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  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    give me pizza

    p i z z a

  • P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    TehSloth wrote: »
    P10 wrote: »
    dominos specialty pizzas werent great but weren't horrible
    give me a double down pizza dominos pls

    I went over to a friends house who had ordered papa johns pizza for everybody -- he got some kind of big mac pizza -- it had beef and pickles and thousand island and shit on it. I was terrified but everyone who ate some said it was really good.
    i am down with weird pizzas
    experimenting is good
    cram both the failures and the successes into my gullet

    Shameful pursuits and utterly stupid opinions
  • Rear Admiral ChocoRear Admiral Choco I wanna be an owl, Jerry! Owl York CityRegistered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    so

    at the beginning of that lifter cleans the vhs head video

    the chair is at the top of the stairs when the lady gets home

    WHO'S BEEN RIDING THIS LADY'S CHAIR WHILE SHE'S AWAY

    are you still watching this

    (i am too)

  • bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    Ladyroar is looking at houses in NYC apparently (no idea why) and linked me to this,

    Someone want to hook me with a million so I can buy this?

    http://www.trulia.com/property/3186777019-184-61-Tudor-Rd-Queens-NY-11432#photo-2

  • syndalissyndalis Getting Classy On the WallRegistered User, Loves Apple Products regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    syndalis wrote: »
    I just think my shame would be unbearable if I actually ordered domino's in NYC.

    I think they send a second, complete with wakizashi and silk cloth, when you order chain Pizza in NYC.

    hey if it was okay for the ninja turtles

    But legit, I have not eaten Papa John's, Pizza Hut or Domino's in the past 5-6 years.

    I can still taste all three of them by memory though. Papa John's with their garlic dipping sauce for the crust was my favorite.

    But they all legit suck compared to the 5-6 places in walking distance of my front door.

    SW-4158-3990-6116
    Let's play Mario Kart or something...
  • Element BrianElement Brian Peanut Butter Shill Registered User regular
    Coinage wrote: »
    Dominos pizza is kind of garbage

    you go to hell and you stay there

    Switch FC code:SW-2130-4285-0059

    Arch,
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_goGR39m2k
  • TTODewbackTTODewback Puts the drawl in ya'll I think I'm in HellRegistered User regular
    edited February 2015
    i am eating all the pizza right now
    bbq chicken and bacon
    and thin crust white feta and spinach

    TTODewback on
    Bless your heart.
  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    did you have a good day at school?

    --yes

    who did you play with today?

    --dinosaurs and train tracks

  • Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    i have ordered fried chicken for supper

    fuck it

    FUCK IT

    this week has been super rough and i want to be fat

    gonna eat fried chicken, drink bourbon and watch Justified

  • ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    i am not ashamed to admit i had the mac n cheese bowl of sadness from dominos on more than one occasion

    is it

    good?

  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    Ladyroar is looking at houses in NYC apparently (no idea why) and linked me to this,

    Someone want to hook me with a million so I can buy this?

    http://www.trulia.com/property/3186777019-184-61-Tudor-Rd-Queens-NY-11432#photo-2

    only one whirlpool bath yuck

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • No-QuarterNo-Quarter Nothing To Fear But Fear ItselfRegistered User regular
    Houn wrote: »
    @Donkey Kong - which razer blade do you think is best? 1920x1080 8gig or 3200x1800 16 gig?

    22blades.jpg

    after all the fun that got poked at five blades before it happened and how nice five blades feel, i would try this

    The single precision blade on the back is one of the best things they ever added.

  • ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    because like, i love pasta in all forms but am supremely lazy

  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    syndalis wrote: »
    @Donkey Kong - which razer blade do you think is best? 1920x1080 8gig or 3200x1800 16 gig?

    If you plan on using it as a computer also, 3200x1800 16 gig. If it's just gaming, 1920x1080 8gig.

    But I think he will get another year or two of ultra settings out of a good looking 900p than he will a good looking 1080p - that extra one hundred and eighty p is a lot of pixels to keep track of for a mobile GPU on modern games.

    That's a fair statement. Though I'm not sure I agree on a whole extra year. It'll be a marginal frame rate boost for a short amount of time. Both machines are ultimately a waste of money, so I figured spend less. You're not going to go substantially more wrong either way.

    Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
  • Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    Wife just sent me the following transcript from bathtime today

    Graham: Carter, fart!

    Carter: No fart!

    Graham: CARTER! FART!

    Carter: NO FART!

    Graham: FART!!!

    Carter: Okay

    *bubbles float to the surface*

    Please consider the environment before printing this post.
  • Element BrianElement Brian Peanut Butter Shill Registered User regular
    dominoes pizza with white sauce, chicken and bacon is my thing

    Switch FC code:SW-2130-4285-0059

    Arch,
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_goGR39m2k
  • bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    I wonder if Razer's laptops have same build quality as their mice/keyboards, if so DO NOT WANT

  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    Arch wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    i am not ashamed to admit i had the mac n cheese bowl of sadness from dominos on more than one occasion

    is it

    good?

    it is

    your tears add a certain je ne sais quoi

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • surrealitychecksurrealitycheck lonely, but not unloved dreaming of faulty keys and latchesRegistered User regular
  • P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    i was pretty much only eating dominos pizza for a period in my 'life'

    Shameful pursuits and utterly stupid opinions
  • HounHoun Registered User regular
    Houn wrote: »
    @Donkey Kong - which razer blade do you think is best? 1920x1080 8gig or 3200x1800 16 gig?

    22blades.jpg

    after all the fun that got poked at five blades before it happened and how nice five blades feel, i would try this

    I've been bearded for a good long while now, but when I was shaving, I was using a Merkur 38c with a variety of blades.

    1887d1173281906-new-merkur-38c-merkur-38c-detailed-image.jpg

    Let me tell you. A safety razor with a good blade, you can hear every single hair being individually sliced, and it's fucking amazing.

  • MimMim I prefer my lovers… dead.Registered User regular
    Wife just sent me the following transcript from bathtime today

    Graham: Carter, fart!

    Carter: No fart!

    Graham: CARTER! FART!

    Carter: NO FART!

    Graham: FART!!!

    Carter: Okay

    *bubbles float to the surface*

    D:D:D:D:

    *puts "closed for business" sign on uterus*

    BlueSky: thequeenofchaos Steam: mimspanks (add me then tell me who you are! Ask for my IG)
  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    safety razor just terrifies me

    like a visceral fear i can not conquer

    not that i shave anyway but

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    omg i desperately dont want to go to this meeting that i am running

  • HounHoun Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    safety razor just terrifies me

    like a visceral fear i can not conquer

    not that i shave anyway but

    It's pretty safe. It's right there in the name.

    Straight Razor, though, that's a dangerous and manly way to shave.

    Too much work sharpening and stropping for me, though.

  • bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    just got sent this with this message.

    http://www.trulia.com/property/3068758092-3208-168th-St-Queens-NY-11358#photo-2
    This realtor needs to be fired for those pictures

  • HappylilElfHappylilElf Registered User regular
    edited February 2015
    did you have a good day at school?

    --yes

    who did you play with today?

    --dinosaurs and train tracks

    These might be the best possible answers to those questions.

    HappylilElf on
  • Rear Admiral ChocoRear Admiral Choco I wanna be an owl, Jerry! Owl York CityRegistered User regular
    No-Quarter wrote: »
    Houn wrote: »
    @Donkey Kong - which razer blade do you think is best? 1920x1080 8gig or 3200x1800 16 gig?

    22blades.jpg

    after all the fun that got poked at five blades before it happened and how nice five blades feel, i would try this

    The single precision blade on the back is one of the best things they ever added.

    seriously my manscaping game has only ever jumped up in quality higher when i started using the shavette razor

    until then the fusion is civilization, and is still excellent for basic junk maintenance

    *collects endorsement cheque*

  • TTODewbackTTODewback Puts the drawl in ya'll I think I'm in HellRegistered User regular

    yes my mistress. i will do anything you ask of me.

    Bless your heart.
  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    just got sent this with this message.

    http://www.trulia.com/property/3068758092-3208-168th-St-Queens-NY-11358#photo-2
    This realtor needs to be fired for those pictures

    wtf

    it's almost like they don't actually want to sell

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • AresProphetAresProphet Registered User regular

    Femhawke Rogue IRL

    that spinkick flask attack was so fucking rad. DA2 did have some pretty amazing combat animations, even if the combat itself was meh

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  • Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    straight razors are just not worth using yourself.

    safety razors are eponymously correct

  • EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular

    i remember seriously thinking i would be okay with being strangled to death by this woman

    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
  • Rear Admiral ChocoRear Admiral Choco I wanna be an owl, Jerry! Owl York CityRegistered User regular
    Houn wrote: »
    Houn wrote: »
    @Donkey Kong - which razer blade do you think is best? 1920x1080 8gig or 3200x1800 16 gig?

    22blades.jpg

    after all the fun that got poked at five blades before it happened and how nice five blades feel, i would try this

    I've been bearded for a good long while now, but when I was shaving, I was using a Merkur 38c with a variety of blades.

    1887d1173281906-new-merkur-38c-merkur-38c-detailed-image.jpg

    Let me tell you. A safety razor with a good blade, you can hear every single hair being individually sliced, and it's fucking amazing.

    oh god yes

    i used a shavette razor, basically you break a double edged razor in half and set one half in the arm

    it works like a straight razor except there's a guard and you don't have to bother with stropping or any of that

  • GreeperGreeper Registered User regular
    The pope is being such a dumb

    get out of here pope

    give me latium.

  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    ooo my new work computer arrived at IT

    I have to call them tomorrow and tell them what to put on it

    @gooey

  • surrealitychecksurrealitycheck lonely, but not unloved dreaming of faulty keys and latchesRegistered User regular
    Eddy wrote: »

    i remember seriously thinking i would be okay with being strangled to death by this woman

    ive been thinking that since goldeneye

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  • Rear Admiral ChocoRear Admiral Choco I wanna be an owl, Jerry! Owl York CityRegistered User regular
    edited February 2015
    Houn wrote: »
    Houn wrote: »
    @Donkey Kong - which razer blade do you think is best? 1920x1080 8gig or 3200x1800 16 gig?

    22blades.jpg

    after all the fun that got poked at five blades before it happened and how nice five blades feel, i would try this

    I've been bearded for a good long while now, but when I was shaving, I was using a Merkur 38c with a variety of blades.

    1887d1173281906-new-merkur-38c-merkur-38c-detailed-image.jpg

    Let me tell you. A safety razor with a good blade, you can hear every single hair being individually sliced, and it's fucking amazing.

    oh god yes

    i used a shavette razor, basically you break a double edged razor in half and set one half in the arm

    it works like a straight razor except there's a guard and you don't have to bother with stropping or any of that

    this is what it looks like

    31pwDVmS-LL.jpg

    Rear Admiral Choco on
  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    hi yes this is skippy

    please install the office suite, adobe photoshop, and 10 gigs of the foulest pornog

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