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    ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    @Jacobkosh‌ hit me up on steam or gtalk please

    fuck gendered marketing
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    MortiousMortious The Nightmare Begins Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    I really want one of those hot water dispensers at home.

    No idea what I would do with near-boiling water on demand.

    Other than injure myself I mean.

    Move to New Zealand
    It’s not a very important country most of the time
    http://steamcommunity.com/id/mortious
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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    Having finished the 4th game of thrones book I want to know what happens in the 5th but I basically don't want to read the book.

    Should I go hunt down a game of thrones wiki and read spoilers or not?

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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    Mortious wrote: »
    I really want one of those hot water dispensers at home.

    No idea what I would do with near-boiling water on demand.

    Other than injure myself I mean.
    water balloon fights

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    poshnialloposhniallo Registered User regular
    What's wrong with filling a water bottle at the cooler?

    I figure I could take a bear.
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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    poshniallo wrote: »
    What's wrong with filling a water bottle at the cooler?
    you become that guy, obviously

    nobody wants to be that guy

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    poshniallo wrote: »
    What's wrong with filling a water bottle at the cooler?

    I don't really get it either.

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    Mortious wrote: »
    I really want one of those hot water dispensers at home.

    No idea what I would do with near-boiling water on demand.

    Other than injure myself I mean.

    Easier coffee and tea! Though, I am not sure if that is worth the electricity of keeping water at near boil.

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    Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    Mortious wrote: »
    I really want one of those hot water dispensers at home.

    No idea what I would do with near-boiling water on demand.

    Other than injure myself I mean.

    Make tea.
    Attempt to fill pots with it, thinking they'll come to boil really fast, grow impatient with the trickle of water, turn on the regular hot tap at the same time and scald yourself with the splashback.

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    EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    the culture of deebaser's company is very anti-personal water bottle

    in like a start-up with arm sleeves and office pets i'm sure it's no big deal

    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
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    DeebaserDeebaser on my way to work in a suit and a tie Ahhhh...come on fucking guyRegistered User regular
    Feral wrote: »
    like, he can't be arsed to buy a reusable water bottle, he just brings in a bottle every morning

    makes a big deal about how he just came from the gym

    it's always one of those popup bottles that you suckle

    refills it in the water cooler, pops the top before suckling the plastic teat, then pushes the top back in every time

    I...I...fill up bullshiot water bottles on my way OUT of the office on my way to the gym, cause fuck paying 2.50 every time I workout.
    I am a monster

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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    Winky wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    like, he can't be arsed to buy a reusable water bottle, he just brings in a bottle every morning

    makes a big deal about how he just came from the gym

    it's always one of those popup bottles that you suckle

    refills it in the water cooler, pops the top before suckling the plastic teat, then pushes the top back in every time

    They should sell Water Tits, which are just like bags of water with a plastic teat.

    they do sell those, just with wine

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    Solomaxwell6Solomaxwell6 Registered User regular
    Feral wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    like, he can't be arsed to buy a reusable water bottle, he just brings in a bottle every morning

    makes a big deal about how he just came from the gym

    it's always one of those popup bottles that you suckle

    refills it in the water cooler, pops the top before suckling the plastic teat, then pushes the top back in every time

    Is this a California brogrammer thing?

    I don't work with any brogrammers (thank god) but it might be a California thing

    Definitely not a California thing, I saw that all the time in DC.

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    RiemannLivesRiemannLives Registered User regular
    At Microsoft I think at least half of the people at any given meeting have a beverage

    Attacked by tweeeeeeees!
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    Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    My company handed out branded ceramic mugs to reduce usage of paper cups. I brought mine home and continued to use paper cups.

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    ZampanovZampanov You May Not Go Home Until Tonight Has Been MagicalRegistered User regular
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    Feral wrote: »
    Winky wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    like, he can't be arsed to buy a reusable water bottle, he just brings in a bottle every morning

    makes a big deal about how he just came from the gym

    it's always one of those popup bottles that you suckle

    refills it in the water cooler, pops the top before suckling the plastic teat, then pushes the top back in every time

    They should sell Water Tits, which are just like bags of water with a plastic teat.

    they do sell those, just with wine

    I GIS'ed wine tits

    it is way more tyrion lannister than I had anticipated

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    PSN/XBL: Zampanov -- Steam: Zampanov
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    EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    all ties at deebs' company must be 3"

    any skinnier and they shunt you off to brooklyn where you belong

    any fatter and they fire you for being impudent enough to mimic upper mgmt

    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
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    DeebaserDeebaser on my way to work in a suit and a tie Ahhhh...come on fucking guyRegistered User regular
    Eddy wrote: »
    the culture of deebaser's company is very anti-personal water bottle

    in like a start-up with arm sleeves and office pets i'm sure it's no big deal

    Well, you dont bring a water bottle to a meeting!

    I don't know, the whole picture says to me "we offer zero amenities" and maybe it's just me, but every place Ive ever worked that skimped on coffee also penny pinched on benefits/pay

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    Two random ladies just showed up at my school and handed me a drink called yakult, which some googling reveals is a pro biotic fermented milk drink that contains bacterium Lactobacillus casei.

    Whiiiiich means nothing to me.

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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Two random ladies just showed up at my school and handed me a drink called yakult, which some googling reveals is a pro biotic fermented milk drink that contains bacterium Lactobacillus casei.

    Whiiiiich means nothing to me.

    It's yogurt.

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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    Yogurt is a silly word.

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    DeebaserDeebaser on my way to work in a suit and a tie Ahhhh...come on fucking guyRegistered User regular
    edited April 2014
    You know what, Ill shut up. Maybe my corporate culture is the weird one. Maybe it's perfectly acceptable to not provide staff with coffee, water, laptops, pens, email, or a building.

    THIS IS THE FUTURE

    ucb_104_office_v6.jpg

    Deebaser on
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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    Winky wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Two random ladies just showed up at my school and handed me a drink called yakult, which some googling reveals is a pro biotic fermented milk drink that contains bacterium Lactobacillus casei.

    Whiiiiich means nothing to me.

    It's yogurt.

    It is drinkable, so slightly different, but same basic idea then?

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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    Feral wrote: »
    Winky wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    like, he can't be arsed to buy a reusable water bottle, he just brings in a bottle every morning

    makes a big deal about how he just came from the gym

    it's always one of those popup bottles that you suckle

    refills it in the water cooler, pops the top before suckling the plastic teat, then pushes the top back in every time

    They should sell Water Tits, which are just like bags of water with a plastic teat.

    they do sell those, just with wine
    this sounds vaguely biblical

    thy breasts are like skins of wine

    and thy box is like a box of wine

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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Winky wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Two random ladies just showed up at my school and handed me a drink called yakult, which some googling reveals is a pro biotic fermented milk drink that contains bacterium Lactobacillus casei.

    Whiiiiich means nothing to me.

    It's yogurt.

    It is drinkable, so slightly different, but same basic idea then?

    Gogurt

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    msmyamsmya Being Fabulous Registered User regular
    Blah the coffee is really bad at my work.
    You can buy coffee that tastes better downstairs , but I normally drink tea.

    Guys, I'm really addicted to the passion tea at Starbucks. And the free wifi.

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    Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    Deebaser wrote: »
    Eddy wrote: »
    the culture of deebaser's company is very anti-personal water bottle

    in like a start-up with arm sleeves and office pets i'm sure it's no big deal

    Well, you dont bring a water bottle to a meeting!

    I don't know, the whole picture says to me "we offer zero amenities" and maybe it's just me, but every place Ive ever worked that skimped on coffee also penny pinched on benefits/pay

    I feel like you are reading too much into the beverages but not enough into the rest.

    I see too many laptops at that meeting, and the beverages and phone chargers mean that shit has been going on forever. Work doesn't actually get done at meetings, so more than the drink situation, it screams to me "we waste the time of 8+ employees for hours and hours at a time while nothing gets accomplished"

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    ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Winky wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Two random ladies just showed up at my school and handed me a drink called yakult, which some googling reveals is a pro biotic fermented milk drink that contains bacterium Lactobacillus casei.

    Whiiiiich means nothing to me.

    It's yogurt.

    It is drinkable, so slightly different, but same basic idea then?

    yogurt is drinkable

    the gelatinous stuff is the weird kind

    fuck gendered marketing
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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited April 2014
    Winky wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Winky wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Two random ladies just showed up at my school and handed me a drink called yakult, which some googling reveals is a pro biotic fermented milk drink that contains bacterium Lactobacillus casei.

    Whiiiiich means nothing to me.

    It's yogurt.

    It is drinkable, so slightly different, but same basic idea then?

    Gogurt

    Apparently it contains a special strain of the bacterium, named Shirota, named after the dude that made it or whatever.

    It did not taste very good.

    Inquisitor on
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    Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    In china, all the yogurt was really watery and always served with a straw, so I dunno. They always looked at me funny when I'd peel the lid off all the way rather than pierce it with the straw. Double strange looks when I'd toss fruit in.

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    I am starting to get into green tea, I am digging genmaicha. It is very mellow.

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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    "Neither do people pour new wine into old wineskins. If they do, the skins will burst; the wine will run out and the wineskins will be ruined. No, they pour new wine into new wineskins, and both are preserved"

    the bible: a practical guide for storing one's wine

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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    Elldren Thomamelas‌ MrAnthropy‌ desc‌ Powerpuppies‌

    does everyone think they can make tomorrow night for the return of Mage?

    my out of town guests are all gone and I have no medical things going on and holy cow I mgiht actually be able to do this :)

    IN OTHER NEWS:

    I have the PDF of the new "Run & Gun" supplement for Shadowrun 5e and holy god it is the gear porniest

    lasers UNF

    monofilament chainsaws UNF UNF UNF

    @Jacobkosh‌

    I'm in.

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    DeebaserDeebaser on my way to work in a suit and a tie Ahhhh...come on fucking guyRegistered User regular
    Deebaser wrote: »
    Eddy wrote: »
    the culture of deebaser's company is very anti-personal water bottle

    in like a start-up with arm sleeves and office pets i'm sure it's no big deal

    Well, you dont bring a water bottle to a meeting!

    I don't know, the whole picture says to me "we offer zero amenities" and maybe it's just me, but every place Ive ever worked that skimped on coffee also penny pinched on benefits/pay

    I feel like you are reading too much into the beverages but not enough into the rest.

    I see too many laptops at that meeting, and the beverages and phone chargers mean that shit has been going on forever. Work doesn't actually get done at meetings, so more than the drink situation, it screams to me "we waste the time of 8+ employees for hours and hours at a time while nothing gets accomplished"

    I also mentioned dis, but everyone got hung up on the water/coffee

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    dlinfinitidlinfiniti Registered User regular
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Winky wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Winky wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Two random ladies just showed up at my school and handed me a drink called yakult, which some googling reveals is a pro biotic fermented milk drink that contains bacterium Lactobacillus casei.

    Whiiiiich means nothing to me.

    It's yogurt.

    It is drinkable, so slightly different, but same basic idea then?

    Gogurt

    Apparently it contains a special strain of the bacterium, named Shirota, named after the dude that made it or whatever.

    It did not taste very good.
    how do you feel about pocari sweat

    AAAAA!!! PLAAAYGUUU!!!!
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    ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Winky wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Winky wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Two random ladies just showed up at my school and handed me a drink called yakult, which some googling reveals is a pro biotic fermented milk drink that contains bacterium Lactobacillus casei.

    Whiiiiich means nothing to me.

    It's yogurt.

    It is drinkable, so slightly different, but same basic idea then?

    Gogurt

    Apparently it contains a special strain of the bacterium, named Shirota, named after the dude that made it or whatever.

    It did not taste very good.

    it is just normal yogurt quizzy

    fuck gendered marketing
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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    dlinfiniti wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Winky wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Winky wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Two random ladies just showed up at my school and handed me a drink called yakult, which some googling reveals is a pro biotic fermented milk drink that contains bacterium Lactobacillus casei.

    Whiiiiich means nothing to me.

    It's yogurt.

    It is drinkable, so slightly different, but same basic idea then?

    Gogurt

    Apparently it contains a special strain of the bacterium, named Shirota, named after the dude that made it or whatever.

    It did not taste very good.
    how do you feel about pocari sweat

    I drink it when I hit the treadmill because I sweat a ton, but otherwise I skip on it.

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    Elldren wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Winky wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Winky wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Two random ladies just showed up at my school and handed me a drink called yakult, which some googling reveals is a pro biotic fermented milk drink that contains bacterium Lactobacillus casei.

    Whiiiiich means nothing to me.

    It's yogurt.

    It is drinkable, so slightly different, but same basic idea then?

    Gogurt

    Apparently it contains a special strain of the bacterium, named Shirota, named after the dude that made it or whatever.

    It did not taste very good.

    it is just normal yogurt quizzy

    No it is a specific brand with specific flavoring and other things added. And also the only product to contain that particular strain.

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    EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    DK says James Franco's younger brother isn't really that good looking, merely super white looking

    I respectfully disagree

    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
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    ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Elldren wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Winky wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Winky wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Two random ladies just showed up at my school and handed me a drink called yakult, which some googling reveals is a pro biotic fermented milk drink that contains bacterium Lactobacillus casei.

    Whiiiiich means nothing to me.

    It's yogurt.

    It is drinkable, so slightly different, but same basic idea then?

    Gogurt

    Apparently it contains a special strain of the bacterium, named Shirota, named after the dude that made it or whatever.

    It did not taste very good.

    it is just normal yogurt quizzy

    No it is a specific brand with specific flavoring and other things added. And also the only product to contain that particular strain.

    every yogurt brand does that bs

    fuck gendered marketing
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