Back when I first started drinking we had a big house party to celebrate our new found love of drinking. One of my friends ended up taking a girl upstairs and returned about tnem inutes later on a mission to try and find some condoms. I was chatting to a couple of other friends when he appeared behind them and asked if anybody happened to have one. In one of the best examples of wit I've seen come from a sixteen year old's mouth, one of the guys I was chatting to turns to him and says,
"Use the fucking rhythm method, retard"
It was genius. And the memory still makes me laugh today.
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Back when I first started drinking we had a big house party to celebrate our new found love of drinking. One of my friends ended up taking a girl upstairs and returned about tnem inutes later on a mission to try and find some condoms. I was chatting to a couple of other friends when he appeared behind them and asked if anybody happened to have one. In one of the best examples of wit I've seen come from a sixteen year old's mouth, one of the guys I was chatting to turns to him and says,
"Use the fucking rhythm method, retard"
It was genius. And the memory still makes me laugh today.
Easy fix, really: stop excluslively targeting those ones who have some semblance of self-esteem.
I find it more satisfying if I take the girls that have decent self esteem and break down their will to live and/or not sleep with me.
Will you sleep with me?Will you sleep with me?Will you sleep with me?Will you sleep with me?Will you sleep with me?Will you sleep with me?Will you sleep with me?Will you sleep with me?Will you sleep with me?Will you sleep with me?Will you sleep with me?Will you sleep with me?Will you sleep with me?Will you sleep with me?Will you sleep with me?
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Back when I first started drinking we had a big house party to celebrate our new found love of drinking. One of my friends ended up taking a girl upstairs and returned about tnem inutes later on a mission to try and find some condoms. I was chatting to a couple of other friends when he appeared behind them and asked if anybody happened to have one. In one of the best examples of wit I've seen come from a sixteen year old's mouth, one of the guys I was chatting to turns to him and says,
"Use the fucking rhythm method, retard"
It was genius. And the memory still makes me laugh today.
Easy fix, really: stop excluslively targeting those ones who have some semblance of self-esteem.
I find it more satisfying if I take the girls that have decent self esteem and break down their will to live and/or not sleep with me.
Will you sleep with me?Will you sleep with me?Will you sleep with me?Will you sleep with me?Will you sleep with me?Will you sleep with me?Will you sleep with me?Will you sleep with me?Will you sleep with me?Will you sleep with me?Will you sleep with me?Will you sleep with me?Will you sleep with me?Will you sleep with me?Will you sleep with me?
So I've been friends with this girl at uni for a couple of years now, seeing her up at the bar and stuff. Today one of my other friends was telling me that he reckons she's got a thing me and keeps trying to flirt with me. After tonight I think he's definitely right. This would be great were I not closer in age to her daughter than her.
So I've been friends with this girl at uni for a couple of years now, seeing her up at the bar and stuff. Today one of my other friends was telling me that he reckons she's got a thing me and keeps trying to flirt with me. After tonight I think he's definitely right. This would be great were I not closer in age to her daughter than her.
Does that really matter?
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So I've been friends with this girl at uni for a couple of years now, seeing her up at the bar and stuff. Today one of my other friends was telling me that he reckons she's got a thing me and keeps trying to flirt with me. After tonight I think he's definitely right. This would be great were I not closer in age to her daughter than her.
Your friend is lying to you because it's really funny watching friends crash and burn.
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So I've been friends with this girl at uni for a couple of years now, seeing her up at the bar and stuff. Today one of my other friends was telling me that he reckons she's got a thing me and keeps trying to flirt with me. After tonight I think he's definitely right. This would be great were I not closer in age to her daughter than her.
So I've been friends with this girl at uni for a couple of years now, seeing her up at the bar and stuff. Today one of my other friends was telling me that he reckons she's got a thing me and keeps trying to flirt with me. After tonight I think he's definitely right. This would be great were I not closer in age to her daughter than her.
Your friend is lying to you because it's really funny watching friends crash and burn.
So I've been friends with this girl at uni for a couple of years now, seeing her up at the bar and stuff. Today one of my other friends was telling me that he reckons she's got a thing me and keeps trying to flirt with me. After tonight I think he's definitely right. This would be great were I not closer in age to her daughter than her.
So I've been friends with this girl at uni for a couple of years now, seeing her up at the bar and stuff. Today one of my other friends was telling me that he reckons she's got a thing me and keeps trying to flirt with me. After tonight I think he's definitely right. This would be great were I not closer in age to her daughter than her.
Use the mom as an in with the daughter. It worked in The Graduate.
also to chime in on evilbob's sitch, to hell with the deets and the numbers man just do the mad-wild
curb stomp her heart yo
See, this here is the main problem. At least half my social life at the moment is based around that bar and the regulars there. She has known them longer than I and except for a couple is probably better friends with them. I mess her around and it will not be a pleasant place to visit.
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So I've been friends with this girl at uni for a couple of years now, seeing her up at the bar and stuff. Today one of my other friends was telling me that he reckons she's got a thing me and keeps trying to flirt with me. After tonight I think he's definitely right. This would be great were I not closer in age to her daughter than her.
Use the mom as an in with the daughter. It worked in The Graduate.
Nothing hotter than when a girl cries after sex, am I right?
I wouldn't know.
I'm lying, it's not a good thing. If a girl cries after sex, there is a good chance you are doing something wrong.
The woman's state at the very end of The 40-Year-Old Virgin (just prior to when Carrel breaks out into song) is a pretty accurate portrayal of the physical reaction I tend to hope to provoke from my partner.
So I've been friends with this girl at uni for a couple of years now, seeing her up at the bar and stuff. Today one of my other friends was telling me that he reckons she's got a thing me and keeps trying to flirt with me. After tonight I think he's definitely right. This would be great were I not closer in age to her daughter than her.
That does not matter.
fixed.
That was the point I was going for.
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So I've been friends with this girl at uni for a couple of years now, seeing her up at the bar and stuff. Today one of my other friends was telling me that he reckons she's got a thing me and keeps trying to flirt with me. After tonight I think he's definitely right. This would be great were I not closer in age to her daughter than her.
That does not matter.
fixed.
So you decided to replace a rhetorical question with a statement which in essence means the same thing. I don't think that was the point of this exercise. See me after class.
I think a film about Madonna's gradual transformation into a zombie (or possibly a lich) deserves some kind of film. Starring Bruce Campbell.
She is in fucking amazing shape right now. It's a little crazy.
Yeah, but it is that weird ageless Aes Sedai good shape of plastic surgery.
Ha... that actually fits!
Perhaps the love of homosexuals gives her power.
Is it the One Power, though? I think it's tainted either way.
Nothing is more pure than a dude sticking it in another dude.
seriously though, the first time you find a boy that also likes other boys and then you do things with him is like a peal of angel music.
Right. My bad... I was saying Madonna's power is tainted, but now realise that it was the love that homosexuals share that gives her power, like a battery. I thought you meant it was her love of homosexuals that gave her power.
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Yeah, I know.
Thanks.
I saw. I should have just waiting another minute or so, I guess.
Back when I first started drinking we had a big house party to celebrate our new found love of drinking. One of my friends ended up taking a girl upstairs and returned about tnem inutes later on a mission to try and find some condoms. I was chatting to a couple of other friends when he appeared behind them and asked if anybody happened to have one. In one of the best examples of wit I've seen come from a sixteen year old's mouth, one of the guys I was chatting to turns to him and says,
"Use the fucking rhythm method, retard"
It was genius. And the memory still makes me laugh today.
The what-now?
Ha... that actually fits!
It's so much more satisfying when you have to put effort in first. Like juicing an orange yourself.
...That actually sounds kind of creepy. I think I just channeled Casket for a moment or something.
No.
Perhaps the love of homosexuals gives her power.
Is it the One Power, though? I think it's tainted either way.
Does that really matter?
fixed.
everything's turning up Oborohouse!
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curb stomp her heart yo
took out her barrettes and her hair spilled out like rootbeer
That was the point I was going for.
They definitely won't cry after sex.
Nothing is more pure than a dude sticking it in another dude.
So you decided to replace a rhetorical question with a statement which in essence means the same thing. I don't think that was the point of this exercise. See me after class.