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    builderr0rbuilderr0r Registered User regular
    Did I miss something speed, what happened with your mom?

    I was dating a trans girl, things were going really well

    And then my mom decided to look her up on Facebook and found out she was trans

    And after a few days of gut wrenching deliberation I decided that it'd be better in the long run to break it off with her instead of putting up with my mom's shitball attitude since I'm still living at home and really have no way to get away from her for the time being
    :( One reason why living at home sucks...being forced to put up with bullshit like this.

    I envy people who have family that are supportive of them being with whoever makes them happy. My family has a problem with me dating anyone who's not a rich, conventionally attractive male. I'm hoping I can move out by the end of the next year.

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    I am always available to pretend to be dating someone in order to take the heat off their backs.

    The shield that guards against nagging friends/family.

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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    Peter EbelPeter Ebel CopenhagenRegistered User regular
    not enough.
    Went on date. Had good time. Didn't stick the landing. Feel like I'm unintentionally pushing away good ladies. Oh well, rejection is part of the deal. But I'm kinda thinking this is a lot of energy and time to expend for a conversation. Need to up my date game perhaps. Do I need to learn how to dance or some shit? Nah, humans aren't worth the effort.

    Fuck off and die.
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    TamTam Registered User regular
    edited June 2015
    Peter Ebel wrote: »
    Went on date. Had good time. Didn't stick the landing. Feel like I'm unintentionally pushing away good ladies. Oh well, rejection is part of the deal. But I'm kinda thinking this is a lot of energy and time to expend for a conversation. Need to up my date game perhaps. Do I need to learn how to dance or some shit? Nah, humans aren't worth the effort.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vmn9asN-8AE

    apropos of nothing?

    Tam on
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    HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    [...] achieving a singular purpose against statistically long odds.
    chromdom wrote: »
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Straightzi wrote: »
    There are zero single ladies at this wedding

    What the heck

    Never try to romance someone at a wedding/reception. Trust me.

    I went to a friend's wedding a few years ago, and was designated as the wedding drunk, at specific request of the bride. I was double-fisting Black Russians for a couple of hours, and me being me, started to barf.
    Went to the bathroom to let it all out, and apparently interrupted the hook-up of two gay gentlemen, each one invited by one or the other of the wedding couple for the express purpose of getting them together.

    Never try to romance someone at a wedding/reception. Trust me. Someone will come in and start barfing next to you.

    Wanna come to my wedding? All booze, for you, is free.

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    WiseManTobesWiseManTobes Registered User regular
    Was posting this somewhere else for a different reason, but listening to it, it could also go here
    https://youtu.be/INFo3YDz-Ak

    Steam! Battlenet:Wisemantobes#1508
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    Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    not enough.
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    chromdom wrote: »
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Straightzi wrote: »
    There are zero single ladies at this wedding

    What the heck

    Never try to romance someone at a wedding/reception. Trust me.

    I went to a friend's wedding a few years ago, and was designated as the wedding drunk, at specific request of the bride. I was double-fisting Black Russians for a couple of hours, and me being me, started to barf.
    Went to the bathroom to let it all out, and apparently interrupted the hook-up of two gay gentlemen, each one invited by one or the other of the wedding couple for the express purpose of getting them together.

    Never try to romance someone at a wedding/reception. Trust me. Someone will come in and start barfing next to you.

    Wanna come to my wedding? All booze, for you, is free.

    *polite cough*

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    TamTam Registered User regular
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    chromdom wrote: »
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Straightzi wrote: »
    There are zero single ladies at this wedding

    What the heck

    Never try to romance someone at a wedding/reception. Trust me.

    I went to a friend's wedding a few years ago, and was designated as the wedding drunk, at specific request of the bride. I was double-fisting Black Russians for a couple of hours, and me being me, started to barf.
    Went to the bathroom to let it all out, and apparently interrupted the hook-up of two gay gentlemen, each one invited by one or the other of the wedding couple for the express purpose of getting them together.

    Never try to romance someone at a wedding/reception. Trust me. Someone will come in and start barfing next to you.

    Wanna come to my wedding? All booze, for you, is free.

    *polite cough*

    He wants some fun, not to go bankrupt

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    HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    [...] achieving a singular purpose against statistically long odds.
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    chromdom wrote: »
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Straightzi wrote: »
    There are zero single ladies at this wedding

    What the heck

    Never try to romance someone at a wedding/reception. Trust me.

    I went to a friend's wedding a few years ago, and was designated as the wedding drunk, at specific request of the bride. I was double-fisting Black Russians for a couple of hours, and me being me, started to barf.
    Went to the bathroom to let it all out, and apparently interrupted the hook-up of two gay gentlemen, each one invited by one or the other of the wedding couple for the express purpose of getting them together.

    Never try to romance someone at a wedding/reception. Trust me. Someone will come in and start barfing next to you.

    Wanna come to my wedding? All booze, for you, is free.

    *polite cough*

    Deedubs if you start drinking at my wedding, we both know it's going to result in me drinking with you, and then we're going to get drunk, and then we're going to get hammered, and then we're going to drive to a drive-thru wedding chapel in Vegas and get gay bro married to each other, and then things will get out of hand.

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    I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    all I can think right now is basically "I'm literally the main character from silver linings playbook"

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    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    all I can think right now is basically "I'm literally the main character from silver linings playbook"

    So ...dance off?

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    AnzekayAnzekay Registered User regular
    Anzekay wrote: »
    love is arguing with your boyfriend on twitter about whether or not dragons are also cats for, like, an hour as he steadily gets more and more tipsy

    I have been informed that love is also playing a board game and combining using tiles of your boyfriend's favourite colour with a winning strategy to the point that you win fairly convincingly.

    And then you tell him about it and he gushes about how much of a dork you are.

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    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    tynic wrote: »
    all I can think right now is basically "I'm literally the main character from silver linings playbook"

    So ...dance off?

    also DO NOT watch that movie when going through anything like a breakup it will not help and just makes you think "my god I am a fucking crazy person"
    but ... probably too late for that advice

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    I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    Haha nah I watched it when it came out on dvd a couple years ago, and I don't plan on watching it again anytime soon because Jennifer Lawrence's character reminds me of nida

    But I'm not exaggerating Bradley cooper's character is basically me in a nutshell

    It always hit close to home but right now it's the "fervently believes he can salvage his old relationship" part that's just like "goddamnit bryar"

    I don't regret the past two years, they taught me a lot about myself I needed to know

    But I'm glad that chapter is over and done with

    Now I just gotta learn to dance

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    SorceSorce Not ThereRegistered User regular
    [...] achieving a singular purpose against statistically long odds.
    Just don't be an Eagles fan. No one wants that.

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    TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    edited June 2015
    The Eagles are alright.

    Wait maybe that's what's wrong with me.

    Bad taste in music, added to the list of things that suck about me.

    Tallahasseeriel on
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    ButlerButler 89 episodes or bust Registered User regular
    Sorce wrote: »
    Just don't be a Lumineers fan. No one wants that.

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    OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    [...] achieving a singular purpose against statistically long odds.
    Nah, the Eagles are fine. I get why people might be sick of them as they've been on the radio pretty much constantly since the early 70's, but they've got some good jams.

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    Uriel wrote: »
    The Eagles are alright.

    Wait maybe that's what's wrong with me.

    Bad taste in music, added to the list of things that suck about me.

    Uriel, you should worry less about liking the eagles and think more that you are making a list.

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    VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    I love The Eagles

    Somebody fight me

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    TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    Blake T wrote: »
    Uriel wrote: »
    The Eagles are alright.

    Wait maybe that's what's wrong with me.

    Bad taste in music, added to the list of things that suck about me.

    Uriel, you should worry less about liking the eagles and think more that you are making a list.

    I'm not actually making a list.

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    BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    What are you making then?

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    I needed anime to post.I needed anime to post. boom Registered User regular
    Uriel wrote: »
    Blake T wrote: »
    Uriel wrote: »
    The Eagles are alright.

    Wait maybe that's what's wrong with me.

    Bad taste in music, added to the list of things that suck about me.

    Uriel, you should worry less about liking the eagles and think more that you are making a list.

    I'm adding "lies about making a list" to the list

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    JarsJars Registered User regular
    Veldrin wrote: »
    I love The Eagles

    Somebody fight me

    I would fight you but I also love the eagles

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    BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    What I am scared of the girl I am talking to via a 20 questions format when I asked her what she was looking for in a man. Her reply of she was looking for honesty, loyalty to run off when things go bad. Someone to be supportive. But it was the they have to be cute, pretty eyes and perfect teeth and really pretty hair. but she then said what she was looking for was inside because she said she has a lot of failed relationships just because she thought they were cute.

    I am really bad a talking to people at times as I tend to overthink and play it out in my head even before I ask the question.

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    VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    Jars wrote: »
    Veldrin wrote: »
    I love The Eagles

    Somebody fight me

    I would fight you but I also love the eagles

    Let's fight anyway, we'll work something out as we go.

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    HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    [...] achieving a singular purpose against statistically long odds.
    Veldrin wrote: »
    I love The Eagles

    Somebody fight me

    With the exception of Joe Walsh, all of The Eagles are assholes and can go to FuckOffTown

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    a many splendored thing.
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Veldrin wrote: »
    I love The Eagles

    Somebody fight me

    With the exception of Joe Walsh, all of The Eagles are assholes and can go to FuckOffTown

    Don Henley is clearly the only worthwhile component of the Eagles

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    XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Veldrin wrote: »
    I love The Eagles

    Somebody fight me

    With the exception of Joe Walsh, all of The Eagles are assholes and can go to FuckOffTown

    Don Henley is clearly the only worthwhile component of the Eagles

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Wm-o7_VVAoU

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    VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Veldrin wrote: »
    I love The Eagles

    Somebody fight me

    With the exception of Joe Walsh, all of The Eagles are assholes and can go to FuckOffTown

    Does anyone else think Joe Walsh looks like an old, stoned Nikolaj Coster-Waldau?

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    TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    I think if I didn't listen to musicians who are jerks in real life I wouldn't listen to much music at all.

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    BerkBerk THE BUDGIE SMUGGLER Registered User regular
    I feel like I'm destined to be a roving shagger even though I'd really like to just meet someone nice and settle down tbh

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    I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    okay what's actually funny is that isn't the eagles he meant at all

    he's talking about the nfl's philadelphia eagles

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    who the main character and his family are big fans of in silver linings playbook

    unless you all knew that

    but veldrin is from australia and you guys might not have seen the movie so you might not know!

    tune in at 11 when i overexplain more jokes

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    Also I'm going to chime in here and point out that when Vivienne came in here and started complaining about my jokes I was out of town and unable to defend myself.

    Secondly she laughed at that joke.

    I nailed it.

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    JebusUDJebusUD Adventure! Candy IslandRegistered User regular
    the answer.
    Veldrin wrote: »
    Jars wrote: »
    Veldrin wrote: »
    I love The Eagles

    Somebody fight me

    I would fight you but I also love the eagles

    Let's fight anyway, we'll work something out as we go.

    Who hoo fight thread is back!

    and I wonder about my neighbors even though I don't have them
    but they're listening to every word I say
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    JebusUDJebusUD Adventure! Candy IslandRegistered User regular
    the answer.
    Brainleech wrote: »
    What I am scared of the girl I am talking to via a 20 questions format when I asked her what she was looking for in a man. Her reply of she was looking for honesty, loyalty to run off when things go bad. Someone to be supportive. But it was the they have to be cute, pretty eyes and perfect teeth and really pretty hair. but she then said what she was looking for was inside because she said she has a lot of failed relationships just because she thought they were cute.

    I am really bad a talking to people at times as I tend to overthink and play it out in my head even before I ask the question.

    You can't fault someone for wanting someone good loyal and attractive. I wouldn't over think it. Decide if she is for you or not after you meet.

    and I wonder about my neighbors even though I don't have them
    but they're listening to every word I say
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    XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    I don't like the Eagles or the Eagles

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    Cilla BlackCilla Black Priscilla!!! Registered User regular
    So the girl from work I mentioned earlier in the week had to cancel our drinks date yesterday because her roommate (who is also her landlord) was not responding to texts for permission for me to come over.

    I didn't disbelieve her or anything, but thought it might be a sign I should back off some anyway. So I didn't text her at all today (well, Sunday) during work. Which sucked, because I have the romantic experience of your average 16 year old, and am insecure as hell. Texting and trying to keep a conversation going is basically my inexperienced way of validating that she don't hate me. But, to be totally frank, if you can't not talk to someone you don't even know wants to date you or not for just seven hours, that is a real capital P Problem. So I just didn't.

    But we'd set a time to skype with each other for later that same day, after work. (last night) And we did. And it was really awesome! Skyping actually just turned out to be IMing using the skype program, but whatever. We chatted for the better part of 3 hours just about all kinds of silly shit, some real serious, and I now know for sure she's as interested in me as I am in her. So that's really awesome!

    We both have a pretty tight living condition, as her Dad is also her roommate (both rent from the same other roommate), and I live at home, so things are going to be frustrating in finding stuff to do when we don't feel like going out, but I'm really excited. Not to mention that she has a kid. But she, the girl from work, is funny and nice and interesting to talk to and I'm really excited to see where this all goes.

    So, what it all boils down to is I have an actual romantic date for the first time since no later than 2010! It's not going to be blind either. We've already had a long talk and been pretty frank about quite a bit, so I'm not going to be having anxiety attacks about potentially ruining the date by accidentally breaking some kind of hidden fucking date code.

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    lonelyahavalonelyahava Call me Ahava ~~She/Her~~ Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies.
    I like both of the Eagles.

    Also, they came here recently and did a concert (which being back end of the world is like impossible to get concerts) and the show was the same night as this really nasty typhoon was sweeping in. So they not only pulled the start time forward, but they also played the full 3 hours. Straight. No breaks, no video clips, just them and the music and the pouring rain.

    Was pretty fucking epic.

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    STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    a universal migraine.
    I had a long night and I hate the fuckin' Eagles, man,

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