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  • LaOsLaOs SaskatoonRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Shinto wrote: »
    My college doesn't take labor day off.

    I feel like I want some Teamsters with crow bars to smash up the place on behalf of the Labor movement.

    When is Labour Day in the US? Does it match up to Labour Day in Canada?

    LaOs on
  • MalkorMalkor Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    LaOs wrote: »
    Shinto wrote: »
    My college doesn't take labor day off.

    I feel like I want some Teamsters with crow bars to smash up the place on behalf of the Labor movement.

    When is Labour Day in the US? Does it match up to Labour Day in Canada?

    First off, it's labor m8, but I think it's the first Monday of September for both of us I guess.

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  • LaOsLaOs SaskatoonRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Malkor wrote: »
    LaOs wrote: »
    Shinto wrote: »
    My college doesn't take labor day off.

    I feel like I want some Teamsters with crow bars to smash up the place on behalf of the Labor movement.

    When is Labour Day in the US? Does it match up to Labour Day in Canada?

    First off, it's labor m8, but I think it's the first Monday of September for both of us I guess.

    Well, at least you got the date right.

    LaOs on
  • edited August 2007
    Man, guys. So, the other day, I'm walking around campus and this girl walks by me, and she told me with her eyes to take off my pants, dudes.

    We were just walking past each other on our way to classes, but I feel like I should have stopped and said something. Or maybe taken off my pants. What's the proper course of action in such a scenario?

    sdrawkcaB emaN on
  • EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator mod
    edited August 2007
    Statement: Remove your pants and reveal your fleshy appendage, meatbag.

    Echo on
  • stiliststilist Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Aemilius wrote: »
    Man, guys. So, the other day, I'm walking around campus and this girl walks by me, and she told me to take off my pants with her eyes, dudes.

    We were just walking past each other on our way to classes, but I feel like I should have stopped and said something. Or maybe taken off my pants. What's the proper course of action in such a scenario?
    It’s the beard, man. I guess you could’ve done a pelvic thrust.

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  • MalkorMalkor Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Aemilius wrote: »
    Man, guys. So, the other day, I'm walking around campus and this girl walks by me, and she told me to take off my pants with her eyes, dudes.

    We were just walking past each other on our way to classes, but I feel like I should have stopped and said something. Or maybe taken off my pants. What's the proper course of action in such a scenario?

    Next time you see her smile and say 'Hi'. Repeat this until she either says 'hi' back or gives you an acquaintence wave. Follow up by conversing with her. Don't be creepy about it.

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  • edited August 2007
    stilist wrote: »
    Aemilius wrote: »
    Man, guys. So, the other day, I'm walking around campus and this girl walks by me, and she told me to take off my pants with her eyes, dudes.

    We were just walking past each other on our way to classes, but I feel like I should have stopped and said something. Or maybe taken off my pants. What's the proper course of action in such a scenario?
    It’s the beard, man. I guess you could’ve done a pelvic thrust.

    Dude, I totally don't have a beard anymore. Check my facebook, Jordan Cole. I'm workin' some hot stubble though. I'm like a lumberjack. Except even sexier.

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  • edited August 2007
    Echo wrote: »
    Statement: Remove your pants and reveal your fleshy appendage, meatbag.

    Girl advice from the guy who's sure he has Aspergers...how can I lose?

    sdrawkcaB emaN on
  • stiliststilist Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
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  • DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2007
    Aemilius wrote: »
    Man, guys. So, the other day, I'm walking around campus and this girl walks by me, and she told me to take off my pants with her eyes, dudes.

    We were just walking past each other on our way to classes, but I feel like I should have stopped and said something. Or maybe taken off my pants. What's the proper course of action in such a scenario?
    Seek medical attention for being delusional.

    Dynagrip on
  • EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator mod
    edited August 2007
    Aemilius wrote: »
    Echo wrote: »
    Statement: Remove your pants and reveal your fleshy appendage, meatbag.
    Girl advice from the guy who's sure he has Aspergers...how can I lose?

    Actually, I'm just near-Aspergers. Got it on paper. :P

    Echo on
  • HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Echo wrote: »
    Statement: Remove your pants and reveal your fleshy appendage, meatbag.

    I can't discern whether you're HK or Aaron. :P

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  • Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Echo wrote: »
    Aemilius wrote: »
    Echo wrote: »
    Statement: Remove your pants and reveal your fleshy appendage, meatbag.
    Girl advice from the guy who's sure he has Aspergers...how can I lose?

    Actually, I'm just near-Aspergers. Got it on paper. :P
    :winky:

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  • edited August 2007
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    Aemilius wrote: »
    Man, guys. So, the other day, I'm walking around campus and this girl walks by me, and she told me to take off my pants with her eyes, dudes.

    We were just walking past each other on our way to classes, but I feel like I should have stopped and said something. Or maybe taken off my pants. What's the proper course of action in such a scenario?
    Seek medical attention for being delusional.

    :cry:

    What did I ever to do you, Dyna?

    ...Oh.

    Right. Well, carry on then.

    sdrawkcaB emaN on
  • edited August 2007
    Echo wrote: »
    Aemilius wrote: »
    Echo wrote: »
    Statement: Remove your pants and reveal your fleshy appendage, meatbag.
    Girl advice from the guy who's sure he has Aspergers...how can I lose?

    Actually, I'm just near-Aspergers. Got it on paper. :P

    See, that's almost worse, because now you don't have a medical excuse.

    "Hey, let's have sex!"

    "What the hell is wrong with you?"

    "Aspergers. It's a serious disorder. Thanks for ridiculing it, though."

    "Ohmygosh. I'm so sorry. If we had sex would that make it up to you?"

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  • LaOsLaOs SaskatoonRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    stilist wrote: »
    showerob7.jpg

    Man, that's cold!

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  • LaOsLaOs SaskatoonRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Aemilius wrote: »
    Echo wrote: »
    Statement: Remove your pants and reveal your fleshy appendage, meatbag.

    Girl advice from the guy who's sure he has Aspergers...how can I lose?

    His advice is sound. Just say Hi next time you cross paths. Repeat until she says it back. Repeat exchanging greetings until conversation starts. Pretty simple stuff.

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  • LeitnerLeitner Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Aemilius wrote: »
    Echo wrote: »
    Aemilius wrote: »
    Echo wrote: »
    Statement: Remove your pants and reveal your fleshy appendage, meatbag.
    Girl advice from the guy who's sure he has Aspergers...how can I lose?

    Actually, I'm just near-Aspergers. Got it on paper. :P

    See, that's almost worse, because now you don't have a medical excuse.

    "Hey, let's have sex!"

    "What the hell is wrong with you?"

    "Aspergers. It's a serious disorder. Thanks for ridiculing it, though."

    "Ohmygosh. I'm so sorry. If we had sex would that make it up to you?"

    Very few think aspergers is a serious condition even now, I don't see much changing between the two diagnoses.

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  • Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Keeping a happy girlfriend for an entire day is kinda hard. If she was a sim, I would probably look hard for the "free will" function.

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  • edited August 2007
    Keeping a happy girlfriend for an entire day is kinda hard. If she was a sim, I would probably look hard for the "free will" function.

    To turn it on or off?

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  • DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2007
    Aemilius wrote: »
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    Aemilius wrote: »
    Man, guys. So, the other day, I'm walking around campus and this girl walks by me, and she told me to take off my pants with her eyes, dudes.

    We were just walking past each other on our way to classes, but I feel like I should have stopped and said something. Or maybe taken off my pants. What's the proper course of action in such a scenario?
    Seek medical attention for being delusional.

    :cry:

    What did I ever to do you, Dyna?

    ...Oh.

    Right. Well, carry on then.
    I believe in a First Strike policy.

    Dynagrip on
  • edited August 2007
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    Aemilius wrote: »
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    Aemilius wrote: »
    Man, guys. So, the other day, I'm walking around campus and this girl walks by me, and she told me to take off my pants with her eyes, dudes.

    We were just walking past each other on our way to classes, but I feel like I should have stopped and said something. Or maybe taken off my pants. What's the proper course of action in such a scenario?
    Seek medical attention for being delusional.

    :cry:

    What did I ever to do you, Dyna?

    ...Oh.

    Right. Well, carry on then.
    I believe in a First Strike policy.

    Damn right you do. :winky:

    sdrawkcaB emaN on
  • evilbobevilbob Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    So I've gotten home drunk and I have a shitload of work to do by the end of tomorrow. I can either sober up and work now, or go to sleep and work in the morning. I have a feeling I'm fucked either way.

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  • Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Aemilius wrote: »
    Keeping a happy girlfriend for an entire day is kinda hard. If she was a sim, I would probably look hard for the "free will" function.

    To turn it on or off?

    Probably keep it on, but I would seriously consider turning it off for a day.

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  • Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    evilbob wrote: »
    So I've gotten home drunk and I have a shitload of work to do by the end of tomorrow. I can either sober up and work now, or go to sleep and work in the morning. I have a feeling I'm fucked either way.

    What do you have to do? That has serious weight here.

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  • RichyRichy Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Aemilius wrote: »
    Man, guys. So, the other day, I'm walking around campus and this girl walks by me, and she told me to take off my pants with her eyes, dudes.

    We were just walking past each other on our way to classes, but I feel like I should have stopped and said something. Or maybe taken off my pants. What's the proper course of action in such a scenario?
    How? Does she close an eyelid on your zipper and pull it down? Then... how do you undo the button with your eyes? Man, taking off your pants with her eyes sounds horribly painful.

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  • evilbobevilbob Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    evilbob wrote: »
    So I've gotten home drunk and I have a shitload of work to do by the end of tomorrow. I can either sober up and work now, or go to sleep and work in the morning. I have a feeling I'm fucked either way.

    What do you have to do? That has serious weight here.
    A vibrations assignment, an auto control assignment and a mechatronics assignment.

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  • edited August 2007
    Richy wrote: »
    Aemilius wrote: »
    Man, guys. So, the other day, I'm walking around campus and this girl walks by me, and she told me to take off my pants with her eyes, dudes.

    We were just walking past each other on our way to classes, but I feel like I should have stopped and said something. Or maybe taken off my pants. What's the proper course of action in such a scenario?
    How? Does she close an eyelid on your zipper and pull it down? Then... how do you undo the button with your eyes? Man, taking off your pants with her eyes sounds horribly painful.

    You fail at literalism.

    sdrawkcaB emaN on
  • evilbobevilbob Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I'm gonna go microwave a pizza before I decide what to do.

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  • MalkorMalkor Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    evilbob wrote: »
    I'm gonna go microwave a pizza before I decide what to do.

    There ya go bub, keep procrastinating.

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  • JansonJanson Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Keeping a happy girlfriend for an entire day is kinda hard. If she was a sim, I would probably look hard for the "free will" function.

    What on earth do you do?

    Or do you just pick moody women or something?

    Janson on
  • LaOsLaOs SaskatoonRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Richy wrote: »
    Aemilius wrote: »
    Man, guys. So, the other day, I'm walking around campus and this girl walks by me, and she told me to take off my pants with her eyes, dudes.

    We were just walking past each other on our way to classes, but I feel like I should have stopped and said something. Or maybe taken off my pants. What's the proper course of action in such a scenario?
    How? Does she close an eyelid on your zipper and pull it down? Then... how do you undo the button with your eyes? Man, taking off your pants with her eyes sounds horribly painful.

    Maybe that's why you have such difficulty with the ladies, Richy.

    LaOs on
  • LaOsLaOs SaskatoonRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Aemilius wrote: »
    Richy wrote: »
    Aemilius wrote: »
    Man, guys. So, the other day, I'm walking around campus and this girl walks by me, and she told me to take off my pants with her eyes, dudes.

    We were just walking past each other on our way to classes, but I feel like I should have stopped and said something. Or maybe taken off my pants. What's the proper course of action in such a scenario?
    How? Does she close an eyelid on your zipper and pull it down? Then... how do you undo the button with your eyes? Man, taking off your pants with her eyes sounds horribly painful.

    You fail at literalism.

    You fail at grammar and clarity.

    LaOs on
  • LaOsLaOs SaskatoonRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    evilbob wrote: »
    I'm gonna go microwave a pizza before I decide what to do.

    Sounds like a good plan to me. That could be because I'm hungry now, though.

    [Edit]
    Oops! Three in a row. Time to work a bit more...

    LaOs on
  • stiliststilist Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    evilbob wrote: »
    evilbob wrote: »
    So I've gotten home drunk and I have a shitload of work to do by the end of tomorrow. I can either sober up and work now, or go to sleep and work in the morning. I have a feeling I'm fucked either way.
    What do you have to do? That has serious weight here.
    A vibrations assignment, an auto control assignment and a mechatronics assignment.
    So you’re a teledildonics researcher.

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  • electricitylikesmeelectricitylikesme Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I was going to go to bed but I feel I need to stop fuming over that article The Great Iraq Swindle first.

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  • stiliststilist Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Cherry cough-drops have a vile aftertaste, reminiscent of cherries.

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  • edited August 2007
    LaOs wrote: »
    Aemilius wrote: »
    Richy wrote: »
    Aemilius wrote: »
    Man, guys. So, the other day, I'm walking around campus and this girl walks by me, and she told me with her eyes to take off my pants, dudes.

    We were just walking past each other on our way to classes, but I feel like I should have stopped and said something. Or maybe taken off my pants. What's the proper course of action in such a scenario?
    How? Does she close an eyelid on your zipper and pull it down? Then... how do you undo the button with your eyes? Man, taking off your pants with her eyes sounds horribly painful.

    You fail at literalism.

    You fail at grammar and clarity.

    How is "She told me" grammatically incorrect, or unclear?

    -20 Snark points for the both of you. See me after class.

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  • Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Janson wrote: »
    Keeping a happy girlfriend for an entire day is kinda hard. If she was a sim, I would probably look hard for the "free will" function.

    What on earth do you do?

    Or do you just pick moody women or something?

    Nah. She just has a broken sarcasm detector.

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