SHOW ME WHERE YOU LIIIIIIIIIIIVE (Set to the tune of Show Me How To Live by Audioslave)
"Hello, welcome to my home. I hope you enjoy the tour."
"Here is my front door. This is how you get into my house. My door has a magic lock that requires a cat's eye, a statue of a peeing boy, and a special 4 digit code."
"If we turn around, you can see my garage, and see my WHIP! The lighting sucks."
"Upon entering there is a hallway that I forgot to photograph that leads to this small half bath. That toilet paper is used to wipe poop from butts."
"This is where I cook and clean dishes. That red tupperware has one cupcake leftover in it. You can't have it."
"That small pantry has snacks in it. Still can't have any."
"The money shot! Inside of the fridge and freezer! Some delicious stuff and some not so delicious stuff."
"Here is the dining room where we eat food prepared in the kitchen."
"Next we will head downstairs into the living room. We're in the market for a new couch. We put the old one downstairs in the theater room. We'll be heading that way soon."
"The 55" TV that is basically used for viewing Paw Patrol. Also, a NIGHTHAWK ROUTER!"
"Turn around and you'll see my older son's desk."
"Here is the view out of my back patio door."
"Now we head downstairs into the media room."
"The media/theater room where I spend most of my time and do all of my homework...which I should be doing right now but instead I'm making this thread."
"Off to the side of the media room is the laundry room which I refer to as "THE DUNGEON" or "THE MURDERROOM"
"Now we will head upstairs to the bedrooms."
"This is the ugliest bathroom you will ever see. It's one of the first things we'll be redoing."
"This is where the magic happens. Also, FUCK MAKING BEDS!"
"Here is the bedroom TV where I watch a lot of shows and sometimes I bring my PS4 up here like it is right now."
"The kids room along with my old Xbox 360 and their little 29" TV. Like I said before, FUCK MAKING BEDS!"
"My son's collection of Ponies and some Clifford Books."
"And finally...my view right now."
"Thanks for taking the tour with me. I hope you enjoyed my home. Now it is time to post where you live."
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like, I'd never before noticed that my kitchen is on the opposite side of the house from both bathrooms and the laundry room, meaning that the drain goes down into the crawlspace underneath, hits an elbow joint, and then runs across the house through the basement ceiling to connect to the main drainage line.
This means that if the compressed air I used to clear a blockage hadn't worked, after having already tried snaking the clog or using liquid plumber, it would have been a real pain in the ass to clear. Thankfully, literally the last idea I had before calling a plumber worked.
Only millionaires get to live in houses as big as yours over here
This will be here until I receive an apology or Weedlordvegeta get any consequences for being a bully
But I won't be getting outdoor shots.
Because it will be pitch black by the time I get home.
Really? This is considered to be a smallish house here.
Owning a house is kind of scary but awesome.
We also replaced all the appliances (which are in the video), since the ones they had were the most basic, cheapest shit you could buy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PUbYPk6vX9E&list=UUVRLl3B3wmNDpHvJk45B87w
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One of the things that always boggles my mind on some of those HGTV shows is the astronomical cost of even modest looking homes. Something that I could live in for low to mid 100,000 will almost always be around 800,000 on those shows.
I should really do that.
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Yeah, our 1200sq ft townhouse in Maryland cost 270. That price in South Florida, where I grew up, would get you a 2400+sq ft mini-mansion.
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wat
Hurray for apartments.
on the other hand you could buy a house in Toronto!
There Is Level 3 Mould Contamination. Anyone Entering The Property Must Take Protective Measures (Minimum: N95 Mask)
http://fmlistings.tumblr.com/post/25998917531/3-bedroom-3-bathroom-mould-filled-awesomeness
It sold only 2 weeks later for $876,000
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I'm more than happy to let her loose. I haven't put anything up yet and I just plan on handing her a stack of things and saying "Put these wherever you want. Or don't. Have fun!
For that same price here in Iowa, I could get a house with 6 bedrooms, 3 1/2 bathrooms, over 5000 square feet on 1.15 acres.
That's so big I don't think I would want to live in it even if I could afford it.
Street View screenshot? (with address removed, of course)
check out that sweet-ass garden that doesn't look nearly so good now because it's no longer being maintained by the previous owner who had far more time and gardening skill than me or my wife.
All lit up and imposing. I was literally in awe. I couldn't stop talking about it. Now keeping in mind that this house is not only within city limits, but is also within a five minute drive of downtown of (I believe) the most populous city in Iowa.
It's a $700,000 house
So yeah. housing's kinda cheap round these parts
it's nerve-wracking
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So here is my room, where I spend most of my time:
I spend entirely too much time on games of all varieties...
And for whatever reason my room has a bathroom that attaches only to itself and no other part of the house so, it's basically mine:
Then downstairs we have our entirely too large of living room. I use it for the exercise bike and reading while putting some records on:
Here is the dining room, which is used as an actual dining room like twice a year for Thanksgiving and Christmas and used at all other times for boardgames, partway through a game of ASL with a friend, though I may call the game because he is so slow at taking turns that I have forgotten most of what has even happened:
Here is our gigantic kitchen with its stupid amount of counter space:
So yeah, that is my place. It's pretty swank, I must say. If people are interested I can scrounge up shots of my digs in Japan where I spent the last two years too.
Maybe not in the kitchen.
Carpet makes me ill.
This is as good as its getting.
on my way!
I am considerably happier living here with him in a tiny little hole in the wall than I was in 1800sqft on 2.1 acres with my asshole family.
but they're listening to every word I say
Not into tractors, rodeos, and meth?
but they're listening to every word I say