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    TehSlothTehSloth Hit Or Miss I Guess They Never Miss, HuhRegistered User regular
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    TehSloth wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Eddy wrote: »
    but wat are girls interested in

    pokemon...?
    My research indicates yes.

    Like I think every chat girl with a 3ds has pokemon.

    I only got it cause it was free alright

    I was originally going to pass because of the enormous time suck of my life that it inevitably represents

    I haven't even started playing it yet...I need some time away from my 3DS after Bravely Default

    Did you finish Bravely Default?

    I've become quite annoyed with the story line as of Chapter 5.

    Yeah i finished

    You can breeze through the story line by turning off encounters and just bulldozing through (spoilers for post-ch5)
    all the the temples...over. and over. and over again. I'm not joking. No, there is no excuse for it. but it doesn't take much time if you're singlemindedly heading for the ending.

    Or you can be the completionist whore I am and grind through all the asterisk bosses (over and over and over) for additional dialogue and character development.

    DO NOT SKIP the vampire castle level though there is a lot of story hidden in there the first time you go through

    Ch 6-8, the asterisk battles start showing up in groups. If you fancy a challenge and like the gameplay (which is what kept me hanging on through those final chapters), then go to town (on getting your ass kicked)

    Yeah, I think the problem might be that I'm being too much of a completionist and I'm just like

    these dragons

    fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

    FC: 1993-7778-8872 PSN: TehSloth Xbox: SlothTeh
    twitch.tv/tehsloth
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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Elldren wrote: »
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Elldren wrote: »
    I heard there was talk of Japanese imperialism and came to laugh at the misconceptions

    You are like 40 pages late though.

    I was at the dentist

    link?

    Not sure it is worth linking.

    Thom posted something and I did and it was over. Mostly telling the other guy he was wrong.

    http://forums.penny-arcade.com/discussion/comment/29326470

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    MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    Elldren wrote: »
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Elldren wrote: »
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Elldren wrote: »
    I heard there was talk of Japanese imperialism and came to laugh at the misconceptions

    You are like 40 pages late though.

    I was at the dentist

    link?

    Not sure it is worth linking.

    Thom posted something and I did and it was over. Mostly telling the other guy he was wrong.

    but I want to seeeeee

    It is some where back in this [chat] thread.

    Like around 10 am I think? Maybe 11.

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    HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    Haphazard wrote: »
    Why would you drink that much water? D:

    it makes me feel good

    when i was ~185lbs and running 50 miles a week i drank even more. probably averaged 1.5gallons per day, which is uh... just under 6 liters in germany land

    That's ok. I don't drink enough. Well, barely enough, which tends to fuck me up when I'm working out.

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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    It is a safe bet in general that I am not talking amputation when referring to losing a dick.

    uh hrmm

    getting an erection and running into a wall really fast so it inverts?

    thats how it works right
    speaking of erections and surgery were you here the other night when I looked up sra? You are advised not to think sexy thoughts after surgery because increased blood flow can bust stitches.

    Omg... how do you do that?

    I get like million boners a day.

    How does one keep that from happening?
    Presumably, "dno't do this or your vagina will explode" is good incentive.

    This made me think of this for some reason

    Tarot53e.jpg

    Oh Tarot, even within context that's dumb as fuck.

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    ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    I think I'm just going to add every friend code I see as a provisional 3ds friend and if yall want to be mine it's under my avatar @Hakkekage‌ @Variable‌ @TehSloth‌

    fuck gendered marketing
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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    OH that reminds me of drinking water story from basic training

    they had some people die from dehydration so they got super strict about drinking fluids

    you had to have at least 3 glasses of water with each meal (and while they'd often make you get up and leave before you were done eating, they always made you finish the liquids)

    and you'd carry around a canteen and they'd have times where they'd make you chug it, or checks where they'd have everyone dump them and if someone's was dry you'd all be doing pushups

    anyway, I never wake up in the middle of the night to pee but there was one time I woke up, had to go, and couldn't even make it the 50 ft to the bathroom before I was peeing

    I peed myself! so much water in my system, whatever the muscle is that holds your pee back could not do its job!

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    GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    Variable wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Variable wrote: »
    if Thanatos was here there'd be a big rant about how we don't need as much water as we're told, there's water in everything we eat, etc.

    fucking water farmer propaganda

    I thought the general consensus that was reached was "if you are thirsty, drink some water"

    woah woah woah woah woah woah woah

    slow down

    you dont know me

    you dont live in my body

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    HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    Gooey wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    Belasco32 wrote: »
    Gooey wrote: »
    confession: i have never played a pokemon game

    i didn't have a gameboy growing up

    It's okay, Gooey, me either *hugs*

    You're a girl, you had a basket of those vinyl neon threads that you wove into bracelets for all of your friends and the boys you liked and your friends little siblings but NEVER ME

    NEVER ME GOD DAMNIT WHY

    YOU DON'T DESERVE A GAMEBOY.

    i remember those flat thread things that you would weave into a square or whatever and then you could make the square twist and eventually you had an awesome keychain

    i always wanted one

    why must crafts be considered so girly

    and why was i a slave to 5th grade social norms

    :[

    I'm reading Margaret Atwood's Edible Woman right now, which she wrote in 1969 (!!!)

    The main character's fiance is very preoccupied with not being seen as a "queer" and it just feels so weird to me

    Peter stahp ur embarrassing urself

    3DS: 2165 - 6538 - 3417
    NNID: Hakkekage
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    HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    Elldren wrote: »
    I think I'm just going to add every friend code I see as a provisional 3ds friend and if yall want to be mine it's under my avatar @Hakkekage‌ @Variable‌ @TehSloth‌

    COOL

    coolcoolcool

    I'll add you later tonight

    3DS: 2165 - 6538 - 3417
    NNID: Hakkekage
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    Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    Gooey wrote: »
    neither my wife nor i struggle with weight, but we just dont buy a lot of junk food regardless. no soda, no candy, no ice cream, no chips. (well, okay, we buy fritos but that's because life is meaningless without them)

    i dont know where i'm going with this but i guess it is to say that i dont think we live especially "healthy" lifestyles. one of my friends commented the other day that my wife and i are "health food" nuts or whatever, and I don't think that's especially true? unless, being a health food nut means that you eat an apple or an orange instead of a bag of cheetos as a snack. i dunno. i feel normal?

    i think this is largely a case of loltexas

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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    Right but... It's not like I control that so I assume other people don't?

    Like I can just be sitting here working and thinking of nothing at all... and BAM bonertime.

    All day errday.

    Is that a thing people normall control?

    I have not really dealt with random boners since high school tbh

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    HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    TehSloth wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    TehSloth wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Eddy wrote: »
    but wat are girls interested in

    pokemon...?
    My research indicates yes.

    Like I think every chat girl with a 3ds has pokemon.

    I only got it cause it was free alright

    I was originally going to pass because of the enormous time suck of my life that it inevitably represents

    I haven't even started playing it yet...I need some time away from my 3DS after Bravely Default

    Did you finish Bravely Default?

    I've become quite annoyed with the story line as of Chapter 5.

    Yeah i finished

    You can breeze through the story line by turning off encounters and just bulldozing through (spoilers for post-ch5)
    all the the temples...over. and over. and over again. I'm not joking. No, there is no excuse for it. but it doesn't take much time if you're singlemindedly heading for the ending.

    Or you can be the completionist whore I am and grind through all the asterisk bosses (over and over and over) for additional dialogue and character development.

    DO NOT SKIP the vampire castle level though there is a lot of story hidden in there the first time you go through

    Ch 6-8, the asterisk battles start showing up in groups. If you fancy a challenge and like the gameplay (which is what kept me hanging on through those final chapters), then go to town (on getting your ass kicked)

    Yeah, I think the problem might be that I'm being too much of a completionist and I'm just like

    these dragons

    fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

    hint: all of their super destructive attacks are physicial

    My strategy: RAMPART RAMPART RAMPART

    3DS: 2165 - 6538 - 3417
    NNID: Hakkekage
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    VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Elldren wrote: »
    I think I'm just going to add every friend code I see as a provisional 3ds friend and if yall want to be mine it's under my avatar @Hakkekage‌ @Variable‌ @TehSloth‌

    COOL

    coolcoolcool

    I'll add you later tonight

    @elldren adding you all right now, don't think I ever did

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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    This is counter intuitive

    people who play pokemon don't have friends

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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    Right but... It's not like I control that so I assume other people don't?

    Like I can just be sitting here working and thinking of nothing at all... and BAM bonertime.

    All day errday.

    Is that a thing people normall control?

    I have not really dealt with random boners since high school tbh

    That's because your dick stays wetter than a dog's tongue

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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    Ell, there are a lot of counterfactuals that annoy me but the idea that the war is prevented with a stronger Prime Minister (like say Churchill) just drives me up the fucking wall.

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    Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    edited March 2014
    Feral wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    what this sounds like is, in a nutshell:

    feral: the mainstream shouldn't be dismissive of nerds and subcultures. it should be inclusive.

    will: the mainstream isn't going to change. nerds and subculture types need to learn how to suck it up and engage with the world as it is

    Ugh. Really?

    I didn't bring up the mainstream. You did.

    I'm really much less concerned about what "the mainstream" says or does than you are. I don't give much of a shit that some dude in an office down the block hates bronies or Homestuck fans or football fans, or whether that dude down the block has opinions that reflect a plurality of English speakers or not, outside of some academic sociological curiosity.

    I'm more interested in what the people immediately around me (metaphorically, since we're online) say and do. So here. Let me fix that for you.
    Irond Will wrote: »
    what this sounds like is, in a nutshell:

    feral: the mainstream D&D chatters shouldn't be dismissive of nerds and subcultures as long as those nerds and subcultures aren't harming anybody else*. it should be inclusive.

    * I put this in there for PantsB. I'm judgmental as fuck when I think that harm is befalling somebody.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0la5DBtOVNI

    Irond Will on
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    HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    This is counter intuitive

    people who play pokemon don't have friends

    but..how...how will i catch them all

    Everyone knows that trading pokemon is the deepest sign of intimacy one gamer can express to another

    AND I, HAKKES, GIVE YOU MY HEART, MY SOUL, AND THIS HIGH LEVEL UMBRION, WHICH REFLECTS MY DEVOTION AND MY FONDNESS FOR DARK TYPE POKEMON

    3DS: 2165 - 6538 - 3417
    NNID: Hakkekage
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    HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Ell, there are a lot of counterfactuals that annoy me but the idea that the war is prevented with a stronger Prime Minister (like say Churchill) just drives me up the fucking wall.

    Which war?

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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    Haphazard wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Ell, there are a lot of counterfactuals that annoy me but the idea that the war is prevented with a stronger Prime Minister (like say Churchill) just drives me up the fucking wall.

    Which war?

    WW2: Europe's Bogus Journey.

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    TehSlothTehSloth Hit Or Miss I Guess They Never Miss, HuhRegistered User regular
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    TehSloth wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    TehSloth wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Eddy wrote: »
    but wat are girls interested in

    pokemon...?
    My research indicates yes.

    Like I think every chat girl with a 3ds has pokemon.

    I only got it cause it was free alright

    I was originally going to pass because of the enormous time suck of my life that it inevitably represents

    I haven't even started playing it yet...I need some time away from my 3DS after Bravely Default

    Did you finish Bravely Default?

    I've become quite annoyed with the story line as of Chapter 5.

    Yeah i finished

    You can breeze through the story line by turning off encounters and just bulldozing through (spoilers for post-ch5)
    all the the temples...over. and over. and over again. I'm not joking. No, there is no excuse for it. but it doesn't take much time if you're singlemindedly heading for the ending.

    Or you can be the completionist whore I am and grind through all the asterisk bosses (over and over and over) for additional dialogue and character development.

    DO NOT SKIP the vampire castle level though there is a lot of story hidden in there the first time you go through

    Ch 6-8, the asterisk battles start showing up in groups. If you fancy a challenge and like the gameplay (which is what kept me hanging on through those final chapters), then go to town (on getting your ass kicked)

    Yeah, I think the problem might be that I'm being too much of a completionist and I'm just like

    these dragons

    fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

    hint: all of their super destructive attacks are physicial

    My strategy: RAMPART RAMPART RAMPART

    Yeah, I realized that recently, I'll have to give it a shot

    I started going through and farming stuff to give null [element] and then it turns out their stupid weakness thing manages to bypass that. So mad. I'll have to give templar a shot.

    FC: 1993-7778-8872 PSN: TehSloth Xbox: SlothTeh
    twitch.tv/tehsloth
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    DemonStaceyDemonStacey TTODewback's Daughter In love with the TaySwayRegistered User regular
    Right but... It's not like I control that so I assume other people don't?

    Like I can just be sitting here working and thinking of nothing at all... and BAM bonertime.

    All day errday.

    Is that a thing people normall control?

    I have not really dealt with random boners since high school tbh

    Hmmm... it happens to me like... multiple times everyday.

    Interesting...

    CHAT POLL!

    Who still gets random boners as an adult?

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    This is counter intuitive

    people who play pokemon don't have friends

    but..how...how will i catch them all

    Everyone knows that trading pokemon is the deepest sign of intimacy one gamer can express to another

    AND I, HAKKES, GIVE YOU MY HEART, MY SOUL, AND THIS HIGH LEVEL UMBRION, WHICH REFLECTS MY DEVOTION AND MY FONDNESS FOR DARK TYPE POKEMON

    gave that bitch a vaporeon

    bitches love vaporeons?

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    EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    if anything I get too few boners

    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
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    override367override367 ALL minions Registered User regular
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    It is a safe bet in general that I am not talking amputation when referring to losing a dick.

    uh hrmm

    getting an erection and running into a wall really fast so it inverts?

    thats how it works right
    speaking of erections and surgery were you here the other night when I looked up sra? You are advised not to think sexy thoughts after surgery because increased blood flow can bust stitches.

    Omg... how do you do that?

    I get like million boners a day.

    How does one keep that from happening?
    Presumably, "dno't do this or your vagina will explode" is good incentive.

    This made me think of this for some reason

    Tarot53e.jpg

    Oh Tarot, even within context that's dumb as fuck.

    where exactly is she supposed to go anyway if it's her vagina that's haunted

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    PantsBPantsB Fake Thomas Jefferson Registered User regular
    Haphazard wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Ell, there are a lot of counterfactuals that annoy me but the idea that the war is prevented with a stronger Prime Minister (like say Churchill) just drives me up the fucking wall.

    Which war?

    Crimean I assume

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    QEDMF xbl: PantsB G+
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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    Right but... It's not like I control that so I assume other people don't?

    Like I can just be sitting here working and thinking of nothing at all... and BAM bonertime.

    All day errday.

    Is that a thing people normall control?

    I have not really dealt with random boners since high school tbh

    Hmmm... it happens to me like... multiple times everyday.

    Interesting...

    CHAT POLL!

    Who still gets random boners as an adult?

    GOT THAT BONER CONTROL SON

    GOT MY SHIT ON LOCK

    EDGED UP

    SIZED RIGHT

    wait wh

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    TraceTrace GNU Terry Pratchett; GNU Gus; GNU Carrie Fisher; GNU Adam We Registered User regular
    Right but... It's not like I control that so I assume other people don't?

    Like I can just be sitting here working and thinking of nothing at all... and BAM bonertime.

    All day errday.

    Is that a thing people normall control?

    I have not really dealt with random boners since high school tbh

    Hmmm... it happens to me like... multiple times everyday.

    Interesting...

    CHAT POLL!

    Who still gets random boners as an adult?

    I have offspring.

    So my body is at the point where its like "NO MORE NO MORE NO MORE"

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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    Eddy wrote: »
    if anything I get too few boners

    The last girl you slept with later recalled the encounter as "Least meets West"

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    Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    Eddy wrote: »
    if anything I get too few boners

    u got oxford comma stuck in my head u monster

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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited March 2014
    Irond Will wrote: »

    pretty much that, yeah.

    I recognize that in the past I've done the "Ew! {Subculture I don't like}! Gross!" thing and I still do it occasionally. I'm trying to do it less, or at least couch it in more neutral language. "I don't care for {X}" rather than "fucking {X}ies." I'm human, I don't walk on water (mostly).

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    if nothing else clearly there is a market for my boner control web series and instructional dvd set

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    HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    edited March 2014
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Haphazard wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Ell, there are a lot of counterfactuals that annoy me but the idea that the war is prevented with a stronger Prime Minister (like say Churchill) just drives me up the fucking wall.

    Which war?

    WW2: Europe's Bogus Journey.

    Hmm, I've been thinking about that lately. The way I see it, Chamberlain, who took (takes?) so much of the blame did almost everything right, keeping the lead-up to of WWI in mind.

    Now, in hindsight that didn't work out, but I hardly can blame him for that.

    Haphazard on
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    HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    TehSloth wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    TehSloth wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    TehSloth wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Eddy wrote: »
    but wat are girls interested in

    pokemon...?
    My research indicates yes.

    Like I think every chat girl with a 3ds has pokemon.

    I only got it cause it was free alright

    I was originally going to pass because of the enormous time suck of my life that it inevitably represents

    I haven't even started playing it yet...I need some time away from my 3DS after Bravely Default

    Did you finish Bravely Default?

    I've become quite annoyed with the story line as of Chapter 5.

    Yeah i finished

    You can breeze through the story line by turning off encounters and just bulldozing through (spoilers for post-ch5)
    all the the temples...over. and over. and over again. I'm not joking. No, there is no excuse for it. but it doesn't take much time if you're singlemindedly heading for the ending.

    Or you can be the completionist whore I am and grind through all the asterisk bosses (over and over and over) for additional dialogue and character development.

    DO NOT SKIP the vampire castle level though there is a lot of story hidden in there the first time you go through

    Ch 6-8, the asterisk battles start showing up in groups. If you fancy a challenge and like the gameplay (which is what kept me hanging on through those final chapters), then go to town (on getting your ass kicked)

    Yeah, I think the problem might be that I'm being too much of a completionist and I'm just like

    these dragons

    fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

    hint: all of their super destructive attacks are physicial

    My strategy: RAMPART RAMPART RAMPART

    Yeah, I realized that recently, I'll have to give it a shot

    I started going through and farming stuff to give null [element] and then it turns out their stupid weakness thing manages to bypass that. So mad. I'll have to give templar a shot.

    What you need is the best cheese ever

    Templar + Rampart 4evar and a Performer + maxed out Freelancer to buff up the Templar's BP so you're never not protected (with My Hero + Mimic + Mimic + Mimic)

    Unfortunately that means you have only two left to do most of the heavy hitting. I was always fond of the Valkyrie's jumps for that or a super-speeded up Thief or Ninja with Godspeed Strike

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    TraceTrace GNU Terry Pratchett; GNU Gus; GNU Carrie Fisher; GNU Adam We Registered User regular
    Oh my god I'm seeing Jan Brewer's name get floated around as an alternative to Hillary Clinton.

    I think my brain just up and shot itself.

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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited March 2014
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    It is a safe bet in general that I am not talking amputation when referring to losing a dick.

    uh hrmm

    getting an erection and running into a wall really fast so it inverts?

    thats how it works right
    speaking of erections and surgery were you here the other night when I looked up sra? You are advised not to think sexy thoughts after surgery because increased blood flow can bust stitches.

    Omg... how do you do that?

    I get like million boners a day.

    How does one keep that from happening?
    Presumably, "dno't do this or your vagina will explode" is good incentive.

    This made me think of this for some reason

    Tarot53e.jpg

    Oh Tarot, even within context that's dumb as fuck.

    where exactly is she supposed to go anyway if it's her vagina that's haunted

    It doesn't matter. It's Tarot. If I drew a venn diagram that had porn, fanfic of someone's wife, wicca, insanity, and Gary Stus as circles....Tarot would be in the overlapping bit in the center.

    Thomamelas on
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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    kickstarter: american-made underwear with patented bonerlock technology

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    HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    This is counter intuitive

    people who play pokemon don't have friends

    but..how...how will i catch them all

    Everyone knows that trading pokemon is the deepest sign of intimacy one gamer can express to another

    AND I, HAKKES, GIVE YOU MY HEART, MY SOUL, AND THIS HIGH LEVEL UMBRION, WHICH REFLECTS MY DEVOTION AND MY FONDNESS FOR DARK TYPE POKEMON

    gave that bitch a vaporeon

    bitches love vaporeons?

    Bitches love Ninetails goddammit

    Ninetails was my spirit pokemon at 7 years old

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    I sometimes have boners I'd rather not have but I wouldn't call them random

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