Once upon a time, there was a COCK called Penny Arcade. It was created by two PANCAKES named Mike and Jerry and featured two HORMONALLY IMBALANCED characters named UMBRA REVENGA and KAREN. Mike did the SQUEEZING and Jerry did the SHOOTING. Penny Arcade started out on a PERILOUS website called www.POMPOUSHOMP.com and quickly became very EROTIC. Penny Arcade was known for its SAUCY jokes and satire of the FELINE game industry, as well as covering other topics.
Penny Arcade has a forum, where people can TESTIFY with other people as well as EXACERBATE and FUCK. One particular forum, SALTY EARLOBE++ , likes to talk about DONGERS and POSTING all day long. Some people got tired of all the MURDERING and BLOOD FARTS that was rampant in SE++, and left to create their own little forums called WEDGIE the Bridge and Flying INTOXICATION.
In 2507 BC, Penny Arcade created the charity called POLITICIAN’S Play. They raise DOGGIES for children’s hospitals around the world. To participate, you can go to WWW.CUPCAKESONLINE.COM to purchase games and toys to be donated to local BALLS
In 2004, the Penny Arcade EXHIBITIONIST was created for ZOMBIES from all over to come together to JACK IT with each other. At the most recent PAX, attendance reached in excess of 4708 and is getting more popular every year.
For a while, the creators of Penny Arcade were embroiled in a MATRICIDAL feud with SOUTH DAKOTA lawer, TUBE. He sent them threatening SPERMATOZOA, and tried to get their COATHANGER shut down, but to no avail. Most people wrote him off as a BURGING lunatic who was desperate for attention from anyone who would BOOGIE.
How long will Penny Arcade keep RUNNING? Can they keep making TOWELS forever? Or will they go the way of the T-REX?
it's actually healthy and good to tell your dad you want to completely consume the meat and bones of other people with your butt. remember that this father's day
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oh fuck off
what's a neal to a non-be-neal-ver
edit: go big or go home or whatever
bonus:
pass it on
Not with those muscles!
Penny Arcade has a forum, where people can TESTIFY with other people as well as EXACERBATE and FUCK. One particular forum, SALTY EARLOBE++ , likes to talk about DONGERS and POSTING all day long. Some people got tired of all the MURDERING and BLOOD FARTS that was rampant in SE++, and left to create their own little forums called WEDGIE the Bridge and Flying INTOXICATION.
In 2507 BC, Penny Arcade created the charity called POLITICIAN’S Play. They raise DOGGIES for children’s hospitals around the world. To participate, you can go to WWW.CUPCAKESONLINE.COM to purchase games and toys to be donated to local BALLS
In 2004, the Penny Arcade EXHIBITIONIST was created for ZOMBIES from all over to come together to JACK IT with each other. At the most recent PAX, attendance reached in excess of 4708 and is getting more popular every year.
For a while, the creators of Penny Arcade were embroiled in a MATRICIDAL feud with SOUTH DAKOTA lawer, TUBE. He sent them threatening SPERMATOZOA, and tried to get their COATHANGER shut down, but to no avail. Most people wrote him off as a BURGING lunatic who was desperate for attention from anyone who would BOOGIE.
How long will Penny Arcade keep RUNNING? Can they keep making TOWELS forever? Or will they go the way of the T-REX?
Let’s just hope they all live DEADLY ever after.
The End
The end
i expected more tbh
The ultimate post already happened some time ago
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crwth is nothing but beard now
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imo
What a terrible end.
do we know what the ultimate post is yet
None of these are the ultimate posts
These are just a tribute
it was my old madlibs one IMO
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I miss him some days
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the entire thread, which is 17 posts, consists of replies saying some version of "naw this is trolling, no one is that dumb"
the forum that it's hosted on is a fucking treasure trove of weird shit which actually isn't trolling
YOU KNOWI ALWAYS WANTED TO BE DABES
I ALWAYS WANTED TO BE GOD