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    surrealitychecksurrealitycheck lonely, but not unloved dreaming of faulty keys and latchesRegistered User regular
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    P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    i was pretty much only eating dominos pizza for a period in my 'life'

    Shameful pursuits and utterly stupid opinions
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    HounHoun Registered User regular
    Houn wrote: »
    @Donkey Kong - which razer blade do you think is best? 1920x1080 8gig or 3200x1800 16 gig?

    22blades.jpg

    after all the fun that got poked at five blades before it happened and how nice five blades feel, i would try this

    I've been bearded for a good long while now, but when I was shaving, I was using a Merkur 38c with a variety of blades.

    1887d1173281906-new-merkur-38c-merkur-38c-detailed-image.jpg

    Let me tell you. A safety razor with a good blade, you can hear every single hair being individually sliced, and it's fucking amazing.

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    MimMim I prefer my lovers… dead.Registered User regular
    Wife just sent me the following transcript from bathtime today

    Graham: Carter, fart!

    Carter: No fart!

    Graham: CARTER! FART!

    Carter: NO FART!

    Graham: FART!!!

    Carter: Okay

    *bubbles float to the surface*

    D:D:D:D:

    *puts "closed for business" sign on uterus*

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    safety razor just terrifies me

    like a visceral fear i can not conquer

    not that i shave anyway but

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    omg i desperately dont want to go to this meeting that i am running

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    HounHoun Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    safety razor just terrifies me

    like a visceral fear i can not conquer

    not that i shave anyway but

    It's pretty safe. It's right there in the name.

    Straight Razor, though, that's a dangerous and manly way to shave.

    Too much work sharpening and stropping for me, though.

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    bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    just got sent this with this message.

    http://www.trulia.com/property/3068758092-3208-168th-St-Queens-NY-11358#photo-2
    This realtor needs to be fired for those pictures

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    HappylilElfHappylilElf Registered User regular
    edited February 2015
    did you have a good day at school?

    --yes

    who did you play with today?

    --dinosaurs and train tracks

    These might be the best possible answers to those questions.

    HappylilElf on
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    Rear Admiral ChocoRear Admiral Choco I wanna be an owl, Jerry! Owl York CityRegistered User regular
    No-Quarter wrote: »
    Houn wrote: »
    @Donkey Kong - which razer blade do you think is best? 1920x1080 8gig or 3200x1800 16 gig?

    22blades.jpg

    after all the fun that got poked at five blades before it happened and how nice five blades feel, i would try this

    The single precision blade on the back is one of the best things they ever added.

    seriously my manscaping game has only ever jumped up in quality higher when i started using the shavette razor

    until then the fusion is civilization, and is still excellent for basic junk maintenance

    *collects endorsement cheque*

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    TTODewbackTTODewback Puts the drawl in ya'll I think I'm in HellRegistered User regular

    yes my mistress. i will do anything you ask of me.

    Bless your heart.
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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    just got sent this with this message.

    http://www.trulia.com/property/3068758092-3208-168th-St-Queens-NY-11358#photo-2
    This realtor needs to be fired for those pictures

    wtf

    it's almost like they don't actually want to sell

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    AresProphetAresProphet Registered User regular

    Femhawke Rogue IRL

    that spinkick flask attack was so fucking rad. DA2 did have some pretty amazing combat animations, even if the combat itself was meh

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    Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    straight razors are just not worth using yourself.

    safety razors are eponymously correct

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    EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular

    i remember seriously thinking i would be okay with being strangled to death by this woman

    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
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    Rear Admiral ChocoRear Admiral Choco I wanna be an owl, Jerry! Owl York CityRegistered User regular
    Houn wrote: »
    Houn wrote: »
    @Donkey Kong - which razer blade do you think is best? 1920x1080 8gig or 3200x1800 16 gig?

    22blades.jpg

    after all the fun that got poked at five blades before it happened and how nice five blades feel, i would try this

    I've been bearded for a good long while now, but when I was shaving, I was using a Merkur 38c with a variety of blades.

    1887d1173281906-new-merkur-38c-merkur-38c-detailed-image.jpg

    Let me tell you. A safety razor with a good blade, you can hear every single hair being individually sliced, and it's fucking amazing.

    oh god yes

    i used a shavette razor, basically you break a double edged razor in half and set one half in the arm

    it works like a straight razor except there's a guard and you don't have to bother with stropping or any of that

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    GreeperGreeper Registered User regular
    The pope is being such a dumb

    get out of here pope

    give me latium.

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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    ooo my new work computer arrived at IT

    I have to call them tomorrow and tell them what to put on it

    @gooey

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    surrealitychecksurrealitycheck lonely, but not unloved dreaming of faulty keys and latchesRegistered User regular
    Eddy wrote: »

    i remember seriously thinking i would be okay with being strangled to death by this woman

    ive been thinking that since goldeneye

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    Rear Admiral ChocoRear Admiral Choco I wanna be an owl, Jerry! Owl York CityRegistered User regular
    edited February 2015
    Houn wrote: »
    Houn wrote: »
    @Donkey Kong - which razer blade do you think is best? 1920x1080 8gig or 3200x1800 16 gig?

    22blades.jpg

    after all the fun that got poked at five blades before it happened and how nice five blades feel, i would try this

    I've been bearded for a good long while now, but when I was shaving, I was using a Merkur 38c with a variety of blades.

    1887d1173281906-new-merkur-38c-merkur-38c-detailed-image.jpg

    Let me tell you. A safety razor with a good blade, you can hear every single hair being individually sliced, and it's fucking amazing.

    oh god yes

    i used a shavette razor, basically you break a double edged razor in half and set one half in the arm

    it works like a straight razor except there's a guard and you don't have to bother with stropping or any of that

    this is what it looks like

    31pwDVmS-LL.jpg

    Rear Admiral Choco on
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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    hi yes this is skippy

    please install the office suite, adobe photoshop, and 10 gigs of the foulest pornog

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    HounHoun Registered User regular
    this is what it looks like

    31pwDVmS-LL.jpg

    Ugh, I wish I still had those awesome Israeli Persona Red blades, but as far as I can tell they don't make them anymore. They were so good.

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    spacekungfumanspacekungfuman Poor and minority-filled Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    syndalis wrote: »
    I kind of want to try their specialty chicken now.

    That looks pretty good.

    failure is an option

    you'd save money just buying like tyson's chicken nugs and drizzling mustard on them

    What a non-specific answer.

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    kedinikkedinik Captain of Industry Registered User regular
    did you have a good day at school?

    --yes

    who did you play with today?

    --dinosaurs and train tracks

    Chanus, bro.

    You were right there with an agree, too.

    My wife is jealous of what we share.

    I made a game! Hotline Maui. Requires mouse and keyboard.
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    spacekungfumanspacekungfuman Poor and minority-filled Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Greeper wrote: »
    The pope is being such a dumb

    get out of here pope

    give me latium.

    . . . Have you been a Lorc alt the whole time?

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    kedinik wrote: »
    did you have a good day at school?

    --yes

    who did you play with today?

    --dinosaurs and train tracks

    Chanus, bro.

    You were right there with an agree, too.

    My wife is jealous of what we share.

    it is a beautiful thing

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    GreeperGreeper Registered User regular
    Greeper wrote: »
    The pope is being such a dumb

    get out of here pope

    give me latium.

    . . . Have you been a Lorc alt the whole time?

    Uh no I'm a church alt

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    GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    Houn wrote: »
    Houn wrote: »
    @Donkey Kong - which razer blade do you think is best? 1920x1080 8gig or 3200x1800 16 gig?

    22blades.jpg

    after all the fun that got poked at five blades before it happened and how nice five blades feel, i would try this

    I've been bearded for a good long while now, but when I was shaving, I was using a Merkur 38c with a variety of blades.

    1887d1173281906-new-merkur-38c-merkur-38c-detailed-image.jpg

    Let me tell you. A safety razor with a good blade, you can hear every single hair being individually sliced, and it's fucking amazing.

    oh god yes

    i used a shavette razor, basically you break a double edged razor in half and set one half in the arm

    it works like a straight razor except there's a guard and you don't have to bother with stropping or any of that

    How difficult is it to break a razor in half?

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    P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    i would make a great lorc alt

    Shameful pursuits and utterly stupid opinions
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    DeebaserDeebaser on my way to work in a suit and a tie Ahhhh...come on fucking guyRegistered User regular
    edited February 2015
    Chanus wrote: »
    just got sent this with this message.

    http://www.trulia.com/property/3068758092-3208-168th-St-Queens-NY-11358#photo-2
    This realtor needs to be fired for those pictures

    wtf

    it's almost like they don't actually want to sell

    As a Queens, Jamaica Estates is too Far East and In the middle of Suckistan

    Deebaser on
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    Rear Admiral ChocoRear Admiral Choco I wanna be an owl, Jerry! Owl York CityRegistered User regular
    Houn wrote: »
    this is what it looks like

    31pwDVmS-LL.jpg

    Ugh, I wish I still had those awesome Israeli Persona Red blades, but as far as I can tell they don't make them anymore. They were so good.

    i should buy one of those sampler packs

    the blades i got with this were wilkinson swords and i can find them reliably in stores but they're only marginally cheaper than cartridges really

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    zepherinzepherin Russian warship, go fuck yourself Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    safety razor just terrifies me

    like a visceral fear i can not conquer

    not that i shave anyway but
    Here is the thing. I take a Mach 3 and just essentially rub my face for 2 minutes, I feel like that sort of wrecklesa shaving with a safety razor would cut the shit out of me.

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    knitdanknitdan In ur base Killin ur guysRegistered User regular
    Of all the new bills introduced in the legislature

    The one people want to talk about on the radio is "kill daylight savings"

    I hate my state sometimes

    “I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
    -Indiana Solo, runner of blades
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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    i am waiting for my electric razor to get delivered

    i am at about 10 days growth now and it is awful and unsymmetrical and neckbeardy

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    YoshisummonsYoshisummons You have to let the dead vote, otherwise you'd just kill people you disagree with!Registered User regular
    That must have taken a lot of takes.

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    ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA mod
    Geth, recycle the thread on page 100.

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    GethGeth Legion Perseus VeilRegistered User, Moderator, Penny Arcade Staff, Vanilla Staff vanilla
    Affirmative Elki. Thread will be recycled after 100 pages.

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    HounHoun Registered User regular
    zepherin wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    safety razor just terrifies me

    like a visceral fear i can not conquer

    not that i shave anyway but
    Here is the thing. I take a Mach 3 and just essentially rub my face for 2 minutes, I feel like that sort of wrecklesa shaving with a safety razor would cut the shit out of me.

    Yes. Yes it would.

    Respect the razor, and it will respect you.

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    spacekungfumanspacekungfuman Poor and minority-filled Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Where did the whole "abolish the wage system" thing come from? Someone's butt?

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    HounHoun Registered User regular
    knitdan wrote: »
    Of all the new bills introduced in the legislature

    The one people want to talk about on the radio is "kill daylight savings"

    I hate my state sometimes

    But you can't deny that conversation about that particular bill is rather... timely.

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