GreasyKidsStuffMOMMM!ROAST BEEF WANTS TO KISS GIRLS ON THE TITTIES!Registered Userregular
edited June 2015
the answer.
So the date with liquid eyeliner pick-up line girl was today
holy shit
ice cream at the harbour led to petting goats at the petting zoo led to finding somewhere to get some thai food led to watching Highlander at my place (I hadn't seen it) led to some awesome sweaty sex led to cuddling and listening to music (and more sex)
Of course, it's something strange to say that since I'm going to be living in the same house as the boy I have the date with for a week. But it's sort of important because it's been literally a bit over 7 years since I last went on something I'd call a 'date'. While it hasn't been as long for him, it's been ages since he's done anything of note for a date (I think his most recent one, last year, was to go off to some sort of seminar with the guy he was sort of dating).
So I've conspired with his roommate for intel on him and @Cyvros for restaurant info in Melbourne and armed with their assistance I've planned out what I'm hoping will be a nice day out together. He knows I have something planned, but not what or when, so I get to surprise him a bit
I'm gonna get up early and buy some flowers from a florist near their apartment for him, and then cook us some breakfast. After that it's a tram ride down to the royal botanic gardens (a location he really likes but has not visited in some time) for the rest of the morning/early afternoon and a picnic lunch I'll probably prepare either the night before or in the morning. I've been anxiously checking the weather forecast but it still seems to be "somewhat cold but clear" which should be fine!
Then we've got a booking at a cat cafe in the afternoon and after that we'll just hang out in the city before heading to a neat Indian restaurant really close to his apartment.
I'm trying not to worry about the details too much, though I've got all the tram timetables in my phone to make sure we get to the cat cafe on time (since we have a booking), so that should keep me from fretting too much!
and then after dinner we'll, I dunno, probably go back to his apartment and watch anime or something because we're nerds
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VivixenneRemember your training, and we'll get through this just fine.Registered Userregular
edited June 2015
[...] achieving a singular purpose against statistically long odds.
Also I'm going to chime in here and point out that when Vivienne came in here and started complaining about my jokes I was out of town and unable to defend myself.
Secondly she laughed at that joke.
I nailed it.
yes well in a totally unrelated incident
we were watching Agents of SHIELD and Coulson did something pretty hardcore and I was like "THAT WAS COLD, SON"
and he didn't get it and I had to explain it to him and while he admitted it was very clever he still didn't laugh
Secret shame: I have actually been to two separate lumineers concerts, in the summer of 2013. I feel like this is two too many? So many dudes in sperries and straw hats
What I am scared of the girl I am talking to via a 20 questions format when I asked her what she was looking for in a man. Her reply of she was looking for honesty, loyalty to run off when things go bad. Someone to be supportive. But it was the they have to be cute, pretty eyes and perfect teeth and really pretty hair. but she then said what she was looking for was inside because she said she has a lot of failed relationships just because she thought they were cute.
I am really bad a talking to people at times as I tend to overthink and play it out in my head even before I ask the question.
You can't fault someone for wanting someone good loyal and attractive. I wouldn't over think it. Decide if she is for you or not after you meet.
I agree
But like I said it's a odd thing to ask her 20 questions and get a video in response
I have asked her as of now 62 questions
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Donovan PuppyfuckerA dagger in the dark isworth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered Userregular
the answer.
The West Coast Eagles, otherwise known as the greatest team in the Australian Football League, are pretty great yeah!
Secret shame: I have actually been to two separate lumineers concerts, in the summer of 2013. I feel like this is two too many? So many dudes in sperries and straw hats
Munkus BeaverYou don't have to attend every argument you are invited to.Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPAregular
Man, reading this thread makes me feel like the only guy here who can dance.
Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
We went out to a Birdcage (the movie) themed DJ party on Saturday for Pride week.
It was hot and loud and made me feel old but not because of the people, I was about median, just the atmosphere was young.
I didn't dance for most of the night but joined the girlfriend and her friends towards the end. She was so happy and we had a sweating good time.
Dance has taken our relationship to the next level, according to her words.
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Munkus BeaverYou don't have to attend every argument you are invited to.Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPAregular
Man, reading this thread makes me feel like the only guy here who can dance.
This sounds like a challenge.
I would need a partner that knows how to swing and tango, then take a refresher on the tango since its been 9 years since I was able to tango.
I don't know Munkus, it sounds to me like your mouth is writing checks that your blue suede shoes can't cash
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Munkus BeaverYou don't have to attend every argument you are invited to.Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPAregular
I am suddenly reminded of the time that my family won the dance competition at the Nickelodeon Live! tour and ended up getting slimed in the final round face off.
I still have that shirt around here somewhere...
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holy shit
ice cream at the harbour led to petting goats at the petting zoo led to finding somewhere to get some thai food led to watching Highlander at my place (I hadn't seen it) led to some awesome sweaty sex led to cuddling and listening to music (and more sex)
buuuuuuuuuuhhhhh
Of course, it's something strange to say that since I'm going to be living in the same house as the boy I have the date with for a week. But it's sort of important because it's been literally a bit over 7 years since I last went on something I'd call a 'date'. While it hasn't been as long for him, it's been ages since he's done anything of note for a date (I think his most recent one, last year, was to go off to some sort of seminar with the guy he was sort of dating).
So I've conspired with his roommate for intel on him and @Cyvros for restaurant info in Melbourne and armed with their assistance I've planned out what I'm hoping will be a nice day out together. He knows I have something planned, but not what or when, so I get to surprise him a bit
I'm gonna get up early and buy some flowers from a florist near their apartment for him, and then cook us some breakfast. After that it's a tram ride down to the royal botanic gardens (a location he really likes but has not visited in some time) for the rest of the morning/early afternoon and a picnic lunch I'll probably prepare either the night before or in the morning. I've been anxiously checking the weather forecast but it still seems to be "somewhat cold but clear" which should be fine!
Then we've got a booking at a cat cafe in the afternoon and after that we'll just hang out in the city before heading to a neat Indian restaurant really close to his apartment.
I'm trying not to worry about the details too much, though I've got all the tram timetables in my phone to make sure we get to the cat cafe on time (since we have a booking), so that should keep me from fretting too much!
and then after dinner we'll, I dunno, probably go back to his apartment and watch anime or something because we're nerds
yes well in a totally unrelated incident
we were watching Agents of SHIELD and Coulson did something pretty hardcore and I was like "THAT WAS COLD, SON"
and he didn't get it and I had to explain it to him and while he admitted it was very clever he still didn't laugh
then I made a face like this:
~ n ~
Given what the past week or so has been like, I don't think I can really emphasise this enough: damn the forecast, bring sunglasses and an umbrella.
like perth weather except the weather switches are hourly rather than daily
this is not helping! >_<
Secret shame: I have actually been to two separate lumineers concerts, in the summer of 2013. I feel like this is two too many? So many dudes in sperries and straw hats
I agree
But like I said it's a odd thing to ask her 20 questions and get a video in response
I have asked her as of now 62 questions
I honestly thought the comment that started this whole thing was a West Coast Eagles reference for at least five minutes.
Ho hey was an enjoyable song
I haven't seen Connor in person in three years Jesus Christmas
(My phone auto corrects Christ to Christmas and now I just like it)
Satans..... hints.....
Awkwardly
This sounds like a challenge.
A dance fight you'll get!
You can dance if you want to
And if they don't dance?
Well...they're no friends of mine
...in which case they are welcome to join
Don Henley is an asshole who treats his road crew and his bandmates like shit. Don Henley can bite a turd and choke on it.
Do not start this contest munkus I don't want to be seen as insufferable
Ok, everyone, form up the Soul Train line. We're gonna settle this old school.
It was hot and loud and made me feel old but not because of the people, I was about median, just the atmosphere was young.
I didn't dance for most of the night but joined the girlfriend and her friends towards the end. She was so happy and we had a sweating good time.
Dance has taken our relationship to the next level, according to her words.
I would need a partner that knows how to swing and tango, then take a refresher on the tango since its been 9 years since I was able to tango.
I don't know Munkus, it sounds to me like your mouth is writing checks that your blue suede shoes can't cash
I still have that shirt around here somewhere...
Please turn into the dance-off thread
Instead of fights, we now settle the score on the dance floor!
but they're listening to every word I say
how on earth is this not the video you posted?