i suggest making hardcore porn of yourself. it will give you a youthful feel, and vigor. you dont have to uh, do what i do w/regard to that but please love thyself, please always be kanye'n
i suggest making hardcore porn of yourself. it will give you a youthful feel, and vigor. you dont have to uh, do what i do w/regard to that but please love thyself, please always be kanye'n
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@tef everyone time someone asks when Blake and I are getting engaged or when he is going to buy the engagement ring, he responds with "when she buys me an engagement motorbike!"
which is super unfair because I don't even NEED an engagement ring like, at all
crippling, "i should probably see a doctor about this" phobia around death
like, it started a few months ago, where i would start having huge panic attacks about dying--like what it feels like to be dying, or to be dead, and i'll just end up in tears
and then, sometimes, i'll spend hours just obsessing over it, just covering every possibility of what happens when i die--or, when doing something mundane, i'll get irrationally angry and think "now i'm x minutes closer to death and there's nothing i can do about it"
i think it's an outgrowth of the panic attacks i used to have a few years ago right before i fell asleep, where i'd become convinced the thoughts i was thinking were the last ones i'd ever experience, and i was 100% certain i would die in my sleep? they seem related.
and the thing is, i'm barely 26, i'm in great health (my last check-up ended with the words "whatever you're doing, keep doing it"), and i even mostly gave up caffeine and alcohol lately. but here i am, just a wreck over this, and i don't know why.
basically fun times.
dying doesn't seem like something to get too worked up about
why, there are people out there who have never died before, not once in all their lives! and today they'll still manage to do it just fine
@tef everyone time someone asks when Blake and I are getting engaged or when he is going to buy the engagement ring, he responds with "when she buys me an engagement motorbike!"
which is super unfair because I don't even NEED an engagement ring like, at all
When I lived in edmonton, there was a bungee jump thing in the west edmonton mall's waterpark.
Basically it was designed so that when you fell, at the lowest point you'd end up going like 3ish feet underwater and then bounce back up.
I really wanted to do it but could never get up the courage
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Sounds reasonable, so long as your engagement present from him is a Porsche Boxster S.
Have either of you ridden a road bike before?
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which is super unfair because I don't even NEED an engagement ring like, at all
err, i mean. anyway, yeah the latest one is "The B is for Butt, The F is for Friend"
why, there are people out there who have never died before, not once in all their lives! and today they'll still manage to do it just fine
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ive never bungie jumped
never rode a roller coaster
never shot an automatic weapon
never had a limb on fire
i do not want to do any of these things
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But you could use an engagement motorbike, right?
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At yo Jane dirt bikes are fun as are automatic weapons
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Out of these I've only ever ridden a roller coaster (several, really) and maybe I'd want to go bungie jumping. The rest, ehhhhhh
I'll pass on bungee jumping and being on fire.
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Basically it was designed so that when you fell, at the lowest point you'd end up going like 3ish feet underwater and then bounce back up.
I really wanted to do it but could never get up the courage
Like, I set my chest on fire one time and have burnt all the hair off both legs before?
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i dont know, being on fire
Yeah the shot firer who's fiancee you worked with set me on fire one night at the wet mess!
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I would be pretty alright with going grey.
Don't think I'd like to be bald though.
Like a flash of flame? 1st degree burns? Does an article of clothing have to catch alight?
These are important questions!
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it was so boring the guy next to me started playing with matches
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That would be enough time for me to run out of breath as I fall, screaming.
Bungie jumping was one of the most scariest things I have ever done, for real
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Yeah... my attention span is less than ideal, sometimes. :P
Only light yourself on fire if you're being chased by ninjas.