Good evening and welcome to the most enlightened wrestling thread in the history of this forum. SILENCE! I know some of you have come to expect me to engage you with an elaborate and articulate introduction to the world of wrestling by yours truly. However...
...I've deduced that you half-witted simpletons are more appreciative of and entertained by low effort drivel consisting of a series of pictures depicting pointless novelty.
Be quiet. I'm not finished! It has also come to my attention that many of you sub-par ignoramuses are far more likely to clap your Cheeto dust stained forearms together if I simply list your names one at time.
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2 Nirya 144
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4 The highly magnanimous PwnanObrien 141
5 SanderJK 140
5 The Betman 140
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8 411Randle 137
8 The Geebs That Got Bigtimed 137
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10 Radius 135
12 Schide 134
13 Balefuego 128
13 Big M Langstein 128
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16 Nothing 125
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17 Reynolds 122
17 Bloodsheed 122
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21 zllehs 118
22 Dex Dynamo 117
23 Dogbone33 116
24 Azraith 112
24 Psychotic One 112
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I suppose I should further disgrace this position by using it to
shamelessly promote recorded broadcasts hosted by locals. Speaking of your past ineptitude and lack of taste let's all partake in thuggish celebrations until the end.
After all, to quote a wise old philosopher, "Life sucks...and then you die."
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You've got a great Reigns/Authority rivalry.
You've got a Divas division hopefully on it's way to a really stalwart stable.
You've got a hilarious and exciting Ambrose/Rollins rivalry and on the midcard Big E/Rusev could be easily picking up steam, and Fandango/Ziggler could be fun.
You have Lesnar lurking on the horizon and at some point you have Bryan and Barrett coming back.
I really do love watching Punk wrestle, but at this point they don't seem to be stalling at all.
Oh yeah, we can also add an inevitable Wyatt/Y2J feud, which is more of a hype generator than they'll ever need.
I'm gonna use this post to promote myself. I'm a pick'ems killer, and by that, I mean that I take dudes out. I took all of you out, I grabbed my titles, I walked out of Money in the Bank as your new SE++ Champion. And I can't wait to see which one of you nerds wins next month at Battleground, so I can know who exactly I get to crush at Summerslam.
See you there, dorks.
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Is this a dream?
EDIT: Emma accidentally showed up in the background. This has to be a fever dream. Renee barely not laughing is too much.
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Weeks and months of CM Punk is coming back reports!
Atone for your sins!
AJ is great in the ring and good on the mic (when she's not... no, no, optimism, don't be a broken record), and this feud should be really good, and with these two in place, and Naomi on the verge of breaking out in singles, and the Bellas visibly caring in the ring, and Nattie tearing it up when she's on TV, and with the oncoming NXT talent (sasha banks, the boss ain't just a nickname, y'all), and BAYLEY, the Divas division is on the verge of a transformation
and multiple segments on TV in a week/on a PPV!
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I want to say the exasparated look that AJ and Paige shared when the crowd was chanting CM Punk was delightful.
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I'm not saying we need Punk back. The show is fucking loaded with great talent.
I an saying, however, he would be a welcome addition, and I don't get why it's cool to hate him now. Is it just because the crowds chant his name? Are we really that shallow?
I don't mind at all.
Oh of course, as a fan I'm totally excited to see a stacked roster stacked even further.
I'm more addressing the "AJ being an olive branch" or the Punk holding out idea, that I don't really know if the WWE as an entertainment business really NEEDS him back at this point.
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They better let him use the GTS because Bryan is using both his finishers now.
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It takes someone who's worked hard on their own and reduces them to an accessory for someone else
Which is shitty when it happens to anyone, but in this case, it overwrites her tremendous accomplishments in doing so
She's not "AJ Lee, longest-reigning Divas champion of all time," she's "that thing what belongs to CM Punk now," and it's gross
We should be celebrating how fucking great she is at her job.
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Well, if he eventually ends up like Yoshi Tatsu then most will be unhappy.
Like, even if at times I felt like she was working solely to invest people in the "AJ Lee Division" rather than the Divas division, I recognize how badass it is that she accomplished what she did, and GOT people talking, and GOT people paying attention, and I want the crowd to cheer (or boo, depending on if she's being a villain) the heck out of her for doing so
Not chant the name of her husband because he's hanging out at home
best one in forever
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Except that Reigns is already booked in the title match.
Rumors are they're holding off his match with Hunter till NoC.
See, thats your perspective.
Mine?
They want to see you know....CM PUNK.
The fans liked him, everyone knows she's associated with him. Seeing her they hope to see him too.
Because you know, they want to see him.
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I'm kind of surprised at the hate for the swagger baby face turn... OK he was a racist heel... so just make him stop saying racist stuff and he is a great American baby face.
And another thing Swagger hate is all fine and Dandy and i love and am going to miss BNB as much as anyone around here but that shoulder injury is not on swagger. It was just an accident.
CM punk left the company
don't make it AJ's problem
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