of you. No-one could seriously be advocating unpleasant sex that will culminate in sterility and serious discomfort. It would be far better to maintain one's virginity. Just keep on wanking. Safe as houses.
Myth: Masturbation is a "Victimless Crime."
Reality: Theological experts on Masturbation have come to the conclusion that Masturbation is what is known as a "gateway" sin. This means that Masturbation leads to more serious offenses. In fact, practically all rapists, Sodomites, child molesters and pornography addicts started out as Masturbators.
here's a good excuse - fat pimply nerds have no right to be picky
oh right
man I always forget
not being one, you see
In addition, I think I'd go this far - I'd rather have crotchrot that I got from some slut than have no crotchrot and be a huge virgin. Antibiotics'll clear that right up, but at least you got some in the first place.
Here's the deal:
1. I am not a fat pimply nerd
2. I was not a virgin at the time
3. I had no interest in this girl because of:
a. her large girth
b. her loose moral standards
c. her wanton sexual escipades with several partners
So there ya go. I don't want to say "Quality over Quantity."
But for fucks sake man, how about some standards????
I'll take it to the grave - there's nothing like a good bang.
Seriously. Guys. Seriously. It's not that hard. If you want sex, you sex up a girl. And if the girls you want to sex up aren't interested, get a clue and find another girl to sex up until she comes around. Maybe she will and maybe she won't but by god, don't chase on solo.
Really. If a woman wants to sex you up, she will. She's not going to sex you up because you were the royal white knight and waited for her on your heroic stead of loyalty. It's because... She wants to sex you up, period, game over.
Or you could go the Tube way and just chloroform her. Course that's just the very sad desperate lonely way to go and we all know everyone is better than that.
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Plus it sounds like it will rapidly cause sterility. No-one wants that unless they've already had a lot of kids.
no fat bitches
it is not a hard concept
Here's the deal:
1. I am not a fat pimply nerd
2. I was not a virgin at the time
3. I had no interest in this girl because of:
a. her large girth
b. her loose moral standards
c. her wanton sexual escipades with several partners
So there ya go. I don't want to say "Quality over Quantity."
But for fucks sake man, how about some standards????
that's the way to live life
I like the way you think Skull Man
Maybe get a little reefer madness
It's no big deal, theres no rise to get out of me
(make ED joke here)
In other news: "Safe as houses" ????
I've never heard this before, is it some cool Southern Australia saying? or am i just out of the loop?
I think this warrants me relinking something that was in another thread in here, http://www.truechristian.com/masturbation.html.
Safe, OR IS IT ?!?
The graph at the bottom rules.
Damn, that's one ugly idiom dictionary.
That graph is awesome!!
Where does he get his unbiased research?
Fucking hell.
Reality: Theological experts on Masturbation have come to the conclusion that Masturbation is what is known as a "gateway" sin. This means that Masturbation leads to more serious offenses. In fact, practically all rapists, Sodomites, child molesters and pornography addicts started out as Masturbators.
http://www.archive.org/stream/boys_beware/boys_beware_256kb.mp4
Homicidal Maniac: Hmmm... should I go kill a dozen people at McDonalds, or stay home and jerk it?
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This is friggin horrible!!!!
Could they have found some more deviant looking people to play the gays guys?
I wouldnt have trusted that first guy to watch my dog, much less "take me fishing"
I do love the flute solo all the through the peice though. Really accentuates the danger
I'll take it to the grave - there's nothing like a good bang.
ROBIN FALLS
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Really. If a woman wants to sex you up, she will. She's not going to sex you up because you were the royal white knight and waited for her on your heroic stead of loyalty. It's because... She wants to sex you up, period, game over.
Or you could go the Tube way and just chloroform her. Course that's just the very sad desperate lonely way to go and we all know everyone is better than that.
grug!
Give her a bunny vibrator for a present and she will love you forever.
You man up and enjoy it because when you're older the equipment might not work as well.
hey homeguy. have you been away for a while?
ROBIN FALLS
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Almost a year...
What happened?
ROBIN FALLS
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Quick sum up: Lost my job, 3 months unemployed, found new job, tons of work to do.
ROBIN FALLS
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I'll never be able to spend as much time here again as I used to. But I think I'll at least show up regulary to make fun of you guys...