So, I'm going away from the 22nd until the 29th. Maybe I should have said this earlier, but if I have to go and pick up a parcel from the post office after I get back, then that's cool. It shouldn't cause any problems, hopefully.
So, if someone did happen to be my satan, and you were wondering why I seemed not to have received anything.
Call your local post office and let them know you're expecting a package and you'll be out of town. If your gift is coming from overseas you want to do everything in your power to stop it being returned to sender.
I got a gift! I'll share a pic tonight if I can. There's supposed to be more coming, but a note to my Satan: I'll be out of town from tomorrow until the 30th. Fear not, any deliveries during that time should be safe, but I won't know about them.
I have a 5 pound Gummy Goof Up bag from them, its discounted gummys they sell because they are like slightly off color or something, and I just munch on it a little bit over the course of awhile. I've had my current bag almost 3 weeks and it has about anohter 2 days on it.
My parents live outside of Wiesbaden, so we'll be there most of the time. We'll also be in Bastogne and Salzburg, which I do realize are not in Germany, before anyone says anything.
"Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
My parents live outside of Wiesbaden, so we'll be there most of the time. We'll also be in Bastogne and Salzburg, which I do realize are not in Germany, before anyone says anything.
Oooh, enjoy your stay! We wanted to stop in Salzburg during EuroPAX, but in the end we weren't able to do so due to time constraints.
If certain people WERE EVER FUCKING HOME TO ANSWER THE FUCKING DOOR. We would see a few more before I start round two of "Stale buys shit for err body".
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"Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
He left a note saying "I'm not your Satan, Merry Festivus"
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This led to brief excitment as I thought it was stuff I needed for the wedding.
Then I immediately followed that up with, no, I didn't ordered it from amazon, and nor did I buy anything from amazon.
It was, as you may have pieced together, a gift
From that sly dog @stale who decided to revenge gift me.
This book is awesome! Vivienne immediately became annoyed with me as I then sat down and read half of it and ignored her.
Thanks stale! I always wanted an argument!
Satans..... hints.....
Call your local post office and let them know you're expecting a package and you'll be out of town. If your gift is coming from overseas you want to do everything in your power to stop it being returned to sender.
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
Whatever you do
WHATEVER YOU DO
do not ever mix up the regular kind with the sugar-free kind.
Like, it can sometimes seem like a harmless distinction, but in the case of gummy bears, it absolutely is NOT.
And not as in, ew, gross (Which isn't actually the case, sugar-free gummies taste fine)
It's more like "Oh dear God, why can't I leave the toilet, someone call the hospital"
Some sugar-free snacks are sugar alcohol based.
That stuff is a nightmare if you aren't very careful.
More than once I've binged on that stuff, and was paid a visit from the shit fairy.
Somebody's gonna get some peppermint bark fudge, I think.
Gonna make some cookies too!
Gotta wait till next paycheck, though. Money's super tight right now.
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The reviews for those things are a treasure trove of horror stories.
Five pounds is entirely too much gummy.
5 pounds is a fine amount of gummys.
My parents live outside of Wiesbaden, so we'll be there most of the time. We'll also be in Bastogne and Salzburg, which I do realize are not in Germany, before anyone says anything.
"Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
You should have something by next week though!
Oooh, enjoy your stay! We wanted to stop in Salzburg during EuroPAX, but in the end we weren't able to do so due to time constraints.
It is the time of year I look like a prarie dog or something.
I am excited!
Although thank you for immediately supplying me with the word autocorrect after I typed fuck you
More still to be made.
I was takin a nap and my daughter threw a box at me
I didn't order anything, and I was too big of a dummy to get signed up for this marvelous gift giving extravaganza this year....
After looking at the packing slip I see it's from @Stale !!!!!!!
It's a naughty little gift that shakes and vibrates and is handheld...
Awwwww yeah!
Thank you @Stale. You are a prince.
I always forget what a crazy motherfucker you are.
And someday we'll actually hang out.
"Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
It's not a wine magazine, it's a whiskey magazine!
Satans..... hints.....
Whiskey Snorting Quarterly
Send me more shit
I'm home right now.
I'm making a pie.
"Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN