Not a big dumb thing, but I moved into my new place in Japan yesterday, and true to the stereotype all of the door frames are much lower. I told the person showing me around that I'd lived in Japan so it shouldn't be hard readjusting to it. And within an hour I had slammed my head into a door frame, hard, no less than three times. And all in front of that same person.
I avoid doing dumb things by not doing anything much, but that leaves me open to saying dumb things, like this little exchange a few days ago:
Mrs Rhesus: How lovely - somebody's scratched off the "L" on that public telephone sign. Me: "Public teephone"? Doesn't make sense... Mrs Rhesus: ...I'm going to assume that you're joking.
today i tried to juke out some year 10 punk while rostered on to recess duty at the basketball courts. i rolled my ankle and missed the shot horribly. i wandered off non-chalantly but now i am suffering
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Brovid Hasselsmof[Growling historic on the fury road]Registered Userregular
Forgot the PIN for the card I've used weekly for seven months. Two weeks later and I still can't remember it.
Got out of a car close to lions. Got stalked by lions.
Stubbed my bare foot on a tyre and removed the nail from my big toe.
Wanted to tow a tree out of a road, attached the tow rope to the bullbars on front of the car, pulled the bullbars off of the car.
How do you not know to always anchor to the chassis?
Well, a well-made and correctly mounted bullbar should be more than strong enough to lift the vehicle into the air. It's only those stupid chromed aluminum shinybars that everyone fits to their pickups that ought to crumple and tear off if you try to do any real work with them.
One night we were watching bad reality TV and someone on the show became an ordained minister to perform weddings. My wife and college buddy couldn't believe it was that easy. By the end of the show using my phone and credit card without them noticing I was now "Father Nate." If any of you need to get married in Maine, I'm your guy.
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Raijin QuickfootI'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPAregular
Does anyone else keep seeing bulbasaur instead of bullbar or is it just me?
I got out early from work because I had overtime. So I waited to see if I could get Mario Maker
Alas I was the only person out of 5 who had their shit together
It's so hard to care anymore while at work
Why do they get high praise and accolades. When I barely get even thanked.
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Raijin QuickfootI'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPAregular
So I was coming back from a gay dance thing with a guy I was hoping to screw later and he parked in a gas station about half a block from my house so I could run home and get something I had forgotten (something uninteresting, like money or some deal). The quickest way is to squeeze between two buildings, run down an alley and cross the street and voila there's my house.
So I do that.
I go the same way coming back, run down the alley, squeeze between the two buildings, jog to his car, pop the door and hop in.
Unbeknownst to me, he had moved the car to get gas. So some random guy, parked at the local gas station, suddenly had some strange homosexual in leather gear pop out from between two buildings and jump in his car and all he could say was UH CAN I HELP YOU at maximum volume.
So I was coming back from a gay dance thing with a guy I was hoping to screw later and he parked in a gas station about half a block from my house so I could run home and get something I had forgotten (something uninteresting, like money or some deal). The quickest way is to squeeze between two buildings, run down an alley and cross the street and voila there's my house.
So I do that.
I go the same way coming back, run down the alley, squeeze between the two buildings, jog to his car, pop the door and hop in.
Unbeknownst to me, he had moved the car to get gas. So some random guy, parked at the local gas station, suddenly had some strange homosexual in leather gear pop out from between two buildings and jump in his car and all he could say was UH CAN I HELP YOU at maximum volume.
It sounds like he got a good story out of the deal!
So I was coming back from a gay dance thing with a guy I was hoping to screw later and he parked in a gas station about half a block from my house so I could run home and get something I had forgotten (something uninteresting, like money or some deal). The quickest way is to squeeze between two buildings, run down an alley and cross the street and voila there's my house.
So I do that.
I go the same way coming back, run down the alley, squeeze between the two buildings, jog to his car, pop the door and hop in.
Unbeknownst to me, he had moved the car to get gas. So some random guy, parked at the local gas station, suddenly had some strange homosexual in leather gear pop out from between two buildings and jump in his car and all he could say was UH CAN I HELP YOU at maximum volume.
It sounds like he got a good story out of the deal!
he was straight I don't know if he'd be comfortable sharing that
it wasn't crazy sex leather gear BTW
just pants, shirt and coat. I looked pretty good! but probably more than a little threatening
This reminds me of a dumb thing I did not-at-all-recently. Got up to pee in the middle of the night. Didn't turn the lights on because I knew my way to the bathroom blind. For some reason, I was absolutely sure that the seat was up, and didn't feel it was necessary to check. I was wrong.
So I was coming back from a gay dance thing with a guy I was hoping to screw later and he parked in a gas station about half a block from my house so I could run home and get something I had forgotten (something uninteresting, like money or some deal). The quickest way is to squeeze between two buildings, run down an alley and cross the street and voila there's my house.
So I do that.
I go the same way coming back, run down the alley, squeeze between the two buildings, jog to his car, pop the door and hop in.
Unbeknownst to me, he had moved the car to get gas. So some random guy, parked at the local gas station, suddenly had some strange homosexual in leather gear pop out from between two buildings and jump in his car and all he could say was UH CAN I HELP YOU at maximum volume.
It sounds like he got a good story out of the deal!
he was straight I don't know if he'd be comfortable sharing that
it wasn't crazy sex leather gear BTW
just pants, shirt and coat. I looked pretty good! but probably more than a little threatening
I would have found my friends and been like, "Mother fucking Rob Halford was in my car!"
So I was coming back from a gay dance thing with a guy I was hoping to screw later and he parked in a gas station about half a block from my house so I could run home and get something I had forgotten (something uninteresting, like money or some deal). The quickest way is to squeeze between two buildings, run down an alley and cross the street and voila there's my house.
So I do that.
I go the same way coming back, run down the alley, squeeze between the two buildings, jog to his car, pop the door and hop in.
Unbeknownst to me, he had moved the car to get gas. So some random guy, parked at the local gas station, suddenly had some strange homosexual in leather gear pop out from between two buildings and jump in his car and all he could say was UH CAN I HELP YOU at maximum volume.
It sounds like he got a good story out of the deal!
he was straight I don't know if he'd be comfortable sharing that
it wasn't crazy sex leather gear BTW
just pants, shirt and coat. I looked pretty good! but probably more than a little threatening
I would have found my friends and been like, "Mother fucking Rob Halford was in my car!"
I would wear the hell out of this
but literally only to the most blasé of places. grocery store, dentist, work, bus ride. sparkle those fuckers up
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Yeah
It managed to hit a fun enough dumb point for me
Like I could take turns with my guests between yelling at the screen and making cocktails and cackling as they yelled at the screen
Real dumb movie though
Pretty much Once Upon A Time caliber, although not as agonizingly drawn out
Luckily I rolled out of the way in time.
Also I once drank a pint of Black Velvet in about an hour
-Indiana Solo, runner of blades
Mrs Rhesus: How lovely - somebody's scratched off the "L" on that public telephone sign.
Me: "Public teephone"? Doesn't make sense...
Mrs Rhesus: ...I'm going to assume that you're joking.
Got out of a car close to lions. Got stalked by lions.
Stubbed my bare foot on a tyre and removed the nail from my big toe.
Wanted to tow a tree out of a road, attached the tow rope to the bullbars on front of the car, pulled the bullbars off of the car.
-Indiana Solo, runner of blades
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Dear Satan.....
-Indiana Solo, runner of blades
How do you not know to always anchor to the chassis?
there were a couple fun ideas in there, even though the entire thing barely hangs together as any sort of narrative
I really appreciate that the douchey guy at the prep school is named Chad Charming
I didn't realise this was the Carefully Considered Sensible Decisions You've Made Recently thread.
Well, a well-made and correctly mounted bullbar should be more than strong enough to lift the vehicle into the air. It's only those stupid chromed aluminum shinybars that everyone fits to their pickups that ought to crumple and tear off if you try to do any real work with them.
Alas I was the only person out of 5 who had their shit together
It's so hard to care anymore while at work
Why do they get high praise and accolades. When I barely get even thanked.
It's like I learned nothing from yesterday.
I was a line cook for 2 and 1/2 years and hated it every day. But I just kept doing it.
but they're listening to every word I say
That was kind of embarrassing
Even though it was my brother's fault
So I was coming back from a gay dance thing with a guy I was hoping to screw later and he parked in a gas station about half a block from my house so I could run home and get something I had forgotten (something uninteresting, like money or some deal). The quickest way is to squeeze between two buildings, run down an alley and cross the street and voila there's my house.
So I do that.
I go the same way coming back, run down the alley, squeeze between the two buildings, jog to his car, pop the door and hop in.
Unbeknownst to me, he had moved the car to get gas. So some random guy, parked at the local gas station, suddenly had some strange homosexual in leather gear pop out from between two buildings and jump in his car and all he could say was UH CAN I HELP YOU at maximum volume.
kudos on your dedication to a bit, then
She did not appreciate it.
It sounds like he got a good story out of the deal!
he was straight I don't know if he'd be comfortable sharing that
it wasn't crazy sex leather gear BTW
just pants, shirt and coat. I looked pretty good! but probably more than a little threatening
Child abuse jokes are probably not a good idea to make in front of anyone you just met.
I do that all the time. on purpose. it's a comfy seat!
Which is a thing I've done
With my pants down.
Right on my balls.
This reminds me of a dumb thing I did not-at-all-recently. Got up to pee in the middle of the night. Didn't turn the lights on because I knew my way to the bathroom blind. For some reason, I was absolutely sure that the seat was up, and didn't feel it was necessary to check. I was wrong.
I have used a toilet while the seat was still up
I have also used a MRE bag under orders as a toliet
Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better
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In the beginning the Universe was created.
This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.
I would have found my friends and been like, "Mother fucking Rob Halford was in my car!"
I would wear the hell out of this
but literally only to the most blasé of places. grocery store, dentist, work, bus ride. sparkle those fuckers up