I had a buddy when I was wee whose mom was a big-time hippie, only ate organic for fear of "toxins" and "chemicals" and all that, and she swore up and down that big-time fast food restaurants put addictive chemicals in their food.
yeah
its called sugar
and fat
did I blow your mind
Salt is ALL-important.
so much so that they have a codeword for it, 'seasoning'
my best mcdonalds story is that i asked for hot sauce, and the person said "uhh.. salsa?" "no, like.. hot sauce. spicy, red and vinegary?" "you mean.. salsa?"
this went on 'til i realized, fucker did not know what fucking hot sauce was
or was messing with me. either way, i took some salsa and ran away
I had a buddy when I was wee whose mom was a big-time hippie, only ate organic for fear of "toxins" and "chemicals" and all that, and she swore up and down that big-time fast food restaurants put addictive chemicals in their food.
yeah
its called sugar
and fat
did I blow your mind
Salt is ALL-important.
so much so that they have a codeword for it, 'seasoning'
my best mcdonalds story is that i asked for hot sauce, and the person said "uhh.. salsa?" "no, like.. hot sauce. spicy, red and vinegary?" "you mean.. salsa?"
this went on 'til i realized, fucker did not know what fucking hot sauce was
or was messing with me. either way, i took some salsa and ran away
On your knees for the master! The hour has come! HE has come! Who is beyond good and evil? Who is the prophet of Nug-Life? Who is the salt, the sweet, and the sour? All powerful! All unforgiving! All conquering! WHO IS YOUR NEW GOD NOW AND FOREVER?
Eddy on
"and the morning stars I have seen
and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
my worst mcdonalds story is not actually mine, but my friend's who used to work at one.
supposedly a hobo once came in, walked into the corner of the dining area, squatted down and took a giant diarrhea dump. while staring at the customers sitting in the room.
i have no idea how i'd react to that, beyond leaving as fast as i possibly could
Once upon a time I went with a large group to a nearby Mexican restaurant. We were a large group in an already busy restaurant, so they were having any employee help with all the orders. The additional help with our group was not anywhere near fluent in English. After I ordered my meal (most likely enchiladas, given the McFlynn of that era) I asked the not-normally-a-waiter waiter for hot sauce. He responded with a cheerful head nod and went on with his duties.
He returned in a few minutes with a microwaved bowl of salsa. Stumbled and poured it all down my bare leg. Burned like lava.
one time i went to the mcdonalds near my place to get some food and there's this dude there and he's chatting with two of the cashiers and also one of the other girls there is sorta hovering around watching
the thing about this mcds is the staff were almost entirely filipino and mostly young girls
and there's this cute white dude and he's talking to the girls in what i am pretty sure is tagalog with some ease and they're speaking back and i don't speak the language but i don't need to cuz man
this dude
has got game
he knows what he do, he's got all three of these girls fascinated and smiling and giggling, more than likely by his fluency in their native tongue (and he's, you know, good looking so there's that too)
and i just wanna order a southwest chicken sandwich but at the same time i don't know which of these girls he's really making a move for if at all or if he's just having fun and i'm not really interested in cockblocking a brother and i'm in no hurry
so i just kinda wait patiently and eventually one of the cashiers is like "Oh!" and takes my order and stuff
dude just nods at me
i nod back
anyway the southwest chicken mcbistro sandwich is actually pretty good
ain't nobody writes the sounds of crying like ronnie writes the sounds of crying
yo ronnie have you ever considered adding a dialogue search to your site?
i wanted to find the "he's speaking in sadness" one but i don't know how except to manually go through the archives till i do which, while enjoyable, is really time consuming!
I like that he has the crab on his desk, and the Crab Fab award on his wall.
I like that the crab has a light bulb sort of tied to its head
do you think that was the amazing innovation that got him the Presidents' position?
Capital is only the fruit of labor, and could never have existed if Labor had not first existed. Labor is superior to capital, and deserves much the higher consideration. - Lincoln
I wish I could get a whole jar of that Big Mac sauce
Big Mac sauce and hangovers are the only reasons I go near macdonalds
Its just thousand island dressing
Lies! The sauce is way not thousand island dressing. I should know, I'm a Big Mac AND Thousand Island snob.
I've made it before in my less healthy days. It's actually something that is far worse for you. Basically equal parts mayonnaise and miracle whip plus some catalina dressing, lemon juice, dried onion, and a fourth ingredient I'm forgetting.
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so much so that they have a codeword for it, 'seasoning'
my best mcdonalds story is that i asked for hot sauce, and the person said "uhh.. salsa?" "no, like.. hot sauce. spicy, red and vinegary?" "you mean.. salsa?"
this went on 'til i realized, fucker did not know what fucking hot sauce was
or was messing with me. either way, i took some salsa and ran away
Of course!
On your knees for the master! The hour has come! HE has come! Who is beyond good and evil? Who is the prophet of Nug-Life? Who is the salt, the sweet, and the sour? All powerful! All unforgiving! All conquering! WHO IS YOUR NEW GOD NOW AND FOREVER?
and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
supposedly a hobo once came in, walked into the corner of the dining area, squatted down and took a giant diarrhea dump. while staring at the customers sitting in the room.
i have no idea how i'd react to that, beyond leaving as fast as i possibly could
i wonder how comic Ronnie would react
He returned in a few minutes with a microwaved bowl of salsa. Stumbled and poured it all down my bare leg. Burned like lava.
he didn't have a working microphone, sadly
I'm afraid... you did not!
I've never even played L4D2
wait so who the fuck do I have in my steam friend list
maybe you were trying it during a free weekend or something? because I could swear we did the bit with the gas station
i kill many zombos, now.
Me neither.
We should have a "never played L4D2" L4D2 game night.
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You played with an imposter! I have slow internet, so I'd never download something for a free weekend
let's put together a task force
you make flyers
you interrogate people
and i will do nothing
alright let's do this
3, 2, 1, BREAK
the thing about this mcds is the staff were almost entirely filipino and mostly young girls
and there's this cute white dude and he's talking to the girls in what i am pretty sure is tagalog with some ease and they're speaking back and i don't speak the language but i don't need to cuz man
this dude
has got game
he knows what he do, he's got all three of these girls fascinated and smiling and giggling, more than likely by his fluency in their native tongue (and he's, you know, good looking so there's that too)
and i just wanna order a southwest chicken sandwich but at the same time i don't know which of these girls he's really making a move for if at all or if he's just having fun and i'm not really interested in cockblocking a brother and i'm in no hurry
so i just kinda wait patiently and eventually one of the cashiers is like "Oh!" and takes my order and stuff
dude just nods at me
i nod back
anyway the southwest chicken mcbistro sandwich is actually pretty good
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These two are high on the list though.
yo ronnie have you ever considered adding a dialogue search to your site?
i wanted to find the "he's speaking in sadness" one but i don't know how except to manually go through the archives till i do which, while enjoyable, is really time consuming!
this is my favorite whomp
I'll take the most recent five Whomps, you take the ones before that Pony.
OK?
OK.
Good plan, good teamwork.
I like that the crab has a light bulb sort of tied to its head
do you think that was the amazing innovation that got him the Presidents' position?
He could also get us to do it!
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Pretty happy with how they turned out.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXyIIqSi670
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jH0d7KWqz4M
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8gchKQcYpHs
still my all-time favorite.
this one is my favorite because 1. i'm in it 2. i'm dressed vaguely like a saiyan and 3. i die
Big Mac sauce and hangovers are the only reasons I go near macdonalds
Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better
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Its just thousand island dressing
The magic ruiner
Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better
bit.ly/2XQM1ke
Lies! The sauce is way not thousand island dressing. I should know, I'm a Big Mac AND Thousand Island snob.
I've made it before in my less healthy days. It's actually something that is far worse for you. Basically equal parts mayonnaise and miracle whip plus some catalina dressing, lemon juice, dried onion, and a fourth ingredient I'm forgetting.
It is the age of man. Magic has no place
and as far as descriptions of a Game of Thrones go, this is...actually pretty accurate!
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