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    bongibongi regular
    edited August 2007
    bongi wrote: »
    The_Scarab wrote: »
    Scotland nearly taking over England?


    :D oh boy.

    hatred for england apparently is enough to change history

    it's kinda like how everyone in europe says the russians won ww2, and everyone in america says it was them

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    FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I had a great granddad in the IRA, for the uninformed, this is before they became criminal scumbags and were fighting for irish independence

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    NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Crap, crap, mega crap.Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    bongi wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    The_Scarab wrote: »
    Scotland nearly taking over England?


    :D oh boy.

    hatred for england apparently is enough to change history

    it's kinda like how everyone in europe says the russians won ww2, and everyone in america says it was them

    just goes to show, europe don't know shit!

    Nogs on
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    bongibongi regular
    edited August 2007
    Nogs wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    The_Scarab wrote: »
    Scotland nearly taking over England?


    :D oh boy.

    hatred for england apparently is enough to change history

    it's kinda like how everyone in europe says the russians won ww2, and everyone in america says it was them

    just goes to show, europe don't know shit!

    the russians won ww2 8-)

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    WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    here it is, one of the Jacobite Rebellions, the Forty-Five.

    Wren on
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    bongibongi regular
    edited August 2007
    weren't the jacobite rebellions just english monarchs arguing?

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    KarennaKarenna Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    bongi wrote: »

    you can pick basically any historical figure and odds are you are a descendant of that person


    A sort of genealogical six degrees of Kevin Bacon?


    Genghis Khan, GO!

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    BigDesBigDes Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Apparently everybody in Europe is related to Charlemagne in some way. The dirty randy bugger.

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    NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Crap, crap, mega crap.Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    bongi wrote: »
    Nogs wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    The_Scarab wrote: »
    Scotland nearly taking over England?


    :D oh boy.

    hatred for england apparently is enough to change history

    it's kinda like how everyone in europe says the russians won ww2, and everyone in america says it was them

    just goes to show, europe don't know shit!

    the russians won ww2 8-)

    U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A!

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    uh wait what?
    Russia "winning" WW2?

    uh yeah, waiting for America and England to establish a beachhead and a multi-part assault and then kinda laughing as hitler makes stupid decisions and then just marching on Berlin doesn't exactly count

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    oh boohoo hitler attacked my country in winter just like napoleon and oh abloo bloo bloo I lost so many guys even though I killed more of my own

    suck it up russia

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    BigDesBigDes Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    uh wait what?
    Russia "winning" WW2?

    uh yeah, waiting for America and England to establish a beachhead and a multi-part assault and then kinda laughing as hitler makes stupid decisions and then just marching on Berlin doesn't exactly count

    They didn't just march on Berlin, Pip. They did a fair bit of raping too.

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    BigDes wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    uh wait what?
    Russia "winning" WW2?

    uh yeah, waiting for America and England to establish a beachhead and a multi-part assault and then kinda laughing as hitler makes stupid decisions and then just marching on Berlin doesn't exactly count

    They didn't just march on Berlin, Pip. They did a fair bit of raping too.

    after a western front was created and occupying the majority of germany's attention

    russia got lucky with the fact that hitler apparently forgot what happened when napoleon thought it would be a good idea to attack russia

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    also, hyperbole

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    WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    the USS Enterprise won WW2

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    Fatty McBeardoFatty McBeardo Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    LiveWire wrote: »
    I went through a phase once where I would tell people I was related to Hitler. I was startled at how much attention from women this got me.

    Especially Jewish women.

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    Ginger MijangoGinger Mijango Don't you open that Trap Door!Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Butters wrote: »
    He betrayed Wallace! Fuck 'em!
    :roll:
    There is no hatred for the English in Scotland, we've had time and we've gotten over it, thanks.

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    The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Wren wrote: »
    the USS Enterprise won WW2

    The USS Indianapolis won WW2.

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    WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    never heard of that one, but I doubt its a galaxy class

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    NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Crap, crap, mega crap.Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    everyone knows Rogue Squadron won WW2.

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    KarennaKarenna Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    The_Scarab wrote: »
    Wren wrote: »
    the USS Enterprise won WW2

    The USS Indianapolis won WW2.

    It was the Nimitz dummies! ;)

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    WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    what is that

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    Ginger MijangoGinger Mijango Don't you open that Trap Door!Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Berk wrote: »
    Butters wrote: »
    He betrayed Wallace! Fuck 'em!

    no he didn't

    Berk, hey, Berk, hey hey, hey Berk

    Are you a filthy Glaswegian?

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    BerkBerk THE BUDGIE SMUGGLER Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Berk wrote: »
    Butters wrote: »
    He betrayed Wallace! Fuck 'em!

    no he didn't

    Berk, hey, Berk, hey hey, hey Berk

    Are you a filthy Glaswegian?

    nah I'm from sunny paisley.

    Berk on
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    Wise_aWise_a Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I don't know if this has been done yet, but:

    Now, be careful, Fry. And if you kill anyone, make sure to eat their heart to gain their courage. Their rich, tasty courage.

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    Ginger MijangoGinger Mijango Don't you open that Trap Door!Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Berk wrote: »
    Berk wrote: »
    Butters wrote: »
    He betrayed Wallace! Fuck 'em!

    no he didn't

    Berk, hey, Berk, hey hey, hey Berk

    Are you a filthy Glaswegian?

    nah I'm from sunny paisley.

    That's pretty god damn close, just a broken bottles throw away.
    <---Scumdonian.

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    BigDesBigDes Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Wren wrote: »
    what is that

    It is a movie about the USS Nimitz being transported back in time to 1944 and them kicking Japanese people.

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    wakeboarderbluntwakeboarderblunt Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    "This is the U.S.S. Nimitz... When the Hell are we?"

    fixed

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    Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    What kind of a pussy puts infidel's in quotation marks? Is he scared that we might confuse his politics with a thirteenth century warrior's politics?

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    Randall_FlaggRandall_Flagg Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    What kind of a pussy puts infidel's in quotation marks? Is he scared that we might confuse his politics with a thirteenth century warrior's politics?

    irony is when you use an extraneous apostrophe while criticizing someone else's use of extraneous quotation marks

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    BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Butters wrote: »
    He betrayed Wallace! Fuck 'em!
    :roll:
    There is no hatred for the English in Scotland, we've had time and we've gotten over it, thanks.
    " Some people hate the English. I don't. They're just wankers. We, on the other hand, are colonized by wankers."

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    Dex DynamoDex Dynamo Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    My name is Connor Macleod
    I was born in Scotland in the 14th century
    I am immortal

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    Ginger MijangoGinger Mijango Don't you open that Trap Door!Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    BusterK wrote: »
    Butters wrote: »
    He betrayed Wallace! Fuck 'em!
    :roll:
    There is no hatred for the English in Scotland, we've had time and we've gotten over it, thanks.
    " Some people hate the English. I don't. They're just wankers. We, on the other hand, are colonized by wankers."

    Shut up Renton.

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    BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    BusterK wrote: »
    Butters wrote: »
    He betrayed Wallace! Fuck 'em!
    :roll:
    There is no hatred for the English in Scotland, we've had time and we've gotten over it, thanks.
    " Some people hate the English. I don't. They're just wankers. We, on the other hand, are colonized by wankers."

    Shut up Renton.

    I just find the word wankers funny

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    FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    there's nothing funny about wanking, it's serious business

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    ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    bongi wrote: »
    i am a descendant of william the conqueror! and no-one's going to understand this! :(
    Why would no one understand this? William the Conqueror, a.k.a. William of Normandy, best-known for kicking the shit out of the English at the Battle of Hastings in 1066. He was sort of French, which is to say he was a viking-descended Norman (a bunch of vikings took over Normandy some years earlier, and made it their home). I'd be shocked if most people here hadn't heard of William the Conqueror. :P

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    Dex DynamoDex Dynamo Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    I HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY

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    HeliosphanHeliosphan Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Anyone heard of the declaration of Arbroath?
    There are some extracts painted on the walls in the museum in Edinburgh.
    ...for, as long as but a hundred of us remain alive, never will we on any conditions be brought under English rule. It is in truth not for glory, nor riches, nor honours that we are fighting, but for freedom – for that alone, which no honest man gives up but with life itself.

    Makes me happy to be Scottish.

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    Ginger MijangoGinger Mijango Don't you open that Trap Door!Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Heliosphan wrote: »
    Anyone heard of the declaration of Arbroath?
    There are some extracts painted on the walls in the museum in Edinburgh.
    ...for, as long as but a hundred of us remain alive, never will we on any conditions be brought under English rule. It is in truth not for glory, nor riches, nor honours that we are fighting, but for freedom – for that alone, which no honest man gives up but with life itself.

    Makes me happy to be Scottish.

    How about some context.

    The entire point of the Declaration of Arbroath was to say "Look Rob, you hand over any powers to the English and we'll dethrone you, OK?"

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    HeliosphanHeliosphan Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    yes pretty much, at least we had that in place. Kind of "Fuck us over and we will fuck you up"

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