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I am a piece of shit and I hate myself: The Webcomics Story

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    Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
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    klemmingklemming Registered User regular
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    Thunderstruck finally uses the M word instead of just 'powers'. Oh, and there's vampires.

    Nobody remembers the singer. The song remains.
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    NeveronNeveron HellValleySkyTree SwedenRegistered User regular
    One Punch Man is read right to left.
    Previous Chapter | Index | Current Chapter [NSFW]
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    Bang is rank 3 for a reason, even if he's getting old.

    Sources and links:
    url="http://galaxyheavyblow.web.fc2.com/index.html"]JP webcomic c.1-101[/url [ENG webcomic c.1-31 (32-101 are available on other unlinkable places)](2 NSFW pages)
    Chapters 1-3 translated by El_Thor, 4-27 by Boon (and for four panels PA's Cantide and for one PA's Winder) and edited by me, 28-30 by El_Thor yet again, and 31 onwards by someone who shall remain anonymous since I don't know who they are.

    url="http://tonarinoyj.jp/manga/onepanman/"]JP Manga c.1-5, 15-49[/url url="http://www.viz.com/manga/digital/one-punch-man"]ENG Manga c.1-37[/url
    [Anime: TBD, Promotional video]

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    klemmingklemming Registered User regular
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    Nobody remembers the singer. The song remains.
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    GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited August 2015
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    Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2015
    Scooter wrote: »
    Gundi wrote: »
    Coinage wrote: »
    The ant would literally eat all of the others, probably. Ants are the only insect that terrify me. Not because I find them gross but because I find them unnervingly impressive killing machines.

    Wasps are worse to me. Ants will kill for the glory of the hive, but wasps? I'm pretty sure they enjoy it.

    Er, most wasps will only sting out defense. Yellow jackets are aggressive and will sting regardless of danger posed.

    And ants that do sting will generally be very aggressive in their stinging. Bullet ants, for example, not only sting you, but they release a pheromone that causes all other ants to simultaneously sting you. And they will also attack you for being in their territory, not just near their nest.
    Garthor wrote: »
    Peccavi wrote: »
    Like bullet ants?

    Bullet ants, man.

    Bullet ants will make you kill yourself.
    The Satere-Mawe people of Brazil use intentional bullet ant stings as part of their initiation rites to become a warrior.[7] The ants are first rendered unconscious by submerging them in a natural sedative, and then hundreds of them are woven into a glove made of leaves (which resembles a large oven mitt), stingers facing inward. When the ants regain consciousness, a boy slips the glove onto his hand. The goal of this initiation rite is to keep the glove on for a full 10 minutes. When finished, the boy's hand and part of his arm are temporarily paralyzed because of the ant venom, and he may shake uncontrollably for days.

    Put your goddamn hand in the goddamn glove of pain.

    Don't worry, it's just a Bene Gesserit test.

    You know, I can't imagine that the pain you get after ten minutes is in any way worse than the pain you get after ten seconds. You've already been stung a hundred times, and I'm pretty sure there's a limit on how much venom can actually affect you. Once your muscles are at MAXIMUM SEIZE, another thousand stings aren't going to make a difference.

    So the real test is to look at the glove on your hand causing excruciating pain and go "yeah that thing's just not gonna get any worse" and leaving it on. So... basically correct I guess?
    Actually, the longer you keep your hand in there, the more venom is going to be put in you. And while it won't necessarily increase the pain, it will increase the duration of the pain. Hell, the reason why you put vinegar on Jellyfish stings isn't to counteract the venom in your system, but to stop more venom from being injected. These particular toxins we are talking about are very difficult for the body to break down, so it you had your hand in the bullet glove until all the venom was spent...well, you'd probably be fucked for days instead of hours.

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    BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    and that's why we hunt kut-ku

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    BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
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    BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
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    So in the next panels he filets himself a pair of wings with his broken body and flies away

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    BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
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    NaphtaliNaphtali Hazy + Flow SeaRegistered User regular
    Brainleech wrote: »
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    young thor is not pleased

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    Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
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    BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    Naphtali wrote: »
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    young thor is not pleased

    Well when one is used to the parties of Valhalla a mere mortal's garden party does seem mediocre.

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    V1mV1m Registered User regular
    Brainleech wrote: »
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    the lock is for a time capsule containing everything else in the garage.

    Holy shit this has been exactly the story of my life for the last 2 fucking years.

    Now whenever anyone uses the words "...but we might need it one day" I kind of black out or something and then wake up naked in the woods covered in mud and blood a few hours later and I have to not watch the news or answer the door for a while because it makes me sad also someone keeps stealing my good bowsaw and the good garden sacks and those things aren't cheap to buy you know.

    Anyway, carry on.

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    JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    V1m wrote: »
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    the lock is for a time capsule containing everything else in the garage.

    Holy shit this has been exactly the story of my life for the last 2 fucking years.

    Now whenever anyone uses the words "...but we might need it one day" I kind of black out or something and then wake up naked in the woods covered in mud and blood a few hours later and I have to not watch the news or answer the door for a while because it makes me sad also someone keeps stealing my good bowsaw and the good garden sacks and those things aren't cheap to buy you know.

    Anyway, carry on.

    I drive my wife crazy by keeping two large cardboard boxes filled with every computer widget, connector, and cable I've ever owned.

    If you're not the member of the household who builds the computers, it's nearly impossible to understand that while I'll never use 99% of the items in those boxes, about once a year I'll need one of the items from those boxes. And if I've thrown it away, I'll either have to drive to Best Buy and pay $30 for it or buy it on the internet for $10 and wait a week for it to be shipped here from South Korea. And in either case, the forces of evil have won.

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    BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    edited August 2015
    my brother has several boxes full of cables, hard drives and whatever for computers
    when his computer the only working one at the time blew up, I was surprised to learn the one we resurrected. worked fine it did not load a lot of sites but this forum loaded fine

    Fixed as I should have gone to bed instead of posting

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    klemmingklemming Registered User regular
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    In case you're wondering, yes, I would ace a test in smugness.
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    Nobody remembers the singer. The song remains.
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    CoinageCoinage Heaviside LayerRegistered User regular
    Man, I would rather get punched in the dick than write that essay.

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    klemmingklemming Registered User regular
    Q: What is Philosophy?
    A: An indoor job with no heavy lifting.

    Nobody remembers the singer. The song remains.
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    HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    Not the most lucrative gig in the world of course

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    knitdanknitdan In ur base Killin ur guysRegistered User regular
    Coinage wrote: »
    Man, I would rather get punched in the dick than write that essay.

    But it's a license to bullshit...

    “I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
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    ThetherooThetheroo Registered User regular
    You could write pretty much anything for that essay

    It's glorious

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    PeasPeas Registered User regular
    edited August 2015
    Coinage wrote: »
    Man, I would rather get punched in the dick than write that essay.

    Or write an essay about getting punched in the dick

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    KanaKana Registered User regular
    Super Secret is a korean webcrumblic. Traumerei Scans does the translations but some of their other projects seems to be a bit more piratical in nature, so I won't link.

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    I think he comes across a bit more harshly in the translation than is maybe intended. Or maybe the writer just dials it back from here on out, iunno.

    A trap is for fish: when you've got the fish, you can forget the trap. A snare is for rabbits: when you've got the rabbit, you can forget the snare. Words are for meaning: when you've got the meaning, you can forget the words.
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    HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
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    Ha ha, yes, phones certainly do have a soporific effect that can smooth out conflict but also the passion of a life truly lived in the moment and OH MY GOD WHY IS THERE A PHONE IN FRONT OF THAT WEDGE OF SWISS CHEESE? Is the cheese alive? Has the Heathcliff creative team decided that, since all animals, predator and prey, are fully sapient in the strip, why not extend this to inanimate objects? Is every Heathcliff panel full of individual consciousnesses embedded in everything, fully aware, unable to communicate, and screaming?

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    MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    knitdan wrote: »
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    Man, I would rather get punched in the dick than write that essay.

    But it's a license to bullshit...

    I once wrote an essay titled Bullshit 2: The Bullshittening.

    I got a B.

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    htmhtm Registered User regular
    Madican wrote: »
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    Man, I would rather get punched in the dick than write that essay.

    But it's a license to bullshit...

    I once wrote an essay titled Bullshit 2: The Bullshittening.

    I got a B.

    That's bullshit.

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    GvzbgulGvzbgul Registered User regular
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    The second chapter of Atomic Robo: The Ring of Fire.

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    Mr_RoseMr_Rose 83 Blue Ridge Protects the Holy Registered User regular
    Is that supposed to be Robo in that Jameson-type box there?

    ...because dragons are AWESOME! That's why.
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    azith28azith28 Registered User regular
    edited August 2015
    Very likely. lol. "I'm alive!!!...Im in a commordore 64...."..

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    OwenashiOwenashi Registered User regular
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    Today's Table Titans is about knowing when to prepare for violence as well as possible personal retconning when it comes to your character.

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    ronyaronya Arrrrrf. the ivory tower's basementRegistered User regular
    edited August 2015
    ronya wrote: »
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    North World: Epic of Conrad ran as a webcomic in 2007-2008. The original webcomic site is now down, but the comic is available on the author's website. It has also been published by Oni Press as a paperback.

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    BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    azith28 wrote: »
    Very likely. lol. "I'm alive!!!...Im in a commordore 64...."..

    Or A tandy 2600

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    BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
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    chances on the next page not being safe for work: 101%

    http://www.therockcocks.com/comic/page-85

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    DarmakDarmak RAGE vympyvvhyc vyctyvyRegistered User regular
    Brolo wrote: »

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    Man, the FFT OST is so good

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