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The JRPG thread. Which E3 JRPG are you most excited for?

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    Wyvern wrote: »
    Wyvern wrote: »
    I haven't played Final Fantasy VIII yet, but I find it hilarious that there is apparently a literal god who is so invested in a trading card game that it actually uses its supernatural powers to blur the line between the game rules and the real world.

    Not remembering this.
    You just said that Quetzalcoatl gives you the magical power to turn monsters into Triple Triad cards, and Triple Triad cards into physical items and spells. Triple Triad presumably being a human invention.

    That's like if God smote Lot's wife by turning her into a first-edition Black Lotus card instead of a pillar of salt. Dude just fuckin' LOVES Magic: The Gathering.

    alpha edition, you plebe

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    WyvernWyvern Registered User regular
    Circle of Protection: White doesn't protect against Wrath of God, and it's REALLY killing this Noah joke I'm working on.

    Switch: SW-2431-2728-9604 || 3DS: 0817-4948-1650
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    UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    FF7 remake
    So apparently Final Fantasy VII came out for iOS today, though it isn't showing up in my App Store yet

    And it apparently also gives you separate toggles to turn off random encounters and to max your stats out as well

    That's rad

    Really hope those make it into the PS4 version coming this winter

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    JavenJaven Registered User regular
    FF7 remake
    I mean I'm not complaining, it just makes the game feel very weird to play. The card game is boring so far, and so is drawing magic right from enemies, so I'd honestly prefer just killing mans to level up. Coming off the awesome material system to this is no bueno

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    try to not actually level up btw, as enemies level with you

    it's much better if you draw a bunch while you can and run from other random battles because ff8 is a shitty fucking game with an incomprehensibly dumb story

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    JavenJaven Registered User regular
    FF7 remake
    Hey pip thanks for summarizing everything that was said for the last two pages

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    ph blakeph blake Registered User regular
    People are giving you all these tips on how to break FF8 because there are a whole, whole lot of ways to easily break FF8 but I played through my first time "normally" and it went fine.

    I think I abused drawing and junctioning status effect magic a bit and figured out pretty quickly that haste was godlike, but, honestly, it's a Final Fantasy game. You'll be fine.

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    I take every opportunity I can to talk about how awful ff8 is

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    UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    FF7 remake
    FFVIII is rad

    It could be better, certainly

    But the characters are great, the story and setting are so awesome that I kinda don't care too much about its gameplay fuckups

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    FFVIII is rad

    It could be better, certainly

    But the characters are great, the story and setting are so awesome that I kinda don't care too much about its gameplay fuckups

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    UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    FF7 remake
    That sure is a photoshop that says nothing and thus proves your point eloquently

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    ph blakeph blake Registered User regular
    FF8 is my second favorite Final Fantasy (after 6 of course) because I was such a fucking teenager when I first played it and the nostalgia is strong with me.

    But yeah it is not a good game by any objective measure.

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    MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    FF7 remake
    The story is such a big pile of plot holes and garbage. Absolutely none of it makes sense except as a fever dream.
    Especially the orphanage plot point!

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    JarsJars Registered User regular
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    ff8 is about teenagers and teenagers are the worst ergo ff8 is the worst

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    JarsJars Registered User regular
    edited August 2015
    Other
    I REALIZE PERSONA IS ALL TEENAGERS SHUT UP

    Jars on
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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    Madican wrote: »
    The story is such a big pile of plot holes and garbage. Absolutely none of it makes sense except as a fever dream.
    Especially the orphanage plot point!

    explosive amnesia

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    UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    FF7 remake
    Every FF game is about teenagers

    FFVIII is the only game where the teenagers actually feel like teenagers which is one of the reasons I actually dig the characters so much

    Selphie is 17 and it shows

    Yuna from FFX is 17 but is somehow like 30

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    JarsJars Registered User regular
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    isn't aeris like 24 or 26?

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    Professor SnugglesworthProfessor Snugglesworth Registered User regular
    edited August 2015
    FF7 remake
    FFVIII's story is a romantic slice-of-life with a save-the-world plot shoehorned in.

    Professor Snugglesworth on
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    ph blakeph blake Registered User regular
    FF8 is a game that has a bunch of cool concepts and then proceeds to execute every single one of them about as poorly as possible, whether through bad writing or shoddy translation or whatever.

    It is also so, so anime, which was cool when I first played it and hadn't been exposed to that genre but now...

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    DidgeridooDidgeridoo Flighty Dame Registered User regular
    Fire Emblem Fates
    Every FF game is about teenagers

    FFVIII is the only game where the teenagers actually feel like teenagers which is one of the reasons I actually dig the characters so much

    Selphie is 17 and it shows

    Yuna from FFX is 17 but is somehow like 30

    Not FF12! Most of the cast are actual damn adults, which is

    so refreshing

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    UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    FF7 remake
    Ivalice is so boring that I forgot XII existed, forgive me

    Isn't Vaan pretty young though

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    JavenJaven Registered User regular
    FF7 remake
    I'll buy the romance angle, but from what I've seen so far, it's nowhere approaching 'slice of life'

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    UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    FF7 remake
    Well

    It's a slice of life if you're living in a teen-mercenary academy

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    DidgeridooDidgeridoo Flighty Dame Registered User regular
    Fire Emblem Fates
    Vaan is about 17 or so, but he's not really the main character. You should give it another shot, a bunch of us are doing a playthrough!

    I remember thinking it was boring the first time around, but I think I was just a bit too young to appreciate the political intrigue and such with the plot. I'm really enjoying it now!

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    Every FF game is about teenagers

    FFVIII is the only game where the teenagers actually feel like teenagers which is one of the reasons I actually dig the characters so much

    Selphie is 17 and it shows

    Yuna from FFX is 17 but is somehow like 30

    warriors of light, firion, cecil, burtz, cloud and claire are all not teenagers

    and those are just the protagonists

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    JarsJars Registered User regular
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    almost everyone in 6 is an adult. gau and relm obviously are not, and terra and celes are 18. other than that the youngest is 25 or something

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    UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    FF7 remake
    I can't play FFXII because the camera is fucked

    If they ever do a remaster though I'll give it a shot

    There was that rumor like a week ago that was quickly shot down

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    JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited August 2015
    FF7 remake
    The titular main character (or at least the 'Luke Skywalker' of the story is definitely a little kid, but other characters are better. Plus the actual game is so boring. A waste of amazing aesthetics (which I was relieved to see were repeated in XIV)

    Javen on
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    JavenJaven Registered User regular
    FF7 remake
    Age wise Cloud is like 21 but he definitely has has the emotional maturity of a teenager

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    Javen wrote: »
    Age wise Cloud is like 21 but he definitely has has the emotional maturity of a teenager

    he is kinda insane

    like

    he was psychologically broken at least twice prior to the game even occurring and once in game

    dude has some issues

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    JavenJaven Registered User regular
    FF7 remake
    I just finished the first part with Laguna

    Can I just play as him instead

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    UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    FF7 remake
    Laguna/Ward/Kiros are the beeeeest

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    JavenJaven Registered User regular
    FF7 remake
    They're buddies! I like that.

    So far it seems like my actual team can barely tolerate one another

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    Javen wrote: »
    They're buddies! I like that.

    So far it seems like my actual team can barely tolerate one another

    that continues for roughly the whole game

    laguna crew are the only characters that seem like actual people

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    UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    FF7 remake
    How cool were SeeD tests though

    Seriously

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    JavenJaven Registered User regular
    FF7 remake
    You get a puppy, so it's not all bad

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    UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    FF7 remake
    A puppy that you use for limit breaks

    FFVIII has the coolest limit breaks by far

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    I will admit, I do love the limit breaks

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    WybornWyborn GET EQUIPPED Registered User regular
    Fire Emblem Fates
    A puppy that you use for limit breaks

    FFVIII has the coolest limit breaks by far

    Quickenings are the coolest limit breaks in my book

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