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  • WinkyWinky Registered User regular
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Elder Scrolls Online is dogshit

    And I can't stop playin it

    Halp

    I'll help you out Will, just follow these easy steps:

    1. Play something better

    QuidcB557
  • QuidQuid I don't... what... hnnng Registered User regular
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Elder Scrolls Online is dogshit

    And I can't stop playin it

    Halp

    You could literally be playing any other game right now.

  • AManFromEarthAManFromEarth Let's get to twerk! The King in the SwampRegistered User regular
    My wife asks me to stop playing minecraft now if she wants to talk

    I don't see what would be super different

    Gonna build bunny a castle

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  • tyrannustyrannus Registered User regular
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Elder Scrolls Online is dogshit

    And I can't stop playin it

    Halp

    stop it

    stop it you jerk

    QuidcB557
  • emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    Winky wrote: »
    emnmnme wrote: »
    simonwolf wrote: »
    I enjoy my PS4

    It is a fun system

    Also it gets MGSV ahead of all other systems, making the price of entry immediately worth it

    … but what if it turns out MGSV isn't good?

    You don't play MGS because it's good

    As a last act of defiance, Kojima sabotages the last Metal Gear game; every time Big Boss squats to go prone, he lets loose a noisy fart. All enemies in the area are alerted.

  • cB557cB557 voOOP Registered User regular
    winky is very excited about the applications of VR, I assume

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  • syndalissyndalis Getting Classy On the WallRegistered User, Loves Apple Products regular
    If holo lens actually works well for virtual monitors to do work on though, I will be all over that. That would change my life.

    That is how they demoed it first late last year / earlier this year.

    You could drag windows off of windows and just pin them in the air around your monitor. they will track with your head as if they were a fixed display.

    It's fucking witchcraft.

    SW-4158-3990-6116
    Let's play Mario Kart or something...
    cB557
  • spacekungfumanspacekungfuman Poor and minority-filled Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    syndalis wrote: »
    I don't like that it uses samsung displays.

    Pretty sure this means you need to get rid of a lot of your apple stuff.

    To clarify, I don't like that it uses AMOLEDs (what I associate with Samsung). I really am not a fan of the super saturation. I can barely look at my father in laws note iv

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    Chanus wrote:
    It's been a butt come true! I get to work with the absolute best boobs in the business. What more could a money ask for? Kids, aim for the freeloaders !

    @chanus
  • P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    the only mgs i've played to completion is the best one, mgs2
    i couldn't finish mgs3 and mgs1 just felt so dated mechanics wise after mgs2

    Shameful pursuits and utterly stupid opinions
  • WinkyWinky Registered User regular
    cB557 wrote: »
    winky is very excited about the applications of VR, I assume

    Not until I hire some respectable 3D modelers and animators.

  • syndalissyndalis Getting Classy On the WallRegistered User, Loves Apple Products regular
    TESO Has a really good elder scrolls story though.

    Its shame it is tied to such a mediocre MMO.

    SW-4158-3990-6116
    Let's play Mario Kart or something...
  • spacekungfumanspacekungfuman Poor and minority-filled Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    syndalis wrote: »
    If holo lens actually works well for virtual monitors to do work on though, I will be all over that. That would change my life.

    That is how they demoed it first late last year / earlier this year.

    You could drag windows off of windows and just pin them in the air around your monitor. they will track with your head as if they were a fixed display.

    It's fucking witchcraft.

    If it works well, that will be great. I know maintaining clear fonts has been a challenge for personal video monitors in the past though.

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    Chanus wrote:
    It's been a butt come true! I get to work with the absolute best boobs in the business. What more could a money ask for? Kids, aim for the freeloaders !

    @chanus
  • VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    uma was hot as fuck in that movie. at least I remember he being, and since she's beautiful it makes sense

    first time I remember looking up who an actress was for that particular reason

    which is now of course a prized past time

    BNet-Vari#1998 | Switch-SW 6960 6688 8388 | Steam | Twitch
    stevemarks44
  • surrealitychecksurrealitycheck lonely, but not unloved dreaming of faulty keys and latchesRegistered User regular
    Winky wrote: »
    im here for the vr hatsune miku oculus rift sex experiences

    Ugh, you would have sex with the inferior vocaloid

    Megurine Luka is too good for you anyway

    um she does not herald the setting free of the masculine and our entry to the golden age fyi

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  • spacekungfumanspacekungfuman Poor and minority-filled Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    syndalis wrote: »
    TESO Has a really good elder scrolls story though.

    Its shame it is tied to such a mediocre MMO.

    I really don't get why they didn't make it play like Skyrim.

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    Chanus wrote:
    It's been a butt come true! I get to work with the absolute best boobs in the business. What more could a money ask for? Kids, aim for the freeloaders !

    @chanus
  • cB557cB557 voOOP Registered User regular
    syndalis wrote: »
    If holo lens actually works well for virtual monitors to do work on though, I will be all over that. That would change my life.

    That is how they demoed it first late last year / earlier this year.

    You could drag windows off of windows and just pin them in the air around your monitor. they will track with your head as if they were a fixed display.

    It's fucking witchcraft.
    this just gave me a semi

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  • Apothe0sisApothe0sis Have you ever questioned the nature of your reality? Registered User regular
    I liked the limited edition glasses I got for ...Batman Forever, maybe?

    I only got the Riddler and Two Face.

    They looked cool to young me. They are really uncomfortable to hold and use though.

    Tide goes in. Tide goes out.
    Es-annon NEVA 4GET
  • simonwolfsimonwolf i'm in love with your brother what's his nameRegistered User regular
    P10 wrote: »
    the only mgs i've played to completion is the best one, mgs2
    i couldn't finish mgs3 and mgs1 just felt so dated mechanics wise after mgs2

    incorrect, MGS4 is the best one, followed closely by Peacewalker

  • CoinageCoinage The Naming of Cats is a difficult matter Registered User regular
    I won't go outside for a week once I get vr porn

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  • P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    theres a game cube and the twin snakes in the house right now, it was twin snakes i was playing
    it was mostly going into it immediately after mgs2 was jarring because i couldn't do cartwheels or other raiden shit

    Shameful pursuits and utterly stupid opinions
  • BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    Good night [chat]

    Be good to yourself and to each other a

    He/Him
    Narwhal, you should make "Sometimes while someone is explaining something to me, I am thinking about rockets" your signature
  • NecoNeco Registered User regular
    simonwolf wrote: »
    P10 wrote: »
    the only mgs i've played to completion is the best one, mgs2
    i couldn't finish mgs3 and mgs1 just felt so dated mechanics wise after mgs2

    incorrect, MGS4 is the best one, followed closely by Peacewalker

    But 4 is the worst! Your opinion is incorrect!

    P10
  • emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    edited June 2015
    Apothe0sis wrote: »
    I liked the limited edition glasses I got for ...Batman Forever, maybe?

    I only got the Riddler and Two Face.

    They looked cool to young me. They are really uncomfortable to hold and use though.

    The Batman Returns toys from Mcdonalds were the coolest things ever. They were vehicles from the movie and each had moving parts and a good weight to them. Then Oprah complained the movie was too violent and McDonalds recalled them. :(

    EDIT:

    emnmnme on
    Apothe0sis
  • bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Registered User regular
    Wake up and they have suspended PC sales of Arkham Knight

    daaaaaaaaaaaaaamn

    Yeah man, I tell ya what, man, that dang ol' internet, man, you just go in on there and point and click, talk about w-w-dot-w-com, mean you got the naked chicks on there, man, just go click, click, click, click, click, it's real easy, man.
  • Regina FongRegina Fong Allons-y, Alonso Registered User regular
    Apothe0sis wrote: »
    MrMister wrote: »
    @ronya @Apothe0sis

    as usual

    comments are pretty on point.

    Singer is, if nothing else, a consistent shining example of why academic freedom is important.

    @MrMister
    It feels strange to want to read and respond positively to comments on the internet.

    I went and read the Barnes article as recommended and found no obvious link beyond the very general "disability is discussed".
    I'm v opposed to shit that Tim Hunt said on a scientific basis because as a scientist he should present evidence for his claims other than the experiential. That being said, the attack on philosophers of late for doing philosophy is the dumbest goddamn shit and highlights why tenure is really damn important.

    Read a good article by an anonymous author who was identified only as an adjunct professor at a large U.S. university (adjunct means no tenure for those not up on academia employment). He said that all his lectures are now prepared for the current environment where offending a student risks dismissal. This is a thing he agonizes over and loses sleep over because he needs his job. He also said other adjuncts he knows have the same fears.

    Some people will find that great, as of course being offended is amongst the worst possible things. But consider that the line between being offended and being challenged is razor thin, varies from student to student, and for some students anything that challenges them is perceived as offensive. It is of course your right to take to the internet and attempt to get a mob going, which can cause not only dismissal of an unprotected professor but unemployability if a large enough stink is made.

    And of course this offended student can be anyone. It needn't be a black, gay, or trans student. It can be a religious student (of any religion) a conservative student etc. None of these viewpoints can be safely challenged by an unprotected professor. It only takes one student to be super offended, take to the internet and get a dogpile going, and the university will drop you on your ass because you're an adjunct and they hired you into that position because you are pretty expendable.

    So yes, tenure is super fucking important because we are quickly reaching the point where only tenured professors can say things that challenge students.

    programjunkietyrannusApothe0sisshryke
  • emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    Wake up and they have suspended PC sales of Arkham Knight

    daaaaaaaaaaaaaamn

    Arkham Origins was a screwed up game, too, but bad as it was, there wasn't any recall. Is there a hilarious video showing off the glitches and crashes for Arkham Knight?

  • Apothe0sisApothe0sis Have you ever questioned the nature of your reality? Registered User regular
    edited June 2015
    Apothe0sis wrote: »
    MrMister wrote: »
    @ronya @Apothe0sis

    as usual

    comments are pretty on point.

    Singer is, if nothing else, a consistent shining example of why academic freedom is important.

    @MrMister
    It feels strange to want to read and respond positively to comments on the internet.

    I went and read the Barnes article as recommended and found no obvious link beyond the very general "disability is discussed".
    I'm v opposed to shit that Tim Hunt said on a scientific basis because as a scientist he should present evidence for his claims other than the experiential. That being said, the attack on philosophers of late for doing philosophy is the dumbest goddamn shit and highlights why tenure is really damn important.

    Seems like a storm in a teacup over a dumb joke.

    THAT said, if I were Hunt I would quietly send word to Dawkins: "Please do not help." as he's pretty much toxic when it comes to dealing with the internet - the progressive dislike him because he's not a radical, the right wing dislike him because he's an atheist. He's also so stiff and British he doesn't interact well with anyone not to the manor born.

    Dawkins should get a translator ala Obama and Luther. I nominate scheck - he can talk to the kids and use his nobility to communicate back to Dawkins.

    Apothe0sis on
    Tide goes in. Tide goes out.
    Es-annon NEVA 4GET
  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    the Giant Bomb guys got to screw around with the Hololens at E3 this year and the shit they were talking about sounded like fucking sorcery

    syndalis
  • spacekungfumanspacekungfuman Poor and minority-filled Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    I think we were better off before the days of easily distributed patches. Games had bugs, but almost all of them were totally playable out of the box, at least.

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    Chanus wrote:
    It's been a butt come true! I get to work with the absolute best boobs in the business. What more could a money ask for? Kids, aim for the freeloaders !

    @chanus
    emnmnme
  • CasualCasual Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Flap Flap Flap Registered User regular
    Neco wrote: »
    Im not a hillary fan anyway :P

    agree

    i feel like i'm a bad liberal for not supporting her on principle

    i mean, yes, if it comes down to a choice between Hilary or a Republican (which it does) i'd choose Hilary

    but as a person and a politician i don't care for her at all

    i write amazing erotic fiction

    its all about anthropomorphic dicks doing everyday things like buying shoes for their scrotum-feet
    Winky wrote: »
    Corgis are totally the white people of dogs
    NecocB557
  • tyrannustyrannus Registered User regular
    I think we were better off before the days of easily distributed patches. Games had bugs, but almost all of them were totally playable out of the box, at least.

    think how differently KOTOR 2 would have been received if it could've been patched faster

  • Apothe0sisApothe0sis Have you ever questioned the nature of your reality? Registered User regular
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Apothe0sis wrote: »
    I liked the limited edition glasses I got for ...Batman Forever, maybe?

    I only got the Riddler and Two Face.

    They looked cool to young me. They are really uncomfortable to hold and use though.

    The Batman Returns toys from Mcdonalds were the coolest things ever. They were vehicles from the movie and each had moving parts and a good weight to them. Then Oprah complained the movie was too violent and McDonalds recalled them. :(

    EDIT:
    fuckin Oprah!

    Tide goes in. Tide goes out.
    Es-annon NEVA 4GET
  • CoinageCoinage The Naming of Cats is a difficult matter Registered User regular
    I think we were better off before the days of easily distributed patches. Games had bugs, but almost all of them were totally playable out of the box, at least.
    Just don't uninstall Myth 2.

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    emnmnmecB557
  • Apothe0sisApothe0sis Have you ever questioned the nature of your reality? Registered User regular
    syndalis wrote: »
    TESO Has a really good elder scrolls story though.

    Its shame it is tied to such a mediocre MMO.

    I really don't get why they didn't make it play like Skyrim.

    because it's really difficult to get that sort of thing to scale.

    Tide goes in. Tide goes out.
    Es-annon NEVA 4GET
    syndalisemnmnme
  • surrealitychecksurrealitycheck lonely, but not unloved dreaming of faulty keys and latchesRegistered User regular
    @neco is this u

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    Apothe0sisNeco
  • spacekungfumanspacekungfuman Poor and minority-filled Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Coinage wrote: »
    I think we were better off before the days of easily distributed patches. Games had bugs, but almost all of them were totally playable out of the box, at least.
    Just don't uninstall Myth 2.

    If you uninstalled that game, you got what you deserved.

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    Chanus wrote:
    It's been a butt come true! I get to work with the absolute best boobs in the business. What more could a money ask for? Kids, aim for the freeloaders !

    @chanus
  • CoinageCoinage The Naming of Cats is a difficult matter Registered User regular
    Bungie next game make Myth 3 instead of Totally Not Halo, thanks.

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    spacekungfuman
  • spacekungfumanspacekungfuman Poor and minority-filled Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    tyrannus wrote: »
    I think we were better off before the days of easily distributed patches. Games had bugs, but almost all of them were totally playable out of the box, at least.

    think how differently KOTOR 2 would have been received if it could've been patched faster

    But that is just Lucas art's fault, just like the state of the game on release.

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    Chanus wrote:
    It's been a butt come true! I get to work with the absolute best boobs in the business. What more could a money ask for? Kids, aim for the freeloaders !

    @chanus
  • AManFromEarthAManFromEarth Let's get to twerk! The King in the SwampRegistered User regular
    I want to install aoe

    but the disk is all the way over there!

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